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# Poor death can't use b3ta


Previously:
www.b3ta.com/board/8991353
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# So that is what Mr Bsod looks like!
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# splendid
i'm really rather liking your stuff
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# haha!
so that's what slow death looks like!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] SHIT WALL MINER
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
I refuse to put this in a new thread:

(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Ray??
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Ris?
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# is it, you should know, you made it
It spells Moid, you see
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# oh yeah.
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# hahahaha
stupid :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# hey hey
still gets wee clap
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# KAHN !!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Haha.
This has just kept me from murdering everyone in my county planning department. Thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# just approve something insane
like a 200ft rotating penis in a field

that'll show 'em
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# I'm not an employee.
I'm a victim. ARGH!

One year without electricity. And god only knows how long to actually get my house built. At least I have b3ta. The next best thing to electricity!

./my life blog! Neal Hamburger!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# hahaha Peas and old roast....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# you like?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# crikey! that's his KHAAAAN face!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] What about this, bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Wow, this compo is heading for a quick burn out
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Let me speed it along with an anagram generator...
wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=rob+manuel&t=1000

Rob Manuel = A Burn Mule
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Godwin's law!
Godwin's Law!
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)
# I notice the internet anagram server is overloading...!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# splendid
i like the ones where folk just post an anagram on an image, it's far easier.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# This is one of those occasions where I am with you!
If it takes longer to de-ris than to do the fecking 'shop in the first place, something is awry.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# :)
Hello Lizzie!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# hello chap
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] I join anal glee.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Bet she does
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)
# SHE'S LUSH
Even with those grimy hands
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)
# i concur
is it 10 pm tonight on E4?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# It is mate
unless they do what they did last week and postpone it for some hollyoaks bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# que?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# bastard hollyoaks latenight shite.
it needs more close up anal penetration shots if you ask me.

i shall hover over the remote control near 10 pm.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Oil eagle ninja! Yay!
I was just 'shopping that but got bored and distracted.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry]


PS - E4 @ 22:00pm, touching things is fun is on TV !!!
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# The non talented musical youth???
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# the trouble with this challenge
is that i have no idea who half of these slebs are (i recognise the two that aren't wearing hats...)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# they are trees
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)
# "Filename challenge"
Submit a photo that makes no sense unless you filename it.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Some have no sensible filenames though
making it even more head-scratchery.
I have no intention of spending 10 fecking minutes on each post trying to fathom wtf is going on.
*works up a steam*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Aye. That Mac's Third = Christmas one was ludicrous.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# If you are trying to make my head explode
you're nearly there!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# So you know the white stripes
but not Britney Spears?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)
# What a blissful world that would be...
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# haah
but then who's gash would we see ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Lynsey Lohan's, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Good point well made
in a lezzer type of way.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I want to
convert her
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# hardly surprising
seven nations army fucking rawks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# i just wouldn't recognise her
(thank you!)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# yup
champion
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)
# E4 right now
big bang theory is on :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# great
stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry]

FAIL :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Firstly there is only one g in Virginia Bottomley,
and secondly this is down there a bit already!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# However...
...there is only one 'g' in bigot as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# i met her once
when i was doing catering to subsidize my university education.

years later i met one of her aides in a bar and then he knew people i used to know. small world isn't it.

she seemed quite nice in the 30 seconds i was introduced to her.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# If I caught one of Virginia Bottomley's aides
in a bar I'd be dining out on that story for years!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I am so, so sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
You did cheat though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# What's this about cheating?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Cillit has two Ls.
Your anagram does not.

EPIC 2 Minute Delay MINDPISS.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8993846
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I ninja'd you good, boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# *buys tractor*
*cleans with cillit bang*

Ooh! Very subliminal!!


Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# hey hey hey
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# haha...
clever (if ever so slightly cheaty) stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Cheaty?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# cillit bang
has two l's , no?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# haha!
it's still great!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I know it's not great, but think yourself lucky Moid isn't in it.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Brill.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# haha
i miss moids me
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)
# The Moid the Merrier.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# haha
this
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Craven Soviets
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# I've got a great one for him to do at some point :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# he is an old man now, so use plenty of lube
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
This is already an ace compo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# In Soviet russia
New rounds you!

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# toot
as the labour mp for bolton i heartily approve
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] AIN'T NO HOOFS ON THAT BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
How rare :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# haha!
positively byzantine in its complexity!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# ...nope
Not getting it...

*edit* Finally got it...that is labyrinthian!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# you go girl.



orangespace.net
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I sincerely hope you are doing the entire song like this.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# :D
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# hahaha - lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# hahaha
ace.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# utterly super
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# this is beautiful
and the reason i come on b3ta,
Thank you Superdave
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Nuf said.


Click for bigger (61KB)
(LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Tis an anagram.
Clue is in the filename ; )
(LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:47, archived)
# i'm still rissing
maybe i'm thick
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I'm with you there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# 'Nuther hint:
Noddy Holder
(LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Birmingham or Slade
neither make sense to me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# What's his (only) hit?
c'maaahn, thats a biiig hint.
(LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Is it an attempt at spelling Christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)
# ^this^
wheres the D meant to go?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# And the (wo)man's got it!
congrats RSWW!

bad spelling i know, but it's the only way i could fidget it to work :)
(LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I hope not
Bad spelling, it was Xmas in the song title, and shirt scam is a pointless anagram. Edit: Also, what have cranberries got to do with Christmas?

In hilarious news, look at Slade's influence on their wikipedia page. Someone is taking the piss, methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I wouldn't say they are all bullshit.
I am sure I saw a documentary on Slade a while back that surprised me, with some of the people who were fans.

A lot of people only remember them for the christmas song, but they were actually pretty good in all honesty.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Bahahahahahaha!
Now *you're* not being serious!
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Hemel Hempstead
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Try again
hint : cranberries
(LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Is the answer 'a short stubby cock' ?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# .....
: /

I was eating....
(LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Welwyn City Gardens
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# I used to live there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# is it nice?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# quite pleasant
in a stepford wives kind of way
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# ah, got you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# i'm moving there
to work at Tesco head office, who wants to be my friend?
(geeza81, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Dolores O'Riordan?
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Ocean Spray by Manic Street Preachers?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
#
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# must... not... say... RIS...
(venort apparently exists, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Mornington crescent ?
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Anagram?
Where?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# whut?
thisi sn't compo'd, is it!?
(venort apparently exists, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# damn
you win.
(venort apparently exists, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Notepad doodles

(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# i do wish
all notebooks looked like this
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# i love your doodles
would you doodle me a david bowie a la goblin king?
please?
*flutters eyelashes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:47, archived)
# I'll give it a bash :D
I watched a film this afternoon in which Bowie played Andy Warhol. It's also got Christopher Walken and Gary Oldman and some other people and I don't remember what it's called. It's very good though.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Basquiat?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# i can't stand andy warhol
but bowie looks soooooo gorgeous in that blue embroidered jacket in labyrinth
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Fucking hell.
So it's you hogging all the talent.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
[challenge entry] *checks spelling* yep, much better
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Cue the 'armless and legless gags :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# mainly the latter from him
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Can't think of any
I'm stumped!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# There was no kneed for that.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Hahahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# hahaha!
I hope he's got an itchy nose...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:47, archived)
# hehehehe!
how the hell can i deal with this, Square Thee Hymen Jet?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Oddly enough, Brian Blessed = Endless Rabbi

Made sense to me at least
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
My. Endless. Rabbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

EDIT: Right. Off for curry.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# what kind of curry?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)
# cat
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# pff
curried pork is the best
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# all the cool people are eating cat curry now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# You mean Katsu.
The finest of Japanese Curries!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# NO, cat curry
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# but curried pork is nyommy
especially with homemade chips and a bit of blue dragon soy sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# AH that reminds me!
I have curry downstairs! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# that's an unattractive thought
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Eats nothing but pieeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# curried peng?
anyone remember that image btw?
(venort apparently exists, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# :P
Regarding this;
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN8W77tyfTE

Several hundred comments were just deleted.
Flip between pages 2 and 3.
It goes from several minutes ago to an hour ago. There's been a comment at least every few seconds for the last several hours.

Well, there we go.

Ed: They've just deleted several hundred more.

LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# what's going on? I don't understand whats being censored?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# If my experience of youtube tells me anything,
it was nothing important or comprehensible.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# All the stats on that video are being manipulated.
I've JUST seen hundreds of comments erased.



Also, several Users have viewed ALL COMMENTS, and they can't find their own username, they're gone.

Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# oh,
fine video non the less
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# beep beep :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
[challenge entry] ....



I spared you a plethora of nasty anorexia images...
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# This scares me 7 much!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# She can have my bone!


Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# /small choking hazard blog
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Hahaha good one!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# oow!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Ha!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# haha
crikey
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# heh yasmin's head
but Keira's body! (I'd recognise that washboard chest anywhere!)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# exactly what i was about to say
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] ?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Silly!
That's not an anagram of Mstandot!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Nope
Please don't do this to us. Just tell us!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# You mean...
Ris? I don't get it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Editor sign tit?
:O)
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] The most amazing anagram in the history of anagrams.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# good
but nearly as old as me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Pfft!
ARCHIE IS AN ORACLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# told ya...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# I was going to do "Hairpin Slot" for Paris Hilton
but I am not in the mood for mimsy shoppery.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Well when you do, feel free to send me some special files?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Don't believe everything you read in the Mail:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Nah, you're more of a ceefax!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# HE IS THE MESSIAH
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)
# "Now..... Fuck off"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)
# how should we fuck off, oh lord?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# No he's not!
He's a very naughty boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Messier that what?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Sorry.
I did check all the /board posts, but forgot to check the qotw where it was suggested.

Trufax: said anagram appears on that anagram site because I submitted it aaaages ago. Twas originally (I think) in the Craig Charles Almanac Of Total Knowledge and was also mentioned on HIGNFY by Ian Hislop.

I hope my FACTS make up for my lack of originality and image manipulation skill.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# haha, no need to apologise, not to me at any rate :)
It's such a well known (and extremely good!) anagram it seemed obvious it'd pop up a few times :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# arrrggh
just realised it wasn't that one I submitted, it was a different one! My facts are full of fail tonight, although it WAS in that book and TV show.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)
# That's
a classic alright!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Oi Noel! Heads up!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)
# YES!
FUCK, YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
# this is why I wanted it limited to celebrities
less confusion, more fun
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# indeed.
also, edmonds is a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# But when he was a DJ he was a top DJ
*thinks*
Oops did I say top DJ? I meant.. "GET OFF THE RADIO YOU UTTER EMBARRASSING TWAT WHO KNOWS FECK ALL ABOUT MUSIC".
Aaaand breathe.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)
# it's okay
exposure to edmonds can cause uncontrollable rage.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
Is that the parental orbs he talks about?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Noel Edmunds - Sudden Melon
anagram
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I know:)
He is a weirdie beardie though
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# hahahaha I love her face in the second picture
*I must not laugh in his face, I must not laugh in his face, I must not laugh in his face*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Personally I think he should had inheritted the spakker hand of Beadle!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)
# what a fucking mentalist!
if he wants a pair of glowing orbs, i'll kick him right in the bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Funny you should say that...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)
# NSFW! It's a picture of three tits!
/predicable response blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)
# SIlly Discomeats
That is obviously an image of two tits and a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)
# LOLWAGONS!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)
# this had to be done
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Yes but the implants cost me a fortune!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)
# you've had a noel edmonds implant?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Yes
Just on the right tit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# umm.....
are they mine?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Yes
Yes they are. You have Edmunds as cleavage!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# no i don't!
but they're about the right size
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)
# just a wee bit too much chemical technology there mr edmonds
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# in that picture, he looks slightly different to how he looks in another similar and almost identical picture
:D

and nice melon action

love a bit of melon action

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Its a picture of you Noel and you look slightly different!
/best Vic and Bob sketch ever blog
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# :D
yes

sadly 90% of their sketches were arse in that series

until... the cookery program!

yay! flying uberbrained long nailed wtf

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Haha
Yaaaay!
(Cloudane, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Hehehe
Thank you for putting the person's name and the anagram in the filename.
I don't plan to spend the next week trying to dechiper the anagram and who the "celeb" might be.
Top challenge by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# it's what I suggested in my original suggestion
everyone should, then you know where to look if you can't work it out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Aah I see
Well, *slams a tenner on the table" I bet that will be ignored.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)
# *refuses to ask where the "u" came from*
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Edmunds
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# You sure?
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# could have sworn it was
oh well, shows how much attention I pay to the tossbag
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I personally think he should change his name by deed poll now, to make this true! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)
# "Edmonds"
The anim is great though, I loved it as I just got on here and before I realised it was a new challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)
# sodden melon would be fine
i imagine it would be a game like soggy biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)
# You twunt!
True Home LOL!

* My misses thinks I am doing the accounts!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# hahahaah
I gave up on my tax returns, it made me cry too much
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Oh fuck! My taxt return!
When has that got to be dne by?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Jan 31st I think
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Splat twat!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# that's
fantastic!

edit: whether the melon is sudden or sodden!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)
# MELON!!
MELONMELONMELON
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)
# nice on sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
boy o boy-love those eyes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Here are some doodles what I done in work today:
This is the first time posting something that I've actually made in real life, so there's a good chance I've done it wrong.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# WRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONGWRONG
right
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# hum
.
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# You have a HP scanner!!!
Why does my computer know this?
And why does my computer think I want to know this?
Gotta be some kind of privacy infringement!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Because you computer wants to sex there scanner
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# who is JMG
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# he is a dickhead
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
# And he smells of cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)
# oh, he must be very important!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# ...and tastes like bacon
I think I have said too much
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# I just read his username!
Acton Jacks ruled!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# for some reason this post has just reminded me of "Invisible Jim"
for those that haven't seen it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# more piss, then cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)
# I think that if you have a really fine cheese there's very little difference!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# true, very true sir
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)
# *cheesewees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)
# If you like cheese and you like wees, try new cheesewees
It's cheesy wee
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Cheesy? Weey? Try now Cheesiewee!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)
# A sack-holder.
At work some of the bins we use are made by J.M.G Sack-holders! Trufax!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# just ponder how much money is made each year by the sack holder industry
and where we'd be without it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Clearing up paper towels from the floor!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# indeed, no better than mere communists
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)
# i think it is a bit like this:
uk.youtube.com/results?search_query=jml+adverts&search_type=&aq=f
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# woo, that's a lot of essential worthless plastic tat imported from china
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)

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