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(jauty123, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:52, archived)

haha! timely.

this deserves more attention. *click*

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:57, archived)

I like

Guffaw... that's good.

(Testicles just for you, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:58, archived)

Likes!

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:58, archived)

I changed my mind.

I am not going to be the person who says "bindun" because I hate it when I have an original idea of my own (which isn't too often) then come here to find several other people have had the same idea only before me. So I edited this post and gave another click for good measure. So there ner.
First version for reference

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:59, archived)

It has bindun, but this is pretty good...

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:10, archived)

That's why I changed my mind :)

And gave it a second clicky :)

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:12, archived)

Well I like that.*

*My legal team would like me to say that I've expressed this opinion at a time when I haven't looked at the following pages and found out this is a bandwagon of enormous scope

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:00, archived)

heheh

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:00, archived)

hahahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:04, archived)

hahaha

very nice

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:47, archived)

I started out thinking I'd make something cute and fluffy but ended up with this!

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Fonz, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:52, archived)

Oh yes. Yes yes.

Triumphant bun from the centre of the earth.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:00, archived)

devil bunny!!!!!!!!!!!!

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:18, archived)

THESE ARE THE END TIMES MY FRIEND

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:22, archived)

(Testicles just for you, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:49, archived)

bang!

and the viewers are gone!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:50, archived)

FAIL!

That's the only show that anyone actually watches on ITV.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:51, archived)

which is exactly why ITV would be dumb enough to make it ;)

(Testicles just for you, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:57, archived)

I had an idea where

Harry Hill is in a persistive vegative state, and is thinking 'I like my house... but I also like tennis...'

but it's not worth making.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:56, archived)

and doesn't really make sense

or fit into the compo.

unless it's something about advertisers coming back once they discover some of the viewers might not be vegetables.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:59, archived)

I had to do it :)

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:49, archived)

Overuse of the same bunny: DETECTED

;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:51, archived)

I don't think you can overuse that bunny

And Woo! for the original post

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:53, archived)

It's only because that's the only internets pic of a bun that looks like my bun used to.

Sadly I don't have a bun anymore to look like anything. :(

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:54, archived)

  .....
 /0   0\
/(  Y  )\

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:53, archived)

=/\_/\=

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:23, archived)

(\\ _/)
(^_^)
(_(")(")

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:29, archived)

Actually this can have:

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:58, archived)

YAY!

IgottawooIgottawooIgottawooIgottawoo

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:02, archived)

Space bunny!

Woo! Yay! Houpla!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:04, archived)

I find this very satisfying

Can I slip this in here?

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:26, archived)

Good News Everyone!

(ugeine, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:45, archived)

Do you know,

I've always said that b3ta needs more references to obscure animated memes.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:46, archived)

All Hail

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:47, archived)

i'm still hypnotised from the one last night

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:47, archived)

I kept waiting for it to load....

then realised it was giffery gone all clever.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:56, archived)

heheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:03, archived)

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

but you'd still switch over to the beeb during the ad break

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Fonz, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:57, archived)

If I mention Candlejack and Hypnotoad together

then maybe the universe will expl

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:44, archived)

Nope

I just looked out the window and it's all still here

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Fonz, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:51, archived)

Reason 271 for posting something q&d on b3ta

i dont need a reason

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:41, archived)

DANCE!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:48, archived)

Board larks!

LOL!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:03, archived)

A poem

Pedro hin pedro hin
He learned ballet in a biscuit tin
He drank some gin
Then did a spin
And fell on his arse with drunken grin.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:48, archived)

all I read was 'get massive LOLs'

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:48, archived)

forget asterdoids, mega tsunimia, nuclear armegeggon, climate change etc ;)

RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

on 2nd thoughts... where are we gonna run to?

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:40, archived)

beware

dumbo fish is huge!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:41, archived)

beware

dumbo fish is not dumbo fish, he is dumbo octopus

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:42, archived)

it likes to be called dumbo fish

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:43, archived)

it doesn't, it likes to be called george.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:47, archived)

yeah that's only his missus calls him that

otherwise he likes to be called OVERLORD!!!!!!!!

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:51, archived)

hey! I'M the overlord round these parts!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:55, archived)

not 'nee more!

;)

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:19, archived)

They aren't octopi,

they are cephalapod though.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:45, archived)

i know

but they're not fish

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:48, archived)

awesome man

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:42, archived)

cheers dude!

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:57, archived)

His Ears/Feet/Arms/Fins/Coolbox

are made of testicles.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:44, archived)

*gibbers madly*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:49, archived)

Run where you ask?

Get your ass to mars.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:02, archived)

hehe yeah that's the deal ;)

to be honest, when I see that coming, it's time for the indiscriminate raping

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:21, archived)

DUMBOOCTOPUSFTW!

I love these guys.

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:07, archived)

Well I think he's a sweetie.

And I will hug him and cuddle him and give him scritches behind his ears and call him a sweetie.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:09, archived)

ahhh, he'd like that :)

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:22, archived)

O_o

(Helmut McBucket invites you to pull his finger on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:00, archived)

Big Bottle Nose

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Fonz, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:06, archived)

Yay :)

Good old fashioned 'shopping.

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zoldergoose, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:14, archived)

Fake!

No Helicopter!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:15, archived)

I thought about it

but then you'd all realise it was a regular sized dolphin with a tiny bridge

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Fonz, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:20, archived)

i've always wanted to slap a dolphins head.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:19, archived)

I went to school with a brother and sister

who both had heads like dolphins. I slapped the brother once. Does that count?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:20, archived)

defo!

and bonus points if he made a dolphin noise when you did it.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:25, archived)

Actually,

he did most likely. His voice was all crackly, like God didn't tune his voicebox to the right radio station quite.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:27, archived)

pfffffffft

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:31, archived)

His sister was an utter

fucking munter! And she wore braces for at least 6 years, which is just wrong!

When I was at college I heard that she was spotted sucking off a bloke out the back of Yates'. I nearly threw up on BEHALF of the bloke who got the blowjob.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:36, archived)

ewwww, that's just sick man

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:41, archived)

i read that as his sister was an otter

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:48, archived)

Otter's are more fuckable.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:50, archived)

all that sleek fur....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:53, archived)

~~otter~~ stoat

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:50, archived)

no, that's stoatally different

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:56, archived)

I went to school with a guy that looked like Gizmo

...And his father looked like Fred West.

His school days were not the happiest days of his life.

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:29, archived)

Fred West or John West?

Did he turn up to school in a tin? That's the easiest was to work it out.

What's the best way to catch a hyperactive child?
Internet Grooming.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:33, archived)

Definitely Fred West...

I'm sure I would have noticed a surplus of tin openers. The dead bodies were a giveaway too...

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:40, archived)

hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:23, archived)

dolphins heads are quite soft

bit squidgy

why not tweek its cheek instead

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boff FL OZ, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:24, archived)

yes, maybe a cheek tweak would be nice

followed by a cupcake to the nozzle.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:26, archived)

~~cupcake~~ Sledgehammer

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:28, archived)

now thats just cruel, hahahahah

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:29, archived)

Now I want to eat Dolphin cheek.

I bet it is proper tasty!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:27, archived)

tastes like fishy steak

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:29, archived)

Dolphin CHEEK?

Or are you just stating from your experience of eating Dolphin? Or are you basing that on something like eating, Tuna, or Swordfish?

I doubt you've eaten Dolphin Cheek.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:30, archived)

i've never actually eaten dolphin

but i've heard its taste described

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:32, archived)

Makes a change from hearing something

described as "tastes like chicken"

Do you know what? Your mum tastes like chicken! Wild Boar does not taste like fucking chicken!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:34, archived)

no, wild boar tastes like pork

as would my mother, i'd imagine

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:37, archived)

No it doesn't.

It tastes like Wild Boar. It has far more finesse than Pork.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:46, archived)

mmmm

porky, porky wild boar....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:49, archived)

Beluga Whales have the ultimate in soft heads

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZre7TzSc-w

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:31, archived)

headtit

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:33, archived)

WOBBLEHEAD! HA! HA! HA!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:37, archived)

interesting fact:

the average penis is the perfect size to fit snugly into a dolphin's blowhole.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:28, archived)

~~interesting~~
disturbing how I know this

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:31, archived)

disturbing, yes

but fun, too

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:33, archived)

Fun for whom?

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:35, archived)

for perverts like troy mcclure

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:37, archived)

*books dolphin swimming holiday*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:32, archived)

careful, they're intelligent

they might charge a fee

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:34, archived)

"what did you do on holiday?"

"I fucked a dolphin in the head"

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:34, archived)

now that's a school report i'd like to read

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:38, archived)

yes, with the new info that smash has provided, i know not only want to slap a dolphins head,

but also fuck it.

oh wait i can't my penis is bigger than the average LOL!!!!!1!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:39, archived)

"what did you do on holiday Roryrattlehead?"

"I fucked a Killer Whale. IN THE HEAD!!!"

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:42, archived)

you can't fuck a killer whale in the head

they suffer from blowhole syphilis.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:43, archived)

if ever itv get wish you were here back on the box, i'll be presenting it.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:44, archived)

And also this week,

Judith Chalmers goes on a sea mammal fucking excursion in the Maldives...

(not)interesting fact: I did pics at her son's wedding which ended up as a 3 page spread in Hello

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:49, archived)

Mark Durden-Smith.

he got stalked by tara palmer tomkinson didn't he? hahahah, poor chap.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:55, archived)

Did he?

His Mrs was quite fit (for a Swansea lass) if I remember correctly

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:01, archived)

before he got married. i think she met him while she was on the first series of im a celbrity and he was presenting it.

i think they where an item for a while until she drove him mad.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:08, archived)

}<( ^u o)=

_/|\___/|\___/|\_

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:37, archived)

ITV Playa?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:01, archived)

Thats ITV for you

never on the bbc.

(waxdart hello., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:02, archived)

truck

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:55, archived)

i for one welcome our new hovering truck-based overlords

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:56, archived)

nice!

looks like dead reckoning!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:56, archived)

nice tattoo!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:58, archived)

THIS TRUCK

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:58, archived)

TRUCK GOOD

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:59, archived)

BIG TRUCK CRUSH!

(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:00, archived)

i want one of those

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boff FL OZ, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:00, archived)

fuckin ace

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:01, archived)

nice

it's a bit afrika corps half-track

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harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:47, archived)

love it!

very well done.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:59, archived)

Keep on trucking.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:12, archived)

I love this

reminds me a little of Nemesis' Blitzspear

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:06, archived)

Windows '63

(barzo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:50, archived)

haha

very punny

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:59, archived)

punderful

(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:01, archived)

arf

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:36, archived)

what happend to him?

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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:48, archived)

Click for bigger (78 kb)

(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:47, archived)

YEs!

Giant cat is GIANT!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:52, archived)

Giant cat is interested in Aeronautics

(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:54, archived)

that is one big cat

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:57, archived)

that is one small jet

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:36, archived)

Celebrity get me out of the x-factor jungle death match!

(Lord RumbleFIsh IV this may or may not work..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:45, archived)

Can I have some of your drugs please?

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:48, archived)

GET HIM

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:50, archived)

what

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:50, archived)

the

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:50, archived)

FUCK?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:50, archived)

it's the floating head of Ray Winstone and his laser-eyed hat

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:52, archived)

his laser-eyed hat looks like papa lazarou

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:56, archived)

tedious pea...

Night of the living dodd

(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:54, archived)

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK!!!!

*fears fucking hard*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:55, archived)

fuck

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:58, archived)

that still scares the piss outta me

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:59, archived)

YOU SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

bindun

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:52, archived)

hahah

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:55, archived)

more of this sort of thing

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:56, archived)

Bring this back.

(twattybanjo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:40, archived)

hehehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:42, archived)

i don't know what this hurts most

my brain or my eyes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:43, archived)

are those.... jobbies?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:49, archived)

I most certainly hope so

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boris the spider, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:52, archived)

They are his rather fetching seventies style moustache, silly.

(twattybanjo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:53, archived)

You know whay hes always had that 'tache?

He's got "shit" tattooed on his top lip, drunken bet in his teens. Johno told me.

(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:00, archived)

what the

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:59, archived)

He finally got his second series

SMELL MY CHEESE!

(Testicles just for you, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:37, archived)

hahahaha

SMELL MY CHEESE

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:38, archived)

YOU MOTHER!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:48, archived)

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:10, archived)

Series 2 is vastly superior

to Series 1.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:19, archived)

monkey tennis

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:41, archived)

cock piss partridge

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:44, archived)

cook pass babtridge

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:08, archived)

cough spaff bridgedage

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:27, archived)

knowing M.E. knowing you

you know, you've got to keep their energy levels up

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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:45, archived)

ladyshapes

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:54, archived)

Large animals, you say?

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:36, archived)

i like this

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:00, archived)

A worthy follow up to The Real Football Factories

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first post, sup everyone?

(Winston Kennedy, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:36, archived)

Hello

But I'll think you'll find the correct spellings are:

'Pwoper'
and 'naaawty'

;)

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:43, archived)

weally?

awight

also, hello back!

read b3ta for a few years but never felt motivated enough to join until now

(Winston Kennedy, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:56, archived)

welcome aboard

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:04, archived)

Walrus eh?

I immediately feel a kinship to you as I frequently refer to my girlfriend's funbags as Tweedledum and Tweedledee.

Thanks for the welcome!

(Winston Kennedy, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 7:15, archived)

followed by Danny Dyer's Tumble Driers

followed later by George Alagiah's Deep Fat Fryers

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:43, archived)

suddenly, my boobs look much perkier

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:44, archived)

hah!

you could roll those up!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:52, archived)

she's hiding the remote under one of them

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:57, archived)

At my uncle's pub

he had sets of plastic swizzle cocktail sticks for sale behind the bar called "Lulu the Zulu" and they were hideous. But every time I see a natural history prog featuring bare-breasted native females I can't help but think of them.

The things one could get away with in the 70s eh? Strange thing is the black patrons who bought them as much as the whites. I remember one black guy laughing like a drain at "Lulu age 40" and declared his wife looked like that now at 30.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:15, archived)

I ain'tn't posted a pic in ages, I ain't

Click pic for seamy 912x1368 182k pleasure.

This is the first time I've tried to apply textures. I'm not sure how successful it was but I'm almost happy.

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boris the spider, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:34, archived)

snake hips

and arms
and face
but not hair, though. snakes don't have hair.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:36, archived)

THIS SNAKE DOES

It's a wig and I'll have you know it's very sensitive about it :(

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boris the spider, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:37, archived)

poor alopecia snake :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:42, archived)

Girl, you need to moisturise, you know what ah'm sayin'?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:36, archived)

Not sure even that can save her now

Not sure anything can save her now. Poor lass.

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boris the spider, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:38, archived)

and surely nothing can conceal

THE CANDOUR OF A JELLIED EEL

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:41, archived)

The jelly acts as a fine moisturiser

You'd hardly believe she was a snake! Until she swallowed you whole and digested you over the course of a week or two, of course.

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boris the spider, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:52, archived)

oh sweet, this is the original

condi.topcities.com/ham/OysterWalkies.mp3

The Goodies version I was thinking of had Graeme singing

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:58, archived)

My thanks

I shall appreciate this in the morning. And I shall hunt out the Goodies version too, since I seem to have a nostalgic like of the Goodies despite being born well after they ended. Tally ho, pip pip, and all that; I away to my bed.

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boris the spider, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:04, archived)

I dun a proper compo entry...

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:29, archived)

crap shit idiocy

yep, that just about sums up corrie.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:32, archived)

TBH I've never watched either programme

(Except the odd glimpse of corrie when staying with grandparents as a kid. Even aged not much I could tell it was shite.

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:35, archived)

i never go to my mum's in the evening

lest i am forced to endure emmerdale, corrie, eastenders and any celebrity dancing shite.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:37, archived)

I'm lucky;

My mum only watches the dancing shit

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:40, archived)

why have mums got such shit taste in telly?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:43, archived)

My mum's TV taste was ok...

Then I made her a nan. Now she watches shit.

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:46, archived)

my mum has 7 grandkids already

so the heat's off me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:51, archived)

Might work.

Although she always make me think of that awesome dog called Laddie that Bart gets on the Simpsons. "I am trained to gather fruit for you".

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(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:27, archived)

am i the only one that can't see the attraction of cheryl cole?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:29, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:31, archived)

phew

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:31, archived)

^this

I get that she's hot. But like Megan Fox there's nothing special about her. She's just another hot girl, among millions.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:39, archived)

I know what you mean - too polished

www.best.celebity-foto.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/cheryl_tweedy_2.jpg

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:51, archived)

Still, tits are tits are tits.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:52, archived)

I assume..

she was bought into existence in some kind of wank fueled science experiment, a la Weird Science, only instead of a brain someone stuffed a load of primark jewellery into her skull.

(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:32, archived)

i don't think i've ever heard her speak

edit: no, i remember seeing her briefly in an interview. she was saying something about always wantin' to be a dancer or something

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:33, archived)

would we notice if she did?

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boff FL OZ, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:29, archived)

The country would be filled with the sound...

...of 14 year old boys' crushing disappiontment...

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:33, archived)

She wears a WonderBra

because when she takes it off, you'd wonder where her tits have gone.

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:46, archived)

I still remember undoing my* first WonderBra...

I still feel dissapointed...

not actually MY WonderBra obviously

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:53, archived)

like the millenium dome

they look ok from the outside but once inside there is bugger all to see

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boff FL OZ, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:02, archived)

she's not all bad

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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:48, archived)

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