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# I think I drank too much last night
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Heffalumps and Woozles
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 21:54, archived)
#

(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 21:56, archived)
# *rubs eyes*
it's de ja vu ... drinks more
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Christmas has Santa Claus New Year's Day has Mr Pinkie
he get around a lot at this time of year.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:25, archived)
# christ
thats disturbing
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Why it's just a picture of an alley-way, what are you seeing?
;)
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Back to work then...
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 21:27, archived)
# I'm back at work on the 11th :D
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 21:31, archived)
# This is you this is...
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Not far off actually
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 21:39, archived)
# PObdfhksrzfbvkkfgjsgdsjgsjssdfd :)
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:30, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:46, archived)
# I'm unemployed.
ner ner nerner ner...
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 21:38, archived)
# OOOH Vera, that's a bit political love


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In some parallel universe, they're all thinking it.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 19:57, archived)
# RACIST!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 20:19, archived)
# LACIST!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Frank and Beans
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a road sin!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 19:36, archived)
# no it's not
it's a polynomial

but it still made me snigger
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 20:23, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 21:12, archived)
# *Glees!*
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 23:12, archived)
# jesus christ.....
*cleek*
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 6:00, archived)
# Q & D
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 18:52, archived)
# :)
Happy New Year Mof!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Happy New Year Sushi
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Happy New Year Maximinimus!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Cheers, same to you :)
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 19:24, archived)
# happy new year :D
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(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Hey, Herman.
Why is James Bond in Dr Who?

Not to mention these guys! bit.ly/5YjACE
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 19:24, archived)
# dont no why ?
do you
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 19:28, archived)
# No, I don't.
That is why I asked you silly!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 19:45, archived)
# James Bond? Where was he?
Nevermind (Timothy Dalton - so over-acted I could barely watch him)
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Aye,
but I do have to say I fucking loved him in Hot Fuzz :D
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:22, archived)
# yea, I just watched it aswell :)
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 20:08, archived)
# On reflection it wasn't all shit this evening
as it was Russel T Davis' last episode
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 21:18, archived)
# I had it on in the background,
but wasn't really paying attention. I was supremely confused by James Bond being in it and also those dinosaurs from the old show Dinosaurs!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Somebody call The Doctor?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 8:27, archived)
# My first post of the decade...
...sorry its so shit...

(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 18:15, archived)
# She's having a stroke.
Cute croc though.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Happy New Year B3ta :)
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 17:45, archived)
# oh dear....
Who gave the cat Sauvignon blanc again?
and Happy New Year fella.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 17:47, archived)
# raaawr happy new year :)
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 17:50, archived)
# yaaaay!
:)
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Now that's what I call a party animal
Happy New Year to you too
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 17:50, archived)
# What's your new year's resolution?
Mine is 1280x800.

lol.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 17:50, archived)
# ha ha
Mine are only made so as to give me a target for breaking em.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 17:58, archived)
# The cheese-on-a-pole and Bishops hat I can understand
but the horn? Hmmmm. No, I'm stumped.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 19:55, archived)
# BUMTRUMPETING!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 21:28, archived)
# I've already broken one of mine :(
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# 1920x1080 :D
But really... Less junk, more exercise. Same as every year tbh!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 19:18, archived)
# I recognise that hat............


edit: actually no - it's different. Ah well
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 17:56, archived)
#
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(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 18:00, archived)
# Appy Ewe Ear
:D
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 18:35, archived)
# One sided conversation

cfb, pops, about 7.5"x9.5" woodcut
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 17:25, archived)
# That's very nice.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Stoopid human can't understand butterfly talk
Nice.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 17:26, archived)
# That's lully:)
Shame she can't reply to the lully talking buttyfly!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm shit at maths ergo:
Photobucket
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 17:16, archived)
# RIS?
not sure I get it -- don't know the wafer thingy.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 18:56, archived)
# it's a Mitsubush-e
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 19:09, archived)
# It's
an ecstasy tablet (E) and MC Hammer.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 19:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea pea pea pea pea pea..... pearoast
pearost for challenge:


(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:13, archived)
# 7 Shape ... let's be ruled but some upperclass righwing TWAT


7-Shape Vector David "Bully for Me, Bullingdon" Cameron (T-shirt)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.

View All - My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tans
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(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 17:10, archived)
# He looks a mite like thatcher in this....
Is that intentional?
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Most
Definitely ... it's to make people remember what we're about to buy into
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Sadly, if one has to choose between Brown or Cameron
They're going to be disappointed either way.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 17:15, archived)
# I think we should start an internet campaign
to get Rage Against the Machine elected as the next government - "Rage Against the Windbags" it should be called now if everybody votes for the new Rage Against the Machine Government we can all ensure that neither Brown or Cameron get into No.10 (or is it No.11 thesedays?)

:D

Start downloading your voting papers :D
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Mark Thomas for Prime Minister!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Now that I could make an effort for
:D
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Seconded!
Add you vote below!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 17:34, archived)
# And
Mark Steele for Deputy PM, Billy Bragg as Commons Minstrel. Bring on the socialist democracy!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 18:29, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 18:28, archived)
# Nicely :)
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 17:39, archived)
# ohhhh, ballsack for an Adam's Apple
I hate it when that happens.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 18:48, archived)
# can you
vector the words "cunt" below his face?
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 18:51, archived)
# One step ahead




More an a subliminal tip but will show on the massive head printed on a t-shirt or that's the idea.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 19:42, archived)
# random boredness...
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:20, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Some say his breath tastes of bacon...
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:25, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Also, I'm in trouble! :(
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:36, archived)
# The last thing you want is Brown invading Yemen
They don't call him Brown for nothing.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:37, archived)
# You need antioxidants
to clear up those free radicals.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Pfft :)
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:48, archived)
# UR SO RAD LOL
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 19:25, archived)
#
No mention that the day before that, the US navy bombed a camp in Yemen. Hmmmm... US bombs Yemen camp. Next day, Yemen-connected person attempts ill-prepared attack on US plane. Connections? Naahhh....
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:08, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:28, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeee
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(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:30, archived)
# NO HAMMOND, DON'T TOUCH THE BRAKES!
It'll all go wrong, I'll tell ya that :D

(ps woooooooo)
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:31, archived)
# bloody back seat drivers
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:30, archived)
# do a version where everyone bar the stig
get killified
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 17:56, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 19:36, archived)
#
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(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Dog Jedi fell to the Marrowbone-goodness side of the Force
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:18, archived)
# strong but milky thx
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:50, archived)
# That's what I like to see. No sugar!
woo.

Nice friend gave me some Fortnam and Mason tea for Chrimbo. THey know me too well. I'm a tea snob. None of this teabag in a cup crap for me. :D
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:55, archived)
# tried lapsang souchong for the first time on christmas day
amazing stuff, could very well drink it forever
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:56, archived)
# When I say earl grey, you say yes please
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:01, archived)
# :D
always a pleasure
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Real tea is the greatest drink of all.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Pah!
Pretend tea ftw.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Cassandra the cat is a fan of your work
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:17, archived)
# oh hai cassiecat
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Bloody hell!
Look at that festive goblet
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Pretty kitty!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:36, archived)
# I have such pics of this kittin
as to make you go "Awwwwwrrrrrrrawwww!"
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 17:29, archived)
# yessssss!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 17:02, archived)
# I don't even own a teapot :(
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:56, archived)
# THere's a great shop near me called Tiger that sells really cool stuff extremely cheaply
I got a Bodum style glass teapot with a little gauze cylinder that you put the tea leaves in and don't have to use a strainer.
Cost me three quid:D
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:00, archived)
# That's a bit far for me to go :)
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Worth it.
It tastes sooooo muc better! I even have a nice big teacup and sauces with matching milk jug.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Haha
not such a tea snob then, eh? Teapots should be porcelain, tea leaves should be free to circulate in the pot, get your snob on dude, this isn't good enough.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Works well if you have a tea cozy to hide the tea buildup that you'll obviously leave there for flavout:P
Yes. I do warm the pot. Rolls better that way:P
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Need a teaspoon?
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:05, archived)
# I feel Call of Duty would be a lot better with the addition of a tactical spoon.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Sarge, we've stirred up a hornet's nest!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Nah, it's just a storm in a teacup
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:24, archived)
# I for one
would not want to get in a fight with a Gurkha, unarmed or wielding anything. Very nice blokes, can kick seven bells of shite out of you whilst still smiling.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Ghurka Vision!
Photobucket
This guys can kick seven shades of shit out of you and make you laugh
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:37, archived)
# "But why a spoon?
....it'll hurt more"
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:24, archived)
#

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(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:43, archived)
# *glees*
Happy Easter!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:45, archived)
# yay!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:50, archived)
# hahaha!
These bleedin 'futurologists', turning up on radio phone-ins, talking bollo- oh. Shit. I think you're on to something here.

*EDIT* Oh, and have a bit more death from above from the olden days:

(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Tyrannosoaring through the clouds
I look forward to this future. Should be exciting.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:20, archived)
# happy new year everyone!


our boiler broke 3 days ago and can't be fixed till monday, its cocking freezing in here unless you're sitting in front of the fire.
thus this.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Set fire to your neighbours
And nice wood (oooerr).
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Well at least it may be a more snuggly new year.
Have you found an old piano and used that for fire wook like in Billy Elliot?
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Here
sorry I didn't reply to your gaz yesterday. Or today. Good new years?
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:43, archived)
# fell alseep to about 8pm:P
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:51, archived)
# we're going for art rather than music
we're buring loads of pine left over from an instillation at the gallery i voltunteer at.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Ah
Pinewood studio huh?
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:52, archived)
# It's too hot here
18*C on wednesday. It has not felt very festive :(
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Well sort your thermastat out!
wotcha matey. Haven't seen you round these here parts for a while!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Hello :)
I've been one link over :)
Had a good Christmas and New Year?
I got out-talled at the Christmas bash by Captain Tallbeard, he's 6'7 :S
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:45, archived)
# damn him! He's probably talkboard so doesn't count as a real b3tard:P
Yeah. Very good Chrimbo. In itself pretty crap though.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:46, archived)
# He's an inactive talkboarder too :)
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:50, archived)
# ONOES! lurker!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:51, archived)
# >_>
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:42, archived)
# I wanted snow!
It snowed here last Christmas
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:46, archived)
# My nose has no smell
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Then how does it...
Erm.. hang on
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)
# How does it dog?
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)
# In a car:P
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)
# O hai Jollyjack
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:14, archived)
# squirrelolz
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:17, archived)
# I could see the squirrels, and they were married
but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:22, archived)
# woof
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Is that Tim Minchin?
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:39, archived)
# can it be milked?
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 20:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)
# BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:05, archived)
# BUNNY
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:48, archived)
# YAY! BUNNEH!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:07, archived)
# So it's 2010........................... now what?
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Shop matress is stuck indoors
I think he wants to go out and have fun. I feel bad for him.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Shop mattrisses don't survive for long in cold weather
That's why we have to cover them in duvets.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:06, archived)
# but he's worried that the damp air will make him smell bad in the long term
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)
# 'ello Mr. HT
How was your new year?
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)
# it was pleasant
yours?
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Oh rock and roll!
I thought I'd watch some telly at about 8pm and then figure out what I was going to do. I then woke up at 6am:P
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Lolfutons?
And how many of them are called Zem?
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)
# some of zem?
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy New Year! :D
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Happy 14:25!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Be fair,
I was partaying last night!! :)
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 14:26, archived)
# happy 14:28
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Merry 14:31mas, buddy.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Oh dear. This is a terrible pun.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 14:29, archived)

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