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He comes but once a year...
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TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur. ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 4:00,
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Grampa ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 4:21,
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 5:42,
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I am not feeling at all bitter at this time of night
Click for bigger (37 kb) I have two ideas (classy) and thought I'd go with rage first, funny later. So there you are
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 3:57,
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Epic fail on the CFB
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Grampa ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 4:48,
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I've been a bad boy this year
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ami2weird4u I have 10 penises. ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 3:38,
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DAMN!!
DUDE!! HES SHITTING IN YOUR STOCKING!!!! You've been REALLY bad!!!
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Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS. ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 3:58,
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It's the best gift of all..human feces
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ami2weird4u I have 10 penises. ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 4:05,
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hee heeeeheee
Amen. (uh, checks stocking.....damn!!!....)
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Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS. ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 5:20,
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last one for today :D
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FIEND ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:49,
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How long is it going to take you to do all the guns in the game?
Also who's notdavew27?
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:50,
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notdavew?
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FIEND ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:53,
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They added me on xbox
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:54,
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i have no idea?
some random, nothing to do with me n why did you accept?
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FIEND ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:54,
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I wasnt asking you specifically
Just davew27 posts on here, well did, so hmmm....
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:55,
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Poor davew27
I wonder if he's still here. I'd be surprised.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:59,
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Hmm
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davew27 hevosen kuva! ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 3:00,
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It was you!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 3:01,
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I don't know how I sent you a friend request, I don't remember clicking on the link
Edit: Wait, two "I like this" links went green when I never clicked them, something is wrong
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davew27 hevosen kuva! ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 3:02,
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Hmmm.... nevermind
I accepted it anyway. I like having "friends"
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 3:07,
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DRAW A FUCKING CAR DAVE
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 3:23,
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28 seconds later
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injektilo smoking the weed that killed elvis ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:34,
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Полно вирусов и прочей гадости. Оказывает плохое влияние на детей. Содержит контент для взрослых
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 3:23,
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uzi does it
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FIEND ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:17,
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This seems like a good place to undergo confession
The only thing I have ever stolen is a small plastic uzi for some sort of action man figure. From my friend. When I was about 6. The guilt has haunted me since.
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:19,
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Do a riot shield
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:19,
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nah
they are for noobs :)
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FIEND ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:24,
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The uzi's a noob gun, bro
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:24,
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They are mega useful on domination tho
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:26,
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We always kick ass when I'm in a team o 6 of mates
Im pretty sure we had about 2 hours unbeaten on domination the other night. It was awesome
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:27,
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you are a nerd
8-) lol
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FIEND ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:29,
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>:(
At least my avatar looks normal
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:36,
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I prefer accordions
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:47,
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:43,
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Fuckin' click cunt.
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An Egg ,D ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:54,
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COCK AND BALLS
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:07,
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So apparently when someone asks for a ball-peen hammer they are not looking to be punched in the testicles and penis.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:10,
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Live & learn
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:17,
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biiig hat
night night b3ta :D
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:37,
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I find this most entertaining
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:45,
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^
muchly so
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:16,
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Awesome!
G'night.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:04,
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damn!
WOO!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 3:24,
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This needs to win.
If only for the fact that's it's not a shitty text-on-image entry. Very yay!
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Grampa ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 4:01,
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ah that's brilliant!
victorian albino's RULE!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 10:59,
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wow!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:15,
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Thanks all, but I know the Magic Donkey hates me.
So I know this will never go further than the Popular page... le sigh.
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:36,
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good good ;D
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herman:D ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:44,
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I like how the lead make the paint taste salty...
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paramedicman loves drunk drivers ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:33,
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3000?
Is it an official holiday or something?
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:36,
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It's the sequel.
even more Spartans
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Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:51,
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圣诞快乐!!加油! It is now 32 hours until my chinese exam. Eghhh.
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:39,
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i thought fucking was a town in china until I discovered smirnoff
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:41,
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Good luck!
(and I know Mine is Japanese, I don't speak Chinese)
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An Egg ,D ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:57,
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KONICHIWAAAAAAAAA
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:08,
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バカだね
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JazzSpider ,
Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:58,
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英語のフォーラムでわざわざ日本語で返信を書く方がバカだよ OH SHI- .
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The 2-Belo OH SHI--[Sound of impact][End of recording] ,
Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:30,
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Good luck, zelterhelterskelter.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:05,
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Thanks CM.
How are you this fine Thursday morning?
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:07,
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Good, thank you.
My friend has just had laser eye surgery, so I was round at his house, mocking his red, watery eyes and lack of vision.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:18,
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Does it work well? I've heard it makes you extra sensitive to bright lights and stuff.
Some laser eye surgery people keep sending me letters. Some company sold my details to them; I can tell as I always spell my name wrong when registering for non-important things. Unfortunately I've done that so many times I can't actually pintpoint who sold it. ONE OF THEM.
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:21,
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You spend a week with sore eyes, unable to look at bright stuff.
After that it's awesome. For 98% of patients.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:26,
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and the other 2% go blind?
never really been that tempted. contacts are fine.
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:38,
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An Egg ,D ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:56,
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ho friggin ho.
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glubglub should be working on ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:28,
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here's my effort
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:19,
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Ah'm sick of these muthafuckin balls on this muthafuckin card!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:16,
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needs more cunt
but other than that, nicely done
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:17,
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BLEURRGH
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FIEND ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:16,
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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:17,
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you can't peanut butter your cock up a girl's arsehole.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:20,
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No you can't! :D
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:20,
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lord knows I've tried
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:22,
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It reminds me this:
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:30,
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This one comes pretty darn close
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:02,
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BOOMER!
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Rogue Sausage ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 5:42,
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BAAAAA I'M NOT SICK BUT I'M NOT WELLLL
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__ ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:54,
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haha
you should make a tv show based on this
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4Q just lurking ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:55,
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They already have
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:57,
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then sue them for stealing ideas
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4Q just lurking ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:06,
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I remember Baaa
he was like a little pet for the board. The kind of pet that whines for attention until you kick it in the face.
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Mystery_Bob ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:12,
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Oh yeah I remember him/her too!
Hey there!
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:17,
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B3tans we need back: DEMAND A CABINET, Ding
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:34,
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Haha
Series 7 spoilers
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:58,
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4Q just lurking ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:02,
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That's rather judgmental of him.
Mark should get a life.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:02,
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mark should hire the orgazoid for jez's next birthday
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JoePesky ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:03,
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Made this for my friend Dawn a few years back.
ENJOY! Update, made Filesize MUCH smaller :p Credit goes to me for the Picture and my lovely wife for the poetry :)
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Anal_Volley_Net ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:42,
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wtf is wrong with your wife? Did you meet in a care home?
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4Q just lurking ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:44,
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^This
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Grampa ,
Sun 13 Dec 2009, 6:04,
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Erm..... size etc... and that's a bit fucked up
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:45,
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A FAIL OF MONUMENTAL SIZE.
B&
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:46,
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there are at least x
things wrong with that picture
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:47,
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He's got he's footing!
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boris the spider ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:52,
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pardon?
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4Q just lurking ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:53,
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He's got he's footing.
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boris the spider ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:55,
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aaah
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4Q just lurking ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:03,
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Modems and, of course,
Luddites with mobile devices, you cocking.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:54,
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You are all really going to tell this person
that this is fucked up? I don't mean to harp but I have really seen some messed up things here as well. I will say this, you are probably going to hell. edit: 948 kilobabley GIF?!?!?!
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:54,
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You're the one who shopped a dead guy's face onto santa
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:56,
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Did I?
:D When???
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:58,
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FREEBASE IS DEAD
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:59,
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O Rly?
How'd he die? Hopefully from some sort of anal fissure...
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:01,
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Didnt think of mobile users.
How unlike the Christmas Spirit of me, there you go, now it should be a shade over 200KB...
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Anal_Volley_Net ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:00,
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are you some kind of spawn of chris morris?
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JoePesky ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:20,
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The Worbel Fly IS a parasite.
It enters it's host through the foot, chews out it's throat, bores through it's backbone then emerges through a hole in it's back.
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Anal_Volley_Net ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:35,
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Match made in heaven*
*may not be true
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JoePesky ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:46,
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Ah cheers mate
Probably not your type though.
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Anal_Volley_Net ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:51,
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I was talking about your wife
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JoePesky ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:01,
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To the schools!
With your artistic talent, your wife's poetic force, and my bayonetted-super-soaker...we can annihilate christmas once and for all!
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:52,
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wooo
that is fúcking SKILL that is
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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:12,
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time to take the mood stabilisers again
happy chrimbo xx
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:40,
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nice
i do like a bit of domestic strife, me
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 1:21,
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Have a doodle.
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Captain_lambkin adifferent.me ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:35,
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I'm going that way, do you need a lift?
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:36,
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NEEDS MORE ARROWS
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:38,
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ARROWFRO!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:43,
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ARROW'D
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Shada ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:45,
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Yay!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:47,
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:C
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FIEND ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:32,
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did a shit on a card once
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Shada ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:32,
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That's unpleasant. I MADE ONE I PUT IT HERE
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:33,
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Thank you for the card
I'll stick it on some string and drape it across the kitchen
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:38,
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You are welcome
I hope you like the personal touches I added just for you
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:38,
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Im not great at farewells
so That'll do pig
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:42,
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THAT IS A SHIT MESS
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:33,
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but a merry one
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Shiksa ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:36,
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:36,
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I'm going to make these
out of poo and toilet paper, and send them to all my bestest friends
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boris the spider ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:37,
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I'm about to go to bed
I think I've given myself nightmares Click for SEVENTY FUCKING K bigger. Good night, sleep tight, don't let the ghosts and their squiddy friends bite.
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boris the spider ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:29,
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HALLO DAVE
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Shada ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:32,
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He's got he's footing
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boris the spider ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:33,
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I swear, this is the first thing I thought of too
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waofy ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:52,
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zalgo, he...
...oh dear
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:33,
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I was going to make a similar comment on your squidmouse
:)
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boris the spider ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:35,
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christmas...
...it comes!
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:38,
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if i weren't about to go to bed and dream bad dreams
i'd now make a christmas card of santa claus with tentacles bursting from his eyes and blood spraying over the terrified child woken in his bed
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boris the spider ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:45,
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\o/
:D sleep well!
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:48,
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i shall try
and likewise yourself and if you feel a tentacle slipping under the covers at night then don't fight, for the love of god don't fight, it doesn't make him angry, he doesn't get angry, he doesn't feel our emotions, but it doesn't pay to cross him, he won't take impertinance, we are less than ants in his eyes we are his playthings his toys his to have and to hold and to tear and break and rape and destroy and it is fitting it is meet it is the way of the universe
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boris the spider ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:51,
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._.
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:53,
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Haha dammit at least 5 seconds before I noticed again
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:34,
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This one was trickier, I agree
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boris the spider ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:35,
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eeeep!!!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:39,
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slowly she fades away leaving behind only the lingering scent of the crypt
and a pair of eyes glowing in your face and soft lips floating before you breathing charnal fumes onto your face, your desperate lungs snatching each terrified gasp of decay and the putrid stench of death and a tentacle slips up your thigh and you can't move and it flicks against your skin and inside you scream and you scream but the eyes they fixate you and the lips they breath their inevitable cloying weight of dead air and the tentacle it caresses you and reaches up, and reaches up and you panic and break and run but your body is locked and you fight the prison of your skin and you lie helpless and breath the crypt and see the deep black eyes of unknowable ancient otherness and the tentacle it probes
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boris the spider ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:43,
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:'c
hold me
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:46,
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come closer
that's right, closer.... closer....
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boris the spider ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:48,
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and then you wipe your cock on the curtain and go for a pint
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4Q just lurking ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:46,
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a man has to get his kicks somehow
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boris the spider ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:48,
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I've done one.
Let's make it the last.
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4Q just lurking ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:23,
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No we did star wars christmas last year
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:25,
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He's getting his footing
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:26,
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pardon?
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4Q just lurking ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:29,
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He's getting he's footing
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boris the spider ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:29,
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aaah
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4Q just lurking ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:30,
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STAR WARS HEH
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Shada ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:33,
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They should sell these, pre-printed, at my workplace
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__ ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:13,
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Is Steve not popular at your work?
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4Q just lurking ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:14,
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Are you Steve?
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4Q just lurking ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:14,
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I am Steve :(
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__ ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:15,
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Don't give the bastard one back
That'll show 'em.
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:18,
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Poor steve :(
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:15,
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Hey, Steve.
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Ttssattsr ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:19,
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I'm only *click*ing this post so you'll *click* mine
Ninglynongles!!!
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 10 Dec 2009, 0:21,
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TRUE
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Choke ,
Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:40,
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