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[challenge entry] He was a great Dr Who Anne Widdecombe...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)
# ....there's a few things that would fit comfortably in that mouth
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# both barrels of a shotgun?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# cynanide capsules?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Stinging nettles and dog piss covered in asbestos.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:32, archived)
#
*votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:51, archived)
# My cock, for one.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:52, archived)
# arrrghhh! that is just plain scary.... O_o
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# She's always existed in a time and space unrecognisable to everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:27, archived)
# itchy cunt?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:32, archived)
# 2/10 for effort
(likeajackhammer, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# higher than i expected
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:41, archived)
# I think im doing it wrong..
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)
# no
everything here is in order
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# phew
good to know.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# E.T. x 2
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# And this was a junior Home Office minister
who insisted a woman allowed out of prison to give birth remained handcuffed to her bed throughout.

These are the kind of people we're dealing with.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# sounds fair to me
(likeajackhammer, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:35, archived)
#
*does a runner whilst giving birth*

You big silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:37, archived)
# I was hoping to ellicit the response of someone going mental at me...
but you ruined it by not being a cock...

I hate you!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# I save my real bastardiness for mumsnet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:42, archived)
# How'd they get pregnant in prison?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Screw?
(twattybanjo, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:38, archived)
# OK.
When a man and a lady love one another very much...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# ... two screws hold the lady down whilst the guv gives her one in the fish-mitten
(likeajackhammer, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Precisely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)
# fish-mitten
lovely word that:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:44, archived)
# I don't see anything wrong with that.
Dozy bitch shouldn't have been up to mischief while preggers, should she.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:52, archived)
# FFS,
the silly prat was sentenced when already pregnant.

*EDIT* you disgraceful ninja editor, you*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Well it's her own fault for doing sillys when pregnant.
Simple rule of time n' crime, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Next time you give birth,
no matter what you've done,
I hope you aren't handcuffed to the bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Oh I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] a better Sith Lord though
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Resevoir Dogs for Twats.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Well don't they all look like the missing members of Adam and the Ants and Duran Duran.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# "A new royal family
A wild nobility
We are the family!"

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)
# hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Showing me you're handsome
Prince Charming, Prince Charming,
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of.

*Woo by the way*
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Cameron does look like Le Bon there...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)
# The lad to the left of Boris has one of the most eminently punchable faces I've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Yeah, but you'd have to stop punching Boris
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:25, archived)
# tricky choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Uncontroversial.
Cos none of the other cunts are gonna do it either.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] ha ha, quite
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Their manifesto is out today as well
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:10, archived)
# The BNP, but with Jaguars
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:10, archived)
# have you seen the most recent autotune the news?
They've done Faridge on there, its ace, bear with me I'll find the link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpYIKF1wuyE
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
# I agree,
Tis very good
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# The Pringle wing of the BNP.
(twattybanjo, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
# *Pringle wings*
That's an ace word.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Are Pringle wings
a more fragile version of bingo wings?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:13, archived)
# The slighty more "celulite'y" oven baked version
of the popular arm wobblers!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Pringles?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# hahahaha!
their logo looks like something you'd see on the front of one of those "everything for a pound" shops...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
# It'll be the new britsish flag then!
/Daily Fail humour
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# At least the vile cunt
has the common decency to allow himself to be photographed smoking a fag.
Not that that makes him any less of a vile cunt.
And a rude one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Anyone who smokes
can't be all bad.

Except him
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:13, archived)
# I'd vote for Bob McFuckinGabe if it meant I could smoke in pubs again.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# I'd vote for Darth Vader if it meant I could smoke in pubs again
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)
# ^
Look, it's a bona fide movement now!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:45, archived)
# I'd vote for david cameron if I could smoke in pubs again
...no, I've gone too far now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:48, archived)
# I'd vote for Roy Castle if it meant I could play the trumpet in pubs again.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:53, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
*parps*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Bastard. Booooooooooooo!
(But that policy'd be a huge voteswinger)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Is that really their logo?
I thought is was like a cheaper version of LIDLs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:14, archived)
# such a place doesn't exist, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Yes it does...
It's called "Netto" (especially the one off Westagte Rd, Newcastle upon tyne.) *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:16, archived)
# cold sweat
induced by the memory of 7p a can Netto beans...the dole cheque went a long way there.
(prostheses, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:23, archived)
# didn't do Kilroy-Silk any harm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=keCUoJK4MCg
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(twattybanjo, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:59, archived)
# I was in Eton the other day for the taking of picures.
I was extremely disappointed not to see any toffs wandering about in all their finery.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Easter holiday
they're all in Monaco
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Deciding the future of the country!
Pololololoticslol
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# *gets the tranquilisers*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(twattybanjo, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
# pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Ooh, it's like the biscuit game with a classier backdrop.
At the end, you just funnel the whole lot down in one, like an oyster.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:02, archived)
# :D
I laugh because I'm tired of crying and pulling my hair out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Bald man speaking here.
One never runs out of tears.

Ever.


.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Chin up, at least in thirteen years Labour will be back!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Where's a suicide bomber when you need one?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:08, archived)
# I've got a feeling on may 7th I'd be happier with a suicide booth...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:10, archived)
# don't blow this situation up out of all propor... oh
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# I just saw this in the sandwich shop and thought of you...
Goatse lives on!!


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(titbeak im on a whiskey diet - ive lost 3 days already, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Beauty is truth, truth beauty-
that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Yeah but that's bollocks, isn't it.
I mean, it's true that you might already have cancer. That's not beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Mine is.
I put lipstick on her every day.
And then I kiss her.
And then I spend the rest of the day trying to persuade the nurses to turn the other patients' tellies down. Between coughing up blood and lapsing into comas.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
# I just did an image search for "cancer".
I fear you're right.

Though "cancer cell" brings back some slightly prettier results.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
# true dat
although seeing as the earth and cosmos is constantly consuming itself........everything seems to be in order:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# OH, die in a fucking fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# looks like a record, to me...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
# I haven't wheeled this out in a while...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Sorry, i was only trying to share the fun
:-(
(titbeak im on a whiskey diet - ive lost 3 days already, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Try being less shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Tell that to your momma
(titbeak im on a whiskey diet - ive lost 3 days already, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:29, archived)
# I am slain by your wit.
You win.

Edit: I'm a right grumpy git today, I'm sorry. Not all that sorry. But a little bit sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Tenuous goatse references are a bit old had, old bean.
Sorry. Come back three years ago and try again then.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Fair enuff
I'll sod off :-)
(titbeak im on a whiskey diet - ive lost 3 days already, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# No, no, no, no.
Don't do that. Everyone angers /board now and again; it means nothing, really. Just lay off the tenuous goatses.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:35, archived)
# hehe no worries
ill stick to reading the newsletter - although im not sure ill ever get tired of tenuous goatses :-)
(titbeak im on a whiskey diet - ive lost 3 days already, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] "No matter who wins, we lose" (Etc.)
Original



(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# They were never as good once Iggy left.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Good heavens!
Mr Clegg appears to have the knobbliest knees.

Take THAT, Paxman!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# arf
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Is that Art Garfunkel in the BLHC?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
# You must've read my mind Vagabond.
:-D
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?


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(johnnywashngo, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# That's no sun
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] well at least they're being honest with their manifesto
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)
# CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT
CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT


Sorry Toast... not you

I can't believe people can't see how transparent this fucker is.
He's going to sort his mates out and fuck the rest of us over!!!!
Why can't you see it!!!????
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# isn't that what all prospective (and subsequently elected) Prime Ministers (and their governments) do though?
certainly in living memory, anyway.
It's a two horse race between a public school educated old school tory who supports business over the family,
or vote in (for the first time) a returning Prime Minister whose idea of reaching the public is to liken the election and the responsibilities he has to Wayne Rooney's latest injury and to clean up the mess they were responsible for in business and banking.

It's one of the first years (since turning 18) that I'm actually entertaining the notion of not voting at all, and that idea saddens me a little :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# I've said it before and I'll say it again
It's only a two horse race because people believe it is.

It's like the London Mayorl election, but on a national scale.
Everyone was sick of Ken, Boris was a joke, but people are lazy/stupid/ill informed and didn't even consider anyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# and the only reason it's a two horse race is because
the two main parties balance out the pros and cons of politics between them on a larger scale. (several policies at once, blinding the public with political science - it's the 'lesser of two evils' platform ) Sadly, the LibDems, although well intentioned, just don't cut it as a serious contender for power as they only focus on a smaller number of policies at any one time, often sparking people's imagination but never following it through to back it up with what else they would do. Clegg is wet flannel, and the only person I have any sympathy for in their party is Cable, and true legend amongst otherwise white noise.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# But ....
if the top two piss everyone off so much, why don't people do something about it?

It infuriates me. It's like that episode of the Simpsons when the aliens take over the US election, and say, "You have to vote for one us"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# you've asked the key question
why don't people do something about it?
A. Because they can't, and being the 'lesser of two evils' platform, it boils down to voting against policies you hate less, to ensure that the policies you hate more don't get a chance to come to fruition.
If you look at the two main parties with reasonable objectivity over the past 25-30 years or so, look at how much further right Labour has swung, and how more open the Tories have tried to become to appeal to the 'middle voter'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)
# *sobs*
I just want to believe in democracy so much...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# I'm with you 100% on that :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
# I've genuinely
lost heart as well. I used to at least take an interest in who ran our country and how, now I just feel whoever is hiking up taxes while living in the lap of luxury doesn't really matter, they'll all do an equally great job.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:10, archived)
# i can't believe people keep voting for the same two terrible parties all the time,
its the same deal here in ireland, incompetent wankers!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:00, archived)
# What a cunt.
Why the fuck are parents going to run the schools? Surely that is what people study to become teachers for?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Yeah, but they are shit at it
so rather than sack them, we're going to carry on paying them and let chelsea tractor mums have their say, and then blame the teachers again when it all goes tits
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Well no, teachers aren't shit.
The problem is that kids have too much say in what goes on in their schools. The whole kids sitting in on teachers interviews is fucking disgraceful as far as I am concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# sorry, that was sarcasm
With The future Mrs Scaramanga being a teacher I would never say that and mean it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Ah ok.
My apologies :) Also, there is a massive issue, as I am sure mrs S would agree, with the amount of fucking paperwork they have to do. My sister became a teacher to teach, not to fill out endless reams of paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# oh indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:07, archived)
# So teachers have to obey the governors, children and parents
I imagine the number of new teachers signing up to work will soar under Tory
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# sadly, it's a little of A and a little of B on that one :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# It won't be the Chelsea Tractor Mums,
It'll be loonies with an agenda. A friend of mine is a civil servant and has had to deal with one school where the board of govenors was infiltrated by a cabal of seventh day adventists who decloaked once they were on board and tried to have assemblies and RE teach that the bible is literally true and another where the chair of the board of govenors while addressing pupils and parents said when God made people black people were overdone, white people underdone and brown ones just right. Not nice in front of Primary school kids but expect a lot more of it if Cameron gets his way.
(twattybanjo, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Indeed. A vote for Cameron is a vote for kitteh torture.
www.b3ta.com/board/9994802
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# while I wouldn't put that past them as a new sport
I was highlighting the entry in the manifesto of a vote to bring fox hunting back in
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Oh, you're actually paying attention to policies instead of taking a random swipe at Cameron?
You put me to shame, sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# I knew he oppossed the ban
I didn't realise he'd made it a manifesto issue...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:08, archived)
# The cat's out the bag....
(pastcaring trembling in a corner....., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)
# You know, there's a name for people like you.
And it's generally used in prisons.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Big Momma?
Puppy?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
You are now Big Momma and I shall introduce you as such.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Do I have to talk like Issac Hayes?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Like "Michael Jackson" in that episode of the Simpsons.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
# is he welsh?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:35, archived)
# she looks the sort
EDIT: she looks like the scary testcard girl with her hair like that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:38, archived)
# OOOh She does doesn't she.
Where's her clown?

(Cue a cut n paste...)
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Standing next to her!
*badum-tish*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# I have Zero Shoppage skill

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:03, archived)
# oi, that thread delete messed with my head
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Profuse Aploggies
I puts it in de wrong place
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# ffs
I keep coming on here whilst eating, to see pictures of cameron and thatcher in love/shagging.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)
# there's a big difference between love and shagging
I can't remember what it is right now.
I'll get back to you
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)
# which one is this?
www.b3ta.com/board/10000415
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# NOOOO!!!!
there's no words to describe what that is
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# your picture reminded me of it
when I was halfway through my delicious cheese on toast :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Frack!
(pastcaring trembling in a corner....., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Minor TJ.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Rith is farting.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Rith?
i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry] get your downstairs windows and doors free for a limited time only
(CarlB, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Gothic chicks

Click for bigger and 300+ more doofers.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha you loon! >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:16, archived)
# ^what she said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:22, archived)
# *clicked*
I like this muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Sit still Darling!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:03, archived)
# good times..good times
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Bad Jedi!
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:58, archived)
# using the force for the forces of good.
carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:11, archived)
# source material?
(likeajackhammer, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:13, archived)
# ^This^
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:18, archived)
# ^ This too ^
titties!
(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# cotton by the looks of it
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I found the gif on the interweb and spliced it to the jedi waving thingy innit
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:35, archived)
# More of this kind of thing might make that turgid dross watchable.
(twattybanjo, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:17, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(twattybanjo, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# I like it
But it still made me angry, as text speak always does. :P
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:56, archived)
# There was only one winner on Saturday.
(pastcaring trembling in a corner....., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:41, archived)
# I put my money on food and alcohol
I won!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:44, archived)
# 2 of mine fell, another one pulled up, and one finished outside of the top 10.
I then won my money back thanks to Chelsea and Barcelona.

Thanks Chelsea. Thelsea.
Thanks Barcelona. Thelona.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)
# First time I can remeber i DIDN'T back AP
every year, I think he's gonna break his duck... except this year

I had four, all finished, but 6th was my best
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] the truth is in there
(manwiddicombe is thinking of something witty to add here, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)
# I didn't know that the west coast of Wales was Atlantic.
Learn something new every day.

*edit* Isle of Man has sunk as well - is this related to global warming by some chance? Or tectonic plate activity?

BTW: the film 2012 was a load of shit, wasn't it? There's a limit as to how much you have to suspend disbelief and that film exists in a realm beyond credulity.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)
# But there was lots of collapsing stuff! Conveniently collapsing just behind the heroes!
And giant ships that they had to rush to make, but took the time to give nifty 3D displays!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)
# 2001 is way better.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Except for anyone living on the Isle of Wight
The Channel islands, The Shetland islands, the Isle of Man, Anglesey

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:42, archived)
# The western isles also.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Ah c'mon
Nothing that small would be visible and still fit in with the style here.

It gets a click from moi. Reminds me a little of Scott Hansen's style.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Had me fooled for a bit there.
If this isn't real, you've done a good job of making it look so.

A lot of work that people tend not to appreciate goes into making things look as though they've been the product of the real world - wear and tear, uneven ink usage, printing irregularities (uneven density, damage to printing dye transfer materials), dust/oil/water contamination in the printing process, folds, chemical damage to the printed item (coffee stains, moulds, dye transfer from things that it has been in contact with during its lifetime), uneven illumination/shadows and so on.

Have a postcard.

(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Oh bloody hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:15, archived)
#
Brightoff!
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] OOps. Dropped the future.
(twattybanjo, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
Good job!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:32, archived)
# what do you expect?!
cut your hair you hippy-scum!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)

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