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# Sara Watson's follow up work of art gets her a D


Previously
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 6:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Silly Sara
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 6:53, archived)
# Hahaha

What is that floating hat doing there?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 8:53, archived)
# heeheehee
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:06, archived)
# What was the D for?
Poor attendance?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:10, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:14, archived)
# haha she just phoned it in
Art is a wonderful subject.

I've created a void give me an A :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:43, archived)
# he's always ready
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 4:33, archived)
# Say "mouse"!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 4:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 4:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 4:54, archived)
# blur of 127 on blue yellow, spastic.

www.zettix.com/anim-gif/
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 5:28, archived)
# Guys! Guys!

www.zettix.com/3d-filter/
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 5:47, archived)
# hahah
forgot about that thing
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 6:01, archived)
# We're still friends,
Right?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 6:07, archived)
# O RLY?
(gtfomh, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 5:08, archived)
# YA

RLY
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 5:10, archived)
# Totally posting this here...
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 4:12, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 4:18, archived)
# That looks like wiggledance on the left.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 4:26, archived)
# Bingo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 4:28, archived)
# Sexy
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 4:22, archived)
# hahahhahahahha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 4:31, archived)
# crikey!
herro there
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 7:57, archived)
# Ready for kick off?
Here is my fantasy team:
(gtfomh, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 4:06, archived)
# *selects Hitler for camera man*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 4:09, archived)
# sponsored by monkey beer, actually
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 4:34, archived)
# brilliant!
you win entry to my league of normal* gentlefolks: 774756-162208

















*the term normal does not imply health giving properties
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:15, archived)
# wheres teh quo?
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:07, archived)
# I felt it was cheating playing with 12 men :p
I wanted to sign jamnog, but I spent so long signing the other players that in my tiredness I forgot :(
(gtfomh, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:24, archived)
# Tory ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
This needs more attention.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 6:52, archived)
# Hahaha.
There is an unfortunate result of this image that can be explained my saying, 'Gawrn! Have some tea. Gawrn, gawrn, gawrn, gawrn, gawrn.

'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Beautifully done

and would
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I got a wireless clicker for my camera... :D

Original
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 2:59, archived)
# it makes the wireless click?
that might interfere with the listening experience
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:01, archived)
# No, silly.
It means I can take photos without having to actually touch the camera! x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:35, archived)
# Derp.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:37, archived)
# you could have at least made those a link to my site you fat shit
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:58, archived)
# Do you really want that?
REALLY? Think about this.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 4:02, archived)
# I'll shut up shall I?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 4:42, archived)
# the power of SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:38, archived)
# the mouth is like them teeth sweets you i used buy as a kid
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:03, archived)
# Huh?
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:05, archived)
# MOUTH SWEETS!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMM
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:06, archived)
# MOUUUFF SWETSSSSS !!!!!! !! !
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:06, archived)
# MEEEHHHFFF SUHHHRRRRRRSSS"! !! !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:08, archived)
# MMMMMMMNNNNN HHHHTTTTTTTT!!!! !!! !
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:11, archived)
# GGGGGGGGGGGGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:11, archived)
# What are mouth sweets??
Don't all sweets go in your mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:07, archived)
# the are lips and teefs, we used just call them "teeth" they are jellys, but kinda hard jellys
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:09, archived)
# Oooooh, a bit like wax lips or whatever?
Hahahah, okay.
Is it bad my teeth look like mouth sweets? o.O
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:10, archived)
#
sweetieheaven.co.uk/images/MILK%20TEETH%202.jpg
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:11, archived)
# Ew, those don't look very yummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:12, archived)
# they are yummy yummy in my tummy
*edit i think your pic is nice by the way, good mouth and all*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:13, archived)
# They look...powdery.
And thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:15, archived)
# the powder is so they dont stick together, i know you know this but i want to let everyone know that i know why they place the powder on the teefs..........so there
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:17, archived)
# they aren't
they are like eating jellied shite.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:39, archived)
# discomeats, no.......just........no........
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:45, archived)
# crap grandma sweets
"hello little johnny, have some of these teeth"
"TEETH"
"TEETH"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:49, archived)
# TEEFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:53, archived)
# That's a paddlin!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:59, archived)
# good 4 teefs right there,nights
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 4:11, archived)
# nn
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 4:12, archived)
# Dude. Uncool.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:04, archived)
# What did I do?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:05, archived)
# TEEFS
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:20, archived)
# and where did your eyebrow go?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:21, archived)
# WHHHTTTT DDHHHRR EYYYYRRBOOWWHHH GGGGGGGGGggg
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:29, archived)
# BELM
(interference, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:25, archived)
# jimmy hill?
(JoePesky, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 3:49, archived)
#

CF(not much) B
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 1:52, archived)
# BEEDRILL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 1:54, archived)
# DIMDRILL
www.dimrill.com/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 2:04, archived)
# PIN MISSILE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 2:06, archived)
# THIS GOOD GUBBINS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 2:05, archived)
# he looks so happy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 2:21, archived)
# can it be.. erm... no really..
WHAT THE CAN FUCK?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 2:28, archived)
# bzzzzz, arreaaawwrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 2:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 2:31, archived)
# fucking BZZZZZZZZZZZ NEAAAAAAAAARRGGHHHHHH (or whatever noise a giraffe makes)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 2:42, archived)
# wooo
adn shit
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 2:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 1:49, archived)
# ^FWAPS
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 1:50, archived)
# haha, gordon doesn't look amused
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 1:50, archived)
# hmm
how do you neatly cut out someone with flowing hair in a picture?

for example removing the background from this
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 1:54, archived)
# uuh, with difficulty
i normally only attempt cutting out short hair and fur - I rub out most of the background and then sort of 'scrub' at the edges with the eraser tool set to one of the textured brushes in photoshop. You can also do a 'colour select' on the background colour and delete that. I'm no expert mind you, there are probably other ways to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 2:03, archived)
# erase the hair and put new hair in
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Order. ORDER!
He loves it.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 1:52, archived)
# ahoy ahoy the slug balencer
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:53, archived)
# That is quite scary
*doesn't feed after midnight*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# oh god the evil dead eyes. like black marbles from hell.
it wants to eat your soul.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)
# It won't eat it,
it'll just maim it and play with it until it dies.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 1:10, archived)
# and then sex it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
# isn't that the cat way?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 1:19, archived)
# i don't know if it's the can way
but it sure is the cat way
EDIT: damn your sneaky ninja skills!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 1:21, archived)
# beattiecat is fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:56, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w60Sxop5I38
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 1:29, archived)
# hahahaha
What a twat!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 1:33, archived)
# hahahaha!
fucking idiot!
and now i go sleeps.
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 1:39, archived)
# 'engineering student'.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 1:42, archived)
# if it were a medical student....
he'd have used a borrowed 4x4 full of jerry cans.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 1:44, archived)
# haha! fucking win
what a dumbass
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 1:57, archived)
# Probably
Missing Arctic Seal sighted

bindun
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:40, archived)
# *bushy
unt mysterious*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
# that's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# yes, butt...
WHATS BRIAN DENNEHY DOING? SAY WHAT YA SEE, WHTAS MR CHIPS DOIN?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:50, archived)
# mr potato boat
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# somalian pirates in disguise
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# name change

For file size, 50k has always been a good target for a still image, but anything up to 100KB is acceptable.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Yeah but also it doesn't matter.
But gud werk on te name!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)
# its what i read it as when i saw the pic first time.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 1:09, archived)
# jew boat!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 2:29, archived)
# Yeah! listen to the lady!! lol
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:20, archived)
# That's satire, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Meeb
i lost the chance to get on 'The Sun' Website so can't be fucked to enter it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:23, archived)
# When I saw my form one on there I felt simultaneously flattered and violated
It was a strange moment.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Well...
At Least they didn't make u get ur tits out!!!

(For The Lads!!!)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:28, archived)
# like getting arse raped
by someone who keeps calling you gorgeous?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:29, archived)
#
Can u claim any cash off 'em???
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:31, archived)
# no
you can't identify them from behind your back
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:32, archived)
#
But you can't clarify the osmosis of the internal pocket of a lonely kangaroo, living in your Manatoba Sealion Bath
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)
# no. no i can't.
but i wouldn't have thought kangaroo pockets would be affected by osmosis, cellular or otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Okay......
You Got me there...

There is no Osmosis involve with Kangaroo pockets, Membrane prevents this....but wouldn't it be cool if it did.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# yes it would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
# u
u
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:21, archived)
# u?
me?

love?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:27, archived)
# YOU NEVER REPLIED THE OTHER DAY, JERK.
cry emote
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:33, archived)
# *canned laughter*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:22, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Has anyone seen the Yes Minister sketch she wrote?
Man, that sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:23, archived)
# it was on some clip show or other
a few nights ago, it was utter shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I've just realised I can repost this piece of shit from a couple of years ago
back when I thought you could photoshop in paint.

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)
# give me back my milk, you flange-faced turtle scrotum!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:28, archived)
# It's funny because you are old and I am unaffected by Thatcher.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:35, archived)
# 34 is not old
i don't even remember when all this was fields!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
# I'm 34 also...
...and i loved that 'when all this was flids' front page gag...

AWESOME DUDES
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)
# yeah
but you're the old kind of 34
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Hmmmm...
How come i still get ID'ed for fags then?? Okay im only 5" 7' But....
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# well, you will wear that school uniform
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
[challenge entry] i think mine is wrong, ahaahahah
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:28, archived)
#

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:35, archived)
# If you blur your eyes or look at that quickly, she just looks like she's dressed up like a medieval prince
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)
# NO MILK FOR YOU.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
# O HAI B3TA I HAZNT BIN ON 4 AEGS


What did I miss?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:07, archived)
# They're giving away a laptop to the person who panders to some political group the most
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Christ.
I thought that was a lie. Who's the smart money on, then? Sheep or HappyToast? Or Wobbly Bloke?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
# At the moment I reckon it's a three way race between HappyToast, Architect and Bobodor
With Cockweasle and prodge as potential dark horses.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:14, archived)
# I would fucking love to see a Cockweasle post posted through letterboxes all over the country.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Letterboxes deserve it
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Not much
Just a dude posting moustaches and whatnot
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)
# This is surely mandatory behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)
# yes it's fucking political
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:16, archived)
# HE'S DEAD, JIM

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:19, archived)
# FRESH

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:20, archived)
# That looks like what I'd expect to see during a John Lennon acid trip
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:19, archived)
# TO BEL AIR!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:31, archived)
# The usual assortment.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Needs more gnops
and mandatory Freebase
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Freebase counts as headswap.
Or beast of seams if done really badly. LOL.

But a mutant/gnops character might be a useful addition to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# my tits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:12, archived)
# them's eyeballs, not my dancing nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:16, archived)
# vibrate those balls! yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)
# THE OOOOOOOOLD SWITCHEROO
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Let the festivities begin!


oh good, photobucket seems to have deleted my last seven images.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:52, archived)
# hahaha you nutter
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
WOOOOOOOOOOO

just checking if the old beast works:

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:56, archived)
# whoah
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:57, archived)
# hi cockalorum
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)
# You did it again! He said you would do it again, and you did! All those men dead because you wanted to get out? You coward!
No, dammnit. No, not cowardice, not that. Just so he can dance and prance, and make high cockalorum, while men die? Horribly? It is too much, I declare, too much! I shall say it! You sir, are a silk stocking full of shit!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Hey, fuck you man.
That was unnecessary.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:09, archived)
# sorry, have a quote from Sharpe's Waterloo as way of an apology.
www.b3ta.com/board/9641025
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Aaah I'm stuck
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:15, archived)
# you're stuck?
my dvd player has the aforementioned Sharpe episode stuck in it, and my tv ariel has blown off the roof. i beinging to become embedded in the napoleonic wars. argh

hand me my pipeclay.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)
# wyh!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:06, archived)
# hi cockalorum
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)
# but he's not german!
that bastard, he stole that moustache off a german!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Ah, but that's only in the finest tradition
seeing as he stole his last one from a German too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:57, archived)
# jealousy is an ugly thing
if he can't grow his own, can't he just buy one from a joke shop? nobody would dare laugh at him.
at least, not in his country.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:01, archived)
# joke shops are hard to come by in a dictatorship

lol politics
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
# but they'd make a fortune!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:14, archived)
# This may be true, but you need seventeen fortunes just to buy a loaf of bread in Zimbabwe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:20, archived)
# and here's me with only sixteen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Your argument is invalid my beard is hhooaaaaaauuuuhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:57, archived)
# MOOCARBEE MIT WAND

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:58, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:09, archived)
# he delivers cock speedily?
what was his number again?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
# numero uno

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
# FASTER!
I NEEEEED COOOOOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Roll out the wheel barrel . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)
# pfft, QuickTime
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)
# That will surely make Thicky's popularity soar.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:00, archived)
# BEARDFEST '09
Sponsored by The Beard Company
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Those are, like, stone buttons

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Any decent films out soon ?
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Why am I thinking of selling the aliens
At an auction house?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:49, archived)
# My stepmother is holding his crotch on our hatch III

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:55, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)
# NEED INPUT

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Bleep
Bloop
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)
# I'VE GOT YOUR JOHNNY 5, RIGHT HERE!
this is most woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Nice!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)
# This needs some added
www.galaxyfaraway.com/Sounds/probedroid.mp3

Edit: Has half the board been deleted, or are there only about five live threads?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:48, archived)
# i'm counting 10
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:56, archived)
# take off your shoes
I counted 13 :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:58, archived)
# there is a court injuction
banning me from taking my shoes off if i'm less than 500 yards away from another living being.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Predatoes?
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:04, archived)
# they are some fearsome feet
my nephew is terrified of them. it's fun to wait till he's asleep, then put my toe up his nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Ah
which means I have half of them on ignore for one reason or another

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)
# i must have 3 on ignore myself
including that twat who posted the pic of the woman eating a turd last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:03, archived)
# I have no idea how to check
other than un-ignoring any amount of their hideousness, which experience has generally revealed it's never worth doing, given the people placed on ignore are generally the wankers you placed them on there in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:09, archived)
# i usually give them a few chances
if they blow them all, they go on ignore and stay there. if they've pissed me off a few times, i know there's no point giving them the benefit of the doubt anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)
# PACINO GUN

png with 287kb of juice
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# your mind is a scary place
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)
# HERRING FOR SALE!
THR33 BUX A PUNNET!!

YA CUNTS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)
# I only want it if it's raw

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)
# .........
IT RAW!

YOU BUY!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)
# you don't get herring in punnets
you're thinking of anchovies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)
# ....
YEAH, IT FEESH

YOU FUCKIN' BUY ET!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)
# NO! SUSHI! ONLY SUSHI!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:47, archived)
# ................YEAH..IT HOOSHIE
YOU FUCKING EAT ET!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:49, archived)
# BUT I JUST ATE TUNA!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:52, archived)
# TOONA BABOONA
Finest Feesh in Monkey-Town, or my name aint


TOOna BaBOOna
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:57, archived)
# if it is
you need to have a serious talk with your parents about their sense of humour
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:00, archived)
# My parents are Dustin Hoffman
and

CaReam Abdul Jamaica

(he does the 'Soul Glow' commericals)


(((in Wyoming)))
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:05, archived)
# lies!
your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:09, archived)
# I nurse my juice now

At least, that's what I thought it said.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)
# NURSE, WE NEED MORE HJUIZ!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)
# INFERNAPE IS NOT A FEEEEEEESH!

Second hand feeesh. This is already a pea as I used yesterday on a shitpost.
Spread some fresh butter on it and pretend.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)
# GOD DAMN BUMS, STINKING UP THE JOINT!
WE NEEDS A NUDDA NAM, DAGNABBIT!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:47, archived)
# YOU FUCKING RULE
YOU MAD CUNT - FUCKING WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:51, archived)
# I HATE SALAMANDAZ
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:56, archived)
# When I first saw this . . . I pulled the throttle back . . .
when I looked again . . . I let it GO . . . now I feel the BURST !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:57, archived)
# That would be the juce..
NURSE!

...NURSE!!

...NURSE?!!!!

Oh wait, she's in Wyoming.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Wynot . . . Utah what I did !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Hu is the Chinese president.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:04, archived)
# "Ah, it's the former Secretary General of the United Nations, what would you like for breakfast, Kofi Annan?"
"Yes please"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:07, archived)
# when will now, be then?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
# HINDUFEEESH
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)
# It's the way you tell 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:58, archived)
[challenge entry]

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
# you really don't like politicians, do you?
well done.
fuck, this place is dead tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)
# it's all a bit "look at my post..fuck the rest of you" tonight
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)
# i think everyone's gone the pub
i'm stuck in looking hideous
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)
# TJ: It pisses me off when people complain that no one voted for Brown, afterall, nobody voted for Blair either.
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:38, archived)
# I did three times
Each time seemed better than the Tory alternative, AMAZINGLY
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)
# >_<
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:29, archived)
# i'm ashamed to say
i knew the punchline before i saw the second frame
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Scary.
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)
# i've seen so many of these
it just became obvious to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
# jesus fucking christ
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:56, archived)
# stupid penguins
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)
# poo.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Explain your sig to me, Titstutter
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)
# My
Dad
is
Car
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Are you picking randomly from columns titled [Person], [verb] and [noun]?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)
# I wish.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Oh, they're songs.
Okay.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)
# I swear this was covered on HIGNFY back in the Deayton years
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)
# I have no idea what that means
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)
# There's no clip of it on YouTube
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hignfy
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)
# AHhhhh that clears it up
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:48, archived)
# High Iguanas Go Nuts For Yogurt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:27, archived)
# This is true
I once opened a Muller fruit corner at the reptile enclosure at Bristol zoo back when they shared a pen with some hemp.

Almost took half my face off.
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)
# ok now my head hurts
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Yes it was
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] evenin'
dunbinned?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:17, archived)
# but it wasn't rigged
he won fair and square.



.....can i have my parents back now?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)
# wtf did you do to his moustache?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)
# nothing
source pic:
ugandabeat.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/mugabe2.jpg
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:28, archived)
# FISTING AFRICA FOR EGO!
Way to go Rob, you show us how to run an economy
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:47, archived)

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