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# "brothers - I feel this jihad is losing focus..."
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:21, archived)
# typo.
angles surely :P

woo :)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:29, archived)
# :) thank you
and quite right. I am crediting them with being middle-class intellectuals after all...
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Forever in our hats
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Percentages say the the percentages are falsely inflated !
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:33, archived)
# guy-with-mike and strokey-beard-guy
look like they're in a hip-hop group
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry] The darkside got a hell of a lot more evil with emperor theresa around
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Happy Evil (tm)

(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:14, archived)
# happy evil is the evilest
:D I'msa gonna hurts you :D:D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:28, archived)
# *pokes*
Hello Sir,apperently I have to get in contact with you. Facebook told me to! So I'll do it behind FB's back!!
Mwahahahaha!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:30, archived)
# but she was evil to begin with!
/controversy lols
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Who put her in charge ~ ~ ~ ?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:32, archived)
# HA!
ba-dum

TISH!!!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:46, archived)
# ~Zaaaaaaaaaap~
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:20, archived)
# I likes.
Photobucket
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:23, archived)
# She was always a nasty little twat
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Some used to call that a one armed bandit . . .
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:54, archived)
# wonder if she'll get a handful of 'payoff'
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:57, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:07, archived)
# looks like someone needs target practice :)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Fake!
No bridge
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Insurance Sketch
Insurance requested a detailed sketch of the recent car crash I had on the way to London. This is my effort.



Will they take me seriously?

ps. Just forgot I haven't labeled the cars, this could prove a stumbling block.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:40, archived)
# HAH :D
Awesome.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:44, archived)
# I added lots of unnecessary detail to one I did a few months back...
blades of grass, birds, horrified onlookers (horses in a nearby field)...

Seemed to be ok...
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:44, archived)
# nice!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:08, archived)
# I'd like to think someone somewhere looked at it and appreciated the effort...
They may, however have thought a three year old drew it...
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:10, archived)
# This . . . is evidence !
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:47, archived)
# of what, is a matter of opinion.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Remember when all maps on computers looked like this?
I take it you're the green car?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I am indeed
Let us hope that the insurers also realise this!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:13, archived)
# AHHHHH!
Another b3ta member lives near me....lock the doors!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Lock the doors?
but we are already inside...
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:01, archived)
# And now we know where you live...
Marvellous...

*contemplates skin lampshade*
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:06, archived)
# But I get to take home the skull this time, remember?

(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwww
That's the best part!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:09, archived)
# No shade for you!
I was off to see a gig in Camden, but it looks like wbagis has given themselves up for some ritual skinning.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Not the only one
I live a couple of hundred yards north of Merton Sainsbury's.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
top effort

/edit: obviously, the accident was caused by everyone driving on the wrong side of the road in the first place
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:05, archived)
# this will get past the monkeys
in the filtering stage, hopefully when it reaches a decision he/she will be a b3tian
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:06, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:08, archived)
# hahahaha!
of course they'll take it seriously! 'here, have a million pounds'

I was near there last week. They film The Bill on an industrial estate nearby. It looks like there's a Police Station there, but it's just a film set.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:31, archived)
# HaHa
A mate of mine stopped in there to ask for directions thinking it was a real nick...

We laughed... a bit.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)
# I am crying win from every orifice.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Rah!
Did the blue car subsequently take the Milky Way?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Oh sorry. You wanted ship ( not Shep) in a bottle?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Best hurry up and drink it . . . there'll soon be nothin' left !
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:42, archived)
# mmm . . . in one end and out the other
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Pffft!
Excellently done! :D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:57, archived)
# thank ewe, sir!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Newcastle Brown Ale?
(Bottle of dog)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Hmmm....
....needs more dog.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Everytime I hear Nena I think of this...
Photobucket

will animate this tomorrow when I have time. :)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:10, archived)
# too soon man
too soon
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:12, archived)
# 98 monkey bums
Glist'ning in the midday sun..
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:20, archived)
# 99 Red Babboons?
EDIT: wrong place... er.... hi Tribs!

*runs*
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:42, archived)
[challenge entry] this is the last time you'll be naughty
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Fill my stocking with high octane !
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:03, archived)
# sorry, no more mr. nice guy
be thankful you've received something from the only Santa on the planet with two right hands :)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:04, archived)
# That's nice . . .
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:05, archived)
# I bet that makes wanking
especially funsy!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:07, archived)
# With the price of Petrol
he could do this, I wouldn't mind...
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:08, archived)
# you speak truth ^
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:10, archived)
# I also speak Klingon...
jIH 'oH vo' jIH'egh 'ej neH SoH Daq ghoS tlhej jIH!

Not really.. I'm not THAT nerdy
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:15, archived)
# you are one cool vhigro boMwi
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:25, archived)
# He's one cool Cat-like creature that sings??
( so ya finally found a use for my Klingion name eh? vIghro' bomwI')

(, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 7:34, archived)
# HO HO HO! YOU'VE ALL BEEN VERRRY NAUGHTY!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Comin' or goin' . . . it's all the same to me !
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:44, archived)
# chronic alcoholism can cloud a good man's thinking :D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:56, archived)
# sometimes smiles

are overrated..

inspired by ellis18
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Breath like an egyptian mummy's cunt.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:01, archived)
#
TEEFS
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Do ellis18's teefs look like that?

(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:38, archived)
# can't tell
typically we're both facing the same way...
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:46, archived)
# geeee thanks, you two!
*revenge is best served cold*

Edit: *makes notes in 'nasty-things-to-do-to-Scoopzilla-and-Mediocre log*
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Umm...
you COULD do that... or you could note that I was inspired by your Busey, and it had nothing to do with your teeth :D

WHich, for all I know, are golden and gleaming!!!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] are you feeling funny punk?

Well.. are you?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:34, archived)
# ...can't write...too busy laughing...
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:35, archived)
# lies!
image woo
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:37, archived)
# i'm serious...i'm gonna click this until i can click no mores.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:39, archived)
# thanks, mate
Cheers!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:42, archived)
# I just realized
the aging Clint looks a lot like Henry Fonda
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Good one! hahaha
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:36, archived)
# YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SHOP THE PHOTOS!!!
Oh JEsus!!! Coffee out the nose!!!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:38, archived)
# HAY . . . lay offf of the feed bag !
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:45, archived)
# The neighs have it :D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:03, archived)
# gah!
:)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:46, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:16, archived)
# The Buseys
Frightening cinematic lovers for 3 decades...
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Scary :)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Ha.
i like this.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Oh noes !
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Arf!
And his name is an anagram of "I toasted clown".
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Huh...
interesting AND informative!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:07, archived)
# hahaha
you made me eject a whole roast dinner through my nostrils
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Cor!
That's entirely painful, I would imagine!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Pffft!
Email it to him, I bet he'd love it.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:19, archived)
# this is a top piece of photoshop work :)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Y fank ewe
:D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] : O (
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:24, archived)
# i know what to expect in my stocking this year.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:28, archived)
# A Thor_sonofodin self assembly tree topping?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Is it as a rabi?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Brings whole new meaning to Christmas Club.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Santa! The prince of lies! Don't trust him!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:24, archived)
# I shall not click this
no I shan't

And... nice idea.. but dead; REALLY DEAD = ewwww....
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Don't blame weed!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Agreed!
I think the last thing anyone would want to do is KILL someone whilst on the weeds...
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Unless they REALLY had the munchies and wanted to eat them
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:28, archived)
# how shocking..
I'm shocked.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Oh Hai popular spliff.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:32, archived)
# woah!!!!!!!! death to the cowboy builders!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:34, archived)
# He has the dark cold eyes of a builder!
:)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:49, archived)
# rotten.comlols
Don't post stuff like this please
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:59, archived)
# woo to this
:D
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:08, archived)
# ddl
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:22, archived)
# *Ascot glees*
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:24, archived)
# i like this
even though i'm not sure what it is.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:24, archived)
# NO WAI?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:24, archived)
# chemicals are our friends.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:24, archived)
# just found a nice looking noose
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:19, archived)
# I always thought no noose is good noose!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:21, archived)
# woulda been for him, no doubt
but then they'd just have shot him I spose
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Well if was dyslexic then
No gnus is good gnus!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:26, archived)
# I can't extend the thread--
I'm off on Too Loose Lautrec now
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:29, archived)
# I'd join you
but I'm a little short.

Anyway i heard he was a fraud. The other was a bidet!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Too soon.
FACT.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:21, archived)
# good stock photo of noose.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:23, archived)
# excellent--I've used it often
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:26, archived)
# 'es got
Robin WIlliams' arms!!!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Poor old
Bob Carolgees.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:24, archived)
# poor sadaam :(
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:28, archived)
# He always gets fussy

round nap time.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:18, archived)
# *glees*
I do wonder if you've put GB's face of a babby Clarkson though.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:19, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:22, archived)
# hahahaha
:DD
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:25, archived)
# I'd be a bit fussy too
if someone was trying to shove a baby's bottle down my ear.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:19, archived)
# I have photos to the contrary!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:23, archived)
# I deny everything
And I am not Dr. Brooke Magnanti!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Ree Yees Witherspoon
Photobucket
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Shopped images only please:)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:17, archived)
# You can't walk the line!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Hey...those guys were rad!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:09, archived)
# More than three pairs of shoes
Fake.

Woo!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:10, archived)
# ....luaP deirub I....
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:17, archived)
# I fucked Ringo!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:18, archived)
# In the octopus garden?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:20, archived)
# No up the shitter.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Oh oh.......................................that means...
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Somebody call a doctor . . . they are going to need HELP !
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:13, archived)
# ...not just anybody...
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Tony Hawks can't touch 'em
he can't sing either:)
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:19, archived)
# He ain't bigger than Jesus.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Should've gone to Spockshavers.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:07, archived)
# That's immonicle Captain!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:09, archived)
# *weighs up frying pan*
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:10, archived)
# *swings*
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:11, archived)
# I like your jokes
Because of that, you'll be LAST against the wall when the revolution comes.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:10, archived)
# He's a gangsta!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:10, archived)
# A hitchhiker's guide to the galaxies . . .
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Proof that everything is evil
with the addition of a beard
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:12, archived)
# One for the weather last weekend...
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:13, archived)
# INDEED!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:22, archived)
# It's that time of year though
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Sherry Boppins!
Ye get yer eyesight back and suddenly the ugliest man in Glasgow isn't good enough for ye...
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:32, archived)
# There's gotta be a porn film called Cherry Poppins!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:36, archived)
# WHy I believe
there is

MAY NOT BE SAFE FOR WORK!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Hey, where'd the link go?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:39, archived)
# End her misery...
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:28, archived)
# I enjoyed the 3D X-Factor the other week...

(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Hahaha
nicely done
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Woo
Are you saying that those to through 3D glasses are a 2D headless Freddie Mercury?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:03, archived)
# It's supposed to be
that one wearing red and one wearing green doing identical movements would create a cheap stereoscopic effect.

Not sure it's all that obvious, though.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:16, archived)
# It's
I'm just being faseashells.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:17, archived)
# why
is the headless man punching himself in the dick?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:07, archived)
# It's his only pleasure
Don't deny him his only pleasure
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:00, archived)
# now it's in your house.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:11, archived)
# WOO!
can you make the lady with the splendid tummy in the penultimate panel 3D as well.

i shall attempt to look at some of that channel 4 stuff tonight with out getting a headache.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:27, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Q her!!!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Oh good grief.
And there was me wondering who the middle two were supposed to be, in an out-of-touch-with-popular-culture sort of way...
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:47, archived)
# sorry, Charlie Brown
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Both from Rome. One went to see
Gaddafi and one didn't.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:07, archived)
# How the devil are you?


Comes out soon according to HMV.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)
# best before: 03 Oct 07
I bet she smells a bit now
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Feesh!
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:44, archived)
# That's ok, it's not actually cheese
More of a synthi-cheese. Lasts forever, goes well with dwarf-bread.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Legally 4% cheese.
That's why it's called a slice not a cheese slice.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Did you see Most Disgusting Foods too?
Horribly enlightening.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Yes
but I knew that before. They have labels dontcha know? :P
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:14, archived)
# I always thought it was plastic made from melted-down cows
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:16, archived)
# I avoid the stuff anyway
I prefer real cheese.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:21, archived)
# What's that smell?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:14, archived)

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