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Born in the USA! Only, without a red and white striped towel and a red hat
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:02,
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hehe - ace
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:02,
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ace arse /obvious blog
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:04,
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Hahaha
good one!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:02,
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Does this look like the cover of Spinal Tap's "Smell the Glove"
or is it just me?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:04,
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Mmmm ... CRT goodness ...
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:05,
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I'm sure there were more calculators in the original.
I love these compos. It means you can be nosy:D
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:05,
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what a depressing office. It's worse than my second last office
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:06,
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Why am I looking at your shrunken head of a Beatle on your desk?
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:06,
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hahahahahaha!
muffin
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:10,
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with love
from me to you
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:19,
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password! ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:23,
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Nice one!
Also - anybody got a milestone coming up? EDIT - WARNING - CONTAINS PRINCE
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:03,
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GAH!
THE PRINCE! IT BURNS!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:04,
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Sorry - my bad.
Warning now in place.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:05,
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Mmmmm
More of this sort of thing!
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Joliet ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:03,
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nice
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unstableOvine has not aged well ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:03,
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Buuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
woo
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:04,
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would.
does anyone know of an album cover of rolf harris with a didgeridoo?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:05,
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FAIL
I completely failed to 'get' this compo. Sorry - you know how it is with effort and all. Plus, im meant to be working and knocking something up quick using the internet and potatoshop is quicker than asking mommy for a washing up liquid bottle and sticky tape.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:59,
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It's a shit compo. b3ta is not blue peter, ffs!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:00,
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you could try and win a badge
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:01,
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indeed
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:03,
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^this^
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:03,
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^ this
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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time - ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:07,
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OH NO NO NO, THIS WAS "VOTED FOR BY YOU"
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:07,
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Only 5 weeks ago...
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password! ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:07,
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wahwah
"oh no, i have to do somethin more creative than clicking my mouse for a while, oh noez!" Man up.
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:07,
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thats the sound of the police!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:08,
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It's not a question of being creative
it's a question of being unable to muck about with action figures, scissors, glue and cardboard while pretending to work ;)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:20,
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My, but there's a lot of whining today
if you don't like the compo, don't post an entry.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:08,
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don't fucking worry
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:09,
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They don't want me to like do stuff with banana's or glue stuff to paper at work
that means they can see I'm not actually working. This is compo is for the un and/or self employed
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:03,
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This is still a hell of a lot of Win!
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Joliet ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:04,
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Be ready to be perminated!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:57,
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The seaminator?
Actually that sounds rude.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:57,
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get ready to get seaminated?
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:58,
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*goatses*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:58,
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...
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Roodie Doodie 's got wood ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:59,
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"Smashing" is an under-used adjective.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:00,
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haha
very nice
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:01,
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All I have on my desk is a phone, a payslip, an apple, a tin of soup, a calculator, 4 pieces of paper, a file, some chocolate crumbs, a telephone list, a broken USB stick, a screwdriver, some headphones in a case, an indelible marker and a CD
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:51,
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SMALLER!
:D
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unstableOvine has not aged well ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:52,
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I cannae make it any smaller!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:54,
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and where dose one what this so hard?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:53,
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Haha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:53,
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Macgyver would be able destroy the world with that
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:54,
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Take a photo of your desk.
And if we can produce an album by next week, we can compo it.
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DogHorse plop ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:55,
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Yay for small!
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Roodie Doodie 's got wood ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:56,
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haha!
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DogHorse plop ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:56,
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wants :D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:57,
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*Hands over keys*
just don't brake hard!
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Roodie Doodie 's got wood ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:58,
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weeee
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:04,
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hahahahah
ace
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:57,
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*wants*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:58,
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Hahaha
that's brillofab!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:58,
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*wants*
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:12,
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Use the Headphones and the Indelible Marker...
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password! ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:03,
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bwahahahahahaha
i'd lol
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:12,
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On a theme....
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benkai Doing nothing as of ... ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:49,
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PANDA IN APOSTROPHE OUTRAGE
also, RIS
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:50,
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*eat's shoot's and leave's*
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DogHorse plop ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:51,
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*pffft's*
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:52,
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RI'S?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:52,
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See below....
May or may not help...
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benkai Doing nothing as of ... ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:56,
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What's going on
and why is he singing to that tiny polar bear using the bamboo as a microphone?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:51,
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Have you not tried this?
It's very erotic.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:52,
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I'm a Panda - and so is my wife!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:55,
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Silly Wobbles!
Discipline is not pandae!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:57,
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nanananananananananaaanaaaa
Click for bigger (324KB)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:49,
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That is a damn fine banana sir!
Compo it!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:49,
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whats the compo??
thank you btw! :) edit - ahh i see :)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:50,
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would
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:49,
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g-=spot??!!
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:51,
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yea well done on the repost
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:53,
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is it a repost
i couldnt find it in my images. bugger! consider my self spanked :( edit : i just looked back and your right - sorry!
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:08,
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Mighty fine banananan there.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:53,
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cheers!
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:09,
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ok, read it this time
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:40,
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I like your jeans
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Joliet ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:41,
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thankyou
Levi Flares for authenticity
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:42,
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what a pathetic little winky
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:42,
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your mum likes it
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:42,
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HEY DOES ANYONE WANT TO HELP ME REDO THE COUNTRY LIFE COVER???
mum would have your knacks for that son
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:44,
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You'll never put a better bit of butter on your knife
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Joliet ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:45,
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she's had them
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:45,
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it would surprise me if she'd eaten more than one woman
you should see her collection of skulls
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:47,
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interesting post script to this story
I just went out to the sandwich van after taking the sticky fingers pic, not realising my flies were still wide open. Not many sausage rolls eaten this morning.
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:56,
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absolutely NO photoshopping involved
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xandmi ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:40,
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You are Mark Hamill
and I claim my droids
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:41,
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*officerofl*
nearly got me fired you bastard!
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Joliet ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:42,
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Oops
my bad
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:44,
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These are not the droids you're looking for
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xandmi ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:42,
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These aren't the droids were looking for.
You can go about your business. Move along.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:45,
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fuck me!
it IS!
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:42,
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haha
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:43,
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Holy flipping christ.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:46,
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bwahahaha
as well as a nod to the "extending album covers challenge."
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:41,
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Hahaha
good effort!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:41,
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hahaha
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:42,
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hehehehe
I like that
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:42,
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+10 for valiantly making a prat of yourself
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:42,
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Not a big stretch, really.
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xandmi ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:50,
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haha
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DogHorse plop ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:43,
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You
are a supremely chiselled man. Woo!
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Joliet ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:44,
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Controversial?
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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:36,
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*click*
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:38,
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voted for by you, my fucking arse
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:38,
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now now his one could be interesting but as i can't find my triangular prism i hate it.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:39,
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Do The Wall instead.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:40,
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I'm not building a fucking brick wall
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:41,
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I was more implying you might be able to make use of an existing one
and all you'd need to buy is a spray-can
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:43,
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grow a spine
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:43,
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Are there kits available commercially for this?
Or will I have to invest millions in order to produce the technology first?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:45,
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for by you my
for by you my
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:40,
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psssssssssst
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:39,
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Had a feeling someone would notice that
as soon as I saved it.edit: and this is on an actual Postit (the z-note kind if you will) so it's forgivable
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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:42,
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But did you write it in biro?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:51,
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*Checks Boxes*
It's a Bic Cristal and Staples own-brand Drywipe marker. so there
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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:54,
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hahahah
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:40,
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haha
this wins. Image challenge voted for by YOU (but we chose the challenge suggested by the person with the most posts on /board and ignored your votes.)
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:40,
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haha
fair do's
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:45,
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I've been learning HTML
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Kloopy ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:36,
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Hahahaha!
nicely!
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Joliet ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:40,
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Did anyone else see this trio on Breakfast this morning?
Click picture for original. Click here for de-ris. It strikes me there are a few things wrong with this idea: 1. It's very Q 'n' D 2. You can't really tell who the guys are meant to be, and I might as well have just used a picture of Father Ted. 3. There's a new image challenge and it'll be off the board in about two minutes anyway. Anyway, it occupied my head for about an hour, and took ten minutes of my life to make, and I haven't compo'd it, so fuckin' 'ave it. Normal service may now be resumed.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:35,
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Yes I agree wholeheartedly
Also, anything with Father Jack in is win.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:43,
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Reminds me of a scene from dinnerladies
"I've brought in my new CD. Disco Monks. They're monks with a genuine love of disco. It's not a gimmick!"
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Joliet ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:43,
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Needs more metal
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:51,
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Start crap and hopefully get better
Metallica's "Metallica" using a black plastic telephone, a write-4-all marker and a very poor camera phone. :P
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unstableOvine has not aged well ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:30,
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bit foggy out
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:31,
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I think I should give myself this
the distance being "within the lens's minimum focal range"
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unstableOvine has not aged well ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:33,
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hahahahaha
in every way at this :-)
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:31,
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is it a scooner?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:33,
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Nah, it's a scunner :P
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unstableOvine has not aged well ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:34,
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it's a sailboat!
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:35,
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Mothers can be so cruel
The poor boy never had a chance... Probably done already?
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:30,
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Second not to read it properly :)
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:31,
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Actually, this isn't an album is it?
Feel free to hit me in the face.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:32,
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Or is it?
I don't know anymore.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:32,
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SLAP!
(left cheek)
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:40,
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Oi!
I SAID THE FACE!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:54,
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Sorry, It was hard to to tell the difference..hehehe
(smacks it again and RUNS!)
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:11,
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Wake up Mue
Not everything has to be an image challenge! You crazy fool! Just general taking the piss as usual and you're the first not to get it properly
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:42,
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number 2
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:31,
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No just a piss thanks
.
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:43,
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run girls
*edit* Yes I know- didn't read the challenge properly
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:29,
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First one not to read the compo
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:30,
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what do I win
?
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:30,
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A night out with your left hand!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:34,
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a night in, surely?
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:41,
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haha
well it's cheap :D
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:57,
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Reet y'buggers!
before anyone else does it. After Barbarossa does it EDIT it's not a bindun. Barb's is clearly the limited edition album with peelable banana. Mine is the standard version. Duh. Thickos.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:29,
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Curse your better quality banana!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:30,
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Gah!
If I'd had bluetooth on my laptop and didn't have to tit around installing the USB software I'd have done you there.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:32,
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Mine was actually done for the "recreating art" compo... ;)
Anyway, I doubt that'll be the last banana we see this week...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:33,
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Too late I think
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..wil ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:30,
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Do yourself a favour.
Don't scroll down.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:30,
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Hehehe looks down:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:30,
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*starts sirens*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:30,
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too late
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:30,
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Refer you to my edit ;p
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:35,
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STOP! Ahmadinejad time.
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:28,
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This deserves a reply.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:52,
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:21,
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HAHAHAHAHA!
*horns*
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Joliet ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:22,
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL ENGLISH EYES!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:23,
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he looks French
*hides*
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:23,
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I don't understand,
but fair enuff...
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..wil ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:24,
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AL (Murray) Bum Cover
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:28,
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Ahhhhhh
Well thank fuck it wasn't Al Fayed is all I can say...
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..wil ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:30,
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oh dear oh dear
ps edit oh wait a min....
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:24,
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*repost for challenge*
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:25,
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hahaha
splendid.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:26,
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CLOSE THE CHALLENGE
I'm winning!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:28,
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No you're currently in second place.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:29,
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FUCK!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:29,
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haha
LoL
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:29,
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hahahaha
ning you crazy man you :D
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:32,
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Morning all....
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benkai Doing nothing as of ... ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:10,
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HAHAHAHAHFURTIVE
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:11,
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arf!
lully
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:11,
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Hehehe
more ning!
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Joliet ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:11,
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hahahaha!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:13,
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OH HAI POPULOLAR BEAR
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:14,
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Hahahahah!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:14,
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Thas ver noice. May I roast one:
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..wil ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:16,
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You have those on your desk?!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:17,
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yes...
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..wil ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:18,
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Can I have a go on her when you've finished?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:20,
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we can share if you have enough bamboo
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..wil ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:24,
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never had any complains
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:28,
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Haha
*cue keb/-\b*
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:17,
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I was watching "The 100 worst pop moments"
and Rob came on as an "Internet Expert" to slag off Avril Lavine. Very odd.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:20,
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?!
rob (there's no capital:P) came over Avril Lavine?!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:21,
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It was one of those talking head shows (usually hosted by Jimmy Carr)
It was on quite late at night and I had just rolled in from the pub, but it was the ginger fuhrer himself.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:25,
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how did he get in your house?!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:28,
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Stop that
it's silly
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:30,
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Yeh, he does that, it always freeks me out a bit,
the interwebs and telly should not mix or we will all go mad See
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..wil ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:29,
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HAHAHA
He's too orangey for crows!!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:30,
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hahahahahahahahahahah*breathes*hahahahahahahahaha!
good grief
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:32,
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hahaha!!!
He can SMELL the kia ora!
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:35,
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yeah, 'scos his missus is a telly producer or summat i seem to recall.
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:34,
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Ah, nepotism, nipotism, napotism....um....
jobs for the boys
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:38,
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hahaha!
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:17,
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Hahaha
Gettem Gary!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:19,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - RECREATING ALBUM COVERS
Using just what you have about you, recreate your favourite album cover. Photoshopping album covers doesn't count. Challenge suggested by riverghost and voted for by you.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:06,
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Woohoo!
I was just wondering why the challange had changed and no one had done one. I was thinking, 'Oh bum. No one like it and shall hunt me down with sharpened tubs of marj'.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:07,
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Well done you.
This might be interesting if people notice the "photoshop doesn't count" clause.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:08,
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they will notice it.
but will they follow the directions, that's the question
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:09,
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If they have time between failing to locate their posterious with even the most helpful form of cartography.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:10,
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this english is too complicated for me.
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:11,
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I love English
Did you know there's even a word to someone who isn't being urinated on?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:13,
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????
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:15,
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I believe it's unbepissed.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:16,
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LIES!!
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:18,
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s'true.
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:20,
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suddup or you'll be bepissed in a minute.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:21,
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Problem is
some people, like my good self, can arse about in Tattyshop and pretend we're working Arsing about with bits and bobs at our desks and taking photos is a little harder to disguise I like the idea though
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:12,
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^ this
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:12,
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^ that
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Joliet ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:12,
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^the other
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:22,
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and some of us can do neither, so maybe wait till you get home?
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:13,
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Not even Paint?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:21,
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SKIVER!!!
You could always assemble them on the photocopier:P *waits for 100 posts of Joes zeroxed buttocks*
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:13,
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IF ANYONE DOES UNKNOWN PLEASURES WITH LINES OF COKE* BEFORE I GET HOME
I shall be most displeased. *or salt
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:15,
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Well it looks like fraiser's alredy done tyhe white album.
What a cop out:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:16,
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Our xmas party isn't til next week
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:20,
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I know I speak for everyone when I say that if I had a machine I be making duplicates of my botty bumbum on a daily basis!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:25,
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you should get money for this :D
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:08,
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I yam not the Daily Mail!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:09,
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yes you are
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:10,
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That makes you The Sport!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:11,
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Sport is my favorite sport.
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:12,
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Yes it is scratches less.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:15,
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Nice idea :)
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Monty Propps ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:10,
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ok.. fair enough
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:07,
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:O(
*Wishes she could think of an album cover which involves a pencil sharpener, an empty cup of tea and a rubber band ball the size of a football*
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Joliet ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:07,
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^this
but with Gaffer tape, cable ties and empty red bull cans.
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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:14,
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meh
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:07,
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You are late.
Late boy! Bad.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:07,
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RECREATE?
I don't get it.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:07,
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It's pretty straight forward.
Make an existing album cover from what every you have around.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:09,
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*pats on head*
Bless you, child.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:10,
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*gets cow*
*pats on head*
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:10,
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*gets on pat*
phwoar!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:11,
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Paaah! Paaaah!
Wha' ya dun to mi Paaaaah!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:12,
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chuck a naked baby off a boat and try to fish it out with money
nirvana, nevermind. etc.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:09,
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FUCKING GOOD IDEA!!!!
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:10,
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this ^
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:10,
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*fwaps*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:10,
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*calls up sister in law to see if she can borrow niece*
*realises niece is a girl* *puts down the phone and goes back to the drawing board*
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Joliet ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:10,
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That's actually what gave me the idea.
The kid from the album cover recreated it the other week. Depressingly enough he is now 17. I'm guessing there hasn't been any growth downstairs so he had to keep the trunks on:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:19,
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And now in English?
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..wil ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:21,
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No
I refuse. That is a ridiculous notion.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:24,
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Ha!
You edited it tho!
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..wil ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:25,
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Yes I corrected the spelling of one word.
Would you like me just to use small ones for you next time:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:27,
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only if you have enough bamboo
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..wil ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:34,
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So to clarify - is this a 'scissors and sticky-back plastic' challenge, or are we allowed to use image manipulation software to achieve the desired result?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:09,
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Photoshopping album covers doesn't count.
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:10,
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What about Gimp-ing them..
Or Corel-ing ..etc etc etc /gets annoyed at use of brand names for categories of stuff blog
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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:17,
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fancy a coke whilst I do the Hoovering?
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:19,
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Love one..
Cheers.
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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:20,
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* jots down request on post-it note with a biro *
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:29,
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But photoshopping is a term that goes back to the begginings of commercial photography, and does not originate from the brand name.
It's from when photo editing was done by someone highly skilled in the ways of the darkroom. applying it to anything involving computers is in theory utterly incorrect.
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:24,
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Ask riverghost.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:10,
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I don't see why not.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:11,
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Using just what you have about you, recreate your favourite album cover. Photoshopping album covers doesn't count.
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:12,
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COME ON
I have one ready, but it's at home and I haven't uploaded it yet. No doubt some fucker will get there before me. Also arse.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:10,
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Could we just have a completely arbitrary compo picker?
I feel like our votes are usually for dull things popular people suggest.
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:11,
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I feel like our votes are usually for dull things dull people suggest.
*fixed
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:13,
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Yes, we do
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..wil ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:14,
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If he's completely arbitary, why is it "voted for by YOU!" like some shitty radio station telling me that its playing what I want to hear.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:15,
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Do you want to fight me, groknpan?
I've seen your picture. I'm pretty sure I could take you.
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:17,
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IT IS ON, BITCH
Caveat: I'm not travelling.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:18,
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Caveat: I'm going to beat you up.
Crazy, venomous, murderous, Australian fauna or no.
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:23,
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I don't need assistance from anything, animal or otherwise.
I'll beat you up wearing nothing but my undies.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:25,
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I see no evidence that b3ta is democratic
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..wil ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:17,
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Neither do I, which is why I resent being told that I have voted for something.
"Challenge suggested by riverghost and voted for by you." DON'T TRY AND HIDE BEHIND 6 VOTES
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:19,
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I hope the 6 entries are more interesting than this one...
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..wil ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:13,
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:14,
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THIS IS WHAT B3TA GETS FOR THINKING THAT RIVERGHOST HAS GOOD IDEAS
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:14,
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^
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:28,
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ANyone got a pre-pubescent girl hanging around
I want to do Virgin Killer by the Scorpions
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:15,
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*UTTERLY POINTLESS WHINGING BECAUSE I CAN'T BE FUCKED TO GO TO THE TROUBLE OF MAKING SOMETHING MYSELF BUT FEEL PERFECTLY ENTITLED TO LABEL EVERYONE ELSES ENTRIES AS DULL SHIT*
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:16,
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I just loikes my photoshop...
*sulks*
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..wil ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:20,
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and you're very good with it, but i think this is a more level playing field, and besides the artwork challenge turned out some fucking amazing entries.
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Just Flange ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:26,
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^This
It's mostly the normal dull whingers though.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:58,
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ok I'll gimp it! yay!
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:20,
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pair of tools
you're full of it fraser I certainly didn't vote for this shit bring back mystery bob
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:27,
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utter shite
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:32,
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oh get bent
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:11,
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the first person to mention /links in this thread is gay
shit... wait... i mean after me
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:04,
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/links
woop!:D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:04,
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hahaha
;p
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:05,
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This is ace.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:05,
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beautiful.
i like this darker-max payne style. have a click
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:05,
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Love it.
Nice and dark :D
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:06,
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