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take ages by forward roll wouldn't it?...anyone ever do the crab in gymnastics..that would hurt
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Didnt ?
Forward Roll - Pffftttt...

Edit: Today I am mostly eating Curry Chicken Pasts, Mini Battenburg and Real Ale!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I has a big battenberg downstairs :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I thought you were just pleased to see me?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha
i always get everywhere by robotics
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Crab
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Robotix FTW
I was threatening my mate's wife with getting The Robot out at her wedding the other day.

I've just read this back, and - much as I would love it to be - it isn't the euphemism it sounds like.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# I shall now leapfrog to the shops!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# leap frog
the only thing abar leap frog is that you have to do it wid someone else...in a rush imagine leap froggin for the bus
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# crabbed up to f....
crab gymnastiques
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] He's a lovely guy once you get to know Him

Handy this :) www.freefaxtoemail.net/
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Compo it bud.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# He's very...
...splendid. I think I know his sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Fritzl?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Palatino Sexeh Tiem


Spent a long time looking for a "hot chick" reference image on my computer that wouldn't get me banned.
This one is a bit heavy on the )s for my taste but if it converts just one person to using palatino instead of their serifed body font of choice, then it has been worth it.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# today I have been mostly using Baskerville
mm- lovely Palatino

good work sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Wow
that's marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# That's excellent!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Bloody hell, what an arse.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Why thank you.
Oh, you mean the picture. Right.
The original didn't have quite that arse, but the subtleties of the way the cloth fell couldn't easily be rendered in the medium of font so it looked a bit awkward. I scrapped that and dropped in the ) that currently comprises her arse.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Nice nips, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Nips
They are also a later addition, not quite so visible on the original. Here they are for closer inspection:

Enjoy.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Cor!
*takes monitor to the bogs*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# That's just what an arse should look like
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Crikey very good
Gorgeous feet!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Sheer CLASS !!!
*Clicks*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# that's really nice!
For readability I prefer Lucida, but Palatino has its place
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Please enjoy Lucida responsibly
Not big into Lucida bright, it just looks a little bit gawky, but the original serif had a chunky charm.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# top work
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Very nice.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# ^ wOuLd
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Superb!
and sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Please meet...

Tahoma the Penguin.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# \o/
Hello Tahoma the Penguin!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# yay for penguinses!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Aww he's a lovely spazmo penguin
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I like him very much indeed
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# :D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# no idea
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# "Can't we just kill them all?"
Blummin MPs - they should all - ALL - of them be fired.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Hopefully fatty will choke on it
But I doubt it.
(fume troll, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# The way they're immitating the Tories of the late 1980s
I'm surprised he hasn't released a daughter called Joan who's really good at interior design, married to a famous chef and has her own television programme in which she constantly poses suggestively and with shit-kickingly annoying self-confidence with a paintbrush and/or power drill.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# *fears a tiny bit*
This is really reminding me of something terrifying, but I'm jiggered if I can remember what.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Parliament.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Crackerjack
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Crackerjack
.
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Playhouse Disney
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# That excrutiating video of Brown on YouTube
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Indiana Jones 4
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# That old school picture of you wearing prescription glasses and knee high sockage?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Um ...
I'm just off to the toilet.

Back in 5 - no - 10 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Kinky Sod!

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# The Hand That Rocks the Cradle
.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# hahahhahah! completely mad!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# This looks like a shot from a German expressionism film.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Hahah!
Prescott must be the worlds worst Bulimic, I mean, he does realise he actually has to spew the food up afterwards doesnt he?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# haha
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# he's just trying to be me
bloody gordon!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] he's pissed off with you
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I could have him in a fight ANY DAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# he has a sharpened banana
your call
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# A gentleman never travels without a medical scalpel.
And I am a gentleman.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# is that you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# no that's a picture
I'm me
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Old strange font I had kicking about
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Done in ascii then shopped a bit.


(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Has he got a rotary arm band?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Yes, but it didn't work too well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I think the Nazis would have been more popular if their arm bands rotated
And you can quote me on that.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Rotary or rotating?
I'm not sure how welcome he'd be at the local club...
(trnk loves a pun, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# sharp hitler
fuzzy hitler
sharp hitler
fuzzy hitler
sharp hitler
fuzzy hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Crack Hitler...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYxLZMnVygc
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Top Track!
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Four Webdings and a Funeral
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Oh dear god...
*spangs to kingdom come*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# arf, big ol' bindun, but arf all the same
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Shucks!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# ...
...
...
...
...
...
...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# :D
Lordy....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# SSSSPPPPPAAAANNNNNGGGGG!!!!
in fact, that wasn't enough....

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG



edit: sodding starbucks! they grilled my panini in teh same grill they used on someones chocolate something or other... now I've got a ham, cheese and chocolate brownie panini....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Oh FFS
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Still playing silly buggers then, eh?
*spangs beyond all recognition*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Hehe
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# fontastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# haha
boss
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 21 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Hahahaha Northerners do talk hilariously quainter than what us proper folks do, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Arf
I got my election leaflets in the post this morning, been feeling quite left out till now. 1 x LibDem, 2 x Labour, 1 x UKIP, 1 x BNP, 1 x Green and 6, yes count em, 6 x Conservative.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# who had the most duck houses?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Stick Day Candle Of Happy :)

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# it is a day of glee
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I can't see a single duck house
Although there's a labour MEP standing right in front of the sign to COVENTRY TRANSPORT MUSEUM, and his head is covering most of the OVE of COVENTRY. COVENT. RY.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I've heard reports of MPs being spat at in the street.
It's hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Arf, I know
The tory ones have cutouts of seven government-critical headlines from The Sun, Daily Mail, Daily Express and News of the World. Are these supposed to convince me..?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Speaking of ducks
All Hail Duck Man: bit.ly/RDjxK
(Happy candle day!)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# awwww
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
#
www.parliament.uk/documents/upload/HoCallowances0708.pdf
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Golly gosh
Those conservative chaps are really gunning for you :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# It says they're going to end world poverty in there
By winning a euro election. Good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# How are they going to do that?
By paying the money back?!

/Beneltonlols
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# That's reet grand is that...
...tha' knows. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# hahaha
Shumpy is a silly word :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# aye - I made that up
well spotted

I'm Yorkshire and I can't think of any Yorkshireisms
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Tea drinking and asbestos-related illnesses?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Giro
whippet
soft southern bastards
that there london
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Its Grim up Nort...

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Really, do tell
what it's like up Nort?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Its a bit like Steve's Panini^^

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
# He's a big fan
of pork.
(fume troll, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# And he's gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# What does shumpy mean?
Is he going to wank it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# 'noon Waspy old fella
www.b3ta.com/board/9461679
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Spelndid.
In which case I will continue to assume it means he wishes to wank it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# you do that sir
but make sure you don't overdo it with those thoughts of Skibble
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# You are a nonsense,
AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
#
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Mmmmmmm!
I want lobster now! I had some lovely fresh crayfish tails the other week.

Nicely :)

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# You win at seafood, sir.
How's your foot, btw?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# They were so nice!
The fish man came to the club I drink in. They had been caught that morning :D

Foot is pretty much fine now thank you :) Still getting the occasional twinge, but walking is fine. Now it is my broken tooth that hurts :D It is being pulled in the morning though.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Goodness, you are in the wars!
On fishy-related japery, have you ever been to Fishworks?
The one in Marylebone is rather nice...

www.fishworks.co.uk/media/fishworksMenu.pdf
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Their taramasalata is fantastic
Unfortunately the one in my nearest town (Christchurch) closed down.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# taramasalata and fantastic
are not two words I thought I'd ever see in the same sentence
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# It's not like that crap you get in the supermarket!
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Ooooh!
Never heard of that before! That Swordfish Milanese sounds lush! I had a gorgeous piece of Swordfish at this little restaurant I go to in Javea in Spain last time I was there. It is an ace little seafood restaurant, right past the marina and basically at the bottom of a cliff looking out towards Ibiza. Unfortunately, they also do really nice Rosé wine too, which resulted in me falling over on the walk back to the apartment, spraining my wrist. I think I need to give up drinking :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# you need to give up hurting yourself
and get better at drinking!

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Good call!
TO THE BOOZEMOBILE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# *music*
SLOSH!
POUND!
DOWN!
LUSH!
STAGGER!
SECOND WIND!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# The fish and seafood in Barcelona has almost convinced me that living in Spain would be a good thing.
*tummy rumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# I WOULD LIKE A BLOODY MARY WITH AN OYSTER
please
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Ah, now for oysters...
Wheelers is your venue.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# there is an oyster festival in Galway
I intend to attend one day... possibly not this year though

www.galwayoysterfest.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# 'Blige me!
That's worth an airfare, that is!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# indeed
and Galway is a lovely place filled with happy people.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# £14.50 for fish and chips?
I'm so there
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Don't be horrid, it's a lovely resto...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# It sounds lovely
I may have to sell my flat to afford it though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# it's not the price of the food that is the killer
as much as the price of the wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# ^ this.
Sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# mushy peas
are not expensive...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# yum
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# One of the many joys of living in the south-east!
Most fantastical seafoods :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# NOM!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# This is great :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# yaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Lemony lobster goodness!
Me likey!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Haha
These are getting increasingly bizarre
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Good.
I almost scrapped this one for being too normal. Makes too much sense for my taste.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Yes, well. Don't we all?
Excellent lemony lobster there :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Marvellous.
Now do one about bush babies.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# As you wish
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# hahahahahha, you loon! awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# hah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Nature can be cruel :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# :( Poor Zebby
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Awwwww!
Nicely done Barbara!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Zacist

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# How I love his coat of many colours
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Now I want a menagerie, just so I can have a spangly zebra.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# let's paint em all !!!
lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# his mum fucked a parrot
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
Homophobe LOLs
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Obama the scamp leaning back on his chair


was away from internets yesterday, so dont shoot me down for being late to the party
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
Defying the laws of gravity too.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# He's a racing car passing by like LADY GODIVA!
He's gonna go, go go, there's no stopping hiiiim!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# *burns through the sky, yeah*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# OOHHHHH
he's burning through the sky yeah...
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# There's an echo in here
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# actually
we were harmonizing
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Arf!
good comeback, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Mop, sir?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# for some reason
i read that as

"defying the jews of gravity"

which he's probably doing as well as curing cancer, turning nuclear warheads into confetti bombs and making poor people go away
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# i read it as
he's deifying the graves of jaws
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Noice legs!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Haha! He always seemed to be a fishnet kinda guy to me! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# hahaha
I knew it!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Life is a font array old chum!

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Nicely!!


I just noticed this bindun, have it anyway.It is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Aw, I like yours more
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# :D

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Fookin ay!
Epic woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Needs more Marguerita Pracatan!
Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# this will have to do for you ;)

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
WIN :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# how lovely :)
*does la cucaracha*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# At the Copa
Copacabana!

Noice!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Ha, this is very similar to your Dalek/Kitten one, I like.
I am revising the wonderfully named "Roy's identity."

I think it's meant to be pronounced in a French way, but I'm saying it proper.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# it's very much like
my potatobikinicabaret one too.....I do like to repeat myself :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, it's type only, famous and recognisable...

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# :( We're all *very* disappointed in you, Wil.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I think this calls for a visit to the headmaster's office
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Passes Dixon the cane,
bends over expectantly...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# ok, line up next to k3b/-\b
*rolls up sleeves*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# *starts filming*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I figured folks would either run with the joke, or slap me,
but either way, I'm giggling...

sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# but what is the cat sitting on?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Can I haz invizzibulls cheeseburgah?
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# :D!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# is it a closeup?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# It's an amazingly elaborate re-imagining of that famous 'i can has cheezburger?' LOL that began it all,
rendered entirely in amusing and equally famous LOL quotes such as 'going to moon, BRB' and the like.

What a shame you can't see it, you'd love it...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Invisible? ;)
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Abu Hamza
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Brilliant, Sir
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Thanks Dixon
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I'm just going to put you on autoclick now.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# You spoil me sir!
Thanks matey! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# That's bloody top, sir.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Thanks JP
Did you like my re-work of Hawtrey and Hill? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Oh, those are wonderful, too!
and duly *clicked* also.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# You're too kind sir!
Are you on the move then squire? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# De nada - those pics are lovely.
I am indeed on the move. Downsizing a little.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Hope all goes well sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# buon giorno!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Ola, Prof!
*huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# mmmmm
*huggings*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Cracking :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Royal special
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(DJTK, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# haha
she's wearing 2 pairs of pance
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# To keep her haemmorroids in check
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# for an extra £5
she'll pick the scabs off them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# ...and poke them up her tuppence
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# she calls that
The 'Exfoliator'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
# I am so hard right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
# I would be if my arse wasn't on fire.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# lost your virginity then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# no. Curry for dinner.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# you are supposed to eat it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# i did. It's making it's return along with the meatbox and energy drink I had for lunch.
I eat a balanced diet.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# meatbox?
is that an Aussie thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# i guess you can get them world wide.
It's doner kebab (the meat) on glasgow salad and sauce.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# ahhh
kebab meat and chips then with runny ketchup
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# in a box.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# and out of yours :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I once ate one of those sober.
Never again!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# they are lovely.
I think the curry was the problem
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# It seems to me,
by the amount of kebabs you seem to eat, that Kebabs are of a slightly higher standard over there than the average English one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# *beats out the flames*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# the question is would you do that irl? or only on the internets.
I'm twitter and bisted.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Of course I would
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# hum.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# This is usually the point that the man regrets asking
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# not at all
although i still have my doubts.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# *pours another shot of tequila*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# i see no tequila
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
# OI - SHE DOESN'T DO 'JAPANESE'
she's classy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# *puts wallet away*
Damn, I was already to splash out there, as it were.

But no Japanese, no sale.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# her mum does though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# hahaha
He wants a blowjob and a royal wee.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I like her undies!
So does Charlie it would seem
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# me too.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I find this perpetually disappointing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# whoops!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# poor guantanomettes :)

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
#
...






(Sensory deprived)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# the window sticker makes it for me
"What's she selling? Is it pants? Oh, no, wait, there's a sign. She's selling fuck."
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# hahaha grand!
*insert comment about pants*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Got distracted from doing a text version of this.
Monica Bellucci, by way of Processing & Context Free:


the whole thing 440K.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
# You are Chuck Close.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# This makes me feel hungry for some reason
Might be due to the fact I haven't had any brekkie, though.

Mornings! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# *offers chocolate croissant*
There you go...

Mornings!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# *yoinks*
I'm starving too
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Aha! There you are...
Do you also want the complete BBC Sherlock Holmes as well as Mr Bond?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Am I?
Thanks for the offer... is that the Peter Cushing ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Noooo....
The Clive Merrison / Michael Williams ones. They did the entire canon with the the same cast. It's very, very good.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I had a delicious sausage sarnie, chased with a tin of coke
In order to frighten the beer I fell into last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# That sounds like a fine recovery package.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# I love the way you make everything sound euphemistic....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# It's my gift, and also my curse. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# You're doing it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
# pffft
"doing it"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Where in the name of Magowan's new teeth did you get your sig, Sir?
It's fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJz-xfiOY8k
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Bloody hell that's fab!
A) Where've you been sir? :(


B) Can you come and tile my bathroom please?


C) Lovely to have you back!


D) *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# *waves*
I'm not back, crazy with work currently. :(
I need someone to tile *my* bathroom - got to get it done before I sell the place... Argh!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# you are going to sell your bathroom?
weird
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# dad-in-law has been promising to tile our kitchen when we chose our tiles
Our tiles have been chosen for a month
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# haha I read that as "moth"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Hey! Candles!
Congrats, sir...

Edit: yeah, that's right - just the bathroom, the rest of the flat comes with it as an incentive ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# it's a USP anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Oooooh, that is rather awesome sir!
in other news, due in part to me not saving, I just lost 2 hours worth of work becuase quark decided to crash. Quark also decided not to make a recovery folder this time around. AARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# oooh that's shitty.
Have a cute hedgehog in a hat by way of consolation:

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# hahah, that has actually made me feel a bit better :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# this is why you save every once in a while.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Yup, I know I should but I get carried away with the work and forget........
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Quark XPress....
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# I know InDesign has it's faults, but Quark is just plain terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# back in a previous life, I used to do trade show demos for Quark...
Having to do stuff live was the most trouser-soiling experience, because the damned software would constantly crash.
I hated it.

That was back in the days of version 3, though...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# *kitchen lol @ trouser-soiling experience*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# ^this^
I occassionally need to go back to Quark and it is hell
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# She's not around currently, can I take a message?
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't think I posted this before
It looks a bit shit optimised so cfm

(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# is it 12?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Ta muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# What's that font?
I've tried to do a couple of these but I can't find a font that works as well as yours
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Don't know if you'll have it or not
It's called "Arial Bold", may be hard to get :P
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Oh.
Why can't I make that one work as well as you?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# This one was rubbish(er)
Until I started buggering about with levels and contrast and suchlike. Changing the antialiasing method on the text makes a big difference too.
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Generator or done by hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Generator?!?!
How dare you sir? I demand satisfaction!
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# You sure about that? :D
edit: Oh I just realised you're the "lyrics done into an image" bloke. Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
#
*throws down gauntlet

Edit: No, I'm a "lyrics done into an image" bloke. Don't think I've actually posted any before
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Oh, then there is someone else on b3ta who does exactly the same sort of thing.
Find him and destroy him.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Do you mean the one who does the monochrome ones?
Kurt Cobain/Lemmy, etc

Never seen them...
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Ummmmm
Mebbe....
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Whether it is or isn't
I certainly didn't see their pictures and think "I fancy having a massive Number Of The Beast pic done like that for my wall"
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
# looks more like a text mask over a picture
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
# A TMOAP, if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Shirley I'm not the first to do this?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

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