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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)

spore

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RBX13 the cake is not a lie, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:16, archived)

yes. yes they are.

well done.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:16, archived)

Scheeenanigans!!!

FOAP!

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awsm! namaste bitches, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:19, archived)

hello i am Feets the horse

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Shada, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:22, archived)

stop it david, you are not!

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awsm! namaste bitches, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:22, archived)

This is not my horse

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:25, archived)

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SHOES FOR YOUR FEET MISTER HORSE?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)

ever get the feeling you've been cheated?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:04, archived)

you may like this

not a lot
*boke*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)

IT'S MOMENTS LIKE THESE, THAT A BROWN PAPER BAG COMES IN HANDY

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:28, archived)

i listened to that concert recording the other day just for that line a the end

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:45, archived)

NO FUN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 3:25, archived)

well actually in the script

its not a motorbike www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKRtdgQhVbw&feature=related

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 3:01, archived)

3 pow... ermm! what? yeah one ermm

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RBX13 the cake is not a lie, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:42, archived)

i stash things in my cleavage, too

not seatbelts, though. that's just silly.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:46, archived)

does not compute

cheesoid hate self.
petril....petril

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awsm! namaste bitches, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:52, archived)

even for this late at night

you're not making sense

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:53, archived)

in my defense

its been 28 15hour nightshifts in a row so far...

and also this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_m17HK97M8

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awsm! namaste bitches, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:08, archived)

i might have known

those buggers make no sense whatsoever, but sir digby chicken caesar is brilliant

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:16, archived)

if it wasnt

for the fucking canned laughter, it would be close to perfect!

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awsm! namaste bitches, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:17, archived)

canned laughter is bollocks

i know what i find and don't find funny, i'll decide when i should fucking laugh.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:19, archived)

here

here

(canned applause to that statement)

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awsm! namaste bitches, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:20, archived)

strangely

a lot of things that are classed as comedy "hits", i find utterly dire, such as the office, ricky gervais and peter kay

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:25, archived)

peter kay i agree with

but not ricky. i love him but can see why some people wouldnt. He is a legend in my mind not only for his amazing TV shows and stand up, but also for bringing karl pilkington to the world. For that, i thank you ricky. For me the best comedy since vic and bob.

I hate alot of comedy too such as Cath Tate, Little britain after series 1 etc.

thats whats good about this country, we are free to watch and critize what we want, eat what food we like and vote for the guy in power...well the first two anyway :D

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awsm! namaste bitches, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:31, archived)

a lot of ricky gervais' characters

are people i wouldn't have anything to do with in real life. i just find it very difficult to see the humour in annoying characters.
then again, i love the mighty boosh and krod mandoon was surprisingly funny.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:36, archived)

i also love boosh

but i think the 3rd series was a bit of a stretch. 1 and 2 were comedy gold though. I think i like the cringe factor of gervias's comedy, perhaps its the realism of the characters, i work offshore and i worked with many a cunt like those out the office.

Ross kemp in extras was amazing - "you know i was in the SAS?"
No, i know you were in that tv show about it...
kemp "yeh well where do you think i learnt to do all that shit?"
etc

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awsm! namaste bitches, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:45, archived)

ross kemp looks like a potato

i liked series 3 of the boosh, old gregg is my favourite

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:47, archived)

i really liked the jazz virus episode

i do like teh boosh

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:52, archived)

the jazz virus wasn't one of my favourites

i like call of the yeti and nanageddon

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:57, archived)

series 2 - old greig epsiode

first viewing lead to at least 2 years of quotes!!

ross kemp is literally zippy

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awsm! namaste bitches, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:54, archived)

zippy is less annoying

i can't drink baileys without thinking of old gregg

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:55, archived)

i cant go to a club and pee on people without thinking of r kelly

but bailies out of a shoe - now that old gregg for me too!!

you know he's based on rick james?
im just getting started bitches!!

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awsm! namaste bitches, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 3:12, archived)

super

edit : todays random link will be
www.imsdb.com/scripts/Dumb-and-Dumber.html

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:56, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:56, archived)

breats with peepers!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:58, archived)

ickle jolly bobby

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RBX13 the cake is not a lie, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)

Good work.

G'night b3ta.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)

TAKIN PHOToS IN MY BIG HAT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)

he may be small

but his helmet is huge

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:57, archived)

arf!

"i knew it! i'm surrounded by assholes!"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:58, archived)

"when does this happen?"

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:04, archived)

"now, sir. we're looking at now"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)

"now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb"

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:09, archived)

"that's just what we need, a druish princess"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:54, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:56, archived)

he shouldn't be that short

gravity has caused his gut to squash his legs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:59, archived)

I found out how they managed it...

(gtfomh, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)

I poop your your shipost.

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)

Oi Ginge, lend us a couple of billion, will you?

De Ris

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)

hahaha

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:05, archived)

"£3? I'll give you a tenner to suck me off"

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)

Hang on thar a cotton pickin minute

Isn't that Ant McPartlin?!

(iamjthearmeroar, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)

ahhhahhah

this is an improvement

because the original photo was pure ming

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:33, archived)

I've not done an image challenge for aaaaaaages.

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Maladicta, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:01, archived)

it's always the juice.

woo!

possibly could use a link to a bigger version for legibility?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:34, archived)

So; how was your day?

I know, a bit Emo. I'm happy really.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:56, archived)

I'm imagining she's putting on a superhero mask

OFFICE GIRL AWAY!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:59, archived)

Odd, I had that seat before you

But I left it happy!

\o/

oh, I might have farted, the pizza last night was nice.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:59, archived)

you look stressed

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:02, archived)

Stressed doesn't even come close...

I'm in hell

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)

:( sad times

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:05, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)

Do you get to put a pineapple in Hitler's ass?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)

It is a question

of finding the time. I'm happy to do it.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:15, archived)

put the razor blade down

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)

I;m not thet

fecking Emo!

edit: It appears I cannot type.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)

you fecking are, you can't type because you have a razor blade in your hand, DROP IT!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)

Nope sorry

I just want my bed

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)

me too...

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)

It is a school* night

*I'm 41 and omly work part time. Still tired though.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:24, archived)

say hello to MJ from all of us

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Kaiser, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)

you must be in the next room over

life doesn't get much more distressing than it is for me at the moment too.

you're not alone. and time heals.

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)

I know better than to ask B3ta

for help. But yeah, it is tough at the mo. On the upside, It seems I own an Art Gallery. Quite a size too. Dad was a strange one!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:35, archived)

can i run through it in my socks and do skids?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)

and that's what happens when you ask b3ta ...

... instant smiles

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:39, archived)

You can

but we don't get many visitors. It will need to be recorded

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:40, archived)

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elbow, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)

that'll show those fucking british!

oh shit!

that's me too!

but let's face it, not even the nazi's can make the trains run on time here :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)

VERSUS BATTLE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)

shit, you saying that has caused action filled anime music to suddenly start playing in my head!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)

Sorry - not a distorted starlet

and i didn't actually "draw" it...

and it is totally seamless

and crap

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tubaman, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)

Needs more cress moustache.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)

could be!

I'll get some and do that

someday...

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tubaman, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:43, archived)

Turn that Frown

Upside-Down!

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tubaman, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)

:D Yes!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)

JA!

JA!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)

better?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)

oouaaaarrnnlbbbbbblllllmmmmmmmnnnnnn

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)

Bigger is better.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)

this is 4/3 face and hands, is there an optimum ratio?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)

1:1.414

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)

4:7

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)

ratio?

3:14

(iamjthearmeroar, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)

8:32

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)

These things creep me out slightly,

but only if their heads are not vibrating. That cancels the creepiness out.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)

dreamy!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)

ahhhahhhah

OOH LA LA

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)

Pets and their owners and all that

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)

Hi.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)

OH HAIL NAZICAT

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)

I see what you did.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)

I admit nothing.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)

HALT, IN ZE NAME OF LOVE!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)

LOLCAT

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)

www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)

not sure I'm doing this right

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)

HNNNNGGG!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)

PWHOOAR!

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McBadger COW, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)

oh I'd do that right, alright

i think

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)

Bridget Powers

www.b3ta.com/board/9177253

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)

10/10

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Kaiser, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)

strangely, i remain unaroused

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

Ffffrrfrff?

B|bb|zzZzzzzBZzzzBz||zzzzzzBzzzzzz||zzzZzLOLoLOLolzzzBZzzz loOLOl BBZzz|zz

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

that should do it for deodar ant

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

WELL IT DOES IT FOR ME ANYWAY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)

sorry, i was late with the reply

too busy wanking

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)

I'm sort of aroused.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)

I was up late, so I turned my mate Kate

into an 80's US soap star.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)

She looks like a very tired horse.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)

she's had a lot of work done.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)

repost for compo

unrelated

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WormuIus, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:52, archived)

Argh.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)

haha. silly hitler.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)

Its Hitler Jim, but not as we know it

(Fon Repeat until funny, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)

a much better slogan :)

NHS "Pleasure" leaflet news

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

GET IN!

i'm fucking IMMORTAL

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

Hahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

hahaha

class.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)

Good old NHS sheffield

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

the human race will come and go

but b3ta will come and live forever

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

i was thinking about that the other day

i'd be fucking lost if b3ta ever died

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

i don't think i'd bother with my computer anymore

maybe play solitaire, send the odd email, spend the rest of the time sobbing quietly

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)

i probably would give up on recreational computing

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)

i'd probably end up playing mariokart

and gta vice city all day

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)

i think i might end up actually able to play the ukulele, rather than just annoying the piss out of mictogirl with it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)

i was like that with the violin

got bored and gave up when i realised i'm not very musical.
oh well, food tiem.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)

I wonder what would happen if they tried a similar thing in America?

Lots of mad christians with placards saying "God hates wankers" is my bet

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)

ha ha

Check out the relief of the students at the bottom of the article!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)

Hwang Mi Hee

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

This isn't going to go down well.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)

my pasted linky stuff died

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

Blimey, that's kinda creepy in its own way. Did it come from an original source?

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)

you mean like this?

www.imagebam.com/image/0beaef41176941

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

This is like that bit where Gandalf says "They're coming"

Edit: Oh, okay. She's a curious creature.

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zoldergoose, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

crikey!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

Aha! picture!

looks like one of those creepy dolls little kids play with

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)

after escaping from mordor, gollum embraced his feminine side with gusto

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

It looks like a post-op Gollum.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

Arf!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

I forgot to tip the hat, EXCELLENT shoppage me man.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

Thank you

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

mind the wee

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

FUCK!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

(Fon Repeat until funny, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

pfffft

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)

hahaha

who is it who normally does these (apologies for mind blankness) Is it Micto or mediocre?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

it's not an M, it's pedro hin

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

ahhh, change of account name!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

yeah, took me by surprise too

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)

you are him

ICMFP
top stuff!! clicks

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 1:55, archived)

I just made a triptych. I call it "Wank".

(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)

did you have a wank to celebrate its completion?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)

But I should, good idea.

(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)

a wank is always a good idea

unless you're sitting at the dinner table with your parents

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)

(sorry)

unless i'm sitting at the dinner table with your parents

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

my parents wouldn't notice

they're too busy being all loved-up with each other, it's sickening

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

watching people wank

only fuels their love ;)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

i don't wish to fuel their wrinkled love

it doesn't need any fuel.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)

Well it would be inpolite if they weren't wanking too.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

they keep that shit in the bedroom, thank fuck

unfortunately, they're not exactly quiet up there. i'm so glad i don't live there

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

nhs says to do so

...which reminds me....goes off for some very quick shopping

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)

I thought it was a statement about the viewing content if ITV these days.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)

it would certainly be appropriate

and concise

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)

Your nazi-radar must be on the blink as well

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

Actually with my new huge HD monitor it's very hard to tell

although as the image is oversize I believe by current b3ta standards I not only meant to congratulate them but meant to phalate them too.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)

'Did you mean: phthalate '

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)

i know a lot about art, but i don't know what i like

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)

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zoldergoose, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)

^that

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)

WANK IT HARD

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

it really tells a deep story

not dissimilar to one's mortal life on this planet. a beginning of so much hope and variety, moving to simplistic and enjoyable fun, but ending in a severe monochromatic tragedy.

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

cerebral urination!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

Exactly!

That's just what I was going for.
Now I'm going for a wank.

(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

This bold and provocative work raises questions of identity and profanity.

It reifies the synergystic while trouncing the semiotic. The uncompromisingly repeated use of the single profanity, "wank," juxtaposed with the deceptively welcome humanity of the facial features, raises questions about where we're going, but more importantly, where we've been.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)

Big wank, I'll give you that

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

you'll give him a big wank?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

Hurrah!

(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

if it takes half as long as it did for that thing to load

he'll be a happy man

/internets get throttled between 8pm and midnight

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

but is it art?

it looks like art

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spacefish bong!, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

That's entirely for the viewer to decide.

But yes it is art and if you say it isn't I'll rape you.

(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)

the usual sort of thing...

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

Lovely as ever sir!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

this is most unusual

SHE HAS HER SHIRT ON

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

nipples are SO last month :)

now for a mantrain macro...

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

PUMP ASS

: D

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

actually I was wrong the other day

it takes more than two dudes to make a train.

to be precise.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

precision is to be desired

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

CABOOSE?

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

SEX IS TIED TO YOU, LIKE

A SEXY SEX CABOOSE
(A SEXY SEX CABOOSE).

www.amazon.com/Song-Yet-Sung-Perry-Farrell/dp/B00005KB4W

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)

very nice!

but one of her socks is missing. did you take it to tie her up?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

yes

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

good lad ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

Probably up in her damp cave

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

pfff

windsock

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)

Why are they all the same?

(Captain Boffer, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

because i have no imagination

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

Lovely work

I like the t-shirt

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

who is this girl?

she has nice taste in legwear

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thiswasmyclone, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

no idea

i found her in google, can't even remember what i was looking for now

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

Google Search: Wank Fodder

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

you don't need google to find wank fodder

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)

turns out that brings up some interesting search results

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

it is your life obligation to find her

and give her to me ;)

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thiswasmyclone, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)

she's probably off

www.suicidegirls.com

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)

mictoboy's ha...

ahhh never mind

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)

We are stuck in the mother fucking 50s

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

i don't think that's ever going to get funny

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)

No, but the images going through my head right now make it funny to me

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

yes.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

Lovely!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

the usual lovely sort of thing

that is!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)

Yeah!

Proper job.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)

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