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[challenge entry] THINK OF A NUMBER BETWEEN ONE AND A BILLION.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# No
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# 58
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Three.
No, seven.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# pi
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# Pi isn't a number it's a pastry covered treat!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:46, archived)
# oh, I just realised, it's charactuaucurrucaes innit


not in own thread as it is a pearoats innit

:D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Yay!
Its that bloke who does the godzilla films riding on mothra!

I forget his name, but remember his beret.

Went to the ultraman museum last time i was in Tokyo - was awesome. They had all the monsters on display and everything
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)
# it's frank spencer innit
oooh betty

edit: SHIIIIIIIIIIIT I wish there was a monster museum round here

but it's crap here
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Ace
top picture



I can't stand the man though
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry] My first attempt at a caricature
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# That's excellent
have a *click*
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Thank you
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
# THANK YOU!
HAHAHAH

I feel dirty now

:(
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Good stuff
Who is it?
Seriously, very recognisable CBs.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)
# It's Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling
:P
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# to me
to woo
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Ta
:)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Top-notch.
*Enbeclickens*
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# why thank you
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# brilliant!
:)
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# :)
Ta
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# aces have a clcick
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#
Thanks
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Top stuff.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# gald it is appreciated
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Works for me, have a click!
:)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)
#
Ta :)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# from me to you
a woo
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# :)
Thanks
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# On second thoughts I think it's utter shit
(let's see if this gets a response too!)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)
# no it won't get a response
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:30, archived)
# you broked my brain
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:31, archived)
# ce n'est pas une response
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:33, archived)
#
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# :)
makes you wonder why they cast Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo in the film when the chuckle brothers were the obvious choice
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
#
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#
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#
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#
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)
# hey, that's a very accurate depiction of my cock
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:57, archived)
#
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# The thing about a broom is
it never loses suction.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)
# But they can go bald
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# they get head transplants
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# /Trigger blog.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# haha ace
woo
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Haha! Legendary form.
Well done you.

:)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# I'll get to it
currently trying to work out www.b3ta.com/board/9123191
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Hahaha, that would be amazing
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I agree :D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# hurray!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Can I park this here?


It won't start...
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I like this guy:
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# ^this
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I might keep him
and sneak him into other pics
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Yay :D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Nice
woo
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Please do . . . I could use the shade . . . it's hot out here !
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# I really like the style of this.
Woo!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# As always,
I can see a hundred things that could be better. But you have to stop somewhere. Thanks!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# yeah
certainly better this way!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# hahaha
have you seen the nudes - wookie alert! :D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# could double up as Latoya Jackson
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Hahah
funny enough I made a couple of madonna pics the other night. Yours is more accurate :)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# jsut a quick and crap really!
:)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# haha
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# Meltin' and molten . . .
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# Honk Honk
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)
# that is the moment it alll went wrong for Gazza
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# if only he's
bonked him - he's be fine now - years of sexual frustration!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I was thinking a long the lines, that some thing was crushed or becamed trapped and thus stopped something flowing to his noggin
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Vinnie should've used that claw on the end of his right arm to cause serious pain for Gazza.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# thats his inverted stilletto hand
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Hehehe!
:)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# hehe
nicely done
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Quick!!!! Hide the nuts
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Good mash
Good tag
Nuff said
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)
# noice
/obligatory squirrel animash post

(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# *hide nuts*
top shop
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Cooking
LO, spent today cooking a mean ass hot sauce: 7 habaneros, 20 odd red and green chillis, roast them up in the oven and chop them up, then mix salt, brown sugar rice vinegar and a lime's worth of juice and boil for a quarter of an hour. Whizz the whole lot in the blender and stick it in a bottle. It's super hot but not deadly and the lime makes it taste nice too. Aa good first try, here is the logo:



(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Sounds delicious, although immensely crippling.
I think I'll give it a shot. Good logo too.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# That sounds fucking delicious :D
How much are you going to sell it for?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Sell:
No officer, this supply is purely for personal recreational use.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# :(
Wanna send me a bottle?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Hmmm
I only have one bottle, that's all I made. I will probably be making a few more up next week for pals, I will ping you one for postage + donation to Cancer Research.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I would pay for that
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Deal!
I will gaz you sir.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# JAPAN LOL
Sounds taystee. Is it hotter than the hottest encona chili sauce? If it is, i dont want to know. I like spicy stuff, and i put tabasco on everything, but encona is as hot as i go!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)
# My bottle of tabasco ran out making fajittas :(
The hottest ive had is a phaal, and that was pretty fine.
I dont know how much hotter I can go.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Hot:
Significantly hotter than tabasco, habanero tabasco and the Encona original. It isn't gross hot, and even Mrs. Neko conceded it was very flavoursome (through the grimace of pain)

I'm not a hot sauce aficionado, I was contemplating buying some of those fancy sauces then thought bugger it, I can get that stuff from the market, and it was much cheaper and more fun than click click click internet buying.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Yeah I can drink tabasco, its fine
Your sauce sounds nice tho
I think I may try and make some like it if I can find ingrediants
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Fantastic
I have the recipe...you could have saved yourself the bother of designing the logo

MWAHAHAHAHAHA


ps...underneath the main logo add "for rings that stings"
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I've been making chocolate truffles.
It's Mrs Boris' birthday tomorrow, but she's too sick to eat them, so nyom nyom nyom for me.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# ah, just the man
I've got some photos of some ringed-neck parrakeets, took them today. There is a flock of them down river from me, it was ace seeing them :)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I now have the ingredients for Kladdkaka
Now I just have to get off my backside to the kitchen.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry] haut caricoture?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# My textiles lecture in college
finishes at couture past eleven.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Gimposaurus Underwater, Pt. 5
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# Gimposaurus isn't very bright, is he?
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# Indeed not.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# And green-fish-man looks angry.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# He's rather irritated because Gimposaurus is slightly dim.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# First go at one of these


Is it okay?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Would
I watched sin city for the first time last night
Mickey Rourke is fucking fantastic
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# She's got lullyness!
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# Shes super lully in good luck chuck, even tho its a terrible film
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Simon..Shaun...Simon...
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# LOL!
Thas Lully! :D

I'm watchin Aliens in HD, hence I will pea this:
www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900bd7084f02/lanceh.jpg
*edit* A 'digital oil' I made when I was ill and had loads of time to waste a while back...

*edit edit* He's got red on 'im... ;)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Lance!
Brill : )
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Nicely done.
It's almost enough to inspire me to do some more digital painting, but I rarely do that kind of detailed stuff because I rarely have the uninterrupted time to finish in one session, and I don't really like making things in multiple sessions.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Took days for me thanks to bein laid up in bed for weeks due to a chav 'mosher' bashing,
in which I broke 3 ribs, so I had plenty of time at the time.

As I say above, see my profile for moar...

*edit* never gone back which is a shame I guess, but they take so long (one whole day at the very least) but was cool to know I could if I had to...

*edit edit* anyone wants me to repeat this just pay me handsomely and I'm all yours! ;)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Yeah apart from the time
the other thing is that the last couple of times I did something like this they ended up looking pretty much like the photos I'd used as sources, which left me thinking, "well what was the fucking point then?" At least yours is recognisably a painting.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Oh cheers, 'cos I got a load of 'That's just a filter' replies at the time,
which was NOT encouraging, and it certainly wasn't, but I did enjoy it at the time...
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)
# That's pretty well done for paint.
:D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Excellent.
And damn the friend limit. I've just added you but it meant deleting someone from my list.
Is anyone else up against the limit? Or am I just too promiscuous?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# whats the limit?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# I only have 19
You can have some of mine if you want
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Ok
I'll gaz you when I want you to add someone, and you can send me a screenshot of your Friends' Activity page twice a day :)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Fuck that!
thats way too much effort!
I could just link you some shit every now and again
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# NO I DEMAND HOURLY UPDATES
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)
# At 15:00 no-one died
at 16:00 no-one died
at 17:00 no-one died
at 18:00 no-one died
at 19:00 someone posted
at 20:00 no-one died
I could go on
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fuck yeah, I'm loving this.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Einsturzende Kleingesichten


or however it should be spelt...
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# wrong
and where are the shopping trolleys
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I think
there was only 1 shopping trolley...
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)
# RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREDUKT!!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# lol
all right fuckers
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# LOL!
farm1.static.flickr.com/1/257939_ac6a31945c.jpg
*edit* Link is to an Army soldier in line for a makeshift shower, however, camera angles, pose and fortuitous circumstances make it look much wronger!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Excellent...
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Needs
a more continuous rate of fire
But woo!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Soz
Old B3ta coming back front page beckons ?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Timing seems a bit off, as is width for the new rules,
but woo anyway, I loves the concept n it made me giggle! ;)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Spluff cannon?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# yay
ground hog revolution!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# A Team
He's not really reloading where is his ammo ?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# It's a high-capacity mag
If you watch carefully, he reloads every 30 shots.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Can anyone recommend a similar rain to this, please?


CFB

I'll delete myself in a bit.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Can anyone mlnLMGNLGMLGNLGMLNGLGMLGNG


DUK DUK DUK DUK DUK DUK DUK DUK DUK DUK DUK DUK DUK DUK DUK DUK DUK

DUK DUK

DUK DUK
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)
# hahaha, you sir are a madness
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)
# *glees*
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I bet you got that because you want to hump it in its mouth
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Mr Qwak says


QWAK QWAK QWAK QWAK QWAK QWAK QWAK

QWAK QWAK

QWAK

QWAK
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Oh I like him
He can be friends with benny:
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Here, Mr Qwak
has a message.

:D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Haha, the laugh at the end makes it
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# :D
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)
# 40° angle from the right
slight drizzle
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Only for temperatures between 2 and 9 degree celsius though.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)
# ah shucks!
its 9.2°C here :(
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)
# You should see a urologist about that
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)
# that a urine specialist?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Just a wee bit
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# ewww, they look at pee pees
thats disgusting
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Yeah you'd think that wouldn't you
but oddly the first thing they want to do is stick a finger up your ass.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# oh thanks for the IE tip, it worked
Now I have to wait for a box to turn up or something :)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Oh good :)
You have to think it's a sign of massive insecurity that they fix their site to only work with their browser.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Yeah, those bastards!
Their email they sent me isnt they understandable tho. I dont know whether I have to wait for the box to just turn up, or arrange UPS to delvier it. Its not very clear
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# I don't know if it's still around
but there used to be a number you could call to talk to an actual hu-man. There was some kind of trick to it... I think there was a number you could call if you suspected that your version of Windows wasn't genuine (seriously) and once you got through to someone there you could get yourself transferred to someone who could help you.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# someone just legalised their xp disc?
I did that a while ago, it took about a month for it to arrive

from eire

meanwhile, for free, from sun, I get solaris sent in a few days

from bloody americaland

*shakes fits and microsoft*
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# That's just their way of being friendly
Some people shake hands, some air-kiss each other on the cheeks, some give a prostate exam.

Cocktail parties can be especially messy.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Is that a simple Perlin noise cloud layer I see?
you want to get some fractal noise in there.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Nah
the blockiness works.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I like this.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Everyones favorite American soap

click for huge version


something I did earlier, but have now re-done for a greeting card :)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Class!
:)

EDIT: My wood has disappeared.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Xtreme indeed.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)
# needs a "NEW!" tag
with "Now with MORE cocaine!" message
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)
# would
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# would
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# would

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# would
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# Wood
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# Like a
Prosthetic leg.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# weed
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# word
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)
# up
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# :)
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Who nose, but probably wood knot
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 14:49, archived)
# B'doing!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)
# haha top
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I never found those bobbleheads in Fallout 3
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)
# I only found 3 before my xbox died :(
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)
# hahaha
soup herb
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I was at grammar school with Kimberly from Girls Aloud
She was a total bitch. A couple of her mates were nice though.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
# A member of a vacuous pop group being a twat?
Well I never.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# They're ok
but they're no "The Saturdays".
*holds up "sarcasm" sign*
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I have mixed feelings about them.
They're undeniably shit, but immediately make me think of The Sundays, who I like.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)

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