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[challenge entry] Image removed on request of original subject
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(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Crowley?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 17:14, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Mr Satanist himself.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Crowley was not a satanist he was a follower of thelma
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 19:04, archived)
# ..a follower
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 19:14, archived)
# it was the god/demon thing he followed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 19:47, archived)
# [Mod edit: comment removed]
[it could be misinterpreted]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry] -
(siamese bat, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Silly old siamese bat
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:53, archived)
# An interesting nostril cleaning device you have there sister...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:55, archived)
# radom photo animation
.
a la newsletter



cfb, works better
.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:28, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Is the woman at the back reversing?
And if not, why is she constantly beeping?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Especially for you :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyofq6aE8vs
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:40, archived)
# thank you, im....touched, i think
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Well, I'm ... glad, I think
Except you're not Redsushi :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:48, archived)
# No, I am.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I thought you were zeltergiset?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I thought you were.
Now I'm confused.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Oh.
Maybe I am then. How can I tell?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Do you look like this?
www.b3ta.com/board/9738278
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:54, archived)
# :(
I'm going to need some hair bleach.

Are you able to walk down the street in red shoes without falling over and breaking 65% of all the bones in your body?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I can honestly say that I have never worn red shoes and have only ever broken one bone.
What does this mean?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I'm afraid it means you're not Redsushi
Sorry to have to break it to you

www.b3tards.com/u/f4608315fc45cef89dc7/redsushi.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 14 Nov 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Oh :( Maybe I'm Prequal then?
Why does Redsushi's penis need an inhaler?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 17:02, archived)
# He has an asthmatic penis, you insensitive cunt!
/ ac
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 14 Nov 2009, 17:08, archived)
# woops silly me, i need some beer
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 17:00, archived)
# That sounds like an excellent idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 14 Nov 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Some people seem to have regressed to pre-film days
Where putting together several photos to create the illusion of movement through a magic lantern device is the height of entertainment/comedy
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:39, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Wow, how do you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 18:18, archived)
# good bloody heavens
That's amazing, how did you do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Alvin has lost his tiny mind

The Green Cross Code cannot save you now.
(izal, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:21, archived)
# nicley done
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:52, archived)
# oh my god.
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 18 Nov 2009, 2:26, archived)
# oh my god.
I'm like... eh?

then it hit me!

Like Alvin!!
That's purest gold!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 18 Nov 2009, 2:27, archived)
# You brought me to blackpool... DAMN YOU TO HELL
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I feel his pain
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:20, archived)
# his soft fluffy pain.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Have a thing.
Would.
(Jokel, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:14, archived)
# juicy porky lips.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Lilly Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:34, archived)
# catherine z jones
simon weston??
anyone else?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Lady Gaga?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Why thankyou!
Have some fisting squirrelmonkeys in return!

Photobucket


:)
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Roland Emmerich has announced Independence Day sequels...


Click for bigger (208 kb)

Most likely bindun with more care...
(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)
# *likes this*
But surely AVG would make the ship's performance very, very slow
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:15, archived)
# they tried norton
it almost destroyed them
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:18, archived)
#

(Loosely) based on a true story and is a "re-imagining" of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
# ha ha
Brilliant :D (and yes, the weather here in Lincolnshire is shaping up to something like hurrucane proportions too!)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Pffft!
That's some madness right there :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Haha
I bet Michael Fish is his arch-Nemesis.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Bit slow today...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8360380.stm

Photobucket

I thought murderers were kept locked up out of the way of the public.

I never get taken shopping by the rozzers. :(

EDIT: sorry about quality of pic, first time using The GIMP!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 15:37, archived)
# If my parents had named me after a male grooming product I'd probably have become a murderer too.
EDIT: Whoops, that's her surname. Ignore me.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Brylcreem Chunder was a quiet guy
kept himself to himself, until one day ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 14 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
# ..HE KILLED EVERYBODY ON THIS BOARD
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:47, archived)
# No, no, no.
Everyone here is already dead on the inside.
Think BIGGAR, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Now you see it. . .
gifninja.com
(StruStru saving the world at no extra charge, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)
# It's the look of child like wonder that makes it.
(Hal Baffe, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 15:32, archived)
# why is that a meg?
is it an uncompressed avi?

if you do have to subject us to your tiny cock then please replace it with this gif version
s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1258213146/crapgif.gif
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 15:35, archived)
# its not even good enough for 1kb
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 15:36, archived)
# fuck me
Technofail
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I cannot see this.
Must be blocked by work.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)
# You're missing out on all the fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:59, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)
# queenie
go get down,
go get down,
go get down my queenie!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# hahaha, slightly disturbing
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Pffft! What the hell?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 14 Nov 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
Where on earth is that sauce from?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:02, archived)
# An awful Evian ad
Which I hate.

It's water for fucks sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)
# arf!
very good
(Hal Baffe, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 13:36, archived)
# 'lo Hal
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Hi 2can
I'm going to be up your way next week (Birmingham in case you read that as a double entendre). Hope you're around.
(Hal Baffe, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Cool, your sister mentioned it when I bumped into her. What days will you be up here?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 15:46, archived)
# I'm coming up sometime on Wednesday or Thursday
and staying 'til Monday or Tuesday
(Hal Baffe, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 18:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)
# I like your .. erm .. thing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 14 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)
# does he have the right to bear arms?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
# bear-faced cheek
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 16:06, archived)
# British National Rave Party!!

Sorted!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Woo! Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 12:18, archived)
# hehehe
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 12:28, archived)
# rave on

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 12:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)
# it's caturday!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# DANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Well that's ruined my concentration for this afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)
# \o/
*gleees!*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 14 Nov 2009, 13:52, archived)
#
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Now you're just showing off ;)
Lovely though.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 14 Nov 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Love this ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)
# IN THE HOUSE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)
# lolz
(herman:D, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 17:30, archived)
# *votes*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 14 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Gotta love Google ads, spotted while looking for somewhere to eat in Manchester this afternoon...
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 12:14, archived)
# *clicks*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 12:39, archived)
# I likes this
You haven't used photoshop, but you've used a keen eye for something that is transient and likely difficult to replicate in link form.

So sod off if you're going to complain about this post.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Everybody sign up! :)
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21415
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 14 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Haha
Is there a passive-aggressive pre-empting nazi day?
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Personally I think the Nazi element has been reduced of late anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 14 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Don't make me fling 401kbs of fail at you.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# :O
Epic flail!
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)
# *holds out jaw to take the blow*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 14 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I have no idea how this is related to the compo
But its funny anyway :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 14 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Sympathy reply
I have no idea who that is, though. Is it Becksy?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)
# david beckham
:D
(herman:D, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Jimmy
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 11:33, archived)
# You've put about £80 too much in the envelope
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 11:34, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 11:34, archived)
# good 1
:D
(herman:D, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 11:35, archived)
# *resists temptation - but fails* - although yours is far more tidy than mine ended up :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Yay.
You managed to get loads more jokes out of it!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Cash4FPs more like
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 12:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 10:25, archived)
# needs more kitty

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 10:46, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Is that Mr Splashy Pants on the side I see there?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 14 Nov 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Yes, yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 11:38, archived)

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