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[challenge entry] and now stupid
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Hollywood is a TOXIC ENVIRONMENT IN MY OPINION. I WOULD NEVER WANT MY CHILD TO BE A CHILD STAR.
Most child stars end up in an early grave. That said I was expecting another death this week, because last week Andrew Koenig and the son of Marie Osmond committed suicide by jumping off a building. Celebrity is not good for your mental health. We are losing celebs all the time, just a few high profile stars that come to mind in the last few years, Michael Jackson, Heath Ledger, Britney Murphy, River Phoenix, John Belushi, etc. (I won't include Anna Nicole because she wasn't a star in my book, she was some Playboy bunny who married a billionaire and had a reality show).

(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:51, archived)
# drole bebe heros
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:56, archived)
# why do people want to be celebrity?
is it: celebrity = attention & love
Then again, why do other ppl bang on about celebrities like that's all life is about?
ALSO: ngogngogngog
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)
# you australians are nothing but savages.
(, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:03, archived)
# The inherent racism of b3ta dot com slash board rears its ugly head YET AGAIN
(, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:08, archived)
# I'M REARING SO FUCKING HARD HERE.
(, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:09, archived)
# Yeah, fucking canadians.
(, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:13, archived)
# we're dicks.
(, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:20, archived)
# DESTROY ALL HUMANS
(, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:12, archived)
# the footage of him being smacked was pretty funny.
BEATEN WITH PARTS OF HIS OWN WHEELCHAIR.
(, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:15, archived)
# i think you're pretty safe from being a hollywood star, gronkpan
(, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:07, archived)
# YOU DON'T KNOW ME
(, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:08, archived)
# that's true. you could be gary busey's online persona
(, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:12, archived)
# nice
shouldnt it be 'creatorfeet' though?
The opposite of eraser is probably creator
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)
# penciltoes
(, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:00, archived)
#
/pedant

:D
(, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:22, archived)
# ARSE HEADER
(, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:02, archived)
# feeling a little down today?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:50, archived)
# oh lordy, hahaha
probably bindun, but made me laugh
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:52, archived)
# bindun X4 i think
But not with as much disrespect to the downs crew
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:57, archived)
# bah weep grahnah weep ninibong?
(, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:00, archived)
# bah weep grahnah weep ninibong.
(, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] obvious...
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Possibly the world's longest shaggy dog story.
I sat through it on a friend's recommendation, becoming more and more bored by the minute, wondering why the hell I was bothering with this tedious crap.

And then I got to the punchline. I laughed so hard I thought I'd ruptured something.

I'll never watch it again, though. Superb joke, but there's no longer a surprise.
(, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:11, archived)
# the little girl has a cock?
(, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Yes.
Her uncle's.
(, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
Saori Hara, before you ask. She is 1/4 german, 3/4 Japanese and 4/4 lully.

(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Does she have one of those Hitler moustache pubic bushes?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:35, archived)
# i dunno - it looks like a mugger's face on crimewatch
in which i mean its all pixelly, not looks like a butchers dustbin.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:35, archived)
# hahahah
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Ha. She's pretty fine. Don't google image her at work with safesearch off, though :) (I didn't know that she's a porn star...)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:36, archived)
# yeah - its a bit of a shame really
she's too pretty for porn.

Its even harder seeing her lovely, cute blog, realising that shes been rogered by nearly everyone she's met in the photos (SFW):
blog.livedoor.jp/harasaori/
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:47, archived)
# wow she's gorgeous
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:55, archived)
# brought a big fat 'photobook' of her last time i was in LOLJAPAN land
she is indeed lully
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Get out of my mind
(, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Did somebody say opposites?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:20, archived)
# She's overrated
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:22, archived)
# The Pope Approves
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:26, archived)
#
♫Teresa' jolly good fellow...♪
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Does 'locker' really have an opposite?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Unlocker?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Unlocker?
TJ: can anybody recommend a good B&B in Cork city, must be within walking distance of the railway station?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Unlocker?
TJ: can anybody recommend a good B&B in Cork city, must be within walking distance of the railway station?
Story: this one time I was at a party, fairly drunk on Mount Gay rum, and had a crumpet thrown at me, it hit me on the face and gave me a nosebleed that lasted for an hour.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Unlocker?
TJ: can anybody recommend a good B&B in Cork city, must be within walking distance of the railway station?
Story: this one time I was at a party, fairly drunk on Mount Gay rum, and had a crumpet thrown at me, it hit me on the face and gave me a nosebleed that lasted for an hour.
Mushroom Mushroom
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:32, archived)
# *click*
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] COZ IN DA MOVIE HE HAS NO BRAIN INNIT
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:09, archived)
# You sure about that?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:12, archived)
# ace
i would love to see a film called 'brain man'
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:35, archived)
# for twisted and griffy
unrelated to compo but was asked for earlier.

this is for you boys - sorry for poor shoppage - was trying to change ange's skin tone - not sure how to do it.

(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:08, archived)
# oh jen.......
Blimey chat roulette is strangely addictive...
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:13, archived)
# OMG STEP AWAY FROM THE CHAT ROULETTE!!!
IT WILL DRAIN YOUR SOUL AND HAVE YOU SITTING THERE REFRESHING FOR HOURS TRYING TO GET THE NEXT OLD MAN WAGGLING HIS VEINY COCK

besides, I am not online so the chances are slimmer
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:15, archived)
# I've already got about 5 or 6 cock wranglers
And the rest are moody american looking teenagers
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:17, archived)
#
I have had two decent chats on that website the rest was cock.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:21, archived)
# try omegle instead
you have to pretend the other person is naked though
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:23, archived)
# but there's no camera with that is there?
THE CAMERA IS HALF THE FUN!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:26, archived)
# I just had a nice chat with someone there
you are right - no fun without nudity
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:35, archived)
# 4chan love chatroulette
which is reason enough for me to avoid it

Watch out for the short looping gifs of people they like trolling with
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:31, archived)
# It's all masterbation from what I've gathered so far
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:32, archived)
# I actually spoke to some GIRLS.
I spoke to some girls at uni and we were getting along awesomely. AWESOME. Then chatroulette crashed D:
Another girl asked me if I wanted to see boobies.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Like talk talk?Or write talk
I dont have speakers or mic so can't talk talk
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Well, they talk talked and I write talked.
I think they were having some kind of party because they were all wearing ridiculous sunglasses and hats of various natures usually implying sexual connotations.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:40, archived)
# WHY DID YOU NOT RECORD THIS!!!!111ONE!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:43, archived)
# No boobies or sexual content of any kind :(
I Just realised boobies comes under sexual content as I was writing that.
As I was writing that I theorised that boobies are such awesome and general sexual content they deserve their own category.
And now: sleep. Goodnight, b3ta!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:45, archived)
# cor!
cheers Miss cf!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:02, archived)
# COREY HAIM IS DEAD
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Something something movies posters something
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:06, archived)
# three pubes per bollock lol
:D
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Doodlesdoodles
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:51, archived)
# This has a dog in it
Therefore it is good.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:52, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:53, archived)
# *strokes dogskin coat*
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Eeeeew
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:53, archived)
# some dogs is for eating, some dogs is for wearing
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Kahu kuri
Dog skin cloak
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:59, archived)
# human bone can also be made into jewelery, but more usually, musical instruments.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:00, archived)
# I've seen jewelry made from teeth
one of those creepy, morbid things that I find slightly intriguing and kind of want.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:01, archived)
# I made a ring from one of my teeth
Leather, copper and incisor. Looks quite nice. Don't wear it much though, I don't really wear jewellery.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Ooh, can I see?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:06, archived)
# If I can find it
Hang on.
In the meantime, have some music.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFhd8RfCqVg
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Hahahah
ok
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:32, archived)
# I'd wear dog.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Well then
I guess it's okay for you to wear bear or something...?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Sure. Wearing animals is no different to eating them.
As long as they're killed humanely I don't see anything wrong with it.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:57, archived)
# We are no longer friends :(
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Who do you think you're kidding? You were first to order a dogleather sexsuit from my new range.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:00, archived)
# >:(
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:02, archived)
# No refunds.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:58, archived)
# I wouldn't wear those. Mainly because they look shit.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:06, archived)
# My dog isn't big enough
to make any functional clothes from.

However, if I clubbed a hundred chinchillas to death, I might have enough to make a fetching three-piece suit.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:56, archived)
#
Chinchillas greyhounds
/monty burns
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:58, archived)
# A hundred chinchillas?
I think you'd get maybe a glove from that...
:)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Then it is not a real dog ;D
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:01, archived)
# It is a real dog
I am just tall.

I could maybe make a pair of underpants from him. Might be kind of itchy though.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:05, archived)
# All charges are dropped. Apologies made.
Itchy pants get taken off faster.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:18, archived)
# DOG
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:57, archived)
# GOD
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Nice dog.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Nice god.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Science is my god.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:03, archived)
# I'm a pastafarian.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Pasta is both delicious and nutritious.
SCIENCE!© AT WORK.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:10, archived)
# I was trying to work out what breed of dog I'd have today.
I think some kind of husky, but I'm not sure they even exist over here.

Or: aw.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:06, archived)
# Shiba inu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:09, archived)
# :)))) get me one
I'll call it athena and everything. Even if it's a boy.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] When Harry Flashed Sally
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:42, archived)
# unexpected winky!
woo
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Didn't notice that!
(I generally expect cocks to be magenta in this place)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:46, archived)
# hehehe!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Does this count?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:49, archived)
# For the "movie posters that spoil the film" compo, yes :)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:50, archived)
[challenge entry] this doesnt deserve its own thread
so I'll just leave it here if you don't mind!

(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:51, archived)
# cue 100 "Predator Vs Alien" posts
Oh dear, shouldn't have posted that.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:52, archived)
# i quite like this actually
clever
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:55, archived)
# Perfect Meg Ryan expression.
Mmmmmmmeeegg.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Willy


(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Also I tried chatroulette for the first time and the 2nd person I got was someone masterbating
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:51, archived)
# ha ha stick with it
you will see stranger things than that!*



*But, yes, mainly you will see men self-loving.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Im not getting any more :(
I want weirdos!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:54, archived)
# oh I've got a few american looking blokes sitting down now
That's not really weird enough
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Yay! More masterbation!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Billy is fucking packing
 
THE SECRET OF HIS SUCCESS!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:59, archived)
# It violates the typical TOAP compo pattern
so I like it.

But why not magenta?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:00, archived)
# DING DONG!!
:D
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:11, archived)
# FREE WILLY!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:14, archived)
[challenge entry] .


she ain't no fun no more
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] and anunuh
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:41, archived)
# I like this slightly more than neccesary...
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] My first image post, combined with a lack of photshop may detract a little from the message.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Thats some de-lurkage you've got going on!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Cannot get my head around that sort of lurkage.
Fair enough you may not wanna get flamed for a dodgy image but.....NOTHING, for two years?!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Took me about 6 months...
...But I had been posting a bit on qotw before I braved /board...
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:48, archived)
#
I registered a long, long time ago but lost my way a little. I'll invest in photoshop come pay day I swear, and besides flames i can handle. As my father used to say "fight fire with fire"..which may be the main reason he got kicked out of the fire brigade.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Not at all :)
Very good first image post you should edit your post and where it says "This is a normal post" change it to "a challenge entry - opposite films".
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:42, archived)
#
Cheers , I've been stressing on how to get it on to the image challenge!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Fuck it...
Might as well join the rush...



Click for bigger (136 kb)

(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)
# I thought she was holding an iron for a second then
I'm not sexist, honest.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:45, archived)
# She should be...
Bloody women... They'll be getting the vote next!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:55, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Your eye...is leaking.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Pffft...
(Fuckin hell! Bit of a threadrush going on at the mo!)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Don't expect it to stop!
I suspect the whole of the compo's gonna be a bit full-tilt. Film poster ones usually get a fair lick of a response.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:32, archived)
# It give us untalented buggers a bit of a chance
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:34, archived)
# I wasn't knocking it,
often the really busy compos come up with some really good stuff. But it's a fair bet what with film posters being so readily available in image searches that things will crack along lickity-spit.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Yep,
Just joined in!

(^up there somewhere...)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:34, archived)
# ha ha
Love the expressions
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:32, archived)
# They're on a mission from God, so they are
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Ahhh gwan...
...are you sure you won't having a march now?

*racists*
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Careful now
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Down with this sort of thing
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:38, archived)
# The Passion of St Tibulus
No, your Billy's is rounder at the top.
(, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 1:22, archived)
[challenge entry] as opposed to "begins."
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
# ahhhahhhhahh
FUCKING DO IT YOU SHIT

woo!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 23:01, archived)

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