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[challenge entry] Born in the USA! Only, without a red and white striped towel and a red hat
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:02, archived)
# hehe - ace
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:02, archived)
#
ace arse
/obvious blog
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Hahaha
good one!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Does this look like the cover of Spinal Tap's "Smell the Glove"
or is it just me?

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Mmmm ... CRT goodness ...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I'm sure there were more calculators in the original.
I love these compos. It means you can be nosy:D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# what a depressing office. It's worse than my second last office
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Why am I looking at your shrunken head of a Beatle on your desk?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
muffin
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# with love
from me
to you
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Nice one!
Also - anybody got a milestone coming up?

EDIT - WARNING - CONTAINS PRINCE
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)
# GAH!
THE PRINCE! IT BURNS!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Sorry - my bad.
Warning now in place.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Mmmmm
More of this sort of thing!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)
# nice
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Buuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
woo
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)
# would.
does anyone know of an album cover of rolf harris with a didgeridoo?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# FAIL
I completely failed to 'get' this compo. Sorry - you know how it is with effort and all.
Plus, im meant to be working and knocking something up quick using the internet and potatoshop is quicker than asking mommy for a washing up liquid bottle and sticky tape.

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)
# It's a shit compo. b3ta is not blue peter, ffs!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)
# you could try and win a badge
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:01, archived)
# indeed
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)
# ^this^
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)
# ^ this
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# OH NO NO NO, THIS WAS "VOTED FOR BY YOU"
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Only 5 weeks ago...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# wahwah
"oh no, i have to do somethin more creative than clicking my mouse for a while, oh noez!"

Man up.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# thats the sound of the police!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# It's not a question of being creative
it's a question of being unable to muck about with action figures, scissors, glue and cardboard while pretending to work ;)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# My, but there's a lot of whining today
if you don't like the compo, don't post an entry.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# don't fucking worry
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
# They don't want me to like do stuff with banana's or glue stuff to paper at work
that means they can see I'm not actually working. This is compo is for the un and/or self employed
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)
# This is still a hell of a lot of Win!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Be ready to be perminated!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)
# The seaminator?
Actually that sounds rude.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)
# get ready to get seaminated?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)
# *goatses*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)
# ...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)
# "Smashing" is an under-used adjective.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)
# haha
very nice
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:01, archived)
# All I have on my desk is a phone, a payslip, an apple, a tin of soup, a calculator, 4 pieces of paper, a file, some chocolate crumbs, a telephone list, a broken USB stick, a screwdriver, some headphones in a case, an indelible marker and a CD
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)
# SMALLER!
:D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I cannae make it any smaller!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Macgyver would be able destroy the world with that
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Take a photo of your desk.
And if we can produce an album by next week, we can compo it.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Yay for small!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)
# wants :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)
# *Hands over keys*
just don't brake hard!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)
# weeee
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)
# hahahahah
ace
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)
# *wants*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Hahaha
that's brillofab!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)
# *wants*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Use the Headphones and the Indelible Marker...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)
# bwahahahahahaha
i'd lol
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# On a theme....
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)
# PANDA IN APOSTROPHE OUTRAGE
also, RIS
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)
# *eat's shoot's and leave's*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)
# *pffft's*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)
# RI'S?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)
# See below....
May or may not help...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)
# What's going on
and why is he singing to that tiny polar bear using the bamboo as a microphone?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Have you not tried this?
It's very erotic.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I'm a Panda - and so is my wife!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Silly Wobbles!
Discipline is not pandae!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] nanananananananananaaanaaaa


Click for bigger (324KB)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)
# That is a damn fine banana sir!
Compo it!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)
# whats the compo??
thank you btw! :)

edit - ahh i see :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)
# would
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)
# g-=spot??!!
:)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)
# yea well done on the repost
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)
# is it a repost
i couldnt find it in my images. bugger! consider my self spanked :(

edit : i just looked back and your right - sorry!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Mighty fine banananan there.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)
# cheers!
:)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] ok, read it this time
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I like your jeans
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# thankyou
Levi Flares for authenticity
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# what a pathetic little winky
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# your mum likes it
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# HEY DOES ANYONE WANT TO HELP ME REDO THE COUNTRY LIFE COVER???
mum would have your knacks for that son
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# You'll never put a better bit of butter on your knife
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
#
she's had them
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# it would surprise me if she'd eaten more than one woman
you should see her collection of skulls
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)
# interesting post script to this story
I just went out to the sandwich van after taking the sticky fingers pic, not realising my flies were still wide open.
Not many sausage rolls eaten this morning.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)
[challenge entry] absolutely NO photoshopping involved
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# You are Mark Hamill
and I claim my droids
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# *officerofl*
nearly got me fired you bastard!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Oops
my bad
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# These are not the droids you're looking for
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# These aren't the droids were looking for.
You can go about your business.
Move along.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# fuck me!
it IS!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Holy flipping christ.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)
# bwahahaha
as well as a nod to the "extending album covers challenge."
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Hahaha
good effort!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# hehehehe
I like that
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# +10 for valiantly making a prat of yourself
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Not a big stretch, really.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)
# You
are a supremely chiselled man. Woo!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Controversial?


(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# *click*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# voted for by you, my fucking arse
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# now now his one could be interesting but as i can't find my triangular prism i hate it.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Do The Wall instead.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I'm not building a fucking brick wall
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I was more implying you might be able to make use of an existing one
and all you'd need to buy is a spray-can
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)
# grow a spine
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Are there kits available commercially for this?
Or will I have to invest millions in order to produce the technology first?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# for by you my
for by you my
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# psssssssssst
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Had a feeling someone would notice that
as soon as I saved it.
edit: and this is on an actual Postit (the z-note kind if you will) so it's forgivable
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# But did you write it in biro?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)
# *Checks Boxes*
It's a Bic Cristal and Staples own-brand Drywipe marker.
so there
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)
# hahahah
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# haha
this wins.

Image challenge voted for by YOU (but we chose the challenge suggested by the person with the most posts on /board and ignored your votes.)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# haha
fair do's
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I've been learning HTML
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
nicely!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Did anyone else see this trio on Breakfast this morning?


Click picture for original. Click here for de-ris.

It strikes me there are a few things wrong with this idea:

1. It's very Q 'n' D
2. You can't really tell who the guys are meant to be, and I might as well have just used a picture of Father Ted.
3. There's a new image challenge and it'll be off the board in about two minutes anyway.

Anyway, it occupied my head for about an hour, and took ten minutes of my life to make, and I haven't compo'd it, so fuckin' 'ave it.

Normal service may now be resumed.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Yes I agree wholeheartedly
Also, anything with Father Jack in is win.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Reminds me of a scene from dinnerladies
"I've brought in my new CD. Disco Monks. They're monks with a genuine love of disco. It's not a gimmick!"
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Needs more metal
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Start crap and hopefully get better
Metallica's "Metallica" using a black plastic telephone, a write-4-all marker and a very poor camera phone. :P


(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# bit foggy out
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I think I should give myself this


the distance being "within the lens's minimum focal range"
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# hahahahaha
in every way at this :-)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# is it a scooner?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Nah, it's a scunner :P
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# it's a sailboat!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Mothers can be so cruel
The poor boy never had a chance...



Probably done already?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Second not to read it properly :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Actually, this isn't an album is it?
Feel free to hit me in the face.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Or is it?
I don't know anymore.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# SLAP!
(left cheek)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Oi!
I SAID THE FACE!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Sorry, It was hard to to tell the difference..hehehe
(smacks it again and RUNS!)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Wake up Mue
Not everything has to be an image challenge! You crazy fool!
Just general taking the piss as usual and you're the first not to get it properly
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# number 2
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# No just a piss thanks
.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)
# run girls

*edit*
Yes I know- didn't read the challenge properly
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# First one not to read the compo
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# what do I win
?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# A night out with your left hand!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# a night in, surely?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# haha
well it's cheap :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Reet y'buggers!


before anyone else does it. After Barbarossa does it

EDIT it's not a bindun. Barb's is clearly the limited edition album with peelable banana. Mine is the standard version.

Duh. Thickos.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Curse your better quality banana!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Gah!
If I'd had bluetooth on my laptop and didn't have to tit around installing the USB software I'd have done you there.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Mine was actually done for the "recreating art" compo... ;)
Anyway, I doubt that'll be the last banana we see this week...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Too late I think
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Do yourself a favour.
Don't scroll down.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Hehehe looks down:P
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# *starts sirens*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# too late
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Refer you to my edit ;p
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# STOP! Ahmadinejad time.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# This deserves a reply.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
*horns*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL ENGLISH EYES!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# he looks French
*hides*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# I don't understand,
but fair enuff...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# AL (Murray) Bum Cover
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Ahhhhhh
Well thank fuck it wasn't Al Fayed is all I can say...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# oh dear oh dear
ps edit oh wait a min....
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] *repost for challenge*
Am I winning?

The Velvet Underground and Nico



en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Velvet_Underground_%26_Nico
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# hahaha
splendid.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# CLOSE THE CHALLENGE
I'm winning!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# No you're currently in second place.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# FUCK!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# haha
LoL
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# hahahaha
ning you crazy man you :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Morning all....
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHFURTIVE
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# arf!
lully
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Hehehe
more ning!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# OH HAI POPULOLAR BEAR
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Hahahahah!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Thas ver noice. May I roast one:
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# You have those on your desk?!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# yes...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
#
Can I have a go on her when you've finished?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
#
we can share if you have enough bamboo
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
#
never had any complains
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Haha
*cue keb/-\b*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# I was watching "The 100 worst pop moments"
and Rob came on as an "Internet Expert" to slag off Avril Lavine. Very odd.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# ?!
rob (there's no capital:P) came over Avril Lavine?!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# It was one of those talking head shows (usually hosted by Jimmy Carr)
It was on quite late at night and I had just rolled in from the pub, but it was the ginger fuhrer himself.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# how did he get in your house?!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Stop that
it's silly
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Yeh, he does that, it always freeks me out a bit,
the interwebs and telly should not mix or we will all go mad

See
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# HAHAHA
He's too orangey for crows!!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahah*breathes*hahahahahahahahaha!
good grief
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# hahaha!!!
He can SMELL the kia ora!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# yeah, 'scos his missus is a telly producer or summat i seem to recall.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Ah, nepotism, nipotism, napotism....um....
jobs for the boys
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Hahaha
Gettem Gary!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - RECREATING ALBUM COVERS


Using just what you have about you, recreate your favourite album cover. Photoshopping album covers doesn't count.

Challenge suggested by riverghost and voted for by you.

(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Woohoo!
I was just wondering why the challange had changed and no one had done one. I was thinking, 'Oh bum. No one like it and shall hunt me down with sharpened tubs of marj'.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Well done you.
This might be interesting if people notice the "photoshop doesn't count" clause.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# they will notice it.
but will they follow the directions, that's the question
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# If they have time between failing to locate their posterious with even the most helpful form of cartography.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# this english is too complicated for me.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I love English
Did you know there's even a word to someone who isn't being urinated on?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# ????
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I believe it's unbepissed.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# LIES!!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# s'true.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# suddup or you'll be bepissed in a minute.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Problem is
some people, like my good self, can arse about in Tattyshop and pretend we're working

Arsing about with bits and bobs at our desks and taking photos is a little harder to disguise

I like the idea though
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# ^ this
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# ^ that
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# ^the other
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# and some of us can do neither, so maybe wait till you get home?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Not even Paint?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# SKIVER!!!
You could always assemble them on the photocopier:P

*waits for 100 posts of Joes zeroxed buttocks*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# IF ANYONE DOES UNKNOWN PLEASURES WITH LINES OF COKE* BEFORE I GET HOME
I shall be most displeased.

*or salt
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Well it looks like fraiser's alredy done tyhe white album.
What a cop out:P
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Our xmas party isn't til next week
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# I know I speak for everyone when I say that if I had a machine I be making duplicates of my botty bumbum on a daily basis!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# you should get money for this :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I yam not the Daily Mail!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# yes you are
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# That makes you The Sport!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Sport is my favorite sport.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Yes it is scratches less.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Nice idea :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# ok.. fair enough
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# :O(
*Wishes she could think of an album cover which involves a pencil sharpener, an empty cup of tea and a rubber band ball the size of a football*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# ^this
but with Gaffer tape, cable ties and empty red bull cans.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# meh
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# You are late.
Late boy!
Bad.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# RECREATE?
I don't get it.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# It's pretty straight forward.
Make an existing album cover from what every you have around.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# *pats on head*
Bless you, child.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# *gets cow*
*pats on head*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# *gets on pat*
phwoar!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Paaah! Paaaah!
Wha' ya dun to mi Paaaaah!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# chuck a naked baby off a boat and try to fish it out with money
nirvana, nevermind.

etc.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# FUCKING GOOD IDEA!!!!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# this ^
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# *fwaps*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# *calls up sister in law to see if she can borrow niece*
*realises niece is a girl*
*puts down the phone and goes back to the drawing board*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# That's actually what gave me the idea.
The kid from the album cover recreated it the other week. Depressingly enough he is now 17.




I'm guessing there hasn't been any growth downstairs so he had to keep the trunks on:P
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# And now in English?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# No
I refuse. That is a ridiculous notion.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Ha!
You edited it tho!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Yes I corrected the spelling of one word.
Would you like me just to use small ones for you next time:P
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
#
only if you have enough bamboo
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# So to clarify - is this a 'scissors and sticky-back plastic' challenge, or are we allowed to use image manipulation software to achieve the desired result?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Photoshopping album covers doesn't count.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# What about Gimp-ing them..
Or Corel-ing ..
etc etc etc
/gets annoyed at use of brand names for categories of stuff blog
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# fancy a coke whilst I do the Hoovering?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Love one..
Cheers.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# * jots down request on post-it note with a biro *
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# But photoshopping is a term that goes back to the begginings of commercial photography, and does not originate from the brand name.
It's from when photo editing was done by someone highly skilled in the ways of the darkroom. applying it to anything involving computers is in theory utterly incorrect.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Ask riverghost.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I don't see why not.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Using just what you have about you, recreate your favourite album cover. Photoshopping album covers doesn't count.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# COME ON
I have one ready, but it's at home and I haven't uploaded it yet. No doubt some fucker will get there before me. Also arse.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Could we just have a completely arbitrary compo picker?
I feel like our votes are usually for dull things popular people suggest.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I feel like our votes are usually for dull things dull people suggest.
*fixed
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Yes, we do
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# If he's completely arbitary, why is it "voted for by YOU!" like some shitty radio station telling me that its playing what I want to hear.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Do you want to fight me, groknpan?
I've seen your picture. I'm pretty sure I could take you.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# IT IS ON, BITCH
Caveat: I'm not travelling.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Caveat: I'm going to beat you up.
Crazy, venomous, murderous, Australian fauna or no.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# I don't need assistance from anything, animal or otherwise.
I'll beat you up wearing nothing but my undies.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# I see no evidence that b3ta is democratic
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Neither do I, which is why I resent being told that I have voted for something.
"Challenge suggested by riverghost and voted for by you."

DON'T TRY AND HIDE BEHIND 6 VOTES
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I hope the 6 entries are more interesting than this one...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT B3TA GETS FOR THINKING THAT RIVERGHOST HAS GOOD IDEAS
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# ANyone got a pre-pubescent girl hanging around
I want to do Virgin Killer by the Scorpions
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# *UTTERLY POINTLESS WHINGING BECAUSE I CAN'T BE FUCKED TO GO TO THE TROUBLE OF MAKING SOMETHING MYSELF BUT FEEL PERFECTLY ENTITLED TO LABEL EVERYONE ELSES ENTRIES AS DULL SHIT*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# I just loikes my photoshop...
*sulks*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# and you're very good with it, but i think this is a more level playing field, and besides the artwork challenge turned out some fucking amazing entries.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# ^This
It's mostly the normal dull whingers though.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)
# ok I'll gimp it! yay!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# pair of tools
you're full of it fraser I certainly didn't vote for this shit


bring back mystery bob
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# utter shite
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# oh get bent
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Episode 4:



And the previous exciting instalments, in case you have no idea what's going on*:



*with the comic. I can't help you with dementia-related issues.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# the first person to mention /links in this thread is gay
shit... wait... i mean after me
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# /links
woop!:D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# hahaha
;p
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# This is ace.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# beautiful.
i like this darker-max payne style.

have a click
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Love it.
Nice and dark :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)

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