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[challenge entry] Tagged it.


(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# You are obsessed sir!
OBSESSED!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# hahahaha!
more of this sort of thing
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# hahahaha
down with this sort of thing.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# hahahahahaha!


(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# that's more like it
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# just saw this on a church


(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your beaver?
Pfft
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# You think thats good eh?
What about this for abuse on a church wall!

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Do you photograph all your works?


(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Pfft!
Sadly not mine. It was on my mates mums house, next to a church in Exeter.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# to make that perfect
they should have tagged that "-JC"
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I got 99 problems
but the holy spirit ain't one.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
This is true :D
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Someone has tried to scrub it clean
and gave up after the F.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Aye, I know.
My mates mum was trying to clean it off for ages!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# she wouldn't have to
if you'd worn a condom
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I bet you were just stood there,
watching her trying in vain to clean it, laughing and saying "You missed a bit".

Kids today!

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Ha!
I probably would have if she wasn't in Exeter and I am in South East London Fucko! ;)
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# That's terrible
country, dogs, etc.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# According to my mate,
it was written by a known mental case, who once sent the church there 5 copies of The Da Vince Code in the post.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# I really just think graffiti on people's houses is lowest of the low
I actually agree with the nutjob's sentiment
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# The church should save money
on expensive removal costs and amend it, thus:
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# GENIUS!!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Much better than
the usual bad puns they have on church adverts...This'll pack 'em in!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Haha neat solution

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# HEYYYY!!!!!!
My mrs is a beaver leader and thats her sign on her door......YOUUUUUUUUUUU...you...
*shakes fist

*giggles at the thought of my mrs being a beaver leader
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Mamba Clone Lip
The anagram server is throwing a strop and now won't accept words of more than 11 letters.
Purposely not compo'd, by the way
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
COMPO THIS NOW!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# NO!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# woo!
and yay for photoshop gaggery!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Compo it.
It's a shopped anagram.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# *Refuses*
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# I can see you point now,
it's hardly gonna win, is it.

;)
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# hahahaha!~
harsh, but fair
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# well played madam
I'm finding that I can't be arsed for some reason. Mayhaps that will change.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Fucking satnav

Every time I get to a junction it just says 'Stay on target'.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Make my satnav do this
and I will give you all my money.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# could be done, we made a furby swear, when I was at college
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I skinned a furby when I was younger.
It kept talking to me while I did it.

I felt like Hitler.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# furbys are evil
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# If you get one to swear, it says fuck and shit a lot
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# LOLBLACKBURN!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I take it we lost
What a suprise
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# 5-3.
Tevez scored 4.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# meh, i'm not suprised
can get back to the league now and getting out of the bottom.

Right, i'm off to bed

night all
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Use the force
or an AA road atlas, whichever you prefer.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# The force should only be used
for pedestrian crossings. Just shut your eyes and you don't hit anyone.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Those Imperial speed cameras
in the main trench are a bugger. Woo!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# hahaha ! Nicely!~
almost missed this.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# *sorry....so...so...sorry



(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# hahahahaha!
i love you

and what's with the name change, it's a crap disguise if you don't change your tag too
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# pfffft, hahaha
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
But I think it's really called "Disco Bunny"
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You silly!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# hahaha!
fantastic!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# hahah
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# i've heard
he doesn't like tits and fanny at all
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# hhheeee-heeeeeee
top
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# and then what happened?!?
did he sing the song?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# left it open to interpretation
^may contain poor spelling
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# PLAY ME
A JAZZ CHORD!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# And you mean it from the bottom of your harp
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# i loved that one
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# pfff
i'd love to see him get caught with a prozzie.
male or female, i don't care!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# so his living with a gay priest isn't enough for you?
you're insatiable by proxy
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# i'm always insatiable
insatiably insatiable, you might say.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# He has had a faithful manservant for about a 100 years......
*sends comment to Teh Fail
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# and coke.
Edit: Male AND female prozzies, it would confuse people more.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# hell, yeah
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Oh yes,
and a Great Dane.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# lol
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# pffft!
Is this him "trying to entertain the crowd at Wimbledon" or whatever I keep waking up to some guy on LBC twittering on about every single morning?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] seriously, just be pleased i didn't take the NSFW option
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# has she been to visit tub girl?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Or tub horse.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# what is tub girl?
this is the fifth time someones mentioned it today, and i'm too scared to go see myself.

Edit:just wiki'd it me no wanna see.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# That is slightly disturbing.
Slightly.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Seventeen year wait.....
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Saved by the bell?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# You're a (dustin) Diamond Earl!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# you calling me a twat?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Now look what you made me do.....
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
My only ever cdc I believe!

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# he made a prono
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# So i've heard.
*to the torrents*
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# he has a porn movie...
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# LOL!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# i was kinda hoping we'd have to wait another 17 years or perhaps another 50 or so
i for one haven't missed his dulcet tones
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Just been listening to it......
Turned it off after halfway through track four.
Fucking whining twunt he is!!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I saw them at a festival a couple of years ago.
I got bored and left half way through.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# i think i got bored with them shortly after hearing the first bar of their first record
i must admit until i read it a few days back i had no idea he'd stopped recording stuff, all that american rock stuff really isn't my cup of tea at all, in fact rock stuff from any country makes my blood run marginally less than tepid.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] NOEL RUMBA
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Also, Roman Lube.
In other news:



Sorry.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# fucking ell mate
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww.
that is just wrong.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# dude, really


that's just nasty :)
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# i don't understand spunky's post
as for this ????????????????????????????
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Rob Manuel, sir.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# that takes care of spunky
now, explain yourself young man.

i feel i'll be mostly lurking this week, this is all far too complicated for my weary old mind, can someone just post some funny easy to understand pictures please!!!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Read teh picture foo'!
;D
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# it's too sodding cryptic for me
they're all too sodding cryptic for me
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Even though the original phrase and the answer are below each other? ;)
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# mmm, she isn't going to get that Ribina out, silly lady why spill it over you tuppence cover
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# tuppence cover?
never heard that one before!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# just came up with
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Thats nasty.
urrrr. :(
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# never post that again
Period
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# pfft
:D
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I thought that was the same source as this at first
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# FUCK
It's Dickie Pickle*

*Richard Branston
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] given that you're going to have to look at the filename anyway
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Sigh
I feel dirty for even laughing at this
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# That is all of teh win!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] For Compo.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Ooooof!!


(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# spang?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Too soon.


(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# lol, im sorry
I'm sure julie moult unnerstans. Personally I feel no pain any more, just emptyness inside.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# ooo, that's a nasty crash. I hope the people involved were all OK.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# lol but why??????
whyyyyyy?????
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# yes, they are all very happy
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Phew!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I expect they were all fine and the media won't drag out the story for over a decade.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Life goes on
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# ^*claps*
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)
# yes!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# A car spin is end
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
# spencirs?
sounds a bit... lolcat
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry] excuse my hit and run
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# HAve no idea what you're on about
Wi..
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Connery!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Huzzah! This compo needs more Zardoz.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# there are so many ways to spell it
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# DROZZA!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# just look at his evil penis!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# i'm looking, i'm looking!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry, last one, honest.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Don't geddit
Or does anagram mean that they have the same taste in men?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Both are saying an anagram of their names.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Christ! So they are.
That was a bit of luck.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Ah
For a world class anagram generator and a viral website!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# FUCK TIMBERLAKE
FUCK HIM RIGHT IN THE EYE
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# that will learn you !
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# *pushes repeatedly*
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# push it real good
da di dada da da dada di dada da.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# i will.
i now know what to ask santa for.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# To empty his sack all over you bed?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# no
that was last year
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# hahahaha!~
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# ah...the power
of negative suggestion...
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# hahaha
top hook on mi'hatstand this
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Harry Donned Santa

Coolest Man Ever.
Fact
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# The guy is a legend
I watched Godfather Part 2 recently and he pops up in that, even...
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Oh Flick
Just realised I anagramised "Standon". Bugger.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# oh....
he wouldn't mind, I'm sure.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Recognise?


Not worth it's own thread...it seems I have nothing better to do that shit in your compo...
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# shit, has he died, but no one has told him that he is dead
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Just leave this here. Posting a bit much.

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# who is that ugly sum-b'
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# shopped pics only
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Tartany Horns Dean

(Correcting the typo...)
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)
# there ya go...
he looks much happier about it.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Hat reef?

Not worth compoification but ah well, it looks like anagram night
Edit: On reflection, maybe worth compoification
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# AAAAAAAARGH!
THE FEAR etc etc
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR



not worth
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# AAARGH
The fear! (*1000)
Lovely though.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# AAAARRRRGGGGGG!!!
HAT REEF!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I'm not scared of the fear!
ner ner ner! big poopy two head thing!

ner!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# a champion has
risen from among us. Fetch the fasted steed and the best suit of armour!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# i wasn't scared of it
waaaay before him!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Right the two of you can go and
sort it out - lop one head off each...

*fetches broadswords*
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# *slices both heads off*
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# blimey!
It's Christoff Lambearggghh!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# oi!
i'm not a twat and i'm certainly not french!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# ha!
I wonder where that silly french twonk is now - he was in everything, once...
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# hopefully
he is stuck doing infomercials for feminine hygiene products
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# hehehe
he's going through an interesting period in his career...
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Diddly dum...
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# hahahah :D
EDIT: that's given me an idea that will have bindun by the time i get round to doing it... :D
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Russel T Davies already did 'Torchwood'.
;P
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Arf!
Nice Work Damn Tots!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I got bored with the pootling.
Goddam lensflare!!!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# pfff
nice pic of cowtherine tate there
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# *doctor woos*
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# You'd still name his assistant after a flower.
Just Daisy instead of Rose.

I know, wrong show. Bite me.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# yay!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Dr MOO is in :)
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# So
Am I supposed to spend 20 minutes trying to work out what this anagram means?




hehehe and woo
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I think it might be "STAR TREK"
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# In that case
*shun*
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# torchwood
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yay!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Who's got photoshop skills?
Thin, half-Sparta ace = Capatain Flashheart

WOOF!
(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 3:28, archived)
[challenge entry] ....


(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# who?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# mandelson
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Mandy
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# He used to sail boats, he was quite good at it.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Wasn't that Dennis Wilson?
/goes to hell
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# hahaha-this is just gettin'silly now
keep it up:D
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Yes, he is isn't he.
Woo.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# very good, but i think you dropped this: H
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# ?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# lol it's that nice man who KEEPS GETTING SACKED FOR BEING A FUCKER
and who then gets a nice new replacement cushy gig

yay! the system works!

:D
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# i maked this with pens and papers
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# bigger please.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# ZOMG ONE MEG!
Fek off!

EDIT: I just hadz scrummy Chyknees fuds!

Salt chicken wiv chiili and pepper and quack wiz racist beans sauce!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# You said you were going to have a curry
YOU FECKING LIAR!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I have to say these things in the interest of national security.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Ooh I see
*touches nose*
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# *touches cloth*
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# *touches riverghost*
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# *accepts all major credit cards and some of the minor ones*
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# who said I would be paying YOU?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I did.
You can't get this sorta stuff for free!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# hey
you got nothing i can't pick up on any street corner!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# *touches ham*
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# it's magnificent
:D

edit: -ly gigantic
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# 968kb?
that's a fucking truck.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# ...with a trailer holding a 40ft container
filled with bricks!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# on it's way to Cheltenham International Brick Festival
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# and the bricks
are being used to support honking big breeze blocks
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# and there's a giant sat on top of the truck
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# a giantess
having triplets
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# otherwise known as the golf gti
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# How the shuddering feck did you manage to get that so
H U G E ?
You've just used up half my monthly bandwidth allowance of 2mb.

*Heads to the bunker*
I HAVE FIG ROLLS!

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# bunker time
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# whose turn is it to put the kettle on?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# bit of shit bunker really. I expected a much cozier place
perhaps mood lighting and a disco
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# im not allowed in am i
am i
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# FYI don't google Meg griffin with the safe search off. just fucking don't



(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# I never thought I'd see a whole Meg.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# You failed to heed the warning too, eh.
Oh, sorry, 'whole'. My mistake.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# hahahahaha good and proper lol
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Now you know i just did!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# afraid?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# more abetted
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# that is a challenge sir
pffft, what sad bastards spend their time making that stuff
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# f'real... some of that stuff has quite a lot of work gone into it
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I know, but why?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# you
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# me, why?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Oh you utter cunt
Of course people are gonna do something if you tell them not to!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# but of course... if i hadn't told you not to you wouldn't have done it
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# don't buy my CD
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# *doesn't*
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# why did i have to do that?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I must say
that the site familyguyporn.info exits was something of a surprise...even after all these years of being on the internets...
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# holy shit, how have you manged to make it nearly a mgb
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# He should reduce the colours
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# perhaps try making it a .bmp?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# i need to rescan it
the settings were left from somthing else
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
#

Edit:
Top left= pube stuck to the paper
www.b3tards.com/u/dfb5b6870efa82008571/scan00021.jpg
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# 5.1241343669250645994832041343669
Bytes per pixel? Thats a bit big.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# hang on one moment
surely anything more than 4 english bytes per pixel breaks the universe
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# this is both shit and far too bloody big
this can help you with part of the problem
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

i suggest you go and watch i'm a celebrity to learn about humour and talent.
or alternatively just fuck off and take this shit with you.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# at that resolution
I expect more anatomical detail.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Keepin it simple
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# i see palindromes!!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# My favorite Palindrome =
Sod Nandos
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# glee for that
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
#
ODG?
OGD?
DGO?
GDO?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# He read the blibe?
He believes in Sujes?
He renounced Stana?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# He mistook a train for a nrait and god struck him with a lightning bolt for being a heathen.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# ah
the classics.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# fookin'ell
one need to be Carol pissing Vorderman to understand this compo
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# What if I pissed on Carol Vorderman instead?
Like, put her in daipers, chained her to an oil heater and pissed on her while shouting "This is fucking you tube material, this is!"
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# /\*fears*/\
.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# that dog
is properly fat.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# simple and effective.
and awww. I have a dog just like that. Not as plump though.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:25, archived)
# anyone ever feel the same way ?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# not really.
i have tits.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# yes you talk to them on b3ta:)
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# pfff
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Aha lovely
At last something I can understand easily!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# But can they be milked?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# can it be milked?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)

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