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# facts are factual...


edit:is it always so quiet on a saturday now? used to be non stop chatter and spang worthy puns all day long when I joined
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:48, archived)
# hahahah I like this
click!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
# thanks
:D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)
# useful information
*takes note*
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:53, archived)
# that there
is life saving information
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:55, archived)
# a definitive guide at last! nicely.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Everyone knows it
the greys just aren't right. Even Gandalf was shit when he was grey.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 13:06, archived)
# I like the hat on the red squirrel
it suits it :)
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 13:10, archived)
# I'm confused

Where are the tits?
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 13:11, archived)
# terribly sorry old bean
how's this?

(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 13:18, archived)
# :D

(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Someone had to do it.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 14:42, archived)
# http://threewordphrase.com/struttin2.htm
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 13:19, archived)
# If you like red squirrels see my video
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 13:35, archived)
# nice vid btw
:D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Maaaan, this is awesome :)
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 13:46, archived)
# no!
you're awesome man!

*manhugs for a fraction too long*
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 13:47, archived)
# *gets aroused*
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 14:06, archived)
# *watches*
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Bomic The Fag Shot
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Fantastic

(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:45, archived)
# I like this :D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:46, archived)
# thanks
both of you :)
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Gotta go fast!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Oh fuck yes.
I really like this.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 15:06, archived)
# calls himself a Christian an'all

de-RIS: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8460520.stm

Thx to Herman:D for the background pic :)
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)
# How can it be divine retribution when Haiti is 90% Christian?
Unless he's suggesting the retribution was from Thor or Zeus or Quetzalcoatl, etc.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)
# These sort of c***s have been coming out of the woodwork since this.
There's been quite a few of this sort of quote on fstdt.com
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Look, do not argue or apply logic to Pat the pratt
He'll have you smote down like a gnat.
He talks to God and that's that.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 14:19, archived)
# What a disgusting man.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] prol bin dun
and prol dun better lol

(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# sorry to break it to you, but
it's bindun loads already
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Yes,
but not with such clumsy and unnatural dialogue.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:45, archived)
# hurrah
I win at being shit


small things mean a lot to me
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Anyone else sick of this yet?
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Nah, I reckon you're the only one

(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Thought so.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:56, archived)
# clearly a bad compo idea to start with
it was always going to be a load of words with 'i' in front
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# iExpect
iA iLot iOf iUs iAre
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] 'noon
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# woo
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha nice
Wha yoo want mista poleese-man.. get to tha choppa!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)
#
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(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] This was in my head


"We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)
# iNdependence Day?
Don't give up the day, Jobs!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:52, archived)
# idependence
shurley?
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Guess he can afford it
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:54, archived)
# computer: FOCUS

(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:58, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:01, archived)
# My name is mediocre and I approve of this message.

(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:21, archived)
# * Logs back in....
"I like this!"

/logs back off
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] not worth own thread
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:36, archived)
# haiti-earthquake
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(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Help yourself :D
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(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:55, archived)
# RECTANGLE GHOST IS UPSET

please imagine I shopped an upset-looking face on there
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:56, archived)
#
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:14, archived)
#
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(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:25, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:27, archived)
#
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:48, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)
# It's funny because lots of people died
and they were too poor to buy KFC anyway
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:55, archived)
# i heard they'd rather eat a people!
than a succulent fried chicken breast.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:04, archived)
# I don't think so

(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:21, archived)
# It's multilayered
It's also funny because black people like fried chicken. Apparently.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:49, archived)
#
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(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:57, archived)
#
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(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:58, archived)
# I'm sure there was a good reason I un-ignored you,
can't think what it was.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Heh, same here
I had him on ignore for a while when he first came on here. Was thinking about putting him on the list again.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# had you on ignore for a while 2 :D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# That's great Herman

(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:45, archived)
# hehehe
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:48, archived)
# thanks
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)
# I'm a bad 'un ;)
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Lol :D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Mad remix
(from a video I made)
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:24, archived)
# U MAD?
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:28, archived)
# I mad, u mad, we all mad for iPad
 
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)
# People willingly buy 'trendy' Apple gadgets from a man dressed like that?
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:34, archived)
# If he wanted to look more trendy he shouldn't have tucked his top into his jeans
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Check out my wicked sneakers, bro. I tucked my shirt into my pants so I'm streamlined and smooth JUST LIKE MY AWESOME PRODUCTS.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:56, archived)
# .
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Haha oh fuck yes.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:56, archived)
# HAHA
Video is 100% win
click
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:50, archived)
# The all nee Flat Pack App
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 9:29, archived)
# sorry for TJ...
...here's a work in progress. Have you ever noticed that grey squirrels are really the zombie squirrel version of red squirrel? Yes! Me too! Will eventually become a comic strip if I can be arsed.

edit: now finished, up there ^

(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:20, archived)
# ha ha
He looks like he's just drunk his 8th pint jug of Redbull and Vodka.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:33, archived)
# having been on the wrong end of redbull & vodka i'd have to agree
you look exactly like that, with a tail and everything
and end up asleep in a tree
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Why?
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 9:27, archived)
# a puddytat......?
Needs tweety
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 9:28, archived)
# a cweepin upp on me.....
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:24, archived)
# iCame

iConquered
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 9:29, archived)
# I prefer
I saw
I conquered
I came

:-)
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:25, archived)
# ohhhh right
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:20, archived)
# IT'S THE WEEKEND!
- Logs onto b3ta to have some fun
- Sees that people are still just putting and "i" in front of every word
- Logs off again and goes back to bed to nail the misses
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:04, archived)
# *hands hammer*

(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:09, archived)
#
can i come back to bed to nail your misses :D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Usually when someone advertises that he's off to "nail the missis"
It can often be translated as " I am single, I have a large pron collection, internets are my only friend "
Well, it works for me!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Pretty much what I thought.
LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:05, archived)
# How romantic!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Lets be fair there is one use for the ipad
To view Porn on the move (Picture of atomic kitten or it would be nsfw)


Click to see one of the kittens naked

(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:57, archived)
# CFB is fucking hawt!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 9:03, archived)
# I'd prefer a picture of RedSushi naked
but that's just me talking.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 9:03, archived)
# ..
me
the drugs
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 9:13, archived)
# Haha, you say that
but apple have already let developers off the leash for apps. One company has already made an app that lets you watch a vast amount of porn. (Y)
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry] DiYPad?
With apologies to randomly selected purveyors of projection TV kits:



I even preserved the brilliant misspellings...
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:42, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 11:04, archived)
# DOM: COM
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 7:58, archived)
# haha I don't know why but I'm finding this mad and funny
:D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:07, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:21, archived)
# me too.
sort of thing that makes logging on to b3ta in the morning not seem like I am sad and have no life or friends a real pleasure

nice one mofaha. *clickety*
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:37, archived)
# Life, Friends? s'plain these concepts to me :D
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:51, archived)
# Haven't used the megadominator yet. But I've used the other two.

And from one of their other albums
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:10, archived)
# ALSO
DOMINATION, MOTHERFUCKERS!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:11, archived)
# : HAS COMMENCED
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:18, archived)
# DOMINATION IS ENDLESS
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:24, archived)
# RESISTANCE IS USELESS
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:27, archived)
# ALSO ERRATIC
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:31, archived)
# ALSO ELASTIC
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:38, archived)
# aaaaaand it's time for bed :)
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:39, archived)
# CYA
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:40, archived)
# fuck this entire thread is turning my brain upside down in my skull
goodnight!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 9:04, archived)
# this is saturday morning
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:18, archived)
# Yep
It's my bedtime. It's 16f (-9c) here and bed is going to be the warmest place once I tear myself away from this heater.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:23, archived)
# Goooooooood morning b3taaaaah
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:36, archived)
# DOMINATION HAS AWOKEN THE RED BEAST
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:39, archived)
# DOGOWLBERETHUMANEYES: COMMENCE
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:41, archived)
# SHIT IS GOING DOWN
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:47, archived)
# Ah, life accordion to superdom.
Ning all.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:55, archived)
# Christ, it's like
a level on Jetset Willy.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 9:09, archived)
# Papa Smurf D&D mini.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 5:54, archived)
# Change it to Papa Avatar and triple the price.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 5:55, archived)
# I still haven't seen that movie.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 6:22, archived)
# I saw it in 2D and didn't care for it,
then watched it in 3D and thought is was much better.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 7:59, archived)
# Hmmm, I only have a couple miniature based ones...
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 6:14, archived)
# i disagree! and t
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 7:26, archived)
# Threadjack!
What do youse guys use for gif-animation/optimization nowadays?
I currently use Flash, which kind of sucks at gifs.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 7:43, archived)
# I still use..
Ulead Gif Animator.. it's a little older and has limited features, but works well for stringing images together and has some pretty useful optimization settings.

Threadjack Threadjack: www.flickr.com/photos/21330613 I've located Freebase. He's changed.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 7:53, archived)
# For most of the animated stuff I post here
I still use Photoshop. I plan to try Fireworks again soon to see how I get on.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:00, archived)
# I didn't even know Photoshop could do such a thing.
hmm.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:05, archived)
# I have CS4
so most of ImageReady's functionality is incorporated into Photoshop.
I used to use ImageReady, which was abandoned after CS2 iirc.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:20, archived)
# I used to love ImageReady
although the greatest pain was opening IR with a Photoshop Sequence and then going backward and forward. But with PS the whole Save to Web to the Animation Window and back is just as annoying. But really it is the best gif animator going IMHO especially for optimisation.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:31, archived)
# I am mostly using Photoshop - but this tutorial will cover PS and ImageReady
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:10, archived)
# I use photoshop too.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:16, archived)
# oooh yes
i'm going to see avatar this evening.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:19, archived)
# Visually brilliant - plot however is terrible
put brain in pretty picture mode and enjoy
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 8:39, archived)
# avatar PROVES the CIA FAKED 9/11. FACT.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 9:58, archived)
# I will drink your Magenta Muck!.......................................................................................Cheers!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 5:36, archived)
# Don't do it, man. It'll turn your mind to muck.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 5:46, archived)
# Someone told me that when I decided to join b3ta.

(but i didn't listen)
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 5:49, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 6:02, archived)
# bait and switch
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 6:03, archived)
#
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 6:11, archived)
# This place is deader than a Christmas sale in March...see ya!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 6:13, archived)
# L8RS
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 6:15, archived)
# :D...take care, man!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 6:19, archived)
# Drink it fast and drink it quick
Drink it down with a cup of cold sick
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 6:31, archived)
# SICK SICK SICK SICK!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 6:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 3:03, archived)
# I don't know who should be more scared, but...
Nice!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 3:06, archived)
# ARF!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 3:11, archived)
# Haha
I remember this!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 3:14, archived)
# Good fun!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 3:18, archived)
# Those were the days, my friend...
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 3:25, archived)
# Woof!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 3:20, archived)
# and now?
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 3:30, archived)
# Melting in the sun!
Still can pick some of them out.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 3:38, archived)
# I made it small to fit
Here's the cfb


Click for bigger (171 kb)

All your memes are belong to vector.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 3:42, archived)
# We have clearance Clarence. Roger Roger. What's our vector Victor?
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 3:53, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 4:00, archived)
# The cat head comes out really weird in that.
And Kermit is now a mong.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 3:53, archived)
# I paid little attention to it
just thought it'd amuse you. Arts after all. (and it all came out a bit odd)
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 4:01, archived)
# Also
it has been birthdays. And so, Goodnight.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 4:05, archived)
# ART IS INDEED SERIOUS BUSINESS
CYA
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 4:08, archived)
# HI IM KERMIT
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 3:31, archived)
# I found him.
then I hid him!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 3:31, archived)
# Also
this is top arts!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 3:46, archived)
# rough crowd.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 6:05, archived)
# this is far too entertaining
I need to sleep and try again in the morning when i'm less pissed
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 7:28, archived)
# January's full moon is also called the wolf moon, according to Native American tradition
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 3:20, archived)
# Is the moon half empty or half full?
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 3:27, archived)
# It's twice as big as it needs to be.
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 3:31, archived)
# I love this!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 6:25, archived)
# Jobs for the boys!


Oh and Hai.


Were I to post: "These are not the droids you're looking for" would it get me a FPP?
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 2:45, archived)
#
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 2:25, archived)
#
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 2:42, archived)
#
It all seems a bit fishy!
(, Sat 30 Jan 2010, 3:06, archived)

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