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# Quick and Dirty
(megaskank, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:53, archived)
# The Chernobyl massive?
ready to hit the clubs and woo the ladies
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:57, archived)
# that one on the right is in the tweenies
second from left: i've had her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:59, archived)
# haahah
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:12, archived)
# nice.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Cameron: "Brown is a second-rate cunt"
(PJV2097, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:53, archived)
# 7_7
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Is there a picture to go with that?
If so quickly edit your post to add it and act like nothing happened!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:57, archived)
# pssssst
*quick make a picture, no one will notice*
Edit: I see you posted this on Links....AS A LINK! Are you spamming? Hello Rachel Bishop of marketing company, Lean Mean Fighting Machine,
Lean Mean Fighting Machine
4-8 Rodney Street
London
N1 9JH
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Too late!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:00, archived)
# How have you come by this information?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:13, archived)
# A combination of the fact this popped up on another forum I frequent about 20 mins ago under an RB name...
and the freely available Whois registration details for the site.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Ohh right.
I wonder if Ms Bishop deals with direct mailing. I would like to send her some things. Many of my local takeaway establishments have some interesting offers that I would like to share with her.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:17, archived)
# hello new person.
Do you wish to link to your first post???

edit: He/she has been rumbled by Cr3 on links.


Spammy one.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:59, archived)
# YOUR NEW :d

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Thread saved!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:15, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:23, archived)
# no, you're doing it wrong
i cannot endorse your camping holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:24, archived)
#


You're the turtle.
(Peter_G, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (36 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:50, archived)
# arf
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:52, archived)
# how the fuck can the pilot see where he's going?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:00, archived)
# HORSE SENSE AND DEAD RECKONING, YOUNG MAN
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:07, archived)
# hahah 'telens cocker, mucker, sparrow....
(JoePesky, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Just something I made earlier...
(megaskank, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:35, archived)
# OMG UR BEin RACITS AGNST HIS CUTURE OF KILLIN US INNIT
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:37, archived)
# I like this :D
I can imagine seeing it in Viz :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:38, archived)
#
Viz was my inspiration to be honest...

I'll never do anything as good as buster gonad though...
(megaskank, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Jumpjet Fanny & Her Hawker Siddley Twat
was a particular favourite
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Rude Kid FTW
or should I say:

"Piss up a rope fuck-stick"
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:52, archived)
# A bin man knockd at my door on Thursday
He said "Wherezyabin?"

I said "Upstairs in my kitchen"

He said "NO! Where's ya wheely bin?"

My shoulders slumped and replied "In the bathroom, wanking while crying"
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:40, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:46, archived)
# hahaha
yay...very viz-like(of which about 15% used to be good)this is in there:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:49, archived)
# This is good
and I agree it is very viz-worthy (which is not to knock it)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:56, archived)
# This happened t'othe day.
A homeless guy was accidentally crushed in a rubbish truck.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7001842.stm
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:05, archived)
# and by the other day
you mean mid 2007?
(Peter_G, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] A li'l confusion in the smoke shop
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:31, archived)
# My girlfriends sucked 37 dicks!
In a row?
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I feel your pain
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:36, archived)
# But I actually wanted meatballs made from pig's heart, liver and fatty belly meat
often to be found served in a rich gravy...honestly I don't know where you Americans get mixed up in all this....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:00, archived)
# I wanted a derogatory 16th century term that a married man might use to describe his wife.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:07, archived)
# ha ha
A person after my own heart! :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:11, archived)
# It's a word with a fascinating etymology.
Or is that entymology? One is words, the other is insects. I forget which.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:15, archived)
# He had them under the counter
so he could whip them out if anybody asked?
Anyhow, you get a click because it made me grin like a mong.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 1:44, archived)
# What a lovely pair....
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I remember a Benny Hill gag
that was almost exactly the same as this
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Really?
I'll have to dig that one out!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:24, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:48, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:23, archived)
# It's war.


Click for bigger (322 kb)

(PhallicAlec, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:12, archived)
# i bet your,,,, your little
...wtf is that? a toapalol? :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:14, archived)
# no phone number
how to fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Why you hating on the chinchilla dawg?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:15, archived)
# It's a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:16, archived)
# It's a cross between a cat and a mouse
they bridge the gap and are the only hope of bringing peace to two warring peoples.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:17, archived)
# THAT'S BEAUTIFUL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Chinchillas are cats you ass neck!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Redsushi I think you should try and go a whole day without using a exclamation mark.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Impossible,
as my favourite band are !!! and it is impossible for me to not talk about them every day!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:21, archived)
# !!! are quite good actually, you have a legitimate excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Are they?
I've never heard them.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Yeah, sort of electrorock!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:27, archived)
# I like electrorock.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Also, you may as well say go a whole day without using punctuation.
Then where would the world be at? I only ever use them when they are required.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Me too!!!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Or, use only punctuation.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:23, archived)
# ,..,"^;:'[}{]
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:25, archived)
# ________________£(?|<@@@@@ ~ >|<>|<|?>|
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Most of that is not punctuation....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:39, archived)
# I don't exclaim unnecessarily.
Alright?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:23, archived)
# You gotta hate something.
Y'aint no kinda man without seething hatred
(PhallicAlec, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I hate haters!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:20, archived)
# I know sometimes we yell 'racist' in a jocular manner,
but this post really does go too far and is genuinely racist. I am appalled.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:17, archived)
# click for bigger?
now why would I wanna do that*?...needs no reply*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Particularly since it isn't bigger when you do click on it

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] subtler than appear
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:07, archived)
# subtler than a pear?
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:09, archived)
# no
but at least it is not roasted
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Someone drew one of my demons and I coloured it.

CFB (290kb)

'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:56, archived)
# I did a poo in Paul's shed.
Nice picture, Bub Tudd.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:57, archived)
#
Miley would like to do a poo as well but she's too busy playing with her cock!


(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Pop it, Lock it,
then you Polka Dot it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Fuh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Here's a poo I did earlier......


Oh bugger it's escaped!!!!!!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:12, archived)
# It's shy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:13, archived)
# nah, it's just scared of water!
and yay, just at this moment, my curry alarm has gone off

yay for runny brown spicy curry!


:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Spacky curry for inside your tummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:16, archived)
# yay
sainsburys ยฃ1 beef curry

it's acutally quite nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Yeah, but you can make it yourself for half that.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:12, archived)
# it was you
you dirty fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:23, archived)
# 'ning!
infact, let's all go to pauls

and have a poo fest

we can poo

and fling poo

and smear it on the walls

and burn stuff

it'll be fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Is nice!
If I was Paul I'd let him shit wherever he liked!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Paul says......
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:17, archived)
# This is prime wank bank material
Once you get that bird on the right out the way
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Urrrrrrrrrh!
Pervert!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Look at the shape of his hand dammit!
Enticing me! Not alot! But enticing me!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:34, archived)
# HE WANTS TO CUP ME DOESNT HE
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry] oi i want a word with you


Click for bigger (55 kb)
(grotpig, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Should really be called Crisps ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Hahaha
That took a sec
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:04, archived)
# "I SAY YOU BALLY MISCREANT! STOP THAT!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Got any Pickled Eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:51, archived)
# this deserves more woo!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:28, archived)
# silly boy
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:39, archived)
# I like this because I can clearly see a cat and a dog and massive destruction.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:41, archived)
# that's it
I'm going on an animal drawing course.
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:42, archived)
# I'm joking, you're sensual and very desirable.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:47, archived)
# you can stay
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:49, archived)
# where is the cat?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Top frame.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:07, archived)
#
massive destruction.....I have a raging semi right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Those buildings have an afro and are smoking a flaming cigar
These are my sort of buildings.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:43, archived)
# building got a smoke cock.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Haha, the dog knows what's going to happen in the first panel
and is looking on with wary disdain.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:01, archived)
# TOO SOON MAN, TOO SOON
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Ha!
Nice costume Dixon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:26, archived)
# pfffft :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Ah - no - my chair - drat.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:28, archived)
# What an appropriate cackle!
I cannot get the pap out of me, from this afternoon:


Click for bigger (198 kb)
She was saying "No pictures," which was unfortunate given she was going round and round on a carousel :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:30, archived)
# looks like one of my lecturers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Are you studying Spiceology?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:33, archived)
# I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
an A+
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Oh she looks so happy
She is probably thinking about 160th birthday coming up
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:33, archived)
# How little is she in real life?
I was gonna get in touch about maybe popping up to the zoo this weekend, but then I decided that I will get boozed up instead!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:34, archived)
# You get pissed up my friend
I would be very boring company; if the weather holds I will be spending about four hours taking shots of baby Meerkats with a tripod
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:38, archived)
# That sounds ace.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:40, archived)
# You know I love Meerkats and really wanna see the babies :(
Have any of them been named Aleksander?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:45, archived)
# God forbid..
You're welcome to come along if your stuck for things to do, aiming for tomorrow afternoon - dependent on rain

Got some new giraffes as well, you've got my mobile
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:50, archived)
# surely if McVities can put up some cash for the pengiuns
the insurance folks can dip in for some real meerkat marketing

(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:01, archived)
# DO you know what stinks to high heaven of laziness?
www.goatcompare.com
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:07, archived)
# my friend B has had unexpected free marketing
thanks to their ad, as she owns a coffee shop in Norwich called Coffee Cup
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:11, archived)
# That is most fortuitous.
MOST fortuitous.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:26, archived)
# she looks like she want to kill you
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Hahaha
Yeah, I sensed that as well, but there wasn't much she could do; I then scurried away with ninja-like stealth
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:40, archived)
# snaddle that saddle
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:44, archived)
# you could go round to pauls house
do a pap there

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:13, archived)
# come on Mutley.....DO somethin'!!!!!
it's your big chance.....:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
# A part of me hopes that Mutley raped Dick Dastardly
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Stupid suicidal chair...it messed me up.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(joe90, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:07, archived)
# No, he didn't get it. I think you read the news wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:11, archived)
#
I grew up in a college town, and one Halloween our doorbell rang and we opened the door expecting to see trickortreaterโ€”but what was in front of our open doorโ€”was another door! Like, a full-on wooden door, that had a sign that said โ€œPlease knock.โ€ So we did, and the door swung open to reveal a bunch of college dudes dressed as really old grandmothers, curlers in their hair, etc, who proceeded to coo over our โ€œcostumesโ€ and tell us we were โ€œsuch cute trick or treaters!โ€ One even pinched my cheek. Then THEY gave US candy, closed their door, picked it up and walked to the next house.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:20, archived)
# I wonder if that's true.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Probably. "College dudes" are crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I like this story!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:21, archived)
# that made me smile :)
(Peter_G, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:22, archived)
# hahaha
I love this
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:35, archived)
# that's amazing
*goes to B&Q*
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:43, archived)
# PFFT...
break it to him gently:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:13, archived)
# What
That fact that prime minister obama, or president gordon won the nobel peace prize!
(joe90, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Gordon The Slack Jawed Yokel
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:18, archived)
# DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:18, archived)
# ...for what?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:26, archived)
[challenge entry] American darts
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Needs more heavy drinkers :)
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Ha!
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Apples & pears
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Laaahhvely!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Also:
"Mr Dunn revealed that the group sex had ended when the woman, who admitted downing several vodkas, bourbons and apple liqueurs, became concerned about her kitten.

He said the change in atmosphere led to the men throwing items out of the fourth floor window, which sparked the woman's call to the police. "
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Should have thrown the kitten into the mix
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:36, archived)
# wrong kind
of pussy
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:11, archived)
# I quite like apples.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Me too.
Not crazy about pears.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:36, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Heh. What fools think that Asian pears are "pear-apples"? I laugh thus : "hahahahahaaaaaa!".
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:41, archived)
# There's some fruit in China called a banana apple. Bananapple.
I went looking for them and foudn this strange appleish thing, but I don't know if that actually is one.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:56, archived)
# What colour is the sky in China?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:57, archived)
# It's a new colour they don't have anywhere else in the world.
Hard to describe.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Brownish grey?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Grellorange.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:03, archived)
# i don't like any of the girls unless they give a cup size
No matter how ridiculous. One yesterday had an F cup but looked normal sized Japanese to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Did you see the link I posted earlier for looking at any of them?
www.bijint.com/encache/0000.html

WARNING SPOILER ALERT.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:08, archived)
# I did :)
but I would have no idea how to find any of them even if I knew who I was looking for.

Up to 2012 now.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Taki is a very small restaurant.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Yes but she's big in Japan.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:15, archived)
# I like apples and pears.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I like turtles
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I prefer terrapins
They're the underdogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Terrapins are elitist

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:09, archived)
# They are the piranhas of the turtle/tortoise world.
Attack in numbers. Very democratic. I've yet to see any animal they've attacked survive.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:14, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw_8j3MwfZo
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Hahahaha! Fucking hell! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:42, archived)
# What's your opinion on pears?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:52, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9678186
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:57, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9678174
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:00, archived)
#
You know I did infact find that funny. I don't do yuga but I do drink and from time to time probable have been in 1 or 2 of those possisions. The compairacen between the two if situationally funny and compair and contrast kind of thing. Don't read too much into it, just laugh and if you have n=been there laugh at you self as I have.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Ha!
I would love to put some 'arry on Rachel's boat!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:19, archived)
# scanner still works
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Someone described this to me as a scene from Irreversible.
is it?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:25, archived)
# not that I'm aware
who's 'someone'? are you having a head party?
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Firstly; what the fuck is a 'head party'?
and second; 'someone' is a friend from uni.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:28, archived)
# oh, cool
a head party is when you have a party with people in your head. hi uni friend!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Oh right. No I never have them, face reality loser.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
# ive never had a head party!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:32, archived)
# You're missing out.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Is it very important not to lose your face reality?
'Cause I think I may have mislaid mine.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Not especially
Gives you an idea though.
/Hopes nobody notices that was edited four times
(I helped save b3ta! Hooverbag Sherlock, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:49, archived)
# English, motherfucker.
Can you type it? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:53, archived)
# deviantart is over that way
it's lovely, mind
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:25, archived)
# ...the brain...we're not sure of...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:28, archived)
# brainteaser?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Gerrrroffff Maaa Laaaand!!!!
(Eeeza bit Tidy A blink, a pause, a blush and then I knew., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:17, archived)
# yeah fucking serf effrikaaans
fuck off back to america, or something.

and take your shitty cabbages too.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:23, archived)
# fucking shitty cabbages!
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:40, archived)
# im not fat
(wreckedangle i've come about the reaping.., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Have BBQ sauce with that.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:56, archived)
#
BBQ sauce chips
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:57, archived)
# I took that as given.
Needs sauce to dip the chips in though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:59, archived)
#
chips daddy
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:08, archived)
# chips?
www.b3ta.com/links/some_chips
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:57, archived)
# ha ha Indeed you do
But I feel it is a little vulgar to brag about em!
I like your style btw.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:59, archived)
# I eated your chutney and died.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:01, archived)
# *beams and blushes*
(:
(wreckedangle i've come about the reaping.., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Me too!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:00, archived)
# you have ribs round your bum?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:01, archived)
# No, you x-rayed a christmas tree.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:01, archived)
[challenge entry] It doesn't bear thinking about...


Incorrectly posted as a normal message previously, so having another go. I was going out for beer, that's my excuse.
(LokiMD, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:36, archived)
# OMG OMG
Chr loo Fiat for, it is the end of the world
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:41, archived)
# If that twat got back in, you'd need...
(57841, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 19:55, archived)

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