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[challenge entry] It's a living...
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
# the end is extremely fucking nigh
well, i know what film i'll be watching later!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)
# 'nings Smash
Watching "The Sound of Music"...


...again?
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
# 'nings
sound of music? fuck that! if i watched that, all you'd hear is the sound of snoring!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
# that reminds me of one of my favorite image challenges
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry] so is this...
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# don't look so happy, little fella
thanks to those weirdly shaped energy saving bulbs, you'll soon be obsolete
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# There's already a ban on importing them to the EU.
:(
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)
# but what will poor people use?
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Candles made from their own earwax.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:19, archived)
# i've tried that
earwax doesn't burn well
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
#
earwax rendered down feral spawn
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)
# why didn't you say that in the first place?
i'm sure i've got some of that around here somewhere
*rummages*
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)
# They'll have to burn stuff I guess...
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# they're poor
they've got nothing to burn but their kids and final demands from Bright House
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
# :(
Incandescent bulbs are all warm and smiley and friendly, unlike those cold-hearted energy-saving ones.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)
# energy saving bulbs have no soul
this is a known fact. removing the soul makes them last longer, but the procedure is costly. that's why they cost more than ordinary bulbs.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Fucking zombie bulbs!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# if you use them once
every other bulb that goes into the socket after them is infected and instantly becomes an energy saving bulb, too!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Not in my heart.
Not in my heart and indicating I have an idea
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)
# YES
when a cartoon character has an idea, do you see an energy saving bulb appear above their head?
NO.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# FUCK ENERGY
I want ENTERTAINMENT.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
# i want energetic entertainment
by which i mean sex.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:23, archived)
# I'd be happy to supply in vast* quantities*.
*1 actual results may vary.
*2 lol "titties"
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
# heheh
i could ride you hard and put you away wet, little man ;)
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Oh my!
You say little now...
Har har
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)
# i've been spoiled ;)
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
# You'd spoil me ^.^
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
# oh, i would
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:43, archived)
# sounds good!
*lubes up*
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
# WOO HOO!
*raids "special" toy box*
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)
# *patiently waits, while adjusting bondage to be tight and secure as possible*
All ready for you at this end.
And the other end.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Meh.
Use the halogen replacements (approx 44 Watt = 60 Watt):
Dimmable,
Instant-on,
Nice, pleasing shape.

None of this pointless curly, energy-saving, non-dimmable shit we're supposed to put up with.

No invention is *ever* meant to be replaced by something worse than what we had before.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Watt?
Woo.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# in before a second picture which is an unpredictable result of the first
OH GOD WHERE IS IT
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:15, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Hahaha :D
Brilliant adaptation :)
Evolved to adjust to climate change, no doubt?
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:32, archived)
# OH YES!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# this is nice
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)
# SHIRT!
or mug!!! I want to drink this nonsense!!!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:43, archived)
# That is one lovely scarf.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:43, archived)
# I hope you're drawing a wizard
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# I'm drawing tea.
I may draw a wizard tomorrow, keep the suspense and shit.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:48, archived)
# :O
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:19, archived)
# This bulb is being lit without any electrical input.
This needs further investigation.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# wizardry
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Fucking wizards
Always fucking shit up by fucking with god damn science. Fuck wizards, man.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)
# I would draw a wizard, but I'm sure you would bitch about it
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)
# i aint no bitchabouter
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Draw a bitchwizard who bitches about people who bitch and how they are bitches.
Then if he bitches it'd be like proving the bitchwizard right, or something. Falling into a trap.
IT'S A TRAP!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Oh go on!
Draw a wizard draw a wizard draw a wizard draw a wizard draw a wizard draw a wizard pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Piss wizzards!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:47, archived)
# BULB
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this, I think it should win the compo....
I think it should win the compo....
(NumberTwoOfThree Smite do it for laughs Wed 2 Dec 23:26 Add friend Ignore Hide I like this! Reply)
 
 
 
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:56, archived)
# he's like a holy godzilla
son of godzilla
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# I think it should too.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Hahaha oh yes :D
*click*
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)
# hahaha
what's the source for karate jebus?
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Here you go.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# ooh, i might buy the film it's from
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Sweet.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# i wanna know the source for slingshot jesus
:P
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Here.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# why does clicking on reply bring me to the main page
I like this!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:02, archived)
# I was very tempted to have the links go to "I like this!" in all of them.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# hahahhaha
love this
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Hahaha!

(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 23:55, archived)
#
Finally works
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] He'd be bigger than the Beatles

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Ha!
Is the CDC on the screen in the original?
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Hahaha I just noticed this too :D
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry] and

he'd be raving like a nutter
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
:D
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)
# arf...."tell us about these miwacles"
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)
# of course he would
beetles are really small
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)
# "so jesus, do you still bwite your nails eh? eh?, no but sewiously, it must have been tewwible for you..."
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:48, archived)
#
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(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] He'd get fucking rained on.


CFB
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Heh, I'd like to see him preaching in Glasgow
I'm sure he'd get a reaction :)
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Like: "Haw, put some clothes on, ya bawbag!"
:)
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Or possibly just "Yer maw!"
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:16, archived)
# and probably followed by the police
"dodgy geezer"
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody sandals - my feet are killing me
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:12, archived)
# LIES!
sandals are comfy!
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# :) wingtips are dressier
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
[challenge entry] ITV2 unveils new lineup for 2010
"Katie and the kids mean the world to me. It hurts when people say it's just a publicity stunt"

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)
# noooo!
even if he isn't real, he doesn't deserve to be associated with that sweaty munter!
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Haha
Perfect expression on JC there - avoiding eye contact with the paps.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)
# haha
I wonder if he can cure the blind?
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)
# oof!
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha nice!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus would be going on week long benders with commando on repeat
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:57, archived)
# i like his style
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)
# he would say
"I like this John Matrix, I shall make him a figure of higher authority"
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# yes, i believe he would
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)
#

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
#

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)
# raaaaaaaaaaaa
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Your picture makes me laugh
If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
[challenge entry] My first compo entry!


apologies for poor photoshoppage
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)
# :)
now change your sig!
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# awwww thankies!
*blushes furiously*
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
# glastolols
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Trench foot ahoy!
 
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Nicely! :)

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] had 2 do it :D elvisweathercock:)
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# haha
bible basher
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
# hahahahaha
fake...no willy:D:D
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:09, archived)
# cock ::D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)
# wooyay...lolcocks
"bring 'em ON":D
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# this is good
and needs more attention
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:37, archived)
# haha
click
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)
# haha
kewl!
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# :D
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)
# .
Made my morning :D
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:00, archived)
# fucksocks
I saved that exact source pic yesterday with the intention of doing the same thing, but couldn't be arsed to look for a suitable image of Jesus. But to be fair, yours is far better than the trash I would've produced.

A well earned click
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)
# hahaha
this made me wheeze in the office
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)
# mmmmmm
soggy
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Good lord! That car at the back looks a bit like yon Freebase
 
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# hehe..it's allright for some
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry] the third messiah this week........
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
# ask all you like
the fucker never answers
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:23, archived)
# oooo,
"The new Mercedes-Benz Sprinter ambulance", huh?
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
# He had to get in on the act :D
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)
# sack + brick + canal
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Nice paw action.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:25, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# haha :D look at his little gay face
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# hahaha...what an ace gif this is turning out to be
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:24, archived)
# hahaha
he looks like he may be about to bite ....lolz
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:17, archived)
# i count 5312
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# 5669
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
[challenge entry] it's a pea
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# not 11 and 23!
i want 10 and 22!
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Ha!
What split screen? What are you on about??
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Dominator
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:10, archived)
# \|||/
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)
# "and he came upon a donkey"
...or something...
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
# St. Mini Equinus
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Oooo.ooO
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Access all areas!
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# haha
this is not only funny, it is also related to the actual question
10/10
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Brilliance
Woo Yay
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Oh very good indeed!
Much clickage.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Licenced to
gatecrash
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# This should be made!
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# So should "American Guy" then


(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 21:55, archived)
# the american cleveland guy
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Heh :)
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:18, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
[challenge entry] He is the all seeing
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Does it only
Reply in parables ?

:)
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Consider the lilies of the field
aaaahhh
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# no
not 'aaaahhh' !
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 21:58, archived)
# TMWRNJ!
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 21:59, archived)
# If you're into the podcast thing
AIOTM is well worth a listen.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Arse
Smells
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
# ooh
that looks promising
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 22:09, archived)

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