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[challenge entry] He comes but once a year...
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 4:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 4:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 5:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I am not feeling at all bitter at this time of night


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I have two ideas (classy) and thought I'd go with rage first, funny later. So there you are
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 3:57, archived)
# Epic fail on the CFB
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 4:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I've been a bad boy this year
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 3:38, archived)
# DAMN!!
DUDE!! HES SHITTING IN YOUR STOCKING!!!! You've been REALLY bad!!!
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 3:58, archived)
# It's the best gift of all..human feces
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 4:05, archived)
# hee heeeeheee
Amen. (uh, checks stocking.....damn!!!....)
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 5:20, archived)
# last one for today :D
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:49, archived)
# How long is it going to take you to do all the guns in the game?
Also who's notdavew27?
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:50, archived)
# notdavew?
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:53, archived)
# They added me on xbox
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:54, archived)
# i have no idea?
some random, nothing to do with me n why did you accept?
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:54, archived)
# I wasnt asking you specifically
Just davew27 posts on here, well did, so hmmm....
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:55, archived)
# Poor davew27
I wonder if he's still here. I'd be surprised.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:59, archived)
# Hmm
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 3:00, archived)
# It was you!
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 3:01, archived)
# I don't know how I sent you a friend request, I don't remember clicking on the link
Edit: Wait, two "I like this" links went green when I never clicked them, something is wrong
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 3:02, archived)
# Hmmm.... nevermind
I accepted it anyway.

I like having "friends"
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 3:07, archived)
# DRAW A FUCKING CAR DAVE
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 3:23, archived)
[challenge entry] 28 seconds later
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:34, archived)
#
Полно вирусов и прочей гадости. Оказывает плохое влияние на детей. Содержит контент для взрослых
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 3:23, archived)
# uzi does it
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:17, archived)
# This seems like a good place to undergo confession
The only thing I have ever stolen is a small plastic uzi for some sort of action man figure. From my friend. When I was about 6.

The guilt has haunted me since.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Do a riot shield
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:19, archived)
# nah
they are for noobs :)
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:24, archived)
# The uzi's a noob gun, bro
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:24, archived)
# They are mega useful on domination tho
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:26, archived)
# We always kick ass when I'm in a team o 6 of mates
Im pretty sure we had about 2 hours unbeaten on domination the other night. It was awesome
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:27, archived)
# you are a nerd
8-) lol
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:29, archived)
# >:(
At least my avatar looks normal
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:36, archived)
# I prefer accordions
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Fuckin' click cunt.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:54, archived)
# COCK AND BALLS
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:07, archived)
# So apparently when someone asks for a ball-peen hammer they are not looking to be punched in the testicles and penis.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Live & learn
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:17, archived)
[challenge entry] biiig hat


night night b3ta :D
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:37, archived)
# I find this most entertaining
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:45, archived)
# ^
muchly so
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Awesome!
G'night.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:04, archived)
# damn!
WOO!
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 3:24, archived)
# This needs to win.
If only for the fact that's it's not a shitty text-on-image entry.

Very yay!
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 4:01, archived)
# ah that's brilliant!
victorian albino's RULE!
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:59, archived)
# wow!
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Thanks all, but I know the Magic Donkey hates me.
So I know this will never go further than the Popular page... le sigh.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:36, archived)
# good good ;D
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I like how the lead make the paint taste salty...
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:33, archived)
# 3000?
Is it an official holiday or something?
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:36, archived)
# It's the sequel.
even more Spartans
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:51, archived)
#
圣诞快乐!!加油!

It is now 32 hours until my chinese exam. Eghhh.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:39, archived)
# i thought fucking was a town in china until I discovered smirnoff
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Good luck!
(and I know Mine is Japanese, I don't speak Chinese)
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:57, archived)
# KONICHIWAAAAAAAAA
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:08, archived)
#
バカだね
(, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:58, archived)
#
英語のフォーラムでわざわざ日本語で返信を書く方がバカだよ

OH SHI-

.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Good luck, zelterhelterskelter.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Thanks CM.
How are you this fine Thursday morning?
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Good, thank you.
My friend has just had laser eye surgery, so I was round at his house, mocking his red, watery eyes and lack of vision.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Does it work well? I've heard it makes you extra sensitive to bright lights and stuff.
Some laser eye surgery people keep sending me letters. Some company sold my details to them; I can tell as I always spell my name wrong when registering for non-important things.

Unfortunately I've done that so many times I can't actually pintpoint who sold it. ONE OF THEM.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:21, archived)
# You spend a week with sore eyes, unable to look at bright stuff.
After that it's awesome. For 98% of patients.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:26, archived)
# and the other 2% go blind?
never really been that tempted. contacts are fine.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:56, archived)
[challenge entry] ho friggin ho.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:28, archived)
[challenge entry] here's my effort
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Ah'm sick of these muthafuckin balls on this muthafuckin card!
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:16, archived)
# needs more cunt
but other than that, nicely done
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:17, archived)
[challenge entry] BLEURRGH
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:16, archived)
# What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:17, archived)
# you can't peanut butter your cock up a girl's arsehole.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)
# No you can't! :D
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)
# lord knows I've tried
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:22, archived)
# It reminds me this:
www.b3ta.com/board/9647745

The best topic EVER.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:30, archived)
# This one comes pretty darn close
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:02, archived)
# BOOMER!
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 5:42, archived)
# BAAAAA I'M NOT SICK BUT I'M NOT WELLLL

(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:54, archived)
# haha
you should make a tv show based on this
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
# They already have
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)
# then sue them for stealing ideas
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:06, archived)
# I remember Baaa
he was like a little pet for the board. The kind of pet that whines for attention until you kick it in the face.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Oh yeah I remember him/her too!
Hey there!
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:17, archived)
# B3tans we need back: DEMAND A CABINET, Ding
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:34, archived)
# Haha
Series 7 spoilers
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:02, archived)
# That's rather judgmental of him.
Mark should get a life.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:02, archived)
# mark should hire the orgazoid for jez's next birthday
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Made this for my friend Dawn a few years back.
ENJOY! Update, made Filesize MUCH smaller :p

Credit goes to me for the Picture and my lovely wife for the poetry :)
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
#
wtf is wrong with your wife?
Did you meet in a care home?
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:44, archived)
# ^This
(, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 6:04, archived)
# Erm..... size etc... and that's a bit fucked up
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# A FAIL OF MONUMENTAL SIZE.
B&
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)
# there are at least x
things wrong with that picture
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:47, archived)
# He's got he's footing!
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:52, archived)
# pardon?
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:53, archived)
# He's got he's footing.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
# aaah
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Modems and, of course,
Luddites with mobile devices, you cocking.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:54, archived)
# You are all really going to tell this person
that this is fucked up?

I don't mean to harp but I have really seen some messed up things here as well.

I will say this, you are probably going to hell.

edit: 948 kilobabley GIF?!?!?!
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:54, archived)
# You're the one who shopped a dead guy's face onto santa
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Did I?
:D When???
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)
# FREEBASE IS DEAD
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:59, archived)
# O Rly?
How'd he die? Hopefully from some sort of anal fissure...
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Didnt think of mobile users.
How unlike the Christmas Spirit of me, there you go, now it should be a shade over 200KB...
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:00, archived)
# are you some kind of spawn of chris morris?
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)
# The Worbel Fly IS a parasite.
It enters it's host through the foot, chews out it's throat, bores through it's backbone then emerges through a hole in it's back.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:35, archived)
# Match made in heaven*
*may not be true
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Ah cheers mate
Probably not your type though.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:51, archived)
# I was talking about your wife
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:01, archived)
# To the schools!
With your artistic talent, your wife's poetic force, and my bayonetted-super-soaker...we can annihilate christmas once and for all!
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:52, archived)
# wooo
that is fúcking SKILL that is

(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] time to take the mood stabilisers again
we all love Christmas

happy chrimbo
xx
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)
# nice
i do like a bit of domestic strife, me
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Have a doodle.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# I'm going that way, do you need a lift?
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)
# NEEDS MORE ARROWS
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)
# ARROWFRO!
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:43, archived)
# ARROW'D
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:47, archived)
[challenge entry] :C
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:32, archived)
# did a shit on a card once
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:32, archived)
[challenge entry] That's unpleasant. I MADE ONE I PUT IT HERE
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Thank you for the card
I'll stick it on some string and drape it across the kitchen
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)
# You are welcome
I hope you like the personal touches I added just for you
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Im not great at farewells
so
That'll do pig
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
# THAT IS A SHIT MESS
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
# but a merry one
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)
# I'm going to make these
out of poo and toilet paper, and send them to all my bestest friends
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# I'm about to go to bed
I think I've given myself nightmares



Click for SEVENTY FUCKING K bigger.

Good night, sleep tight, don't let the ghosts and their squiddy friends bite.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
# HALLO DAVE
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:32, archived)
# He's got he's footing
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
# I swear, this is the first thing I thought of too
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:52, archived)
# zalgo, he...
...oh dear
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
# I was going to make a similar comment on your squidmouse
:)
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# christmas...
...it comes!
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)
# if i weren't about to go to bed and dream bad dreams
i'd now make a christmas card of santa claus with tentacles bursting from his eyes and blood spraying over the terrified child woken in his bed
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# \o/
:D sleep well!
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:48, archived)
# i shall try
and likewise yourself

and if you feel a tentacle slipping under the covers at night then don't fight, for the love of god don't fight, it doesn't make him angry, he doesn't get angry, he doesn't feel our emotions, but it doesn't pay to cross him, he won't take impertinance, we are less than ants in his eyes we are his playthings his toys his to have and to hold and to tear and break and rape and destroy and it is fitting it is meet it is the way of the universe
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)
# ._.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Haha dammit at least 5 seconds before I noticed again
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# This one was trickier, I agree
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# eeeep!!!
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)
# slowly she fades away leaving behind only the lingering scent of the crypt
and a pair of eyes glowing in your face and soft lips floating before you breathing charnal fumes onto your face, your desperate lungs snatching each terrified gasp of decay and the putrid stench of death

and a tentacle slips up your thigh and you can't move and it flicks against your skin and inside you scream and you scream but the eyes they fixate you and the lips they breath their inevitable cloying weight of dead air and the tentacle it caresses you and reaches up, and reaches up and you panic and break and run but your body is locked and you fight the prison of your skin and you lie helpless and breath the crypt and see the deep black eyes of unknowable ancient otherness and the tentacle it probes
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:43, archived)
# :'c

hold me
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)
# come closer
that's right, closer....

closer....

(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:48, archived)
#
and then you wipe your cock on the curtain and go for a pint
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)
# a man has to get his kicks somehow
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I've done one.

Let's make it the last.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:23, archived)
# No we did star wars christmas last year
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
# He's getting his footing
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
# pardon?
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
# He's getting he's footing
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
# aaah
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)
# STAR WARS HEH
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
[challenge entry] They should sell these, pre-printed, at my workplace
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Is Steve not popular at your work?
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Are you Steve?
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:14, archived)
# I am Steve :(
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Don't give the bastard one back
That'll show 'em.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Poor steve :(
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Hey, Steve.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:19, archived)
# I'm only *click*ing this post so you'll *click* mine
Ninglynongles!!!
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
# TRUE
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:40, archived)

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