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[challenge entry] Humanity's last hope, etc.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Aceness!


(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Pfft!
Well at least it is relia(nt)ble ;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# are you robbin' these puns?


(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Hahaha yay!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Arf
I predict a few more Reliant Robins appearing.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# TJ: Is there a thread deleting, reposting attention-whore lurking around?
I could've sworn I saw a man with lego on Popular and now can't and then saw here and now can't...

edit: ah, wasn't on popular, just mainboard.
www.b3ta.com/board/9237487
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# hehe
But I thought you might have gone for Battlestar - Galacti-car
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# dammit that's a good one too!
:)

ps do it!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Hmm
My idea was "Battlestair Galactica" but I am lame.

Good post!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Budget Springwatch...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# no reason
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Pfft!
We are in a recession you know? These jokes are just evil ;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Yay hippos!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Marbles
are the third most abundant source of protein in sub-Saharan Africa, after salad cream and bricks of course.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Well at least I've got a third of that market sewn up
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# He said Salad Cream,
not Fruit salads! ;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Heinz
You silleh
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Mmmm, Fruit Salads...
My mates always said that Black Jacks were better. They were damned fools.

Apple Jacks, on the other hand...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# arf.


(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# that's me, alright!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Just dawned on me
i suppose one could take the Hungry Hungry Hippos commercial, play it backwards, and make Bulemic Bulemic Hippos.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] They've had to scale down the course a bit,
but I'm sure it'll be a winner...


Click for marginally more legible
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love that programme :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# agreed
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Nolans win :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# I just wondered who this would bring out of the woodwork
They were considered "phwoar" in their day.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Coleen would still get it ;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)
# * is furiously wanking*
.....Someone say something?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
Your signature makes me wonder.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Me too!!
But it is real..ish..
I'm having an affair at work (winding up collegues).
But the lady in question is a lesbo!
Of which only I know!!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh, just missed the 10 o'clock news.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:05, archived)
# They went to the expensive of buying theguardian
surely they could have picked up a copy of The Metro on the bus to work!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# :D
Need to keep the liberal bias going though

/conservative blogger blog
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# sorry rude of me
your pic is woo
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Haha
Analog tv at its best worst.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirteh!!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# lolitics
I knew that Palin was a forrin sympathiser.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:05, archived)
# True story!

I was just watching 'round the world in 80 days on DVD
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# http://b3ta.com/board/9237602
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Top series.
It is sad many of the things he does are impossible now. Ferry from Venice to Egypt, for example, cancelled due to terrerrerrists.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Yeah, I was thinking that as I watched it

Last saw the series when they came out in 1988...the girlfriend bought the whole box with all the travel series in it. Good girl.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# That's nothing,
I was just watching gannets on Nature's Great Events. They're officially the most awesome seabirds.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# They are very nice

But the UN just voted for boobies to be the most awesome seabirds. It was 546 to 345.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry] The Archers continued, but with a much-reduced cast
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# i was raised in ambridge
true story :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Also a very short story
;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# the best kind
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)
# and the shortest
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# "Eddie? Eddie?" *urk*
Tum-ti-tum-ti-tum-ti-tum...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Once upon a time, there lived a boy in Ambridge

The end.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# the kingsuperspecial story
as summarised by mediocre
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Let's sell the rights to Hollywood

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
Strangely, this reminds me of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Did they all get electrifried?




(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheap extras
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# hahaha
arghhh!! fucking ell
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# hahaha
Edit: eh? this was meant to be a reply to the image, I'm fucking wrong today.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Cheap? CHEAP?
Bringing people back to life is proper expensive! ;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Not the way I'm doing it
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# You know when you have
sex with dead people and stuff, and you do their voices? That doesn't mean they are alive! ;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# It does when they can still fart!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# But that's just decomposing gases
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)
# SPOILER WARNING

I use cans of sprout-spay™ I picked up in Antwerp
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)
# injection of piccalilli?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)
# There are laws against this sort of thing you know
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Maybe in your country...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:05, archived)
# ha!
can i be your chief scienancial officer?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Certainly
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)
# It's fine
She is only being held up by Anita Dobson.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# FUUUUCKKK!
She's not even cold!!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# SHUDDERING FUCK!


...put kettle on queen
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:39, archived)
# You will all burn for this I tell thee!!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Cyriak
you have a call on the white courtesy phone
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Bastard lot of em at ITV.
RIP - Central, Tyne Tees, Thames, LWT and all the rest of the ace regional TV producers that MADE telly worth watching.

What is there now? Ant and Dec wank off live on Telly?

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Ant and Dec wank off live on Telly. pfffft!
That might be worth watching :)
Mind if I roast this?

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Funnier in my head, blah blah blah :(


Thread rush or what?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# hahaha
indeed, the threadrush is hurting my brain
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Pffft!


(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# *ignores*
;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# stop it you two
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# I will if he will.
Twat.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# He started it!


(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# you've made him look like hellboy :¬)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Ha!
True dat :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# hahah
DE-DEDEEEE
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# :)
So when are we gonna get to see this new stop-mo?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Festival's friday
don't want to put it online yet, there's a viewers choice award and our chances will be higher if we save the surprise

You'll be the first to know!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Awesome :D
Rest assured that I will be voting for you :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# :D
In other news, I just made a lovely dinner!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Zimbabwean Dollars surely?
.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# You are clearly too young
to remember the Italian, and Turkish, Lira and how massive the exchange rate was.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# I like this board
If I am young, I don't know what that makes you then. Hehe... I'm not quite twice your age, but close.

yeah - there was a time "pre-euro". But even Italy never got to Z's level of inflation.

Oddly enough I don't seem to be able to find how many Zim Dollars you get for the pound at the moment. A few trillion I think.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Ha!
I'll let you off then grandad ;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Cheek!!
That's it... where's my slipper. If I can just get this wheelchair moving I'll teach you a lesson you little whipper snapper... ;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# i was going to do something similar
"the man" or something...

woo to you though :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# :)
Thank you.

I am sure you would have done a better job ;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# no no no no no :)
you saved me the trouble of embarrasing myself
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# You were going to do a man?
o_0
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# thanks for that
AGAIN ;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Not as good as the orginal...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# But the new series looks rather expensive,
and sacrelidgious!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# fucking hell, they have thrown some money that
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# I saw a trailer for that yesterday

I wanted to cry a bit.
Not that the original was so good, this just didn't look any better.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Wtf did they use a mustang for KITT for
flaming morons
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)
# pfffft!
excellent
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
nice
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# heheh
i expect lots of these.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# I thought it best to get in there quick
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# hahaha yes!
XR3i's rule!

edit: oops, in wrong place first time...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] um...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# How is that credit crunch TV?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Do I need a de-ris link for the youngsters?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# awwww, the good old days
When channel 4 was good and had some good comedy programs and late night pron
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# And Sesame Street :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Channel 4 porn
You could always rely on some good french art-house wankables.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)
# hahaha
very good sir, very good
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] outstandingly good *click*
I'll compo this now, if I may...

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] yes! allows me to pearoastcomp this...


by the way, you forgot to compo it...
edit: but now you have!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# ah yes, thanks :)
my mind boggles when I look at your weeds.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# twas easy really.
just chopped from another pic, overlaid in photoshop, and airbrushed slightly. I was impressed myself as to how well it worked.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# well it looks marvelous
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry] oh go on then...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# money for nothing and your chicks for free
I want my MTV
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# haha anyone care to explain this to an unejamucated merkin?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# hahaha!
great stuff
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# haha brilliant
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Another Pearoast
I'll save wasting a thread.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# you may
but you havent! :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# yes... my brain works more slowly than my other functions at times.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Hehe, I remember this :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# hahaha!

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fucking acely done :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# I love how something that probably took weeks and thousands of pounds to do back in the 80s
took me roughly 5 minutes to do while I was making a cup of tea :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# No red triangle?!
:) Woo!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# baaap baaap bapp baaaap!
woo
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# If people are too young to remember that Channel 4 logo...
then they must be too young to be on B3ta? No?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Absolutely incredible
I loved that logo.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# hahaha, the theme tune/jingle popped into my head as i saw that.. Brilliant!
"daaaah, daaahhh... DA DAAAHHHH!!"
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Interestingly...
...despite the fact I haven't looked for hard evidence, the guy that 'Withnail' was based on wrote that jingle. Some lord/earl or other.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# ahahaha
woo-to-the-yay!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# A thing of beauty
is a joy threeever.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# How you make this?
Looking to 3d my crap art...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Top Gear.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# brilliant!
:)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# 1st gear.
Also; win :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# "Blushes"
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Marvellous.


(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# hahah, nice leaning
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Yes!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)
# watch out for snakes :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# SNAXE BEWARE.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Looks like Henery's been badgering the badgers !
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# hahha
:)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# What a lovely pair of html codes!




(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# surely its xml
of is it xxl :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# it is going to become channel 5, with less Hitler
Here is an idea for ITV, get rid of ITV 4,3 and 2
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# NO!
ITV 4 Is win
Although it's only Auf Weidershehn Pet repeats which cause this.

IT'S ON NOW!!!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# That's a great idea
Go back to the days when it was three channels and 6 hours of telly a day at the most.
Get those lazy chavy cunts to do something else between dole payments, like read a book.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Tennants Happy! But he is leaving....
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Adult content!
It'll have to be shown after the water shed.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Phwoar a shed!
*rubs thighs*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)

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