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No product placement here

Just a picture I climbed 1,000 feet and walked 2 miles to get to.

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:39, archived)

nice :)

(The Prince formerly known as Artist is feeling upsidedownsey, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:41, archived)

nice,

also saves me the walk

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:41, archived)

Haven't seen you for a while!

You alright Mark :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)

it was worth the hike

have you tinkered with it?
either way, have a click

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:42, archived)

No tinkering

beyond slight colour correction

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:47, archived)

cool

the surface/reflection is well surreal

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:49, archived)

Bloody Hell!

Lovely.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:42, archived)

cor

that's a fantastic picture right there

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:43, archived)

Nicely, and worth the effort mate :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:00, archived)

proper entry:

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:31, archived)

Jesus really let himself go.

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:37, archived)

Top Beer

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:19, archived)

yay!!

how goes it sir?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:20, archived)

Not too bad

Just far too busy to spend any time on here very often :(

I trust you are well?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:22, archived)

indeed i am

i too have been drawn away from the bosom of b3ta mostly by dodgy russian interiors i must confess, i've been lured by the dark realm of internat cam/chat rooms, only to spectate i must add, it's madness.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:25, archived)

should we rename you leslie grantham?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:28, archived)

hahahahaha!

was he russian?

smotri.com/broadcast/view/?id=2744800

interior ok, woman appears pissed and a little mad, may well be nsfw if you click it's like a game of roulette

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:31, archived)

ok...

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:32, archived)

i know you can't resist

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:34, archived)

her name translates as

'40-grit sandpaper'

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:37, archived)

in comparison she's a looker

it's compelling i tells ya

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)

Sounds...erm...

Well as long as you enjoy it.

The missus and baby are away for a couple of days and I got back from home on time so I had time to do a pic for once!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:29, archived)

it's compulsive

i even downloaded a firefox add on for the translations which as they're literal make no sense at all.the wall paper and soft furnishings make it worthwhile

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:33, archived)

Pffft!

I love the internet.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:42, archived)

so do i

but now i'm on another F.B.I list.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:44, archived)

Get on enough of them and you'll crash their computers

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:48, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:21, archived)

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:24, archived)

haha

where's his straw?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:35, archived)

Hahaha

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:40, archived)

For fuck's sake... AMY!!!

Coming Tony...

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:09, archived)

Hahahaha!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:14, archived)

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:15, archived)

haha...must be 'shopped

Amy's hooverin':)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:27, archived)

badabing

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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:07, archived)

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:09, archived)

Yup

*clicks*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:12, archived)

very good!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:59, archived)

*Clicks*

Excellent!

(Mr Yellow dosen't eat snow., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 8:44, archived)

...IN THE WORRRLD

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zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:02, archived)

You should email that to Top Gear.

Brilliant!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:03, archived)

Top Gear is kind of

a guilty pleasure...

_{also woo}

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:04, archived)

hahaha

woo etc.

also nwot:

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:07, archived)

oooooooooooh

I'll get those smurfs!

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:10, archived)

better hurry

before the fat cunt eats it

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:12, archived)

Ahh, Gillian McKeith. or to use her full professional title, Gillian McKeith.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:13, archived)

Kapow!

Ben Goldacre's 'Bad Science' takes her to pieces - a great read.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:15, archived)

Oh, so that's where it's from

Just read it quoted elsewhere.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:17, archived)

i'm sure i heard dara o'briaeiain say it on mock the week

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:40, archived)

hahaha

i can't see a time when i won't laugh at that

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:16, archived)

^this

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:17, archived)

............................................................................................................................./

*reads compo rules*(They do alot of product placement in the movies too!)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:50, archived)

I'm with you bruv

have a click

(Peter_G, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:51, archived)

commercialism is just silly...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:58, archived)

I hope that's not diet coke

it would be irresponsible placement as there are too many chemicals and additives.....!:D

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:56, archived)

All soft drinks should be banned forever...

...they're just no good at all.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:01, archived)

I think that the compo guidlines

are kind of loose...

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:57, archived)

(like always)...but...

...it did say "TV Shows"...........(?)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:00, archived)

hasn't stopped people from doing movies...

I don't think anyone has minded yet...

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:03, archived)

JUMPING CHINESE MAN TIME!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:09, archived)

It also says product placement and most of them so far have been sponsorship

Never mind, let's go with the flow.

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zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:16, archived)

o.k...... (compos it)...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:22, archived)

like shooting fish

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:45, archived)

Oooooooooooohhhhhh

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:47, archived)

haha

reminds me ..."ooh what if he was a lady"

(Peter_G, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:48, archived)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:48, archived)

arf!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:49, archived)

duh, i've only just seen what you did up there

:)

also, can i pea this here:

?
ta

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:53, archived)

is that a super high speed wink?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:00, archived)

150 milliseconds

maybe a tad quick, i don't know
(~~know~~ care)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:11, archived)

compo it!!!

likes

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:49, archived)

nah!

it can die a death tonight never to be seen again

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:51, archived)

but it's good and this is my compo and I'll cry if I want to

...

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:01, archived)

Lordy!

That's harsh....

*chuckles*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:02, archived)

Bring on the wall!

So not exactly a product, but meh...

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:38, archived)

Haha

Well they need the PR I guess

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zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:38, archived)

Haha!

That is an awesome flag.

(Warrior_Librarian Level 37, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:53, archived)

Anyone wanna enter this matrix?

(DeniedGuilt_AcceptedCake is fighting the urge to punch turtles, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:30, archived)

clicked for "show how far the rabbit hole goes"

(Peter_G, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:31, archived)

blimey!

this image is bigger than somebodys god!

i also clicked the see how far button!

:D lol

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:31, archived)

Oh my...

that's incredibly clever...

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:36, archived)

The red pill is for tomorrow morning

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:39, archived)

*applauds loudly from the wings*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:05, archived)

Or a helpful tool

for "convincing" a girl...

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 18:52, archived)

I just have one quick question first

does the girl come with the matrix?

(MrPlankton, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 2:22, archived)

the laugh just got better as I read more.

How far it goes, indeed.

(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 3:15, archived)

sorry to be a spoilsport

but the bluepill is the one that makes you blissfully ignorant. the redpill is the one that takes you down the rabbit hole...

Maybe you should have chosen a benadryl or something :3

(sapincher, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 10:42, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:23, archived)

i hear ya!

this is fucking true no doubt, im starting to lose respect for mr brown with these silly publicity stunts

remember billy fucking conelly selling out to the lottery scum?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:27, archived)

I lost it long time back

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:33, archived)

Fucking have it

Whatever it is

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:39, archived)

Derren Brown appears to be wearing Starfleet Uniform....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:41, archived)

that has to be one of the bleakest films I've ever seen

unrelenting wrongness...

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:46, archived)

Mmm, bloody right.

"Deep Maths", fuck off.

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zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:32, archived)

deep bullshit

...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:34, archived)

Applied chemistry more like!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:40, archived)

Damn straight.

Nicely done.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:01, archived)

I love horse-based adhesives

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R.Soul hmmm, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:20, archived)

Haha

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zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:22, archived)

arf

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:39, archived)

Hahahaha

Top flappage

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:42, archived)

hahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:50, archived)

(Peter_G, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:10, archived)

nicely

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:12, archived)

two weeeeks...

twmmm wmmeekssss!

twwwwwweeekmmm!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:26, archived)

i like this! :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:13, archived)

hahaha

(Peter_G, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:14, archived)

shit! I picked the coffee one *bokes*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:14, archived)

There's worse...

Creamed Corn?

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:21, archived)

er... ear wax?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:23, archived)

had some chilli flavoured chocolates

they'd been in the cupboard for months, so,
they went into the bowl with all the other 'trick or treat' sweets last halloween...
mwahahaha!

evenin' all

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:43, archived)

Lush

Nicely done

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:14, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:10, archived)

Weeeeee!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:12, archived)

hahaha

excellent

That'd sell like hotcakes as a poster in skateshops

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:13, archived)

Wheee

Nice

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:13, archived)

*Christ Airs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:21, archived)

my favourite move in tony hawk 1

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:24, archived)

Oh, Praise Him

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:51, archived)

subtle

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:53, archived)

I didn't know you could get Michael Jackson blow up dolls

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:55, archived)

Yup

and apparently, they're better than the Patrick Swayze ones

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:58, archived)

shut it Kanye

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:00, archived)

Bizzotch

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:01, archived)

ha ha ha

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:59, archived)

winner

(PintOfGuinness, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 20:38, archived)

is she legal yet ?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:31, archived)

Yes

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julianna_Rose_Mauriello

(sorry)

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Rico, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:33, archived)

ooh

she 18..........

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:59, archived)

is she?

Well I never

So does that mean masturbating to orgasm over her performing a song and dance routine on her show that was filmed several years ago is ok?

Can you let me know,the wife has gone to the shops and ive got a window of about 15 minutes...

cheers

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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:47, archived)

I'm going to leave this here, for all the nonces.

lazy-town-defence.urbanup.com/3668185

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 16:07, archived)

yes yes she is

(radial head fracture, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:33, archived)

ahaha - mildly NSFW but very amusing

nonetheless.

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:33, archived)

its only a bit of bum

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:34, archived)

She's 18 now - yeah.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:33, archived)

phew im not a peado

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:35, archived)

Her head in this image was probably from when she was 15 or something, dude.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:36, archived)

its not the face I was intrested in

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:37, archived)

Congratulations! You shant be going to prison for this. Your other crimes though....

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:38, archived)

I'll deal with them with the police show up

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:41, archived)

www.opsi.gov.uk/acts/acts1994/ukpga_19940033_en_11#pt7-pb1-l1g84

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:49, archived)

my my!!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:55, archived)

I was mistaken! Prison hoooo!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:02, archived)

holy shit

you are fucked matey! haha!

*edit no seriously, take it down mate!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:22, archived)

Christ.

Someone posts a jpg over 400kb that you have to download with your broadband connections and /board will rip his head off and shit down his throat.

Someone posts something illegal that comes under "Obscene publications and indecent photographs of children" and you use your indoor voices.

(Peter_G, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:36, archived)

hahah!!!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:41, archived)

Oh Look What's Coming!

If it's not illegal under existing laws, it'll probably be illegal soon. Look what's coming in the Coroners and Justice Bill: www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld200809/ldbills/069/09069.28-34.html#j3_100a

There is opposition:-

comicshopvoice.co.uk/
www.comicbookalliance.org.uk/
www.melonfarmers.co.uk/gca.htm

(Edited because I got self-conscious about the length of my post.)

(Honourable Member is upstanding, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:26, archived)

may 26th 1991, so i think she's legal.

thanks IMDB.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:35, archived)

ah hah hah hah

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:38, archived)

I love this image.

I have it saved on my puter from many moons ago.
Whats the source?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 21:05, archived)

the film 'closer'

with natalie portman.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 22:05, archived)

Her face looks fake

I used to fancy Natasha Collins, but she died.

edit:
CAMELTOOOOOOOOOOOE on kids tv :D

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:35, archived)

you disgust me ;)

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:42, archived)

hell fucking yes!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:30, archived)

er,,,

i find this image offensive!

(oh shes legal now is she?)

Great image! I love it! :D *fqapps

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 20:15, archived)

ohh

was googling and came across this great site when referring to Lazy town always rely on the Baptists to supply some great content

www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18965

(Rotten ICE Ninjurker, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 17:32, archived)

As a Christian I must say

... that I am absoutely APALLED by the comments given by some of the supposed 'True Christians™' on that site...

(and trademarking the term 'True Christian'? WTF (fudge)???)

sorry, rant over...

(though I would like to hear what they say if they heard that a Christian - and not one of these sit-at-home ones, I have plans to go into the Ministry! - frequent B3ta...)

(richietheg my dad buries dead people. he's an undertaker., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:14, archived)

before continuing with your rant...

..you may want to look up landover baptist church on wikipedia ;o)

(Foot is giving money away on, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:11, archived)

I guess everyone in the world's seen this by now?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfLAv3JHRwY&feature=player_embedded#t=43

(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:04, archived)

You're Fir...no wait...what do you say Lady Gallopsalot?