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# Dodgey Toilet
Photobucket
(WhatWhatWhat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:55, archived)
# YO YO YO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 4:15, archived)
# HEY HEY HEY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 4:17, archived)
# HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 4:20, archived)
# HI HI HI
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 4:50, archived)
# WAIT TIL I GET HOME, THEN I FUCKING WILL BE
 
Two Halves of a Man starts again tonight, awesome
SHEEEEEEN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 4:56, archived)
# LIFE AS A CAT PISS JUNKIE IS NO LIFE AT ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:14, archived)
# I don't quite know why, but I still like that one.
 


AND NOW, HOME TO SHEEN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:53, archived)
# WIPE THAT SMEARED ECLAIR OFF YOUR FACE YOU JACKASS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:16, archived)
# notice: crippled babyfucking zone.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:32, archived)
# snortle
nearly a lol :)
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:37, archived)
# Never fuck with the 12ft bouncers!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:38, archived)
# STRONGINTHEARM
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:41, archived)
# crap location for a parasitic twin.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:23, archived)
# It's JMG's birthday.



Yes, I know, it's over your precious 100K "limit", but it's JMG's birthday, and that is far more important than anything you can whine about.

Now, post your JMG related celebration materials.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:27, archived)
# You do realise that no-one on board gives a toss
about fat northern monkeys don't you?

Well, apart from BilboBarneyBobs of course ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:29, archived)
# blah blah blah
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:30, archived)
# I give a toss, Redsushi.
I give a toss.

*single tear* :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:31, archived)
# Oh sorry Shada :(
I never knew you cared.

*embraces*

I love you Shada! And one day, one day, I will give you the love you deserve! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:33, archived)
# OH MY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:41, archived)
# Within 2 minutes.
JMG IS FAT.
This is QOTW level of making stuff up ASAP.
:(


On my BIRTHDAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:33, archived)
# I knew it wouldn't take long, even at this hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:34, archived)
# Oh fuck off and support
a decent team like Sunderland or Middlesborough!

:D

Happy Birthday ya dick! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:34, archived)
# Knuckle-Draggers and Nonces!
I went to the away game at Middlesbrough and caught the flu.
A FILTHY town.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It doesn't surprise me at all!

I went to West Brom once to see the mighty Charlton! I ate a dodgy pie, and I was in bed for 3 days :( When I went to the Riverside, it was worse and I didn't even eat anything at the ground!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:37, archived)
# YOUR MONEY'S NO GOOD HERE
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 4:08, archived)
# i like the fighty tone in your post.
happy bday, jmg.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:27, archived)
# who is JMG?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor Tony
Photobucket
(WhatWhatWhat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:43, archived)
# hahahaha
Your username says it all

*Edit* Top lurkage btw...
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Pissage :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:45, archived)
# hahaha
F5'd it a bit too late
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Your username is alarmingly apt!
Also, still images should be under 100kb.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:45, archived)
# not to be a pedant
but that furry bastard's costume is actually Tigger
(I helped save b3ta! Soggy, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:46, archived)
# with Spiderman underpants, no less.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:14, archived)
# I'm sure it would be entirely consensual.
 
YIFF YIFF MEOWWW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:54, archived)
# shit I wish I had tattyshop, still not been delivered
with tony the tiger i reckon GGRRRRAAPPPPPEEEEE NUTS could work!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:01, archived)
# just write something instead.
Like slash fiction starring Snap/Crackle/Pop.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:05, archived)
# Whilst the Luck Charms leprechaun films it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:08, archived)
# good suggestions but i'm not into writing cereals
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Groan!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:10, archived)
# you guys set that up perfectly, whadda ya mean groan!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:13, archived)
# Whatever ;)
Is anyone else here watching the basketball?

What a shit game this has been!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:16, archived)
# Wow, Jolly Jack's up late
also, OMG RAEP LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:55, archived)
# what is this advertising?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:03, archived)
# CEREAL RAPE
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:07, archived)
# This makes me so fucking horny every
fucking time!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:12, archived)
# It's the plush boots.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:16, archived)
# Yes, you're right!
It is the plush boots!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:36, archived)
# GHGEHOGDSHIOGSDOHISGD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Welcome back Mof! Did you have a nice time over here in the smoke again?

Also, what the hell is Zac Braff doing dressed as Pooh?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:21, archived)
# Hey hey
it was nearly as cold as it is here. But apart from that, yes thanks, it was fun.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:22, archived)
# When did you get back?
Here in Greenwich tonight, I am pretty sure it is about -40 now!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:26, archived)
# A couple of hours ago.
It's a bit milder here than it was when we left. There's supposed to be a snowstorm on the way, I don't know what's happened to it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:26, archived)
# YIFF YIFF
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 4:39, archived)
# CONFUSION REIGNS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Professor Hawking
Vs
Mobile Suit Gundam.

(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That is the ugliest cat ever :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:27, archived)
# To me
that cat looks like, what a hangover feels like.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:29, archived)
# "the smallest feline is a masterpiece"
 
attr. Leonardo da Vinci
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:31, archived)
# He was an idiot!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Confusatron!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
outline object! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:29, archived)
# Soon enough Sir, soon enough.
That is a repost of the first thing I ever made in paint, from a few weeks ago.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:30, archived)
# WUT! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
How rare :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:32, archived)
#
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Arf!
That Shatner is such a pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:46, archived)
# pfff
coffee spillage
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:48, archived)
# *wants*
hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:47, archived)
# evening


originally was going to do this as a multi block color print, but there's issues with how i carved it, so i'll probably scrap it and redo it.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Nifty!
What wood do you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:08, archived)
# usually pine
this was just some scrap, but i think the lumberyard just calls it 'whiteboard.' About the same as pine i suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Morning, mostly. Depends how tired I am after work.
Weekends, it varies with the seasonal car boot sale calendar.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Lovely style.
I like this a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:09, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:10, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Always, and I say this with feeling, always run 2 dozen, signed and dated.
Even if it is scrap the next moment or you think it subpar. I will remind you
that I said this, in a decade, and select the one worth the most at that time.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:36, archived)
# SLEEP DEPRIVATION WEEE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:49, archived)
# nooof! notfff pifff!!!
i is get tooth pickerage!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:51, archived)
# PIKKA INA MA MOUTH!
YEY!
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:53, archived)
# nooof! notfff pifff!!!
is is get chainsaw, we remove tooff piff!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:55, archived)
# IT DONOT WANNA FIT IN ME ED!
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:56, archived)
# isssss oohhhkay, i has
superwinch and car jack, and brand new pliers! relax!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:58, archived)
# BUT ME ED IS ALL BUBBLEELY WITH EXCITINGS!
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:01, archived)
# shooosh I can gives you fizzy cola bottles
and you can has head brace! LUCKY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:02, archived)
# BUT TEH FIZZEES, IS MAKING ME TONGUE HAPPY! I CANNOT WELACKS!...
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:06, archived)
# snoo prollem!
you can now haves powerdrill in mowff!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:08, archived)
# YEY! ME BRAIN IS SPINNINING AWOUND LIKE A CANDY FLOSS!
we appear to have gone collectively insane...
so now i must sleep. farewell
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:10, archived)
# snorzeebluubleez!
nite!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:17, archived)
# this is my sleep deprived face
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:52, archived)
# wuvly face
wearlly wuvly
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:54, archived)
# |:<
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:56, archived)
# ):DK
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Shroomish.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Awwww, that's lovely.
Your face is quite big.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:06, archived)
# IT'S HUGE LOOK AT IT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:06, archived)
# MONOBROW!
Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:17, archived)
# |:D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:28, archived)
# WHERE WE'RE GOING, WE WON'T NEED SLEEP
 





 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:28, archived)
# LOLWHUT?1
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:56, archived)
# REDSUSHI
PITH IN YOUR MOUTH!
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:58, archived)
# yOU DIRTY HORRIBLE LISPY BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:04, archived)
# LISPY LIPS ON ME FACE
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:08, archived)
# PITH ON MY TITTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:16, archived)
# YOU HAS TITHHH
:[ WHY HASN'T I BEE'D INFORMEDED
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:33, archived)
[challenge entry] my first posty thing


Click for bigger (101KB)
(Edmundo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:48, archived)
# aRF!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:49, archived)
# hello, additional newbie!
welcome! we're nice here! NICE! ALL THE TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:54, archived)
# I'm not
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:55, archived)
# it's cool, everyone has the right to be their angry self :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:00, archived)
# yeah we're nice except him^ and him^ and him^
well maybe nice isn't the word. I like combobulated, yes, we are all combobulated|!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:01, archived)
# This reminds me of a rather long and silly joke
once told to me by a somewhat daft uncle.

You may have a woo for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Well?
What's the frickin' joke?


And good post to the newbie! I clicked it.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 3:05, archived)
# cool,
*claps*
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:56, archived)
# ahhhahhahah
 
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:20, archived)
# for a first post
That's a pretty good start! ;)

Well done you!
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Welcome
Nice image

But it's missing an apostrophe :)
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# bindun?
(MungBean is still awake on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:45, archived)
# nice but wagonz on existing threads are better!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:47, archived)
# e.g. \/ thaddaway!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:48, archived)
# It's ok for you though?

Just checkin
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:50, archived)
# yah i does it too, trying to break the habit though!
however It was when I was a bit more experienced, I just don't want people that have something good and worth posting to get flamed for doing it in the wrong way!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:54, archived)
# yeah i thought that would be the case
is there anywhere better for sourcing images than google image search? tis a bit shonky at best
(MungBean is still awake on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:50, archived)
# ummm hold on...
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:51, archived)
# google it
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Ask Jeeves
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:57, archived)
# google google for something better than google?
thats like asking your girlfriend if shes got any hot mates you could shag
(MungBean is still awake on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:59, archived)
# haha
nice on rob
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:04, archived)
# just gazzed what i've got
hope it helps!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Flickr, PBase,
Getty Images, Stock.XCHNG

Loads of places.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:00, archived)
# ta!
shall look them up. and on that note im off ta bed!
evening all!
(MungBean is still awake on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:04, archived)
# I knows the tiem has been and gone
but here is some more lol car fun...


:D

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:36, archived)
# YOU SHOULDN'T BE DRINKING, YOU'RE BLOODY DRIVING
 
I laughed
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:37, archived)
# ta!
merry NY You!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:40, archived)
# ah fuck why did i chuckle
world ending, lolcars is funny
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:38, archived)
# you love it!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:40, archived)
# ha ha
hackney by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:38, archived)
# exeter actually!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Exeter?
 
I'VE BARELY BEEN IN 'ER!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:44, archived)
# ab' tis' born an' bred jwyoo! ahhh bin ere for tenny ear ab abbent mooed!
'tis troo yoo!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Hello :)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:33, archived)
# ooooh thats ace!
definate click!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Thank you muchly.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:44, archived)
# no worries!
tis ace!
*clicks again*
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:50, archived)
# "Oh sod it, the bloody thing's stuck again"
/clangers thang
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:36, archived)
# astronauts ROCK !

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:36, archived)
# FAKE LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Why would this giant brush be useless on the moon?
'cos the moon's got no 'air....

And that object isn't as attractive in real life. It's been 'airbrushed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Pfft!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 2:03, archived)
# we've been to brushon moon
woo sir/madam
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Only one problem, the shadow on the brush is going the wrong way!
PROOF THAT THIS IS A FAKE!

;)


(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Oh dear, that's a bit of a rookie error.
It shall be corrected post-haste. Thanks for pointing it out.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:57, archived)
# ear cateracts?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:29, archived)
# I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:31, archived)
# New source of wind power? Thousands
of them in a field hooked to the grid.
(muckluks notsureyet, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:32, archived)
# spinny bun!
when will it accelerate enough to take off!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:36, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:38, archived)
# quick and dirty paint jobby for my 1st image post.



Click for bigger (and to see the starey eyes of Jesus) (91KB)
(MungBean is still awake on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Ha Ha
pass the Manishevitz.
(muckluks notsureyet, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:30, archived)
# heh
 
nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:32, archived)
# thanks
was feeling stupidly nervous about my first image post
(MungBean is still awake on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:36, archived)
# i say aye to the eyes
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Jesus Christ i told you you needed an 18 element ariel pointing south!
dont worry! god channels everything!
*tenuous*
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:38, archived)
# hah
hello newbie. welcome newbie.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:38, archived)
# ta muchly!
been a lurker for a while, thought i'd emerge from behind the curtains.
(MungBean is still awake on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:44, archived)
# oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh
You stole homer's Television!
(Murran_Butchstansanger Good bye Tony, R.I.P, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 8:42, archived)
# The danger of elderly gun use.
(muckluks notsureyet, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:22, archived)
# He's a gun farter!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:23, archived)
# "you have the right to remain smelly..."
(muckluks notsureyet, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:25, archived)
# hehehehheh
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:26, archived)
# haha
(muckluks notsureyet, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Let me at im
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Guess he be watching
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fbHH5xZcVvQ

And took it literally.
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Hardly the season for it, but...

I just wanted to.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Peter Peter pumpkin eater, Had a wife but couldn't keep her...
Well maybe he will later
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Great, another one who seems wonderful at the time,
but turns out to have bad skin and an attitude problem that verges on severe mental health difficulties...

Story o' my bleedin life.

Um, can she drive?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:21, archived)
# What happens when....
Its an age-old question.
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:10, archived)
# What would you rather be.....
...or a wasp
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Before toast there was tail. Evil, evil tail.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Before there was evil tail, there was monorail
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Whee!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:20, archived)
# I was waiting for you to post this... I always love this anim!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:21, archived)
# I hear those things are awfully loud
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:21, archived)
# The monocats are - some of them have had to have been silenced in recent times
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:23, archived)
# MONORAIL!
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3xGtjhZ_Yg
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:30, archived)
# fucking hell, youtube
usually their 'recommendations' are things I've already seen, although once in a while a good clip comes up.
Just now though: the sweetie chick ringtone animation; a song by the Black Kids; and fucking Fallout Boy?!

I guess that's because I was looking at animations and music videos yesterday, but fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:36, archived)
# awww
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Genuine Lol!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:20, archived)
# SPIN SPIN SPIN!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Seriousley...
They could run a small country on the power of cats and buttered toast.
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:25, archived)
# clean clean, that's not clean.......
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Unexpected CDC :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Haha nice!
In all the time I've been on b3ta, I think I've posted just one CDC - and I was supremely pissed.

I don't know why I put an "a" on it but I didn't realise untill the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:05, archived)
# is it for ACDC?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:09, archived)
# That's fucking genius.
Sadly, no though.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:10, archived)
# baddoom tish
*passes coat*
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:10, archived)
# A failed 'viral' (ha!) government AIDS education campaign, rumbled at birth.
Piss off back to the civil service, you. We'll never learn.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:17, archived)
# needs more magenta!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Did I hear someone say it's LOLCAR tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:43, archived)
# I CAN SEE THAT CAR'S UNDERTHINGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:44, archived)
# I'D GIVE HER AN M.O.T. TO REMEMBER
*Recalls channel 5 documentary about car fetishists*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Pull up to the bumper baby :D
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:06, archived)
# COME ON JUMP IN MY CAR
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgX-hiQdfFw
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:09, archived)
# No.
I used ctrl+f and I didn't see any "lolcar tiem" posts.

LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I think I just knocked it off of the board
LOL ROFLMAO
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Somebody locked the doors?
Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:53, archived)
# DEFINITELY NOT
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:53, archived)
# On paint.net, can you add shadows or an outline to text?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:53, archived)
# do it the old fashioned way,
1) duplicate the text layer
2) go back to the 'lower' text layer
2a) invert the color to black
2b) and blur it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Thank you.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:59, archived)
# This is a nice tool.
paintdotnet.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=5715

Have you used plugins before?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:00, archived)
# No Sir, I have not. Are they extensions to the basic program?
Thank you for the link, I shall take a look around in said forums.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Ok then!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:58, archived)
# i want one of those
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:59, archived)
# I just noticed the person driving it in the grille :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:01, archived)
# So,
what's the story behind your name?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Your mum!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:02, archived)
# I thought as much.
It's her battle cry.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
How do sir? Was that a real question?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Yeah I was genuinely interested.
I'm alright. Bored and broke. You?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:12, archived)
# I'm cool.
I have drunk an indeterminate amount of wine, as it is in a box and I cant tell how much.

My name, I believe was from an old stage name game or something, you know like Porn star names being your first pet name and your mothers maiden name or whatever. My girlfriend at the times favourite colour was Red and her favourite food was sushi.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Jesus christ b3ta.
I just had the most macabre dream. I dreamt I helped my dad behead some old man. I feel horrified just typing that.

I mean, it was bloody detailed and everything.

And to cap it off, I woke up from this at exactly the same time as I woke up last night.

Ffffffffuck.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:05, archived)
# It is about your mother....
/Freud blog....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:05, archived)
[challenge entry] garry glitters original i touch


Click for bigger (104KB)
(monkeypit is domestic rabbit hunting, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:32, archived)
# I was just thinking to myself what this board needs is more
pseudo child porn and the resurrection of the iWagon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:35, archived)
# the iWagon and the GLITTERWAGON at the same time, even
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Ah yes,
of course.

Now all we need is Attack of the 50ft iGlitter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I want to believe in the attack of the 50ft iGlitter sipping lime juice.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:44, archived)
# ..IS AN ALIEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Wow!
You must be like, psychic or something!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:41, archived)
# YA I NO!
HOW SPOOKY?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Oh Yuk!
Why would that man let his little boy search through his pocket?
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:35, archived)
#
this is far too 4chan for my liking
(fistcount shite, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:40, archived)
# 4chan seems the preserve of teenage muppets
this seems very close to the call
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:44, archived)
# B3ta is becoming very /b/.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:45, archived)
# /b/3ta if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:46, archived)
# however
encylcopedia dramatica gave us quite a good write up
(fistcount shite, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:52, archived)
# flamewars and trolling are very uncommon?
I guess they haven't been to /talk

but that's okay, because those fuckwits don't count
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:59, archived)
# That is simply not quite right in the head
B3ta is the English version of Something Awful

Er.. never was, unless i've missed half a decade
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:02, archived)
# I guess they mean it's like an English version of SA.
 
but early b3ta was more like fark or popbitch if I recall
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:24, archived)
# That's a pretty nice write up, really.
Nicely done, ED.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:25, archived)
# iBARF
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:46, archived)
# iAm going to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:46, archived)
[challenge entry] you know you want one
(Lotvs is assuming the position on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:26, archived)
# ahhhahhah
awesome.

also an excellent T-shirt design
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:30, archived)
# I'D BUY ONE TO COVER MY CHEST
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:30, archived)
# I'D BUY ONE TO UNCOVER YOUR CHEST
(Vikingheadache, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Arf!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 0:35, archived)
# I love this!!
I want this on a t-shirt so much!! Do you have it BIIIIIIIIIIG and can I pinch a copy?
(Starrboy, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)

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