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[challenge entry] Pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:09, archived)
# I AM SHORT TOO
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:09, archived)
# A WHALE? IN THE THAMES?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:22, archived)
# thats a dolphin, you, you, you silly!
i know because whales aren't that cute
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:31, archived)
# hahahahaha
winner
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:25, archived)
# who kicked the shit at the pig?
(JoePesky, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:31, archived)
# Hahaha Im gonna kick shit at this pig
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:34, archived)
# WOO ! Hahaha... finely-tuned drawing, that's what we like here.
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:35, archived)
# Hahaha yay!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:36, archived)
# haha
but the text is fat too smart ;)
(JoePesky, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:38, archived)
# Ahh
hubris
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:04, archived)
# meet nemesis


De-RIS (if you can be arsed): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hubris
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:26, archived)
# Cute kids. Yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 4:43, archived)
# Damn near everyone wanted to kick shit at the pig.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:40, archived)
# I think it's a whodunnit.
*Searches forensically for clues*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:44, archived)
# I've got the answer.
Any righteous dood in their right mind kicked the shit at the pig.

"We aim to please. Will you aim too, please?"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:54, archived)
# blame the cum head
(JoePesky, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:58, archived)
# Once, on a hilltop under a currently-unfashionable influence,
I kicked a Kentucky Fried Chicken bag, in the sudden belief it was a severed head, and therefore this was the only sensible course of action.
It whirled in the wind, turned this way and that, and then suddenly and unexpectedly latched itself onto my mate's face. He was similarly enlightened to the rest of us at the time, only significantly less amused.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:15, archived)
# I once nicked some kids ball and booted it in the air
it landed on an old guys head (on a family walk) and knocked his hat off. I was amused
(JoePesky, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:22, archived)
# That would've been amusing even you weren't tripping at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:29, archived)
# hahha
never get spiked with Ketamine. ( you will walk like a robot )
(JoePesky, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:36, archived)
# All b3tans walk like robots. But:
Some shine like diamonds.
Some 'shop like angels.
Some draw like demons.
Some snicker like goblins.
Some eat like pigs.
Some rhyme like politicians.
Some dance like poets.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:49, archived)
# and some wank like trains
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 4:13, archived)
# suicide bombers favourite
(orbojunglist, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:28, archived)
# hehhehhhehehh
 
I like your style
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(DutyPaid, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:18, archived)
# I like billie piper, I'd do the sex thing with her
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:19, archived)
# I'd pipe her
(DutyPaid, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:20, archived)
# Oh yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:22, archived)
# oh shit, there's a start of a 3rd season!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:48, archived)
#
Woof
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:05, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:22, archived)
# click
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:22, archived)
#
Cheeeerrse!
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:03, archived)
# interestingly (or not),
dutch for whipped cream is 'slagroom'
filthy perverts
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:52, archived)
# ahhhhhahhhahhhahh
 
fucking cars eh
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:55, archived)
# JOY JOY JOY JOY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6yzjDXp_og
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:05, archived)
#
potbellypublix (2 hours ago)
I am beginnin to think that was a fixed video cats cannot sing or play drums, there maybe special effects involed
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:13, archived)
# i guess this is where the parants go to calm their kids down
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:18, archived)
# I'VE GOT THE GLORIOUS HOPE OF MY BLESSED REDEEMER WAY DOWN IN THE DEPTHS OF MY HEART
 
apparently that is an alternate lyric though I do not see how it could possibly scan
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:20, archived)
# SafeSearch: Off
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:56, archived)
# ^
(nice touch, that)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:03, archived)
# This gives me an idea....
probably an idea that's been done...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:14, archived)
# That's delicious.
"Safe" indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:59, archived)
# Hahaha cars
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:00, archived)
# haha
inspired!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:02, archived)
# Has anyone done a "Toyotal Recall" joke yet?
(__, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:06, archived)
# yup
www.b3ta.com/board/9904588

apparently that wasn't the first, either
if it were 400px wide it'd be on the front page because it is TOPICAL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:09, archived)
# rolla a Corolla
Remind me not to even try to get insurance on one of these haha
(JoePesky, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:11, archived)
# It;'s easy to mock these people,
but I was playing computer games for more than 25 years before I finally learned it was better to occasionally take one's foot off the accelerator.
And another 5 years to grudgingly accept one must sometimes use the brakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:15, archived)
# 1000% WOO
mammoth clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 5:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:01, archived)
# FLAME SWORDS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:04, archived)
# Flame sword and Wizard Armaments for me, thank you.
GJM
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:04, archived)
# how gay
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:06, archived)
# In fairness Legendary Sword would have been a gayer weapon choice.
Although he is wearing a cape so I agree with your prognosis.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:08, archived)
# now that you mention it, yes.
I would certainly never share a hotel room with someone who would request both the Wizard Armaments & Legendary Sword
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:10, archived)
# I'll have the club and the tuxedo
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Now we're talking --in tongues and ethereal shrieks.

Does the sword get added directly to strength?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:49, archived)
# No, but it seems to've swiftly singed its way through his mystic beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:53, archived)
# Tentacles.
www.b3ta.com/board/9899066
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:57, archived)
# Careful with the misuse of the word 'armaments' there, Samuel.
Woo! though

(Currently slogging through the dementedly beautiful 'Eternal Sonata')

*EDIT* oh, and it's fancy tuxedo and club for me, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:05, archived)
# That game is kind of fun at the beginning if you can make it past all of the anime
But then it becomes really bad like most JRPGS late game

The craziest fucking thing is not only does it star a real person from history as a playable character, but the whole game is supposed to be taking place in his dream as if composers from the victorian age dreamt about anime
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:07, archived)
# I was in huge doubt at first,
but it kinda snowballs and gets good, honest. Opposite opinion!
And I can't usually stand the whole JRPG/ Final Fantasy thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Thinking back,
my dood in Fable 2 ended up looking a proper nonce.
Glowing white & gold all over, wizard hat, ludicrous curly moustache, couldn't move in towns for crowds of women.
Funniest game ever, but not much of a game for all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:31, archived)
# Stealth suit and a club please
GJM
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:06, archived)
# I want some greenhorn to choose stealth suit and flame sword.
Whoops!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:14, archived)
# should really chose the poisoned dagger
but they ran out of stock
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:37, archived)
# Bloody Ministry of Defence and their basic procurement difficulties.
I bet they're fresh out of curly-toed slippers and false beards, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:42, archived)
# ragged shirt and club for me please.


ALSO:

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:07, archived)
# normally I hate christmas, but I'm prepared to make an exception
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:13, archived)
# I bet she does good gravy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:13, archived)
# She's cute one.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:16, archived)
# You spelt JMG wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:23, archived)
# wizard armaments and legendary sword, please
and now i really am off to bed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:07, archived)
# Ragged shirt and my bare hands, motherfuckers.
It'd make a compelling opening to a movie, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:08, archived)
# that's the fucking spirit, man!
*headbutts*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:12, archived)
# ^leaves a couple of broken bottles lying around^
*films*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:17, archived)
# sweeeet
 
I downloaded ROWG the other week but I still haven't fucking played it
I want to enjoy it with the sound up when I'm not knackered
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:13, archived)
# Ragged Shirt and Rusty Sword, please.
Or would you recommend something else?
I like this, but what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:18, archived)
# It's your tarot reading.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:25, archived)
# Fancy Tuxedo
and I shall duel wield the club and hatchet.
(JoePesky, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Hello Samuel
Hello Harold
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:54, archived)
#
hi
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Bad Monkey
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:28, archived)
# i'm not taking the rap for this!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:31, archived)
# *raps*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:33, archived)
# *slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:34, archived)
# *faps*
did I make it?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:34, archived)
# *japs*
there's something coming...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:37, archived)
# ^traps^
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:48, archived)
# i've been on here nearly 3 years
do you actually think you'd need to trap me?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:51, archived)
# ^zaps^
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:52, archived)
# *flaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:56, archived)
# ^naps^
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:59, archived)
# and now i'm off to bed. g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:00, archived)
# THIS IS GONNA CHANGE THE WAY YOU PUNCH DICKS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfYijyWMAjo
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:37, archived)
# BAM BAM BAM BAM!
do i have to have the free jesus cards?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:40, archived)
# BAM! COCK SALAD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:52, archived)
# with garlic!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:57, archived)
# THAT'S 1-800-FUCK-FUCK-FUCK!
Will it work with Knife Dick, you ask? >PLUNK-PLUNK<
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:42, archived)
# I love that!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:49, archived)
# bwahahaha!
wtf?!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:56, archived)
# :D
See also, Virgin 1, Virgin +1, Virgin + ∞
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:54, archived)
# pump it up

b3ta hasn't been nearly as offensive as usual recent
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Huh...

Wonder why...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:21, archived)
# Must be related

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:22, archived)
# I KNEW they were there!!!
Bastards!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:22, archived)
# WORLD DOMINATION : ESTABLISHED

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Accordions ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:58, archived)
# Fuck, they're everywhere! "Don't call it a comeback!"
/btw: Never mind old LL Cool J quotes, I heard Ice T and wife were on Celebrity Mr & Mrs the other week. Could someone with a decent net connection briefly probe about to find some evidence?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:03, archived)
# Jo Brand?
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:07, archived)
# CUNTY WANK CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:25, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:28, archived)
# \o
Hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:46, archived)
# Mysterious!!!

for those who RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:13, archived)
# no sir, i don't like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:14, archived)
# look at it!
it's a frisbee!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:23, archived)
# yes, yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Nobody has ever finished a game of Monopoly.
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:15, archived)
# i have!
my mate beat me at it last month
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:20, archived)
# yes but...
how long did that take?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:22, archived)
# 4 hours
but we were pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:25, archived)
# If I give you my get out of jail free card can I win
Ok.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:26, archived)
# we got rid of those
*may actually have lost them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:26, archived)
# I beg to differ.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:26, archived)
# I beg to eat
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:34, archived)
# I beg for smeg
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:09, archived)
# Just saw it on the Guardian site
creeped me the fuck out
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Sport. It's what Saturday afternoons are all about.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:09, archived)
# That would be better called 'Spurt' if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:11, archived)
# "Wurld of Spurt" :D
I think we got a winner here.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:15, archived)
# *huts*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Spurting goods
spurts bra
the spurt of kings.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:23, archived)
# WORLD OF SPORT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:12, archived)
# i did actually see big daddy
and giant haystacks live once
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Were they really big...
..and sweaty?
*dons "special" underpants*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:17, archived)
# i believe so
it's hard to remember
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:19, archived)
# more detail, please.
For enrichment of the tapestry of social history, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:18, archived)
# it was hot, sweaty, loud and smoky
my granddad took me to see them. i don't really remember much, i was only about 4 at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:20, archived)
# *bokes*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:28, archived)
# he was great, my granddad
never treated us girls any differently than the boys.
then again, he only had 4 sons compared to his 8 daughters
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Oh sorry!
I read that as "I was hot, sweaty, loud and smoky"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:47, archived)
# no, that's what i am now
without the sweaty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:50, archived)
# Top marks for Mick McManus
But no Jackie Pallo?
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Or Ricky "Ballet Shoes" Starr
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:15, archived)
# I only had 6 spaces to
fill you fucks!

I couldn't even include Kendo nagasaki :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:28, archived)
# The man with the red eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:31, archived)
# How could you tell in Black and White?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:06, archived)
# Happy days..
World of Wrestling
Part One: www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7MFOmChYsc
Part Two: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxKmjLrzn0c
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:50, archived)
# and that's why
i spend saturday afternoons watching cheesy horror films, playing mariokart and usually recovering from a hangover
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:12, archived)
# I've never been a big fan of sport
but this could convert me.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 8:38, archived)
# Reason 272 for posting something q&d on b3ta
Bumping Reason 271 off the bottom of the page.

LOL! www.b3ta.com/board/9904555
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:59, archived)
# this hurts my brain
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:06, archived)
# this suggests sex without there actually being any sex
where the fuck is the fun in that?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:08, archived)
#
"Where's the fuck?" is the fun in that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:11, archived)
# i don't want to have to look for the fuck
i want the fuck to come to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:15, archived)
# And out of all the dodgy websites in the world,
you hang out here? Have you ever met some of these secrets-in-the-attic you're talking to?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:20, archived)
# only one so far
and he's waaaay too young for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:21, archived)
# Laptop owners -- listen to your CPU fan speed up

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Some tower ones will start huffing at that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:13, archived)
# ALSO

Added a pair of pauses as it sweeps by rather fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:35, archived)
# sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:09, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Burd.
Is the wurd!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Oh.
So you've heard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:35, archived)
# I thought everyone had heard....
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:35, archived)
# About the bird?
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:38, archived)
# b-b-b-bird bird bird b-b-b-b-b bird
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Well, everybody’s talking about the bird!
everybody’s talking about the bird!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:42, archived)
# surfing bird!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Devolution or evolution?
Demonic possession... there's no way that's a good sign.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Oooo, lizardy!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Warning: ninja shrink ray in operation
Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:00, archived)
# *innocent look*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Kitteh......aaaargh
Nicely done though :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Seeing as this is a kind of TJ let me add one of my own.
b3ta has ruined me! RUINED I TELLS YA. Here I am innocently browsing through some RF images of concepts I was thinking of running with in a work project and then I came across this.

That stopped me in my tracks for sure! The photographer just has to be a b3tan surely.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:06, archived)
# FAKE!
No wedding ring!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:07, archived)
# he looks a lot like my cat
 
though rather more lizardy
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:36, archived)
# I like it
I just can't stop staring at it

..at least I think I like it.. nightmares may follow.
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:50, archived)
# purely for smokers..
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:09, archived)
# I would buy that boot!
Also, I am drinking Strongbow. I think me and you would probably get on.

Edit: Hang on, make that Sun replacable and yeah, I'm in.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:18, archived)
# is it the long john silver edition?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:25, archived)
# i am looking for new boots
remove that copy of the scum and we've got a deal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:25, archived)
# I truly hope the Sun is for wiping the arse with.
and that only.
(JoePesky, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Heh heh!
New rig boots just look wrong, somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:00, archived)
# all hail the return of stephen jones
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:05, archived)
# the rugby player?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Babybird
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:10, archived)
# ah yes
i remember now
had a song, that one about being gorgeous
played to death at the time
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:11, archived)
# and yet no one knows what its about :D
(despite the cover of the single)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:12, archived)
# sounds like it's about an abusive relationship
at least it does to me

although it might be about marzipan, but like all allegorical an that
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:13, archived)
# It's about roofing? You've got a couple of loose slates up there guv.
www.normanrecords.com/images/covers/108044.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:20, archived)
# your flashing all over the shop
who put that in for you?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:25, archived)
# It's about three and a half minutes too long.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:34, archived)
# I love watching Welsh rugby.
Well, more specifically I love the commentary.

STEPHEN JONES TO GETHIN JONES TO GARETH JONES TO...
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:27, archived)
# ...
DUNCAN JONES TO ADAM JONES TO DAFYDD JONES TO...
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Ah, Wales. Three million people and two surnames.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Jones...
Jones to Jenkins to Jones... passes to Evans... Evans to Evans to Jones to Jenkins to Jones...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:33, archived)
# ...to Davis to Jones to Jones.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:33, archived)
# ...to Jones to Davies to Czekaj... aaaand he's knocked it on... England scrum.
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:36, archived)
# 5th line, 4th word,
It's! ;)

This is ace though! I love the fonts you use! Are they all personal or just adapted?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:07, archived)
# just off the inetenetes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Hey, HappyToast, have I ever told you,
You're Gorgeous?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Stephen Jones?
Wales' outside half?

*edit* very much likey too
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:09, archived)
# I got all concerned then
thought he hadn't made the squad or something
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:14, archived)
# As far as I know he's playing...
Didn't realise you're a Taff too...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:22, archived)
# cymru am byth
i'll be in cardiff on saturday
in a pub
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Hurrah!
I'm working Saturday, but I've worked out, I should be able to get back home in time for kick off...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Yus, I's a Taff. My office used to overlook the old Arms Park.
I's a Taff. My office used to overlook the old Arms Park.That was great fun. Before they demolished the bit I could see from my office. Watching at home on Satday though.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Westgate Street?
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Yup :D
Southgate House
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Small world!
I'm a Valley Commando mainly working in Cardiff
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Small world indeed!
I'm not a native Taff though just a migrant.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Haha! youse a forrin!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:05, archived)
# :D
please don't burn my house down :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:07, archived)
# You're ok.
I don't speak the Cymraeg. Its them funny talkers you need to worry about!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:19, archived)
# the milliner?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:09, archived)
#
this bloke?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Hahahah
DARK PLACE! DARK PLACE! DARK PLACE!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:21, archived)
# You beat me to it
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:13, archived)
# the bloke out of babybird?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:11, archived)
# the american physicist?
i will stop googling now
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:14, archived)
[challenge entry] GIANT BLOBFISH WILL BLOB YOU!
Or depress you with his ugly face.

(Testicles just for you, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Blobfish FTW!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Poor old blobfish
He should have landed that movie role
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 3:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Two compos in one
Also available in HD and on the ITV Player.
Click to embiggen.



Click for bigger (223 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Cowell looks very suggestive there
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:00, archived)
# I thought brands ponderland series was fucking funny,
actually brilliant, i laughed my arse off.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:03, archived)
#
Cowell escapes the high-waisted trouser treatment!
(eyes, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:16, archived)
# For Smash.
Finished!



Gaz me ya details and I'll send it over.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:58, archived)
# ooh
it's full of little swastikas!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:03, archived)
# I didn't notice that until I was about half way in.
I withdrew immediately upon realization of this.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Nice...
Whatcha gonna do with the pance?
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:03, archived)
# keep his bum warm
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Huzzah for warm buttocks!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:13, archived)
# Nothing probably.
I stitched them at a cross stitching event I went to with my daughter.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:17, archived)
# yay!
i was making foods, i almost missed it!
will gaz you in a bit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Okeedoke.
:)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:16, archived)
# Chairs chaip.
:D
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:18, archived)
# Aww, that's so sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Piers Morgan on..... a bonfire.
(Lord RumbleFIsh IV this may or may not work..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Is it just me,
or does he look like he is delivering a speech from Hell's Lecturn?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:58, archived)
# So it's true! HE'S THE DEVIL!
(Testicles just for you, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Now that's an episode I would watch.
In fact we could have bonfire of the week and we could vote who gets to go on it. That would have two effects - getting rid of the TV dross AND raising much needed revenues for ITV to make decent programmes. Result!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:58, archived)
# "and next week, we'll be setting fire to Chris Moyles' face"
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:59, archived)
# But one problem.
Simon Cowell is apparently the only man in Britain capable of organising an effective vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:00, archived)
# That's ok.
We can do him last.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Nah, just get whoever did the RATM xmas no1 campaign...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Great idea! So who's next? Gordon Ramsey?
(Lord RumbleFIsh IV this may or may not work..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:02, archived)
# I hadn't actually thought this through.
There are just so many to choose from....
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Clarkson is god for punching that twat.
EDIT: my anim with sound www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXRaYYlimKE
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheryl Roll
My wife did this for another collection, but it seems more apt for here.




Click for bigger (169 kb)
(futoomph, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:53, archived)
# she looks like something you'd find in gregg's
cheap and nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:54, archived)
# But ultimately satisfying.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:56, archived)
# exactly.
makes me wanna give her an extra large portion of sausage.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:57, archived)
# mmm flakey
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:58, archived)
# done some more graffiti for twistedomentum


Click for bigger


oh and large animals is a shit alt compo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:52, archived)
# I do like these Mr Vodka,
but i don't think I would have a clue what they said if you didn't say :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:59, archived)

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