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# new product destroys all things that displease you... purchase now...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:23, archived)
# This is absolutely bizarre
But fantastically drawn/painted. Likes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:39, archived)
# it's from the future...
... { 1001001 }.

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:42, archived)
# i quite like this.
and while i desire your product, i suspect i'd burn out its motor in a nanosecond.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:41, archived)
# how dare you insult my atomic parts...
...they are of the highest of standards.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:43, archived)
# don't underestimate my misanthropy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:46, archived)
# that would be and error in action...
...due to insufficient knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:52, archived)
# I don't have words to express how much I like this.
Brand new heroin dispenser unit.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 5:43, archived)
# i bring you this for later
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 3:31, archived)
# mmmmmmmnnnnnngggggghhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 3:57, archived)
# that sad bastard's going to have more work than saint nick.
children and prostitutes have nothing on n00bs when it comes to dumbassery.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:01, archived)
# Does he protect fail?
or does he protect /us/ from fail?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:06, archived)
# let's find out...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:24, archived)
# haha
epic fail
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:25, archived)
# hahaha
Maybe he rushes in at the last second and puts him upright.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:43, archived)
# orange sponge letters break the fall.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:47, archived)
# actually...
... he slices his head off between the A and the I.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:54, archived)
# fail breaks the fall?
my eyes hurt!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:54, archived)
# the fall is fail...
...and fail is the fall. (mindblowing)!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:59, archived)
# have a nice trip
see you next autumn
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 5:53, archived)
# I made a dilldo

Get it? dill doe its funny

Click for bigger (237KB)
(Leoninus "Never lick a fresh turd on a hot day.", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:53, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:55, archived)
# I think
you'll be in a bit of a pickle unless you improve your punnes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:55, archived)
#
I wuv punnies
(Leoninus "Never lick a fresh turd on a hot day.", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:56, archived)
# It took me a while.
But yes. it made me smile a little bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:56, archived)
# not butter, bah.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 3:01, archived)
# I can't believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 5:03, archived)
# someone's been into the brine...
...again.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:49, archived)
# holy crap that's good.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Hello gorgeous :)

Haven't seen you for ages. How's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:53, archived)
# i'm in hiding because i killed a few hundred people.
hello!

i can't be at the computer much - my stupid back and knee are wonky and i'm forbidden from sitting at the komputronic unit for any longer than 15 minutes or so.

you are well? that's also a good version, would make a good pumpkin stencil.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Only a few hundred?
Does that even qualify as genocide?
So what have I missed? How did you get injured?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 3:36, archived)
# pesticide, ashally. they all deserved it.
nothing new, just old war wounds come back to haunt me. docs and i discussed surgery too - isn't old age a hoot?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:02, archived)
# Like very much indeedy

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:55, archived)
# cool cat, man!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:49, archived)
# die for art you miserable pigfucker!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:51, archived)
# whuh hello
how's life postie?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:52, archived)
# hello!
life's wasted on the living. let the undead rise!

38% here, you?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:59, archived)
# can't complain. beer in one hand, mouse in the other, cock in the other.
life is pretty okay.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 3:16, archived)
# cock in a mouse, beer in the house.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 3:29, archived)
# Which is the artist
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:52, archived)
# that is deep.
fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:53, archived)
# we're all artists here, except for a few people i won't mention or they'll cry like the weak-ass bitches they are.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 3:00, archived)
# This is smashing.
I think it's time to rekindle the whiteboard project, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 3:17, archived)
# Maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 3:20, archived)
# yessssssss
maybe with fluff though... or purely innuendo based stuff. you can't be angered by fluff or innuendos!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 3:21, archived)
# Mixed media
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 3:39, archived)
# Yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 3:55, archived)
# he died for a noble cause...
...(?)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:29, archived)
# Just something I was trying with


Click for bigger (300KB)

Using GIMP, I was pratting around with selective colourisation and making an image mask. First time and whatnot.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:43, archived)
# good job
i'm excellent at photoshop and am steadily getting the hang of after effects, but i still have no fucking clue what a mask is
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:44, archived)
# It's where you outline the subject if you're going to change the background
In this instance, I outlined the bloke using the lasso tool, whited him, blacked the background, inverted it, and pasted it into a layer mask. It'll just show the background, like a cut-out.

Essentially, only the top layer is blurred; the background is as it was originally, making him not as blurred.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:47, archived)
# ah, so basically the same thing as outlining the subject and doing "layer via copy" and changing the rest
except without creating a new layer?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:53, archived)
# YES!
Pretty much
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:54, archived)
# bollocks. layers are more fun. the more the better.*
*may not be true in large amounts
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:55, archived)
# I had to do a layer anyway
So I could blur it.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:56, archived)
# its what you wear when robbing a bank
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 3:21, archived)
# Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:39, archived)
# Kitten has no teeth :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:40, archived)
# *inserts*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 3:23, archived)
# KITTY
goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:53, archived)
# neeahh-ha...
...*yawns*... nighty!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:39, archived)
# ODONAPKD.

SO THE OTHER DAY AT PHYSIOTHERAPY I ASKED THE DOCTORWORKER TO TAKE A PICTURE OF MY FOOT AFTER HE WRAPPED IT SO YOU GUYS COULD SEE HOW FOOTMASKS ARE MADE. I TOLD HIM I WAS GOING TO POST THE PIC ON THE INTERNET AND HE ASKED ME WHAT I THOUGHT I'D GET OUT OF IT. I THINK HE'S GOT MENTAL PROBLEMS OR SOMETHING BUT HE DIDN'T FREAK OUT SO I KEEP LETTING HIM TOUCH ME. ALSO HE STARTED LAUGHING WHILE HE WAS TAPING ME, SO I ASKED HIM WHAT WAS GOING ON. HE SAID "DON'T WORRY, I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK I'M A NUT BECAUSE I JUST RIPPED THE TAPE WITH MY TEETH AND IT WAS AN INCH AWAY FROM YOUR FOOT." I SAID "I NORMALLY CHARGE EXTRA FOR THE KINKY SHIT SO STEP OFF, DUDE, " AND HE BANGED MY LEG ON THE TABLE AND IT HURT.

SO ANYWAY MY DOC SENT ME FOR AN X-RAY, WHICH I GOT THE SAME DAY I HAD MY APPOINTMENT WITH HIM, AND IT TOOK TWO DAYS TO GET MY MRI SET UP, SO I SHOULD KNOW IF I HAVE TO HAVE A NEW KNEE OR HAVE MY LEG AMPUTATED SOON. ALSO I MADE A GREAT SOUP AND APPLESAUCE LAST NIGHT AND I HAVE TO GO TO BED SOON BECAUSE I HAVE TO BE AT THE HOSPITAL AT 5:30 AM AND IT'S AFTER 9:30 PM NOW SO I SHOULD GET READY FOR BED SOON BUT MAYBE DO SOME LAUNDRY FIRST OK?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Sure mate.
Knock yourself out.

Hey, you ready to be making websites yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:56, archived)
# *knocks*
been reading more on html and piddling about, but that ended a week or so ago. i think i grok some of what i need.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 3:02, archived)
# I think you need a good hard dick and a little discipline!
Faffing about instead of knuckling down and making it happen! To grok is to have a deeper understanding than "I think" :)

Anyway, PM me if/when you'd like a hand. I'll hassle you again in a few weeks if I haven't heard :) I'm doing HR mgmt, Strategic mgmt and Mandarin Chinese 101 this semester. I'll be looking for some diversions!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 3:51, archived)
# thanks!
gazzed you the pertinent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:03, archived)
# i've not yet met an HR worker i've liked
or that i didn't eventually dislike after some minor, petty falling out, such as when i was written up for swearing in russian
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:56, archived)
# I shall consider myself fortunate then.
Most of the HR people I've had to deal with have been babes or total babes and rather nice personalities as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 5:02, archived)
# i avoid all medical procedures...
...those money-hungry bastards. Sorry to hear of your troubles.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:45, archived)
# cost is near zero - we're commies here.
no worries, i like pain.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:49, archived)
# cheap jordan shoes
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(feixiang, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:37, archived)
# hahahah that is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:37, archived)
# Oh cheers.
But I think they are known as Katie Price shoes now!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:41, archived)
# NIKE'S SUCK!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:34, archived)
# Last night an angry streetwise Zombie broke into our house.

We had to defeat him with the contents of the freezer. Ice cream FTW!

10 minute mad scribble while drunkness!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:26, archived)
# CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:27, archived)
# oh barry
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Ice cream is like kryptonite to zombies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:27, archived)
# your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Did you mean you're all gay?
... coz I don't know what an Allgay is and I don't own one.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:35, archived)
# You just fell into the oldest pedant trap in history.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:39, archived)
# oldes't, you simpleton.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 4:49, archived)
# wise zombie? that's not canon!
/argument.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:38, archived)
# pfft
streetwise
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:54, archived)
# That bothers me one small thing there is
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Just one more thing....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Just one more thing, Sir... Just one last thing.
Mrs Columbo, you see, Mrs Columbo; She's a big fan of yours, Sir. Could you sign this for her, Sir? She wouldn't talk to me again, Sir, if I didn't get your autograph.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# You see, it's the little things
They just get right in there and bother me, ma'am.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:25, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Today i did a drawings.
I drew a spaceman.

CFB.

And yes. I know the tankard is shite.
(Andaba Is Team GB Olympic Colouring Competitor, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:08, archived)
# That is very nice,
but you are not as awesome as me ;)

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# For we can only try.
(Andaba Is Team GB Olympic Colouring Competitor, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Yeah I know,
you may get there one day my child ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)
# luverly
this gets a click from me.

Because that's just the kind of guy I am.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# the color of that guitar makes me want to shout "FRESH!"
but i won't. is that a pint on that flag? i agree with that.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)
# u
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Pfft! Is it FRESH time then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# haha i wondered who would be first
edit: then again, is the answer really surprising anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Stop trolling me!
;)

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)
# I TROLLED YOUR MOM
THE OTHER DAY
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Jokes on you! My mum's dead!

Ok, she isn't dead, but she is old and ugly!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)
# To digress just a bit,
how would one troll a grave?



...this should be an image compo
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)
# You should be an image compo ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:28, archived)
# your mom's face should be an image compo
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:46, archived)
# The tankard is fine, all beer is good.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)
# I am a coo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# nicely
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# coo says moo
but who says coo?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)
# moo


clearly.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Wulf
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)
# I have a tiegr too. But it's not very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:19, archived)
# This post contains talent!
It most certainly could not be mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:27, archived)
# hello there moonman.
you are jonathan king.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Oh yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Too prove I am me, and not a troll, have a pictoor I drew.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Cabbage patch dolls?
No, it is a hornet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:26, archived)
# *gives up*
Yeah, you're probably right.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Nooooo, I broke sushi's big voice :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:29, archived)
# shushi = little japanese girls' snack
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)
#


EDIT: I was actually quite proud of this :D

www.b3ta.com/board/8953434
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Hurray!
Whoop! Whoop!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
# :D
So how are you Lord Mue?

I have finished the conversation with myself now....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)
# As I am apparently one of your trolling accounts, you already know how I am :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)
# But I do not know!
A troll told me you were me being a troll but I am not troll or anything and wha.....*head asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)
# oh I remember that
their name was simply "RedSushi!" without an icon or anything
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# I don't think it was Mue though,
I think you mean maybe this man....

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=69201

Or maybe this spacktard who sent a picture of a winkie to SkUG: www.b3ta.com/board/8858481
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# oh yeah
and it ruined my lovely thread :-(
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Ah yes!
What a cunt! By the way, where is my head?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)
# fuck, it's still sitting on my table, next to an attempt at Barack Obama's head
schoolwork as caught up with me unfortunately, so I've no time to animate :-( I'll get to it eventually!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# over a thousand messages in a week? get a life...
(i can't help but think I've heard that before...)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Ah yes young man.
And how many moist things have been round your parts this week? In fact, I bet I can beat you tonight vs. your lifetime ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)
# I'll fetch the dog.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# You muppet ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# no, me kebab, she muppet.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Oh,
well at least she is a female I suppose....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Fucking hell,
is this what it is like for you during the day?

It is well quiet!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:39, archived)
# I'm not sure really,
it is 20 to 2 where I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Really?
That is exactly the same as me!

Where are you? I'm in South East London!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Fucking hell!
I am in South East London too!

Where abouts? I am in the borough of Greenwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)
# You're shitting me!
I am in the borough of Greenwich too!

Eltham?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Fucking hell yeah!
Stephenlawrencelols!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:42, archived)
# what are your names?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Well I am Michael.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Fucking hell!
NO WAY!

My name is Michael too!

Are you sure you aren't me?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Oh shit, yeah.
I am me.

WHY AM I TALKING TO MYSELF!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:46, archived)
# THAT'S A STATEMENT. I COULDN'T POSSIBLY BRING MYSELF TO ANSWER AS IF IT WERE A QUESTION.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Good job too!
Because you are not me! :P

Why haven't you laughed at my post? It is proper roflworthy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)
# I'm being spiteful at your lack of mirth with my inane doodles.
That and I'm half watching crappy US sitcom # 389387.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:05, archived)
# I always comment on your doodles :(
I loved your birthday cat today!

Also, where is my pic you fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)
# DEPENDS WHAT PIC YOU'RE AFTER.
I WILL PUT IT ON MY TO DO LIST TOMORROW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# eltham?
woah.. im there.


usually people don't even know of Eltham.
(I helped save b3ta! Threnody - Is a filthy, filthy bibliophile & you love it, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 3:25, archived)
# fucking hell sushi this is cheating to get to the top of the stats board
do I have to go back to my thousand a week levels?

DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK TO POSTING A THOUSAND A WEEK.

PEOPLE WILL CALL ME CLANSOUL.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:42, archived)
# YEAH THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF YOU DIDN'T IT?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:43, archived)
# If you drew me a fucking picture I wouldnt post so much!
EDIT: It is fucking well boring on here at night!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:45, archived)
# what would you like as a picture?
and it's the middle of the day...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:49, archived)
# I would like you to draw me a marmoset.
Not one with tits, yiffing is wrong in every single way possible!

Just a marmoset.

And it is the middle of the night in the civilised world!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Here you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:53, archived)
# LOL!
You are officially better than kebab :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:54, archived)
# I'm quite pleased with it considering I'm using a touchpad.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Well you shouldnt be!
I am more awesome than you ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)
# well of course.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Oi!
Why are you awake and you haven't pissed yourself laughing at my picture? It is well funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Because it's only 9pm where I am
also: hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Am I your trolling account too?
We have similar names!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)
# yeah, meant to talk to you about that.
...not that i really have anything to say. carry on
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:08, archived)
# the board or my existence?
both are quiet. time: 1241h
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)
# It has suddenly gone very quiet.
I'm suspecting a nuclear holocaust in america.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)
# there's cricket on here.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Meh
Kebab and Lord Mue are just your trolling accounts aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:50, archived)
# no no I'm killerkitti
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:51, archived)
# You can't fool me 'sushi

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:52, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Fucking hell!
That would be even more boring!

Aren't you my trolling account? MY GOD MAN! IT IS ALIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:52, archived)
# I'm pretending to be you pretending to be me, in my head.
I don't even OWN a computer.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Oi Troll boy!
Why don't you cock off and donate?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Was thinking about it.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Do it and I will take you seriously troll boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)
# That's extortion.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)
# honestly just donate ten or fifteen bucks through paypal
you get your icon instantly
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Or be a decent person and have a standing order ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:18, archived)
# bollocks
people like me are the reason we have new icon day so often :-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:47, archived)
# I take a fair amount of offence at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Oi!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Why do YOU get to be main account?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Because I am older than you.
Also, you think Boglins are rubbish, so you are shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Just because you're 15k and I'm 24k...
The difference is too much, It will never work between us!
*single tear*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)
# My original account was sub 2k as well!
But those days are gone....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# I see
you are cleverer than I thought.
Not only the Kebab time zone trick, you're taking offence at yourself, in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)
# I'll cheer myself up with a borked kitty peroast
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:01, archived)
# 'ning drunk shift




or something
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:50, archived)
# *about to 'shop something that genuinely looks seamless to self*
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:51, archived)
# I am going to give you pics I am proud of now!
Please see here:



(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:51, archived)
#


"wah-dee-lah-waaah-wah-wah-wah"

^it's supposed to be a guitar solo you ungrateful cunts :p

Edit: not so much guitar as whatever the fuck the little guy is playing
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:53, archived)
# It's a lute you retard!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)
# MNNNNGGGGGHHHRRGHHHH
RRRRRRRRAAGGGHHGHHHHGGRRHHHHH!

I mean... I knew that. Of course.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Also, PS is now running
that's Photoshop, not post scriptum.

what to shop, oh what to shop?
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:02, archived)
# At times, not even I know quite know what I'm on about




...although I have a general idea
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:02, archived)
# More or less, anyway
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:05, archived)
# blah
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:05, archived)
# see?
that's exactly what I mean
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Shop a gibbon!
Gibbons are win!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)
# boglins
zomg maes me feel like a kid again!!
(spenny21, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:14, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 2:21, archived)
# .
(I Want Billy, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# LOL ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# LMAO
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# OATMEAL
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Pfft!


(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)
# where are the /board posting stats?
you should win poster of the month!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)
# I already have!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:43, archived)
# where is it?
i want proooooof
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# b3ta.com/board_stats
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# thansk yu
*holy sh...*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# does the guy sleep?
ever, like?
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:55, archived)
#
http://b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# very sneaky...
but I have no ears.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Ohfuckarghh not again, when wil I ever learn *weeps*

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Oo oo ask me...
letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=when+wil+I+ever+learn?&l=1
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# No fucking way am I clicking that.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)
# *Shrugs*
Your loss, was just trying to help.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Feign fail {;->
and still not as funny as cat spanking.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Somone's just paranoid.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Who?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Hahaha thats brill!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Have it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# you deserve the win
with those image replies!

You are pwning b3ta.
b3ta.com/board_stats/
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# fucking christ
judging by the time of day stats, he doesn't actually sleep
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# haha yeh I saw that...
I reckonz he is an automaton.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Oi!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
# FAT CHRIST!
Go to bed before your life falls off.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)
# well i'm nighting
laters
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)
# pfft.
The puns... the puns...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Crudely typed cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# god, it's probably been a couple years since i last made it onto the top 30
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Uh oh... 13th, just my fucking luck. Now I'm cursed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)
# But I am not juice :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
You appear to be a one man mind-mental.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Correct!!!!
I am neither and both!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)
# OBJECTION!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# I CAME INTO THIS CONVERSATION HALFWAY THROUGH
AND I DON'T BELIEVE I HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Stop stretching my anus! >:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Wait, I mean monitor!
MONITOR! I MEANT MONITOR!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I've just realised how simalar JESUS looks to JEWS, especially when w is rounded like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)
# POPCORN ASTERICKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Hahaha, oh dear.
-5 for punnage.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:33, archived)
# but +10 for style
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:54, archived)
# I'm going to do a little wee in your microwave.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# well break my tight hole!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# pome


clicken for embiggen
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# wers da rude stuf?? lol
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# hatstand!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# FACT
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# it's the peanuts font, looks like
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Psst.
He meant the first part of his font wasn't in comic sans, while "THIS IS" was in comic sans.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Font pervert

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Ta Yep
my fail.

STILL NO BLOODY COMPO THO'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:03, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)
# quick pfft
there y' go
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Needs more musical accompaniment . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I go by many names...
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:42, archived)
# ...and dance to many tunes
more tunes the merrier
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# brandon bird says hello.
lazy sunday afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:51, archived)
# amen to that
:D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 8:56, archived)
# .
(I Want Billy, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# technically
that's more of a manship
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I lived with someone who's surname was manship
the ironic thing is he is a medical student
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I C WAT U DID DER.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# NEEDS MORE ARMS AND LEGS AND PENIS OTHERWISE ITS JUST A HEAD ON A SHIP
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8953326
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# genuine lol
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# HAROLD SHIPMANAGEN
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# BTW, my Halloween costume from last year.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)
# you've got red on you
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Terrifying fright mask tho'

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# not as scary as this:
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# neither do you
what of it?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# But my name is not
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)
# I beg to differ, Harold.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Yes, Animal Hospital was quite scary
(I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Haha, a wobble board was added to it later when I realised I looked more Roflish.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# "rolf's pet sematary"
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# CAn you tell what it is yet?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# nice name badge
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# My mate just put scrubs on and made a dr shipman name tag and drew on a beard
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)
# :)pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# *points*
Off to Hull for you.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# *trotters off*
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# OH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)
# OH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# SHIT O'S
THE SHIT WITH A HOLE
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)
# WHAT A LOAD OF BOSWELOX!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)
# woo!
come on b3ta, where is the new compo? its thursday!
(did someone just delete a threaD?)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I was just thinking this
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Well that, and I could do with some food
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# No it isn't you tart!
THINK OF THE BOYS IN AMERICANS AND SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# But this isnt americas
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Fuck you man!
Worlds is Americas!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)
# >:(
IM REALLY HUNGY AND I HAS NO FOODS :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)
# is your cubard completely empty?
what do you have?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Its downstairs, I think I might go steal some breads if I can
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)
# i have cookies
and tooth decay :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I hate you
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I just had Steak Pie and chips :D
Ha ha ha! Gutted!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I hate you
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# If it makes you feel any better,
I have a bottle of Red Wines too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Scavenge for seeds and berries in the garden.
Maybe set a badger trap or two.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)
# YOU POOF!
YOU ARE AS GAY AS A GAY MAN WHO IS CALLED BEAR AND CANT EVEN GRYLL THINGS PROPERLY EVEN THOUGH HIS NAME IS GRYLLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Bear Grylls is shit.
Ray Mears, on the other hand, could probably kill a rhinocerous with his bare hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)
# But he wouldn't, because he loves nature and wants to marry it.
That's the difference.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Bear grylls would probably try to fuck the rhino first to produce more meat or a bigger skin sack to hold his piss in or something the twunt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Its ok
I found bread a toaster and some flora
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)
# YOU HAS NO MARMITE!
YOU ARE MORE FAIL THAN MY BELOW PAR STEAK PIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)
# i hate marmite
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)
# THAT IS WHY GOD IS PUNISHING YOU YOU FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I HAD BREADS I AM FINE NOW, IF A LITTLE HUNGRY STILL
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I TOLD YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# OH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# not real
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Americas are real!
I saw it on a Disney!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)
# america is not real
its not a discussion its a statement! no arguing *stomps feet angrily*
Goodnight o great b3ta and all of those who sail in her!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I HAS BEEN TO DISNEYPLANET SO I KNOWS
IT IS REAL!

YOU IS LIES AND GOODNIGHT SUNSHINE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:23, archived)
# that was france!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)
# IT WAS ORANGE JUICE LAND!
I am telling you man, there was so much Orange juice I didn't know whether to drink it or just shout Orange juice at the top of my lungs!

ORANGE JUICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)
# yeh
*Wow Wow De ja vu*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Lawks!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I have said it before, and I will say it again!
BINDUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# mm sounds sexual.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Everything sounds sexual when it
is me putting it in you!

Ooohmatronlol!

*sex glomps hard in the muthafucking face*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)
# THE SIIIIIMPSOOOONS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Lol Toaster! Very much Lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# My thoughts exacllay


PHEAR MY AWSOM EDITTING SKILLZORZS
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)
# hahaha
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)
# sweet
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)
# *PHEARS*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
# it's a bit like
did anyone ever see that movie Tron?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# your skillzorz are sharp n'funny
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# thinking the very same thing
as I scrolled down... wondering how long it would take for somebody else to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Hmm.
This is similar to an earlier one, which also had tentacles bursting through the wall. I'm going to animate one of these.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)
# It looks like the mentaltentacle interior decorators have been in again . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)
# OHNO
UR ROCKET SQUID HAS ALL CRASHED :(:(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)
# HAPPY B3TADAY
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Ta.
HAPPY AWESOME DRAWING.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)
# OCTOTHEFTS
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# this is coolio
COOLIO
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Tentacles!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Nice. I often ponder which element you first put on the page
don;t tell me though. It'll spoil it.

woo!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Weeeee
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Groo
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)
# full on effects
nice-needs more E's. . . . .me!not it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)
# PfeffErminZ
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Hahahaha! Top shoppage.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# How is that Top Shoppage?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# it took a reasonable amount of time to convert the 'S' to a 'Z'...
but I haz done better.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
# What S?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I think it looks good. So I said so.
I don't use photoshop though, so may often appear confused.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Wii not !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahahhaha Thank you for reminding me of awesome pez
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# FRESH?
babygotbarack.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Ive already seen the freshness
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)
# wait
www.b3ta.com/board/8953224

wher'd mah threads go?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Pezeses!
Haven't seen them in ages
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Pezes's's
are awesomeness. speshly teh pupple wunz
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
[challenge entry] If The Daily Mail hijacked the BBC website...


This was something I came up with during a bored last hour of work ages ago. Apologies for the unsophisticatedery - work computer was barely in 21st century
(treaclebriggs, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Wow
Wow
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Wow
Wow
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Unbelieeeeeeevabulll
/Kate Bush
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Wow
Wow
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Wow
Wow
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Wow
Wow
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I read a BBC article about how there are a lot of brambles and nettles around these days
and that it's bad for wildflowers, but quite good for hedgehogs and butterflies. Then I saw the Daily Mail version of the same story, and it had a headline like "PLANT THUGS TAKING OVER OUR COUNTRYSIDE".
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# ahaha
plant thugs
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Wow
Wow
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# MOM
MOM
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Wow
Maybe it's so bad it's good. Click.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# q?
I am new to B3ta, and still finding my way round. Does "Wow wow" mean something?!

I know there is an "ow" factor to this - it is bad compared to the things that get posted on here. Just thought I would contribute, for what it's worth -ignore me if necessary!
(treaclebriggs, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Wow wow
is a new one to me.

Then again, I'm senile so everything is new.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)
# You put quite a bit of work into this . . . IMHO !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# looks fine to me
if two people write the same message, the chances are everyone else will copy it, don't read too much ino it :D

and welcome etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)

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