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[challenge entry] Here comes the science bit...

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Lol!
*click*
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Fire up the Quattro!
So I can have a fookin' shave.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Am I Right?
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)
# your husband's so deaf looking!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)
# whehe
I'm not married and even I need them :D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)
# eh?

(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)
# nagger as a gf
(sometimes)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# it was a joke
in fact it was one of the oldest jokes in the world.

(You can't hear, I say eh? you begin to repeat then smile knowingly and we all laugh)
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
# pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Marry her
Then you can buy some earplugs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry] balls?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Yes dear.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)
# we wouldn't nag
if you got things right the first fucking time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Say that again?
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# grrr
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:21, archived)
# and we would listen
if ..oh sorry is that the football on?
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# *nods*
they are rubbish aren't they :P
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
# they're only good at one thing
but seriously, how many jars does a girl need opened?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# None.
You do all the difficult work anyway, we just finish the job. Personally, I can't believe the number of women that can't open a child-proof drug bottle.
/awaits flames
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:28, archived)
# actually, i have no problem with jars
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# not even
jars jars binks?
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I recognise those ear plugs!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Like
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Christians. La la la we're not listening.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Good Evening b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Ahaha
I approve XD
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Haha good eve!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Puff me on up then.
Tasty sugary goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# clickety
click
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# ha ha ha!
Love this.

Those things make yr wee smell rancid
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry] shit
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Please tell me
that's shopped, or my memory of Steve Irwin will be stained ineffably.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# 100% real
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)
# I thought so.
It's the fact that he's still got his skiddies on that makes it authentic.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry] If only cleaning was so easy...


(sorry i'm so shit at adding text!)
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Nice fire.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Not related
but i'll leave this here if i may


found it on my hard drive.
(Droggers "That was close, he nearly went disco on us then", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# *foams*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# BgGgNNBGBNnNGBBBb
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# :)
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# You're not him
are you?
(Droggers "That was close, he nearly went disco on us then", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)
# hmmm
it does kind of look like an old image of me.
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Take some...



EDIT: thanks to wikipedia for random non-funny concrete facts
(#monkey is salt-trash through and through, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Ah shitflaps.
It's Wednesday isn't it.
I wanted my image challenge this week, but forgot all about it.

Woo to your pick, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)
# i don't know about concrete pills
but i've known a few men who could have done with a concrete injection
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)
# ooh
missus
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] The essential 'macho' product..

Edit: Sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
# woo
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Actually, I've goofed here I think, await an edit...
I'm not sure it works this way around, thinking about it
/gets very confused at this time of an evening.
Right. Fixed now
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# i thought you might have
those numbers are wrong, that's actual size and any man will tell you that's ten inches
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)
# I was thinking cock-specific inches
Because it was mentioned earlier... But that'd be the other way... *scratches head*
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# It works now
*phew*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# That's how
I interpreted it. Either that or non-Imperial European men are arses.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Depends if you think in metric.
I think inches is the SI unit for cockage, though.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I think it works now on the edit...
/thinking 6" in reality is really 12", meaning that 30cm would equal 24"
//Not me, obviously

///Bloody hell. Why didn't I just stick to shopping magenta cocks
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# remind me never to get you to draw any plans for an extension
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Plus,
the numbers read from the opposite direction on the other side of a ruler...
(dxg, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# yes, I know this, but for the purposes of the gag, it'll do
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# It's not
In Europe we use cm. 21cm is alright.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# *waits for*
Star Trek animation.

pfft estimation
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I might be retarded
But I don't get it. At all :( Except that the inches don't match the centimetres *shrug*
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# its a conversion to shoe sizes i believe
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# You know what they say
about blokes with big shoes...
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# they have trouble buying shoes and wear big socks?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# That'll do, pig
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# baking powder?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# OK so I read that as Shatner resistant...
is it sleeping tiem yet?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Heh, mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)
# subtle
i like

(obviously no use to myself, obviously)
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)
# What am I missing?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)
# two front teeth?
*punch* loffle :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Why I oughtta..!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# But is it Shatner Resistant?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)
# KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# well, it ain't shatner's bassoon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# it's a made up drug
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# i'm made up if i get drugs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I think
I made one of those once.

Errrm, on b3ta. Not in reallife.

EDIT: And woo! How rude of me!
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# that's better ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# cheers.
/still searching for my pills
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Dried frog pills?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
Clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)
# RIS
RIS RIS RIS RIS RIS RIS RIS.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't forget the fingernail...
(835Rocks, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:54, archived)
# is this a pikey glory hole?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)
# DAAAAAAAAAAAVEY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABY
*PANDAFAWN*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)
# DARRRRRRRRRRRLINK
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# *BOSOMS*
HOW ARE YA SWEET'EART?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)
# It's how
soldiers do it, according to the myth...
(835Rocks, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
# eeeewwww
if my cousin wasn't in the army, i'd be rissing like a motherfucker right now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Not a myth
I got taught that by a bombardier from the Royal Artillery when I was on my basic training.

Been meaning to make a video clip demonstrating the method (as tastefully as possible anyway) for this here site
(Waynster James Joyce is fucking my sister!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Hear its nice in hull this time of year
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)
# DRINK
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:54, archived)
# GIRLS
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)
# FECK!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)
# ARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# BRICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)
# I LOVE MY BRICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)
# I HAS BUCKET
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)
# I HAS TEA AND FAGS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# As endorsed ...
... by the Queen
(I helped save b3ta! samjuk, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Kinda warming to a theme...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Yup, yup and yup!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,
they were selling them down the pound shop here..a few male friends did purchase them..just so they could put them in the bathroom cabinet and look "impressive".

also

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Pahahahaha
.... aahahahahahaahahaahahahaa
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)
# O hai seamhorse source pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)
# hahahaha,
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
# hahaha
^both to this and that^and that^

"you're all doing very well"
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)
# i god a fucking mod edit the first time i posted it...
it was deemed nsfw....come on..since when were big wooden cock horses offensive?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Maybe it was the apparently lightly oiled arse
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# thats your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Not enough hair.
Or oil.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Hahaha
I like!

Thing is... it's normally the same fools who blow them up over their heads, who claim they aren't big enough for their cocks. *sigh*
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)
# they're only made in 3 sizes
small, medium and liar
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Aha!
I see what you did there! vg! XD
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Ouch
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:51, archived)
# ha ha thats the method i use
works really well :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# woo
but what's this shit about ear hair? Bald ears for years and now I'm getting random hairs in my ears. Is this related to the balding calves issue that middle-aged men get (and yes, I've got that as well).
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# My girlfriend keeps finding ear hairs and grey hairs on me.
I'm 22, it's not right.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# i found my first grey pubic hair...
in a kebab i bought...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Lucky you.
You normally have to pay for extras like that
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Grey pubes
That's the killer. I might as well top myself now.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# wonderful
we have a winner
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Ever since i found out
that it only hurts as much to pull 16 at once as it does 1, I've used this method too.
Too many and you pass out, so you soon find your limit.
(turtles head is touching cloth poked a dwarf on the forehead at, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 18:44, archived)
[challenge entry] OK something a little less obtuse this time then...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That's fucking mental
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:50, archived)
# The thing is I would buy one if it was available...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Hence your user name! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# great stuff
also rids ears of unsightly hairs.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:51, archived)
# And skin
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:52, archived)
# and ears.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Yes ear-itching relief at last.
(damn, mindpiss)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:52, archived)
# nice one
chuckles
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)
# NSFW...probably not terribly macho either.
www.b3tards.com/u/91cbdca9d1a966f4d086/vm3000.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:54, archived)
# *buys eleventy*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Because 'super' sounds a bit gay
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:47, archived)
# that glue is f*cking mental
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:48, archived)
# f*cking mental glue is f*cking mental
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:50, archived)
# it will
stick f*cking anything to f*cking anything else
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:51, archived)
# so, if i'm f*cking something
i can use that glue and keep f*cking it forever?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:54, archived)
# too f*ckin right
it's f*ckin mental
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
# f*ck, yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Elfy
sounds a bit gay too
:P
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:49, archived)
# right you ...outside

(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:49, archived)
# tee hee
^_^
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:51, archived)
# haha
*sniffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I'd buy that
for a dollar
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Only Macho men run around in a Hooligan Lion suit


Click for bigger (135KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:45, archived)
# congratulations.
you finally forced me to go and read what the image challenge actually says.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:48, archived)
# tell me when you have, i haven't bothered
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
# something about balls
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# TJ
I met 11 mad Finns (all mates of Kimi Raikkonen) at the Singapore GP, who all dress in gorilla suits when they go to watch him. Over the weekend 3 collapsed of dehydration (can't see why, they seemed to be drinking enough).
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a little off the top...
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:45, archived)
# pfff!
nursie hasn't got any brothers, she's got 3 sisters called donald, eric and basil.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Continuity error! I commend you good sir
.
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:54, archived)
# thank you
but i am a madam ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Even better!
;)
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry] For every day use.
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)
# LOL!
XD
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)
# pfft

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)
# dirty bastards
thats a goatse logo!
(resistanceisfutile, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahaha!
mind if i dump this text on a bag of sand
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:44, archived)
# but you seem to have put it in the
girly, hen-pecked diy husband bag instead of the macho man's jumbo bag of 850kg. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:47, archived)
# it's the holiday sized travel bag
because you can't get a decent bag of sand on a package holiday
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:49, archived)
# haha.
Touché
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:50, archived)
# True
Real men go to proper builders merchants.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:50, archived)
# that just made me crack up laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:49, archived)
# *soaps*
it's the only soap i use!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:47, archived)
# I like it too.
And it's the standard soap about the house but I just can't help having a bar of Pear's in my bathroom at all times. Pear's is fucking lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:49, archived)
# real men use swarfega and salt
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)
# I have
Tufenega in my workshop. That's basically swarfega with sand in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# pear's is nice
but my skin only likes imperial leather
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] free snack included
(resistanceisfutile, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)
# something that made me laugh
on board?!

Holy shit
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Oh shit, you might stay
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)
# oh snape
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)
# hahahaha
Trumpets
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:39, archived)
# mmm
salty
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:47, archived)
# It has to be
salt and vinegar flavoured.
(racetraitor has an alibi for, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 6:49, archived)
[challenge entry] johnson and johnson no more tears


only posted twice ages ago but im glad im back!
(blowfelt www.soundcloud.com/blowfelt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)
# This was your 7th post.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)
# seventh eh?
christ it as been a while!
(blowfelt www.soundcloud.com/blowfelt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# I'm sure he meant second image post.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Shhhh, don't put me down in front of the noob :(
I've lost all authority now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)
# You have! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:45, archived)
# We are glad you're back too
if this is the sort of standard we can come to expect
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)
# my word we've missed that rapier wit.
;)

Welcome back, re-pull up a chair etc...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Buckle.
Fucking perfect! Weeping laughter tears at work!
(ice9, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)

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