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#
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)
# :D
This is turning into a wonderful evening!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Lord, forgive me.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)
# uggggghhhhhhh
:-D
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:07, archived)
# anusol or preparation h?
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:08, archived)
# fuck, i had to use preperation H the other day after a long, some would say agitating day on set...
i am not looking forward to being an elderly man and having to rely on that on a timely basis...
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:10, archived)
# 'on set'?
you gay for pay?
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
You fiend, sir!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)
# (-_o)
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)
# haha, i deserved that one.
I'm a production assistant on a horror film being shot in baltimore.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)
# oh crikey
you have my utmost sympathy
surely it's the wrong season to be doing nightshoots?
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:16, archived)
# thankfully we shoot almost solely in the daytime
i'm up at 5:30 every day and get home by 8:30 at night. it's a lot of fun! and the AD even lets me go smoke when I want. for some reason, the first day i was there i had the worst trouble just walking from one end of the building to the other... sheesh.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)
# well, all the best with it
my only advice is:
decent footwear and spare dry socks
a hat
always keep your eye on your boss
never EVER run, but perfect a fast walk
learn your dept drink order by rote
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)
# i had to use it
whn i was working at an equipmeny house. combination of liftig heavy kit + a hangover, thankfully those days are behind me haha
edit 'didn't realise i was that drunk^' * goes for a glass of water*
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)
# if it was just red ring
i suggest having talcum powder on hand
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Haha
I turn my back for one day and the puns take over.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:14, archived)
# ;-)
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)
# ARGGGGHHHHH!!!!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Dear b3ta,
I have been watching the progress of this bandwagon with some interest, and wish to convey to you all that it has caused me much lollage over the past hour.
Thank you very much for your provision of internettle amusement.

Yours sincerely,

Sir Brigadier Fishcat Wooster-Fittleworth-Glossop-Smythe (Mrs.)
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)
# don't fucking encourage them!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Aww :(
at least this bandwagon requires properly constructed jokes, and not just photoshopping someone's face into increasingly bizarre situations!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)
# 'properly constructed jokes' I shall cherish this as a compliment!!
:D
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)
# hahaha
you're welcome!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Yes ^this
JPG provided me with a good morning laugh.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# *puts trousers back on*
Glad to be of service...

;-)
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)
# I came, I saw, I buried my head in my hands
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)
# I actually am sorry, lovely.
It remains one of my favourite crap jokes, and my resistance was low.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Mah, crap jokes make the world go around
:D
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:30, archived)
# A good pun is its own reword
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)
# *applauds loudly from the wings*
Edit: If that was a typo (which I don't think it was) it was the best one ever.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:28, archived)
# sorry
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Oh my god.....
*facepalms*
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)
# I second this sentiment
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:59, archived)
# I feel I have hoist myself
by the very same petard.
see above...
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:04, archived)
# huh?
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# prodigy69 you Dick!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# did they find a new mona lisa...you dick!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
#
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# oooh cheers you dick :)
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)
# oh.... for fucks sake!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# OH HAI THERE INTERNET, I DRAWDED A HORSE FOR YOU

I know, it's not very good

CAN YOU DRAW ME A HORSE PLEASE?
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# HORSE HORSE HORSE
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
# WHERE'S MY HORSE YOU RETARDS?
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)
# I have an old image
it contains a horse

do you wish to see that?
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# No,
new horses only please
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I am surprised there has not been a seamhorse reposting spree already.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# I did not even think of that
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# but my scanner is issues
and I can only painthorse :/

*sniff*
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)
# PAINTHORSE PAINTHORSE PAINTHORSE
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)
# PANTHOIRSE!


there you go, you have emotionally drained a horse from me!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Sinister horse is sinister
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)
# he ate all the sprouts
and he's saving up all the digestion for later
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:08, archived)
# what is that some kind of anteater
screw off, anteater
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# It was supposed to be a horse...but it went wrong :(
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# i think you should have looked at a horse before you tried to draw a horse, bro :(
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
# My shitty drawing doesnt work while on my bed :(
The lines got fucked up and shit
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:43, archived)
# that's your excuse, huh
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
# This conjures an interesting mental image...
;-)
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I dont have a desk here.... no-where to rest tablet
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Spare one here, if you want it.
getting thrown out at the end of the week.

/not going to move it to the new abode blog
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# na, im at home, will be moving out soon hopefully and there's no room
and I have no need apart from drawing shit horses....
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)
# That's all good, then.
All the same, the offer's there.

:-)
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
# here you go:
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Awww,he's a mongy chappy
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# well, if you're just going to take the piss...
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
# He's good! :D
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:44, archived)
# This is super.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I rode him at Banbury Cross
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)
# neigh
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:43, archived)
# my first ever post:
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:43, archived)
# This is correct
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Hai. Have a 5 minute horse.


I am also currently vectoring a lady and I cannot do her fingers.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:43, archived)
# This is a good horse
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:44, archived)
# i think this horse and the horse above it had the same reference pic
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:44, archived)
# That is entirely possible, I forgot what horses necks looked like, checked google images and still didn't draw the mane.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# thats one munting horse..hahaha
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I SAID DRAW A HORSE YOU SHITS
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:44, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:44, archived)
# haha he's made of beans :D
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
# parp!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Cool Bean(s)!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)
# He has cow horns
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)
# He looks so chuffed!
excellent.
:)
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Top horseage!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
# oh hai chickenheaded cow thing!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)
# deliberately shite drawings
The best and most original feature of b3ta
(, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 9:17, archived)
# couldn't find a decent high-res source pic :(
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Had to filename,cos I thought he was in a band!!
But can see him now.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# yeah, it's not as good as i was hoping it would be
it's tricky finding big pics of dead grange hill characters
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# It's nicely done
but I can't help thinking, 'And that boy grew up to become Gordon Brown.'
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# oh christ
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)
# This is well done, as always!
I have no idea who Danny Kendall is. So I searched and I came across a tribute of his to Joey Deacon vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2039158969
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# I think he created the mint cake.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Oh, lovely!
Class all round, sir.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Mr.Bronson you bastard!!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Oi Zammo..
Just say no!!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
# EVening chaps.
I took a picture of a bloke sitting on a bike, and have shopped it in an attempt to make it look like: a, he's moving. b, it's a nice day. c, the photo was taken in the 70s.



Any chance of any constructive feedback to make it lok less fake?
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# needs more sun leakage to make it look like it was in the seventies
:)
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# leakage eh.
cheers :)
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:53, archived)
# every photo I've seen from the seventies has just random coloured crap on it
:)

edit: dunno if this worked, paint.net filter action



Just piss about with filters and subtract things I guess


(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:55, archived)
#
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# I have some that have orangy firelike textures on some of them
including completely white areas

as far as i can remember all the b&w ones look perfect

(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
# ooh, funky.
That's much better than I'm managing
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# All our family photos from the 70s have that weird orangey colour
Must have been some chemical used in development?...
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Or the wrong type of film for the lighting conditions.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Well if you're in your seventies
then you need more wee leakage too.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# it looks like a & b
but not c

not sure how to achieve c (a guess would be to ramp the saturation a little, make it more orange and add a bit of noise and gaussian blur)
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:53, archived)
# cheers, c's not so important.
but I'll try them anyhow :)
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Needs more flared trousers and Bay City Roller Tartan
/but you've done 1 and 2 nicely ;) - good stuff
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Oh.
Back to the drawing board then.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Change the Reg No to a seventies one.


(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:55, archived)
# hmm.. god point.
Yanks wouldn't notice that though, would they?
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# they might notice the earphone
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# aww cock.
edit: good spot, cheers.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Both hands on the bars would help
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# and a tony alva style magazine cover

edit....hey i'm watching 'infected' it's no where near as good as 'the langoliers'
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# First issue just 99p!

£12.99 thereafter
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
# each issue comes with a free plastic part of a motorbike
collect all 385,509 parts!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
# put a cop car driving head on at him
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# the leg is too sharp
more blur needed. Differentiation between speed blur and pan blur needed.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Go on then.....
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Oh dear......not another one :(
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# and so that man became known as the evil pun doctor
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# OH MY GOD
OH

MY.

GOD.

(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# you're only hurting yourself with this rambunctious behaviour
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# ha
that did make me larf
please stop now
not
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:23, archived)
# rave on:)
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:25, archived)
# pure extacy
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:30, archived)
# i could do with a few right now.................:)))
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
# am it rave time

(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# XTRA LARGE:D
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# hahaha christ
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# is that Kunt's hair?
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# LOL
:):)
(, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)
#
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:48, archived)
# HAHAHA
.....continues.....:D......:S
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# bagawahwahwahwah...
...blah!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# nice pussy

(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# is the kitten vogueing?
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:09, archived)
# yoda's looking rough
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# With apologies to all concerned
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:47, archived)
# PPPFFFTTT
apologies accepted:)
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# I'm touched.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha!


(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Where's Dan?

(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# if someone asks you, if you're a God, you say YES
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Hahaha
Good, Good. :D
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:26, archived)
# :D
CLASSIC
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
# its stopped raining.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:29, archived)
# heh heh..........................i'm leaving my wipers on -just in case it starts again

(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
# ...strange bedfellows...
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Evenink
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Smashin!
I love his joke slippers.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:17, archived)
# excellent!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:20, archived)
# woot!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:25, archived)
# you are the King!...
...*crowns*!....*bows*...!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
# *click*
LOVE this!

twit-twoof
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Nice :)
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:50, archived)
# I have clicked this.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:30, archived)
# i like this
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Good
lord! And click.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
# HaHaHa.......*Sprays beer over monitor*
*Clicks*
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Oh Noes...lolz.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
# *Loads spangomatic*
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:19, archived)
# arfness
:)
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:25, archived)
# complicated anime-like people
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:46, archived)
# You accidentally posted your template
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:47, archived)
#
he's a ghost
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:47, archived)
# GROTESQUE JAPANESE MAMMOGRAM
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:49, archived)
# GJM (really, I like your stuff)
EDIT: Can I just TJ here please? I need to shorten a WMA file, in other words ditch the last part of the song.
Anyone know of a free app that can be operated with no skillz? Ta
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:50, archived)
# hmm does windows sound recorder let you do that?
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Dunno but I'll have a shufti, ta.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# microwave this is woo
yeah
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Worf, Data, Troi, Picard?
/beenwatchingtoomuchtnglately
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:01, archived)
# I especially like the middle two.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:01, archived)
# The right one is Thora Birch circa Ghost World
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:02, archived)
# She looks like Wonder Woman to me
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I thought so
gjm
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:11, archived)
# BELTS
ZIPPERS
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Lady Gaga?
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:12, archived)
# this is so cool...
...more of these!!!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:27, archived)
#
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:35, archived)
# :( how come you can do things like this and I can't do things like this :(
Ace stuff, click.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:36, archived)
# ^This^ & *clicks* also
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:38, archived)
# BITE A CHODE
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:42, archived)
# DO YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH MISTER?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHOTOS?
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:59, archived)
# IMMA FUCK YOU UP
IMMA BE ALL UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER FOR REAL.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Lovely

(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:44, archived)
# obligatory phwoar
woo's and clicks
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Lovely :]
*click*
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)
# gjm
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:11, archived)
# I LIKE THE BITS OF COLOUR
THEY'RE COLOUR
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
# that
is schplendid
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:16, archived)
# nice wig!...
...WOO!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Wuvley :)
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# RUSSELL..............(First attempt at an animal/human mash, please be gentle)
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Excellent start, Laughing out loud as they say on internets.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:43, archived)
#
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Yes.
She's got nice teeth.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)
# My God, she looks like Margot Kidder
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Margot Kidder!
Loved her.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Say, what's a nice orphan like you doing in a place like this?

Do you come here often?
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)
#
here
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Jesus!
That's really creepy.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:22, archived)
# GAK!
Kill it with fire!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 19:33, archived)
# spooky, I think i know who that is
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:30, archived)

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