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[challenge entry] the spice must flow
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:12, archived)
# agreed

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:15, archived)
# lol, beaten to it
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:16, archived)
# sry you should know by now
by the time you do it, it has already bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
# :)
years ago when I was in Japan I saw a coffee called Melange. I wish I'd have bought a jar.
(waxdart hello., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:15, archived)
# it might have made your eyes glow
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:18, archived)
# in japan i saw sweets called Hello Kitty's Colon
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:23, archived)
# They sold them at the vets, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:25, archived)
# vending machine?
(waxdart hello., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:25, archived)
# sadly no, or girls knickers
but beer could be got from them. And loads of little robot toys :D
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
# but melange is just a french word for a mixture
so it's not very Duney. If it's been made by a company called the Bene Gesserit Sisterhood I would be impressed...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Well, that's awoken me from sleep...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Ha! He has the weirding way
No...he's just weird
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] ...

Edit: Sorry for the Star Wars rush
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Excellent
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:08, archived)
# I've been posting on b3ta for 4 and a half years...
...and I STILL haven't seen any of the original Star Wars trilogy. :(
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:13, archived)
# If you've been here for 4 and a half years,
You've pretty much seen it all in 'Flipbook format'

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Yeah, I've seen every "element", know all of the characters...
...but I don't know what they all do - or what their relationship to each other is. (beside the fact Darth Vader is Luke Skywalkers Dad)
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:21, archived)
# He's His DAD???!?!?!!
Sorry, couldn't resist.

They are worth your time, the prequals really aren't.

What am I doing? Star Wars discussion? On b3ta? Whatever next?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Yeah... I WILL definately watch them. Reckon I'll like 'em too.
I just never have the discipline to choose a boxset of films over 3 "pic'n'mix" choices... same lame reason I've not seen the Godfather trilogy.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
# the godfather movies - most over rated movies of all time.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:30, archived)
# i'm not a fan either
found them boring and pretentious
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:32, archived)
# very much so! It seems it's just fashionable to "say you like them."
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:18, archived)
# You're a brave man, Stevie.
:D

I'm not that impressed with the 2nd & 3rd ones either, truth be told.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:32, archived)
# :D I agree that 1 is much better than 2 and 3, but I still think 1 is tedious
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:14, archived)
# And you're not supposed to know the latter

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:31, archived)
# I know.
That will ironically be the least shocking part of the film.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:31, archived)
# this is for you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb2GmBkkaTU
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Yeah, this did make me laugh when I first saw it...
...but probably in a completely different way to everyone else.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Jade? is that you?
/ on the left
(waxdart hello., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:15, archived)
# That's NO Boon...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:02, archived)
# :D
Nice one, sir.

While I've got you here, More Today presenter related nonsense:


Edit: This is all your fault Ninj, putting ideas in my head n' all ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:05, archived)
# bloody hell!
that's nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:06, archived)
# :D
Used the 'Evan Davies Spare Parts Kit' from earlier...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Hahahaha...
My apologies and have a WOO YAY and a hearty HOUPLA for your troubles!
Simply superb sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:10, archived)
# TODAY PRESENTER REVEALED AS GOLLUM'S DAD
OUTRAGE AT FAKE PICS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:10, archived)
# call the mail and the sun
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Well, this is Yoda's dad...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Have a Marty Gollum

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:15, archived)
# This is excellent.
Love it.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Bless you sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:20, archived)
# wow
that's fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 19:13, archived)
# Woo, very nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:24, archived)
# you looon
*chortles*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:06, archived)
# I just made an album cover... any opinions?

CFB
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Very much like
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:53, archived)
# like
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:54, archived)
# The Palestinians will be pleased

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:55, archived)
# I have no idea why but the owner of the label is obsessed with Israel.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Come on it's lovely weather for a sleighride together with jews

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Bloody hell.....
Hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:01, archived)
# I absolutely approve of this image.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:02, archived)
# How many Jews does it take to make a sleighride?
3 obviously Jewish Jews, and one guy who may or may not be a Jew, but who is not necessarily in disguise as such.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:04, archived)
# SCIENCE

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Jewseams!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Tis good, but have you used a greyscale and a "colour black"?
Unless the top half is meant to look lighter then it's displaying differently.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Yeah the top bit is supposed to be lighter.
It's supposed to be white, grey and black...
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Fairy-nuff
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:58, archived)
# See what you mean though.
Might make the grey a bit lighter to make it look more obvious.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:59, archived)
# aye - it looks great - but that bit looks like a mistake rather than intentional
:)
9.5/10


who wants a coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Yes, please.
Evap, one and a half sugars.
Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Tea for me!
ta.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:04, archived)
#
puttingweirdthingsincoffee.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:17, archived)
# What the hell?
Blue cheese in coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Good Grief!
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:38, archived)
# I would love a coffee

but my throat is too fucked up. I've been drinking tea with honey for the last ten days
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Honey? Where'd you meet her?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:25, archived)
# in my PANCE baybeeee

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:48, archived)
# It's not a biggy and I have been there myself
A while back did a poster with black text and a couple of lines at 80%, printer asked three times if I meant it to be all black....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Hmmm...I suggest making the grey more grey
because it does look like a bit of a flaw now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Yeah.... I've rectified that on the big version now.
I'm glad I posted it here now. :)

It's going to a vote between this and another submission so every little helps in making it look less shit.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:04, archived)
# It's just an opinion, but I reckon it's look better as monotone
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Drive by argument:
I disagree!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:11, archived)
# It's good. There's a lot going on, but the elements seem to balance nicely. Could maybe do with a space between "SONIC" and "intifada"...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:56, archived)
# You could well be right.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:59, archived)
# I like it, but I think there could be more ROCKETS shooting FRIGGIN' LASERS

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:57, archived)
# I intended to have a tank silhouette just above "Marionette Records"
but tank silhouettes just look like boxes with rods sticking out.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:58, archived)
# This is true of most things. Dinosaurs, also.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:58, archived)
# needs more
babieswithlasereyes.com/
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Hahaha those look dangerous

Those web wizards have a lot of time on their hands!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:00, archived)
# There's a tutorial.
I mean, please.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Hey! Not everyone is a web wizard.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:03, archived)
# You don't have to be a web wizard to take a photo
of a regular laser beam shooting baby.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:06, archived)
# i like it a lot
possibly a bit clip-arty, but i think it works well
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Hmmm. This was my concern.
This is what happens when you spend money on paint splatter vector packs... you get carried away.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:01, archived)
# No Shark or bridge...
Can't be real.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:03, archived)
# I'd say it would be better b/w without the grey
but woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Can you tell I'm a Guardian reader?
(nicestnihilist saw you do that on, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Nicely
I loved that show.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:38, archived)
# I used to like it
but I don't think it's aged very well.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:49, archived)
# MESSAGE FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:40, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:40, archived)
# I like this because I get it.
I quite like Clarkson though...
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:54, archived)
# I think you mean..
www.b3ta.com/board/9931232
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] A Sci-Fi classic!
(augustus, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:26, archived)
# nice one
Where's this movie play? I bet it's a right horror show.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:28, archived)
# I was a teenage hand model

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:28, archived)
# House of Hair Wax
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:47, archived)
# CHiPS!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Nicely done, and not at all as homoerotic as American wrestling
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Homoerotic means tough and muscular, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:34, archived)
# in a "penis in the ass" sort of way
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:34, archived)
# THE ASS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:52, archived)
# it's the human ancestor who lived at the same time as neanderthal
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:37, archived)
# homo priapus
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Are you sure?
Sound like a phallusy to me.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:41, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Some mayonaise please

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:29, archived)
# ^ this
And a frikandelle, please.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:42, archived)
# broodje frikandel speciaal FTMFW

a.k.a. a 'kadaverstaaf' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:43, archived)
# :D
Junk food is great, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:54, archived)
# I don't eat it that much tbh

Maybe less then once a month. But I like it when it happens.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:56, archived)
# It's more of a treat, though, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Mark Hamill's left hand there...
...he looks like he's got Wolverine's claws.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:38, archived)
# no cheating now...
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:24, archived)
# your plaice or mine?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:25, archived)
# You'll stick your cod in anything.
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:26, archived)
# (fish)fingers too!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:29, archived)
# *slight headshake*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:31, archived)
# sometimes I hake these punfights
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Well clam up then
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Lucky git!

Only 150? And we could only dream about have something as fancy as a shoebox in such a classy place as the middle of the road.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:30, archived)
# "...worked in mill 25 hours a day..."
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:39, archived)
# when I were a kid we ad to lick the chewing gum off the pavement for a treat
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Pavement? What a fucking luxury!

We had to lick ours from the scrawny bottoms of AIDS bums
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Teeside Turbot? Humber Halibut? Fairburn Flounder?
I give up
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:19, archived)
# file
name
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:32, archived)
[challenge entry] geddit?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:12, archived)
# *gets it*
Ties are a choking hazard, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:14, archived)
# i'm so glad that i've only had to wear a tie twice in my life
i hate the stupid flappy bastards
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:15, archived)
# court and Mcdonald's interview?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:16, archived)
# What do you call a Scouser in a suit?
"The accused".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:17, archived)
# RACIST.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:22, archived)
# no, the accused!
HAHAHAHAHAHA

:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:30, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:18, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOL

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Kapow!
hahahaha....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:43, archived)
# autoerotic asphixiation
birthday and christmas present to myself
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:18, archived)
# haha
but I'm over there...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:20, archived)
# whoops, it's a bit dark in this cupboard
oh hello Mr Carradine
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:23, archived)
# I've recently got into wearing ties.
In fact, I'm cutting quite a dash now that I'm growing up. I've grown out of being scruffy, lazy and unkempt.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:23, archived)
# what will be next?
cravats or bow-ties?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:32, archived)
# bow ties are for professors only
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:34, archived)
#
professors the reeeellly mad and whacky
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Cravats
Or collarless shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] It was a set up all along!

(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:27, archived)
# How could you fucking do this to me?


De-RIS: www.newstatesman.com/broadcast/2010/02/paxman-newsnight-swearing
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:59, archived)
# haha Paxman
I don't like him but he makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:09, archived)
# They're almost blinking in unison.
That's just creepy.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Some people.
It was a quote, he apologised after it was read out AND it was after the watershed. Unless you live a sheltered life who gives a fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] I know its not in a shop but this it is naughty. This is a genuine german international coach company


Mod Edit: If it's not original work, please don't start a new thread. Read the FAQ. THAT IS ALL.
(gentleman mongoose the Lion, the Witch & the Robot, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Protip:
If you didn't arrange it, it doesn't count
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:59, archived)
# He talked the company management into adopting that name, innit

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:00, archived)
# You climbed out the window and rearranged the letters?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:00, archived)
# I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:03, archived)
# FUCKERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:04, archived)
# yes I think I have seen this film
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:07, archived)
# /Unlurks
Actual LOLS
:D
/relurks
(AMadDayYes, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:10, archived)
# it is on ze bus
you must not go below 80.47 kph
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:11, archived)
# haha
i just broke a rib snortling silently in the office
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:15, archived)
# you've reached the point where your habit is affecting you physically
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Hahaha great one
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:19, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:28, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:33, archived)
# it wasn't a merseytravel bus, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Merseytravel are the root of all evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Clearly haven't lived in Wales then.
Merseyside has ace transport when compared.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Lived in Wales? How outrageous!!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Hidden in a secret shed eating rats and leeks, talking to the cats.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:09, archived)
# oo Doc Cox
look at him go
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Ivor Biggun
what an utter utter twat

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkqfa-kaRFM NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:13, archived)
# aka "Ivor Biggun"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doc_Cox
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:14, archived)
# I hadn't realised he had such a repertoir
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:15, archived)
# as featured in the small print run magazine FHM
circa 1998-onwards
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:09, archived)
# been on one of there couches going skiing
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Time to cash in?
(augustus, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:53, archived)
# He's the Iron Man
I don't care what Marvel says. (and yes, I know Marvel were there first with the name)

And have an iron woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:56, archived)
# erm, he's giant and the book's called The Iron Giant
and he's not a man
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:14, archived)
# In the colonies it's "Giant"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Iron_Man_%28novel%29
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:16, archived)
# well colour me wrong
my version i had as a kid was called Iron Giant and when we had it read to us as wee kiddies at school it was giant too.

hmmm. oh well

love the cover art en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Iron_man_book.jpg looks like popbot.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] KIRK THE BUILDER, CAN WE FIX IT?
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:48, archived)
# ha ha , excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Hand over your lunch money or i'll kick your head in
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:27, archived)
# you've picked on the wrong kid this time Brown
this one knows karate
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)
# thats how brown lost his eye
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:32, archived)
# he so should've got a shark tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:35, archived)
# That's crap, though.
My 7yo nephew's learning karate, and showed me some moves the other day.

I dropped him like a sack of spuds.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:36, archived)
# True...
No amount of hand waving palm choppery can match the simple technique of
"Foot to groin then knee to face" repeat as needed with mixed wind-milling for artistic effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Beating up kids is such fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Profitable, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:57, archived)
# \o/

We should make a badge or something
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:59, archived)
# not according to YouTube
and your 'nephew' looks more like a niece if you ask me
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:42, archived)
# haha
Karate
https://tedu556.wikispaces.com/file/view/Far_Side-Karate-web.jpg/32100485/Far_Side-Karate-web.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:45, archived)
# hahaha
I find it all a bit too convenient personally.. a callto a bullying line..now.. why not earlier? He's f*cked anyway. Maybe this was just to make sure.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] imodium stops diarrhoea fast
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Poo, or poo not
There is no cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)
# That's a face that knows bliss..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Haha, 'after' shot incoming

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:33, archived)
# this is how uranium enrichment really works
just don't tell Iran
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Shurley:
Diarrhoea in one dose can stop
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:18, archived)
# what was it Charlie Brooker said? "a face as lovely as her name"
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)
# hehehehehe....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:33, archived)
# would
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)
# She needs a moisturiser with poly-cerama-pentapeptidic awesomogens
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)
# and Boswellcocks!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:22, archived)
# IN THE END SHE LOOKED SO FUCKING AWESOME THAT WE DIDNT NEED TO FILM THE COMMERCIAL
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:23, archived)
# i've had her. i was crap.
anyways,
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:25, archived)
# yay!
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Jelly Cthulhu I don't mind
but what the feck is the black rubber bum plug next to him?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:14, archived)
# are you insinuating Cthulhu shouldn't be allowed to put stuff up his bum?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbapapa
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Now Look, I don't mind what ever A Great Old One , (slayer of a million minds) gets up to in his / or her own time
But not in front of the little ones
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Baba Mama. Could assume any shape she wanted. Popular down the Trades & Labour..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Ia! Ia! Baba fthagn!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:14, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably bindun
If not... I am still a little ashamed...

(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:03, archived)
# shame on you
suprised we had to wait this long
; )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:04, archived)
# 80% post consumer content
is NOT a phrase I would want to see when buying arsepaper...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:05, archived)
# At least it's
'unscented'
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] *boke*
If i may, i'll pea this here:
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Helps relieve symptoms of Force Choking
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Has bindun, I'm also a little ashamed, though :-)

(nicestnihilist saw you do that on, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:24, archived)
[challenge entry] The adventure game
.
a weird space quiz-type program from the 80's



Anagrams of DRAGON and a burblering aspidistra spring to mind.
.

(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Weird?
That show was excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:05, archived)
# ^ this!
They should bring it back.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)
# ^this^
Moira Stuart's finest half hour
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)
# I loved this show
grunder
grunder
grunder
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)
# number of sides of the shape
multiplyed by the colour value, in order of the colours of the rainbow, to get value of each coin.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:41, archived)
# That show was all kinds of freaky.
Thanks for the timely reminder..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)
# I remember this.
The Vortex bit at the end. Then the losers had to catch a bus home from space or something.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:11, archived)
# I'm pretty sure Keith Chegwin survived by putting crystals on the space in front of him, before making his actual move..
.. then came the booze & naked quiz shows.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Well, you know what they say..
...Cheggars can't be boozers
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:55, archived)
# walk back...
which always puzzled me even as a kid I knew you couldn't do that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Wait!
You mean you can't????????

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Uncle Aspidistra and Moira Stewart
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Doogyrev
(I helped save b3ta! Turdos last had the shites, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Odd this should come up
I was having an argument with someone a few weeks ago who refused to admit this programme ever existed. He was adamant the brief clips i found on't tube were made up!

May be that's the effect they wanted - i know it fucked with my head as a 10 year old.

Weren't the sets made by the same company that did crossroads?

(I helped save b3ta! Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 7:31, archived)

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