Hahaha. Movie compos are always repost hell.That was one of my entries from the hollywood dyslexia one.
I'm not sure what I'll make for this one. Perhaps I should just
repost a bunch too. [/;-D
(I'm not sure what I'll make for this one. Perhaps I should just
repost a bunch too. [/;-D
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 6:51,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Reborn as Porn"){kind=small}
May as well have thisI need bums. Lots of bums.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 6:55,
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Ok, like that is it? I've pea'd this in over a dozen compos now.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 6:57,
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Hello
Just back from the UK, too tired to play right now but I'll see you all tomorrow.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 4:33,
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Hello crow whale bat squidToday I was digging dirt, and a blue jay with only one foot landed right next to me, and then tried to land on my head but I got scared. And he just hung around for a half hour at my feet, and pecking on things. It was quite fun. I hope he does it again tomorrow.
This reminded me of him. End of story.
(This reminded me of him. End of story.
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 5:12,
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THERE HE ISJust as I was about to ask everyone if you were dead.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 6:04,
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You're back.I went to the UK and I never came back. You're lucky.
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Ttssattsr,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 6:39,
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Two and a half hour latebut I liked that ^
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 6:04,
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OMG!I must see that.
Jeremy is always pretty amusing when he gets a chance to act in a non penis involving away.
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Fri 2 Oct 2009, 2:40,
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Jeremy is always pretty amusing when he gets a chance to act in a non penis involving away.
I've got to see that!Orgazmo
This was fun too.
(This was fun too.
deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 3:01,
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I enjoyed OrgazmoI can't think of anything with/by Parker and Stone I don't enjoy but Orgazmo was pretty brilliant despite the fact it had a fairly small budget (I think it was about a million, which is nothing in the world of feature film).
I saw him in Poultrygeist the other day as well, brief cameo but it was amusing. Same with Crank 2.
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Fri 2 Oct 2009, 3:04,
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I saw him in Poultrygeist the other day as well, brief cameo but it was amusing. Same with Crank 2.
I hate to turn this into /links...(
kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that...,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 4:36,
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ahh yet again another compo that i should be good at but...I cant think of anything to do
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 2:57,
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hmm, needs twins...
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 2:16,
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another pea for the compo
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 2:19,
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no wonder he did all those weird breathing sounds...!
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 2:22,
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might as well carry on peaing before I'm all spent (!)
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 2:23,
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Aw, Happy childhood memories, raped.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 2:23,
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Thundercats 'ho
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 2:25,
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Touche away baby!
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 2:26,
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I think it says something about me I have so many of these to repost - I spend too much time on b3ta!
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 2:36,
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pfft!Just when you thought he couldn't get any gayer...
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 2:27,
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That's bollocks.Woo!
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 2:40,
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That's my picture of the guyon the underground! You must have had that stored away for ages!
Nice work!
img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/Togaboy/bolocks-small.jpg?t=1254448024
(Nice work!
img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/Togaboy/bolocks-small.jpg?t=1254448024
The Togaboy The world will end on,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 2:47,
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Hahaha! What the hell?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 2:56,
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Ow! Spack time, is it?
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 2:00,
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wooooooooow......*drools*
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 2:22,
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Cheers for all of themnow my eyes feel like they have been dry gang bummed.
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Fri 2 Oct 2009, 2:24,
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Aw, now I feel that my life has not been in vain.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 2:26,
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FWOOSH.
MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 1:42,
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Yays!Is this part of an epic journey?
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 1:48,
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Alas. MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 1:50,
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I fucking love youYou and your drawings, man.
You're like, the best or something.
(You're like, the best or something.
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 2:45,
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my mother had a tapewith one of their songs on it.
it was shit.
and with that, i'm off to bed.
g'night all.
(it was shit.
and with that, i'm off to bed.
g'night all.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:58,
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Damn! Mother, shit, and bed--all in the same post.Do you know how long I've been trying to accomplish that? G'nite!
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LS18,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 1:04,
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Something like the "Perfect Country Western Song"Well, it was all that I could do to keep from cryin'
Sometimes it seems so useless to remain
You don't have to call me darlin'...darlin'
You never even call me by my name.
Well, you don't have to call me Waylon Jennings
And you don't have to call me Charley Pride.
And you don't have to call me Merle Haggard, anymore.
Even though your on my fightin' side.
And I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standin' in the rain.
You don't have to call me darlin'...darlin'
You never even call me by my name.
Well, I've heard my name a few times in your phone book
And I've seen it on signs where I've played But the only time I know I'll hear David Allan Coe
Is when Jesus has his final judgement day.
So I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standin' in the rain.
You don't have to call me darlin'...darlin'
You never even call me by my name.
Well, a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song
And he told me it was the perfect country-western song
I wrote him back a letter and told him it was NOT the perfect country-western song because he hadn't said anything at all about
mama, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or gettin' drunk.
Well, he sat down and wrote another verse to the song and he sent it to me
And after reading it, I realized that my friend had written the perfect country-western song.
And I felt obliged to include it on this album. The last verse goes like this here:
Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison.
And I went to pick her up in the rain.
But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damned old train.
And I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standin' in the rain. No,
You don't have to call me darlin'...darlin'
You never even call me
Well, I wonder why you don't call me
Why don't you ever call me by my name?
(Sometimes it seems so useless to remain
You don't have to call me darlin'...darlin'
You never even call me by my name.
Well, you don't have to call me Waylon Jennings
And you don't have to call me Charley Pride.
And you don't have to call me Merle Haggard, anymore.
Even though your on my fightin' side.
And I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standin' in the rain.
You don't have to call me darlin'...darlin'
You never even call me by my name.
Well, I've heard my name a few times in your phone book
And I've seen it on signs where I've played But the only time I know I'll hear David Allan Coe
Is when Jesus has his final judgement day.
So I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standin' in the rain.
You don't have to call me darlin'...darlin'
You never even call me by my name.
Well, a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song
And he told me it was the perfect country-western song
I wrote him back a letter and told him it was NOT the perfect country-western song because he hadn't said anything at all about
mama, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or gettin' drunk.
Well, he sat down and wrote another verse to the song and he sent it to me
And after reading it, I realized that my friend had written the perfect country-western song.
And I felt obliged to include it on this album. The last verse goes like this here:
Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison.
And I went to pick her up in the rain.
But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damned old train.
And I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standin' in the rain. No,
You don't have to call me darlin'...darlin'
You never even call me
Well, I wonder why you don't call me
Why don't you ever call me by my name?
tubaman,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 2:22,
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hai just ordered a polanski film off ebay.
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:40,
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I think it's unfair that people call Roman Polanski a polish paedophile.He's only half polish.
I feel your painIt's also unfair to call Barack Obama a black man. He's only half man.
( LS18,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 1:22,
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what's the matterhorn?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:28,
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I just did a lot of these and don't really know what to do with them...
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:30,
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i would imagine they'd come in handy on tuesdays
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:32,
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more source images for you to 'what the fuck' withblog.graphicriver.net/web-roundups/your-halloween-costume-sucks/
especially this:
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Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:41,
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especially this:
fuck, they're brilliant!i especially liked the predator and twilight princess outfits
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:45,
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hahahahaha Link...gay.
Edit: Thanks for the image link, but I was looking for old posters that would have no discernable point once I 'WHAT THE FUCK?'d' them.
(Edit: Thanks for the image link, but I was looking for old posters that would have no discernable point once I 'WHAT THE FUCK?'d' them.
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:45,
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admit it, you fancy zelda
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:48,
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I've never played Zelda.I always thought it looked wank.
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:51,
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i thought so toobut ocarina of time kicks arse.
wind waker is shit, though
(wind waker is shit, though
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:53,
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Remember when games used to be fun?Star Fox
Super Mario World 2
Sonic The Hedgehog
Mario Kart 64
Donkey Kong
Pac-Man
(Super Mario World 2
Sonic The Hedgehog
Mario Kart 64
Donkey Kong
Pac-Man
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:58,
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ah, those were the days!well, bedtime, g'night!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 1:04,
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Wash your mouth outSNES Mario Kart pissed on Mario Kart 64, especially in Battle Mode.
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gingerfreak Why? Why not.,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 1:09,
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F-zero X, too, shirley? xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 1:24,
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Cosplay images make great sources for other things too.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:48,
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I'll see your Matterhorn and raise you an ice planet
finnbar has officially retired,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:39,
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hoth? they should call it coldth!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:49,
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it's not my fault!blame family guy!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:54,
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I should have totally known that.What episode is it in?
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:59,
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blue harvest
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 1:03,
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The originaltitle is about banging hookers during the war =)
*sings the theme tchoon*
(*sings the theme tchoon*
Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:29,
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You should take this up professionally.And holy poo! CCBB really was an Ian Fleming production! I wonder if it started out as a Bond flick (what with the Bang Bang! in the title) but got derailed somewhere.
Actually now that I think about it... nifty car with all the gadgets that pop out and whatnot. That's pure Fleming!
(Actually now that I think about it... nifty car with all the gadgets that pop out and whatnot. That's pure Fleming!
Ratsta,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:30,
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i shouldn't laugh at thisbut i will.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:27,
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oh, that takes me back
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:22,
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grate! grate like the wind!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:15,
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This is a cheese proof vessel, full speed *crunch* ...oh shit! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:19,
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Jarlsberg, roight ahead!edit : the guy who played the lookout should have been nominated for a "Dick Van Dyke" accent award.
finnbar has officially retired,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:22,
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Drop the linesyou can slice it!
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:24,
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over the brie, let's go men
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:28,
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