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[challenge entry]
First timer, uns(p)oiled so far, be kind.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Oh good start!
Wilkommen auf B3ta, pullen sie ein kitteh.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:29, archived)
# ^this :)
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Hello I like this also hello.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:38, archived)
# haha good stuff :)
/click
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:38, archived)
# well done
also, that is an ace username.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Nice parental advice there!
Hello, welcome, kitten, stool, etc. :)
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Hello, Muffslap.
Nice work.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Thankies.
For the welcome and for not ripping a quick and obvious idea to bits. Next time I'll try harder (Empty promises are great things ^^)
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 21:11, archived)
[challenge entry] She's supercalifragilistic x-menalidocious!
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Arf!
Entertainingly wrong. I likes.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:03, archived)
# AROUSING!
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:04, archived)
# A RISING
Spider-mary-poppins, rising up a wall.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Sorry was that a joke?
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Sorry were you a NICE PERSON :(
It's nice when people are nice.
Are people still doing that?
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:23, archived)
# I'm very nice. I said the otherday that I was going to be nice and so far I've not been mean once.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Dude, you're like, nicer than nice people.
It's like you've got palpable niceness for eyes.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:26, archived)
# You catch more flys with sugar.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:27, archived)
# I tend to find cow-shit works pretty well.
But that's literal.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:29, archived)
# i tried that, but the flies just ate the sugar and flew away
i think they laughed at me, too :-(
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Perhaps they were bad eggs.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:38, archived)
# silly boy
spiderman can't join the x-men as his powers don't come from a mutant defect at birth.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:05, archived)
# But it's still part of his genes; so technically, if you cloned him, he would be a mutant at birth.
COMIC BOOK/REAL LIFE ETHICS DEBATE: OPEN.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:19, archived)
# But he has been cloned. Several times.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Also, a clone isn't born. It's created in a lab.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:24, archived)
# But they'd still be a natural mutant.
Well, I say "natural"
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:26, archived)
# it was in an episode of spiderman and his amazing friends
so it must be true.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 19:11, archived)
# hahahaha!
Marvellous.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:07, archived)
# hahaha........ mix n'match
nice touch with the brolly:)
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:11, archived)
# *ahhaah*
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:46, archived)
# :D
:))
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 20:56, archived)
# I love it very much.
You are jolly clever.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 20:58, archived)
# toot toot! we're off to bally exterminate Fritz!
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:48, archived)
# You believe that????
Nice pic though.
But....You believe that???
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:50, archived)
# It's allegedly a Mark Gatiss written episode
lots of evidence of filming has been spotted. So fingers crossed, sounds like an awesome return to old British sci-fi
Seems accurate blogtorwho.blogspot.com/2009/08/new-series-churchill-daleks.html
io9.com/5347978/doctor-who-set-pics-reveal-a-historical-figure-and-an-old-enemy
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:53, archived)
# But not Tennant.
How many episodes does he have left? Would be a great swansong.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:55, archived)
# hahahaha
what?

WHAT?

WAS?
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:36, archived)
# oooooh, but...
"According to The Daily Star"

...hmmmmm
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Arf
Also, SPOILER ALERT: bit.ly/d86DY
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:51, archived)
# pffft
arse! got me
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:53, archived)
# That's nearly as bad as ILH!!!


(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:53, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:55, archived)
# ILH?
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Best of all the board links?

Come on man!!!
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Oh, sorry, I've been driving, Im tired and confused
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Hee hee!
That's great :)
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:58, archived)
# and so i was like
you can't make me do that, i've got a note and everything, i bent my plunger on the last sorte and doc said i need a week off or something.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:08, archived)
# that's the truth blood
he's bang out of order and that
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:11, archived)
# totally
i was like, and he was like, so i was like and then he was like. you kn ow what i mean?
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Ack-ack, Charlie! Fancy a pint of sludge?
In other news: busy on Monday?
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 20:55, archived)
# I know there is a lot wrong in this pic,


but i like to think i got some bits right too...
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Goddamn, it's all good bits :D
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 16:44, archived)
# aw! Thank you.
Just try not to look at some of the angles!
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Dave?
Just kidding. It looks really good.

After seeing those posts almost a week ago, I hunted down some source pics and came up with this monster -
- b3ta.com/board/9668290
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 16:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
'That reminds me of a time I was at a stoplight next to a US military HMMV
I said, "I'll race you to the top of the hill"

Marine replied, "First one to run over someone on a bike wins"'
Brilliant :)
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 16:50, archived)
# fun times :P
...bastards left before the police arrived too :/
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 16:58, archived)
# what ever happened to dave?
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:10, archived)
# I never knew him
but am often accused of being his off-spring on here. I just like cars because I used to design bits of them.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:17, archived)
# he got a life of sorts
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Oh wow!
That's really some great work there, SG :)
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Thank you
I'm still very much learning, but I enjoy it so it's all good :)
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:00, archived)
# al lot wrong?
like what?

It's way way better than anything I could do so "click"
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Where do you want me to start?
But thank you; I think it is fairly pleasing to the eye if you don't look too closely!
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Well I am in a different room from the computer (I have long arms) and facing the other way so it looks brill!!
joking - it looks brill close up
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Dave?
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:17, archived)
# No;
but looks like i killed the board :(
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Don't worry, it's the weekend and there is soccer on the tellybox
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:38, archived)
# SCORE PREDICTION, EPIPHANY
I reckon two nil to THE ENGLAND.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:39, archived)
# I've driven back from Birmingham today
I rekon 90 all the way down the M20.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:49, archived)
# That's good.
How are your future housemates?
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Normal.
Nice.

House sorted.

However I don't get money til end of october :/
Either have to open another student account (if I can) or "borrow" money off parents.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Sell one of your kidneys on ebay
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:54, archived)
# But I like my kidneys
and I want to drink lots.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Baby you can paint my car . . . beep beep . . . beep beep . . . yeah !
♫ ♪ ♪ ♫
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:13, archived)
# This is Zebra3
calling base.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:31, archived)
[challenge entry] He just wanted to be friends :(

Hio b3tans.. long time no squeak :)
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 16:06, archived)
# pfft....bad doggy!!!
good while it lasted:D
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 16:12, archived)
# hahaha.
clever use of... er... jpeg artifacts, there...
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 16:14, archived)
# blimey!
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 16:15, archived)
# hehe
also i may aswel dump this here
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Fantastic!
*click*
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] der der der der derderder da da da
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 16:04, archived)
# He gets everywhere
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 16:05, archived)
# haha
www.b3ta.com/board/9675251

i hear gronkpan's voice at the end of this thread in tone of a six year old who is clarifying something about their imaginary friend to a group of adults
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 16:20, archived)
# hahahahahhahhahahah. very matter of fact.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:43, archived)
# boo, Paul_P ruined it.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I'm fairly sure he doesn't understand how the board works yet.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I've been here nearly 6 years and I'm still trying to figure this nonsense out.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:18, archived)
# He reminds me of me when I was more of an idiot.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:56, archived)
# does anyone
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 19:18, archived)
# he looks quite at home underwater
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 16:06, archived)
# New character.
A new guy, I may Involve him in a short comic. I like him.

itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/



Click for bigger (472 kb)

(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:59, archived)
# This needs more attention
Because it's great!
Post-apocalyptic-IRA-punks-with-guns!
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 16:20, archived)
# nice sawn-off branch
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 16:27, archived)
# I like your drawings a lot.
Don't you think you should make your tag a bit larger, though?
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 16:47, archived)
# ^this
except i like the size of the tag.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:08, archived)
# .
Na, I dont want to impose too much on the picture.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Really nice style
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:49, archived)
# da vinci's "john the boogerist"
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Go on, get that crusty one lodged up there!
You know who else was a Baptist?

(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:58, archived)
# the question...
... "who is the douche in this picture?" getting even harder
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:37, archived)
# no mistakin'..:)

(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 16:05, archived)
#
i would actually vote for slash anytime, but the debate is endless...
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Have some PORN of sorts.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# OMG! NSFW!
MODS!!! Bring out the banhammer!

*Chuckles/clicks
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I shall go and sit on a step somewhere and think about what I've done.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:36, archived)
# HAHAHA
*comforts*.....*would also have done*:D
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I'm reporting you to a moderator.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Please don't, I'll let you pick which panda you are.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Cat.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:38, archived)
# i'll let you touch my polar coordinates if you know what i mean
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I hear you're bear-curious now
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:59, archived)
# *visits link*
*clicks on 'flag as inappropriate'*

Like a good Catholic boy -- it turns me on, therefore it must be offensive :P
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] batman reads his own captions... bindun, could not resist with this pic...
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Pffft :)
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:32, archived)
# DC/Marvel
It's all the same.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:21, archived)
# right.
my bad.
should i delete from the competition?
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:21, archived)
# btw
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Newsletter Boozy Drawings test (apols for the long post)
5.00pm Completely sober, control picture. Drawn on A6 pad in 10 minutes. Drinking starts in an hour or so.


6.45pm very large glass of red wine on an empty stomach to get things moving. Immediately sense that positioning/scaling of the image is harder, but could just be my imagination/difference between drawing from scratch and trying to copy something.
Click for bugger

7.05pm Quick second large glass before food, scaling not an issue, brain possibly adapted to the shift in perspective. not noticing further changes
Click for bigger

7.45pm Food eaten (Lasagne and Garlic Bread in case you were wondering) with a couple more glasses
Click for bigger

8.30pm Another double/large one. god this isn't doing anything
Click for bigger

9.05pm 2 bottles of red wine down, only real change is I forgot to put the reflection on the rocket window!
Click for bigger

10pm Changing to beer in a bid to upset things, one large bottle of Perroni down, missed the window reflection again but still not much change
(Click for bigger)

11.10pm last one, second large bottle of Peroni down, slightly scratchy lines but otherwise much the same, giving up and watching the rest of Spinal Tap
Click for bigger

The morning after - 8.40am, headache, cup of tea. less rough than final one of the night before, but painful to draw.
Click for bigger

Overall conclusion, booze doesn't have much effect, boredom kicks in long before comedy wobbly lines which has just as much an effect on quality as an extra glass or pint.
If you want crazy apeshit drawings then I think mind altering substances are the only way forward.

In case you wondered if I'd just shopped some changes and hadn't actually drawn that many, here they all are:


and for those who also thought, I should have actually done it as an animation....
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I'm fairly sure it isn't science without a graph.
:D
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:21, archived)
# I think repeatedly drawing a graph would have got more varied results
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I also think you should've drunk quicker. That always gets the stumblies going.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:29, archived)
# I did half a bottle of wine on an empty stomach
in 25 minutes, that's pretty good going for someone my age
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Next time I demand you yum WERTHERS ORIGINALS and have a REST.
:D
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:39, archived)
# hahaha, only if you're the little boy that sits on my knee
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Will I have to be nude?
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:43, archived)
# no, just wearing some kind of festive pullover I imagine
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Oh fuck yeah.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:46, archived)
# even when drunk
you can still draw acerer than me.

Strange though, innit - no matter how drunk i get, i always have an instinct to do routine things such as lock the front door, take my contact lenses out etc...
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:23, archived)
# This is when you end up in A&E with a yale key embedded in your eyeball
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:25, archived)
# I like how he gets lovehandles half way through the night.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Also, one thing that would be interesting would be copying the last picture you drew
Then you see the progressive drunkenness and the drawing may deteriorate more (just for effect though, it's a lot less sciency)
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Were you there when we did that with that stupid face I used to draw at school?
That got CRAZY.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:34, archived)
# That is quite impressive.
You have steady drunkhands.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Nice experiment

But you can tell us. You just wanted an excuse to booze it up, innit
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:39, archived)
# I don't need no stinking excuses
*slurp*
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:42, archived)
# WHEE!
Thats awesome. I was going to try that myself, but unfortunately our Mario Kart Wii drinking game sort of got in the way >.<

Even after superboozing you have some phat art skillz.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:40, archived)
# ahhhh, that's more to it....
I was thinking while drawing how weirdly therapeutic and de-drunking the repetetive drawing was. Because its a fairly slow procedural thing its easy for the brain to focus on.

Game playing skills on the other hand are easily diminished by booze as it knackers your reaction time.

(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Haha
I'm sure if i had any form of artistic skills i would agree...

Correct, it was made especially hard as we had the AI on hard and our tipples of choice were malibu, vodka and rum (in poncy-ness order from girly to many) it actually made us concentrate a lot on winning.

Fucking blue shells.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:47, archived)
# i had two large wines
before starting the dragon down there \/
booze doesn't make to much of a difference, one or two can even help a bit, at least in getting over the initial blank page problem.
no idea what effect other subtances would have, but i've played scrabble stoned and still done rather well.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:45, archived)
# It makes me happy to imagine that Roobarb and Custard
was produced by animators cycling shots of absinthe and espresso.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:51, archived)
#
Spookily, I doodle a rocket ship almost identical to this all the time :X
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 18:29, archived)
# pete :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:16, archived)
# YIKES!!!
:)
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 16:07, archived)
# my attempt at jim phillip's 'screaming hand' for the art history in my AS art

good enough to put in to my coursework?
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Definitely. Fill up the page with some more doodles. Pretend you did a few sketches first. Extra marks!
Note: I bunked all my art lessons because fuck the system.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:17, archived)
# I'm only doing it
2 hours a week so i get my 20 quid a week EMA (Y)
(im in my 3rd year of a levels becasue i fucked maths up big time)
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:19, archived)
# You kids and your EMA. I didn't get it for some reason. Perhaps I was too freaking awesome or some toss.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:22, archived)
# this is the first year out of the three ive been eligible for it ive bothered applying for it (stupidly)
they don't backpay though the cunts
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:26, archived)
# .
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:06, archived)
# that is somewhat hard to look at :)
have a woo
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:07, archived)
# repost??!!??!!
in a new thread!!!??!!???!!
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:44, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 14:55, archived)
# pffffft
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Time for one of Neil Buchanan's famous big pictures
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 14:08, archived)
# there needs to be an equals-sign between Neil and the cock
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Silly prat
He forgot the pubes.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 14:21, archived)
# there are pubes
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Sorry...my bad
they looked like veins on the ol' nutsack
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] PinoSpider
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:54, archived)
# wouldn't replacing him for jimney crickt have been more apt?
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 14:08, archived)
# The Hollow Earth is a bass menace


sorry, bit soon after the other one, but it is a slow day today.

edit: a ris of sorts radiohead.com/deadairspace/index.php?a=501

edited edit: now available in wallpaper, cause i was bored.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:28, archived)
# I like this very much.
your style is lovely.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:31, archived)
# ta :)
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:40, archived)
#
This is great

Floating orbs of water in space own
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:43, archived)
# thank you mr wave
hopefully the ris hasn't put you off it too much
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:53, archived)
#
Radiohead fucking sucks though
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:44, archived)
# holy great drawing batman
sweet idea, well-realized
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Hey cool.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 14:18, archived)
# i like this because it is ACE!
WOO!
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:43, archived)
# :D
danku
(, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 15:52, archived)

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