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[challenge entry] You'll have to know what frotting is


which I'm sure we all do.
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Is it the same as frottage?
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# frottage. n. rubbing, especially the making of rubbings on thin paper of objects underneath, e.g. ornamental brasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# is that a yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
# i tihnk you left an "it" out : (
no mel b????
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Just out of curiosity, what are these girl's phone numbers?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# They all begin with 555-
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I guessed that much
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Cranking out another one
(thefwf, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Dicking Tracy

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Dicking so hard, the cars catch fire

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Question Time


(evict_parliament, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:20, archived)
#
Are you trying to say that the BBC is painting the BNP as racist, thus treating them unfairly before they go on Question Time. Or are you trying to say that the BNP are racist so for a balanced view they shouldn't be on Question Time?
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:24, archived)
# I think he's trying to say
"ZOMG I r political and shit!"

Edgy, man. Damned edgy.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Verging on sick
(thefwf, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Virgin on sick maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Oh snap!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Hahaha oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Pffft

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Very well done.
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:31, archived)
# That excuse never works
Well done sir. have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# HAHAHAH
AHAHA


WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Bad, bad, bad
*sells to tabloids*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:55, archived)
# hahaha this needs to win
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 22:15, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:06, archived)
# That's terrible.
But great all at the same time!

*head explodes*
(EasilyRecognisable I’m back baby, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)
#
Wha? Vincent Price was a paedo??
(monocle, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Never Mind
I won't tell if you don't...

pssst - want to come and see some puppies?
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Lessee. . .
(l to r): Gary Glitter, dunno, Hans Fritzl, Roman Polanski and possibly R. Kelly.

Is it scary that I know so much about pedophiles?
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 19:12, archived)
#
2nd from left is Ian Huntley
(thefwf, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Yes, yes it is.
I didn't recognise RP or RK, but I got the others... :)

Excellent concept from thefwf. *clicks*
(annexed, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 21:28, archived)
#
CLICK to the power of 10
(TheJockGit, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Who will be in the sequels?
Clicky clicky. Win a bonus point for reminding me to rewatch R Kelly's Trapped In The Closet.
(Lo Pan is in big trouble, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# ha ha ha
brilliant - v.well deserved FP!!!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 12:04, archived)
#
great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 18:15, archived)
#
That's so wrong, it's right.
(Haviland drinking like they're going to ban beer., Mon 5 Oct 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Huntley was not a paedophile,
but otherwise - well done,
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 13:27, archived)
#
Wow, first, thanks guys!
(thefwf, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 4:34, archived)
# Needs
more Pee-Wee
(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Pencils
Pencils
(I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:00, archived)
# *groan*
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Ahahaha
:)

more of this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Ggggrrrroooooaaaaannnnnnnn


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:24, archived)
# It needs leaded petrol to run
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# An Irish lass
It's all in the red hair
And the futuristic gun.


Click for bigger (428 kb)
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Nice :)
have a drawing of a bad-ass gun from a while back


(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Beautiful
I proclaim it to be the "Noisy Dragon". Or just noisy.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# But the front part is a silencer :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# That reminds me of
certain cannons that were stylised around dragons belching fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Ooh I hadn't thought of that whilst drawing it but you are very much right
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Works just as well if it was Temple of Poon...
and thinking about it, that would probably have been better, but oh well.


Click for bigger (288 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Oh well

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Looks like the sun really is shining out of her arse!
No wonder Indy's holding a lamp shade...
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Sat 3 Oct 2009, 17:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Choose 8" heels, 14" hair and lipstick the colour of drying blood
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 13:56, archived)
# had 'em all
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 13:59, archived)
# you
lucky boy
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I thought they were all spice girls at first

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 14:03, archived)
# You mean they are not?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# I'm confused

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] did this a while back
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 4:05, archived)
# I know we know about the cats, but this bunny at work has me thinking he maybe bent on world domination
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# "There's a skull on our hat"
"Are we the bad guys?"
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I love Mitchell and Webb.
I never finished watching series 3, but it was going very well.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 13:32, archived)
# It was good
Particularly liked the Copper and the Community Support Officer sketches
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# haha
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEle_DLDg9Y
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I like this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfqht0LEOWQ&NR=1
And this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoQQI3dIzpo
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Marilyn Manson bunny!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Aw but look at his nose, he clearly means no harm!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 13:29, archived)
# That is the bunny equivalent of a Hitler 'tache.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 14:07, archived)
# You have bunnies at work? Jeeez

He looks proper badass
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I work for a well known chain of pet shops
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Are you a cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 14:17, archived)
# He is a cat.
Hello Ttssoatsstr, how are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Average.
u?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Boringed.
Today is not an eventful day.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Well known to you or to me?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I think there is only one really
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# In the world?


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Ukland, maybe I should have been more specifical
I really like working there, it's fluffy everyday.
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Even after they moult?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I wouldn't mind working in a pet shop, I think
especially since my local one has a nice redheaded lass working there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Girls do dig it that
you can advise them on their cat/dog/hamster/gerbil/rabbit/guinea pig. And I have to sell tropical fish so I'm a fish nerd...
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Is it a place where the pets can be said to be
At Home?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:19, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Hey cool I posted this a few weeks ago.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
# You were so ahead of your time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 12:39, archived)
# I'm a maverick, I'm like that guy who goes back in time and tells people about the internet but they don't even have electricity yet.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Well, that is a bit silly.

Why don't you tell them about the ipod nano first?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I know, I was flustered, it should have gone ipod nano, baconnaise, electricity, the internet, the harlequins fake blood scandal.
Next time I'll nail it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# What on earth are you doing on here? :o
Are you on wireless internets at the airport or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Haha, I'm not coming
I didn't sign up, did I? *checks* No.

Have a great one, and give Redsushi a robot handshake from me!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Make sure Redsushi breaks some more bones for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# That would be lollarious

Hello sir. Currently enjoying the new Pearl Jam. Rather good stuff.
Also: Desert Sessions day
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I know, I was just teasing sir
Thanks though, we shall do our very best to have the greatest of times :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)
# You do that!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I'm counting on it! :D
Have a lovely one x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)
# :D
Is this your card?

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Pick a card, any card.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# nono!
Pick the Queen of Diamonds!!
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 13:08, archived)
# ttly awsm
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 3 Oct 2009, 13:10, archived)
# That is in perfect time to "Come back and stay" by Paul Young
Which happens to be playing on the radio right now. I didn't listen to it on purpose. Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Herman :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 12:40, archived)
# And now something *you* made?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I am seriously wondering how old you are

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Pube-free, I suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# LPHNTS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 12:00, archived)
# oh no!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 12:04, archived)
# SOS
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Hahaha! Fuck! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 3 Oct 2009, 12:57, archived)
# oh that's lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Been really enjoying these.....
Absolutely top notch stuff......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 12:18, archived)
# NICE

I like the blue ones' mouth. He looks so apprehensive.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 12:40, archived)
# How does lphant fall?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 12:40, archived)
# awfl
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
# ono
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
Very much enjoying your LPHNTS :D

And this is also awesome :)
www.b3ta.com/board/6089505
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 3 Oct 2009, 12:49, archived)
# haha
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Putting the 'party' back into party conference.
(Mechanical Wombat . Doing my bit for Darwin on, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# you so know gordon brown can cannonball.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Cock!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Is it Brown?
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Cyber Interactive Robo-Sex
Investors needed

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I'd invest but I've seen where this shit leads.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Hmmm. An outcome I'd never considered.
K, back to the drawing board.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I say!
*drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Bit NSFW no?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Take it to the Dragons Den, see what ol' Dunc thinks of it :)
I'm in
I'm out
I'm in
I'm out
I'm in
I'm out
I'm in
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I can't help but think that robot's lacking a useful feature
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# i have a funny feeling i've seen this before?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# You stopped the robot at the waist?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Smart business move.
That way you need to buy the Groin Expansion Pack due out in time for Christmas.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and dirty


not sure it would be a 12...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Semen Connery
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Sat 3 Oct 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Unimpressed off-roading woman is unimpressed

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Her luggage rack works though
(half of it anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I think the car still works she just stopped to pose randomly in the middle of the woods
as you do
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Loving your style.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Thank you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I would probably be disappointed with the world in general too,
if I was 9ft tall.

"Your puny Human vehicles are insufficient to my valkyrie needs!"

Still, would.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 15:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Yea I know--not very imaginative
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] This is too crap for its own thread so I'll just leave it here
(I helped save b3ta! When the internet was all fields, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 11:32, archived)
# No medals, but these guys are chasing you.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Oh, for RIS, it's the poster of Cidade de Deus. Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
# :-)

(I get it really, nice work)
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Arf, cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)

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