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[challenge entry] Pleased to meet you

On the bright side, at least we don't have the prospect of "Prime Minister Balls"
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:59, archived)
# I have just seen this one the news...
He has a right old grope of her right tit before the go into Number 10!

EDIT: "Right Tit" - how apt
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahh! After 13 years I'm finally free! Time to conquer the UK!


After the sudden capitulation of Zordon Brown to Lord Dave and his love interest deputy Leada Repulsa, the nation seemed at last to have no choice but to accept total ConDemNation.

Until, that is, the return of New Labour in NEW LABOUR ZEO (possibly starring David Miliband as the Red Ranger)

(bindun?)

Now with 75% more relevant file type!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Size matters.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:59, archived)
# can't tell
use a decent image host & jpg next time


(, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:00, archived)
# I've just baked a cake, eaten it, digested it, shat it out, went for a second visit to finish off, read a book, had a haircut and sang a wee song
and this image still hasn't loaded.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:03, archived)
# I usually
am happy with my download speed... but i feel like i've gone back to dial up!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:04, archived)
# HAMTOUCHER
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:04, archived)
# P-N-G
Pile o' shite
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:05, archived)
#
Good point well made, but at least 330kB of my picture was Dave's ego
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Good response.
I like that.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:12, archived)
#
Mental notes to self: do not vote Lib Dem to keep Tories out; do not use PNG for everything; do not use bedroom computer as image host.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:15, archived)
# haha
see, he's fucking up the country already
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Well I like this.
And the mind boggling amount of Power Rangers/Political puns on display.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:14, archived)
# "Now with 75% more relevant file type!"
nicely!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:21, archived)
# I feel your pain.
Or more specifically: I feel similar pain from similar people.
(, Wed 12 May 2010, 0:05, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Look at that firm rod
holding a dildo
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:56, archived)
# to get bummed by Thatcher *and* Sean Maguire?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:56, archived)
# SHOW ME THE MONKEY!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:57, archived)
#

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Considering
we dont like him, we have spent far too much time photoshopping his ugly hamface lol
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:57, archived)
# I like him.
He was a smashing Prime Minister from 1979 until 1990.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:58, archived)
# i trust you are joking
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Indeed.
In actual fact, Margaret Thatcher was a lady.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:14, archived)
# True
I feel I have to edit pictures of bunnies and rainbows afterwards to wash it off my screen
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:04, archived)
# to take a standing poo on a live fox?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] so that's what happens to them when they're finished with
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Ahaha, she looks like a waxwork.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:55, archived)
# In her defence, and we are not great friends or anything,
it is a still photograph.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:57, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Aren't all photographs still?
I was refering to her shiny skin, glazed eyes and slightly awkward posture.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Sums up
politicians for me.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:02, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:55, archived)
# hahahaha
Reptile from Mortal Kombat, Should have chopped him into 3 bits first
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:56, archived)
#
:DD
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Where did you get the source for the painting?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:59, archived)
# it's a combination of paintbrush, rough copy/paste and 'noise'
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:03, archived)
# I see it now.
Good work.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:05, archived)
# i like this
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] "I did the right thing, didn't I? It all worked out in the end."
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Hmmm
Ozymandias carried out his great evil to prevent a far greater evil. He was acting in the interests of humanity.

Let's see what Cameron gets up to.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Will he embark upon his very own Xanadu?
I for one am purchasing a megasquid-proof umbrella
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Some retard waving a 'truth about 9/11' placard is out of shot on news 24
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:46, archived)
# aye
and he (or one of his similarly afflicted friends) was on t'Beeb earlier. Because, come on, it's not as though we have anything important (or real) to worry about.

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:48, archived)
# did you see the 'No Belgrano Whitewash' guy?
wag
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Rightly so, let them paint their own shipwrecks
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Have a set of despairing ducks
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha, that's Quackers!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:51, archived)
# i have the power :D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:55, archived)
# YES!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Awesome!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:56, archived)
# I do love this!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Her Madge's Vadge
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:40, archived)
# You tease
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:46, archived)
# I like that there's no replies to this yet. Everyone's in shock.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:51, archived)
# aaaargh!!!
My eyes!
*fetches gouging spoon*
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:52, archived)
# You really enjoyed finding that source pic, didn't you?
Bet that's treason. Off to the Tower with you!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:53, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:54, archived)
# WHY WHY WHY did I click that?

* Borks all over the place!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Why?
Just...why?
*orders more mind-bleach*
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:58, archived)
# O_o
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Hahaha
no no no
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:20, archived)
# i am so horny right now
so so horny
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Gah!!
my eyes!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwww.... oh thank f...
EWWWWWW.... .oh thank F...
EWWWWWW.... .oh thank F...
EWWWWWW.... .oh thank F...
EWWWWWW.... .oh thank F...
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:41, archived)
# No no no no no no
Yes!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Well, it would load for you, wouldn't it.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:51, archived)
# No, I meant because it didn't load..
Oh whatever...
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:55, archived)
# And that is
the 2nd worst thing that I've witnessed today.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Yeah,
Mum says sorry about that, she won't bother you again.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:44, archived)
# 2nd..?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Yep - 2nd :)
David Cameron is UK's new prime minister
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/8675265.stm
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Apparently he's going to form a proper and full coalition
Seems fair enough...I know I would if I was made PM. It probably wouldn't go down for *days*.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:50, archived)
# hmm it wasn't loading like that
when you animated it, WRONG SO VERY WRONG
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:43, archived)
# I cropped out the dusty badger first thing. Then animated the rest.
Source searching cost me a large portion of my soul.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Argh no!
phew! Heh heh
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:43, archived)
# WRONG

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:46, archived)
# WOO
Mu :D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Hahaha
There I was wondering about Safari :)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:03, archived)
# *presse Esc at just the right time*
hmmmm
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:04, archived)
# umm,,, Would?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:15, archived)
# A smooth start
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:38, archived)
# quick!
off with his head!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10043307
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:33, archived)
# pffft!
i think i did ok though with paint and no mouse!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Can't...stop...watching...her....chew...
Please let this get a fp.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Something about that brooch reminds me...
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:54, archived)
# ^ NORK!

* What smudge algorithm do you use?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Horribly quickly cloned in Gimp. Sorry.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Terminated.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:30, archived)
# because of his gammy eye?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Goodbye Gordon
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Bring out yer dead
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:29, archived)
# "Ah Mr. Hitler, my Uncle Edward always spoke fondly of you."
"And I believe one of my relatives once ran your delightful little country."
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:33, archived)
# look, i haven't been on for ages so.... there!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Eye-eye!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Lubing up for that traditional last skullfucking session

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:29, archived)
# always make time for it.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Hahaha! Nicely
But if you're on, shouldn't it be red?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:29, archived)
# WHY DON'T YOU EVER BUY ME FLOWERS OR SAY I LOOK NICE YOU BASTARD?!!!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:30, archived)
# But you always look nice, my precious
when I'm behind you...
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:37, archived)
# does my bum make you look small?
=D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:39, archived)
# It sometimes makes it turn inside out
But I close my eyes and persevere, just for you my darling.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:44, archived)
# No rambling round here!!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:26, archived)
# POWER!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:29, archived)
# "Hahaha you poor shitbags"
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:24, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:26, archived)
# i'd laugh
but i can't. i'm too upset
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Was hoping someone would do this :)
Have a faceswap.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
Awesome / terrifying
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:29, archived)
# erk!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Hahaha that's remarkably odd

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Arg
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:34, archived)
# eehhhhh!
take it back! make it go away!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Argh!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:37, archived)
#
that looks spookily like princess margaret
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:43, archived)
# oh jesus mary and joseph all cowering for fear in a dark and wet stable
CHRIST

top shoppage
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:44, archived)
# FANTASTIC
CLICK
(, Fri 14 May 2010, 5:32, archived)
# gawd, he really does look like ham
HAMERON
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:28, archived)
# haha!
I bet he did this an' all!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:36, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhhah yeah suck it up
what are you gonna do, are you gonna fucking break something or are you gonna have a fucking whinge?
 
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] a rubbery faced android in power!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:24, archived)
# lets hope he gets blown up too....
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:26, archived)
# I am writing this just to see the other half of Jimbuktu's image below.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:29, archived)
# oh...
whoops!
=D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:34, archived)
# ;)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Dammnit!
If only I'd thought of this before!

I'm sure I could have come up with a better text too. Bugger!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:10, archived)
# whoever wins.
we lose....
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Move abroad!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:13, archived)
# think again

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:14, archived)
# I love abroad. :(
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:15, archived)
# I want to meet abroad
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:19, archived)
# you'd catch something
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Ah, but what a ride
*starts humming "there aint nothing like a daaaame"*
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:21, archived)
# * Moves his Broad

/to get her away from you sick pervs!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:23, archived)
# t's full of forenginers
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:24, archived)
# bwoo
boo at him woo at the pic
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Wait for it, there is more... :D!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:13, archived)
# heh
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:18, archived)
# I was going to keep quiet but couldn't
/internet splurge
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:20, archived)
# I voted for cameron
as im sure we are overdue an assassination
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:14, archived)
# just a thought
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Ooh now that's another great idea!
I want to do some of the classic optical illusions that use two colours and see how they play out done this way. Would be great I think.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:21, archived)
# have you seen the running puma?
that'd need a lot of refreshes to work :)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:23, archived)
# hahahhaha!
Not seen that, assuming it's like the running horse one though?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Nice
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:22, archived)
# cameron looks like kirk douglas a bit there
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:24, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:29, archived)
# This 80s retro bullshit has gone too far.


"I believe that together, we can ensure that every poor crippled child shall eat goose this Micklemas."
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:09, archived)
# I like that!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:10, archived)
# That's the way to do it!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:12, archived)
# where's my scissors?!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Oooh, purdy

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:15, archived)
# *click*
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Haha:D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:35, archived)
# uncanny!
and artfully done. woo.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Never bring a resignation to a gun fight
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:54, archived)
# *front room LOL's*
*clicks*
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:56, archived)
# IVES
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:00, archived)
# *stands on mountain top, surrounded by a nimbus of heavenly light*
eeop lad.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:02, archived)
# drinking out of a bizoot?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:05, archived)
# ummm...
yeah, sure, why not.
=D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:06, archived)
# have you got the wings and teeth of an african bat?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:07, archived)
# no, but i have the flippers of a leatherback turtle
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Haha
can't find the large source of this one. Link please?

Found it :)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:58, archived)
# I blinked, and the fascists are in power.
I thought Brown wasn't actually leaving until Autumn.

This must feel to you guys like 2000 felt to us over in the states. Barf!

PS- at least she took her dildo down for this photo. :)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:59, archived)
# or put it up.....
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:02, archived)
# YES YES YES!

What's the source for this? She actually looks like she's saying, "You want to do _what_?!"
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Say what you will about the Daily Mail
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:01, archived)
# fucking hell
that right-hand column is the most vacuous thing i've read for quite some time
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Pretend you're a typical tabloid reader
Look at the pictures, ignore the text.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Hehehe
Now I see it, it's almost like the gun was shop'd out in the original :-)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:20, archived)
# hahaha
So the old addage is true - Scratch a Liberal and there is a Tory underneath so all this time Nick Clegg has been Maggie Thatcher in disguise and they would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those... hold on! where the fuck is Scooby Doo!?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:03, archived)
# economy burger.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Licking his Ed Balls
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:06, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:07, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:13, archived)
# lol star wars
;)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:14, archived)
# you could at least have put the quo into that pic on the little table
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:17, archived)
# See the pic in the middle?
The guy on the left?
I shopped them into his pocket.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Well you know me...
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:14, archived)
# DIE YOU DICK
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:16, archived)
# HITLER YOU'RE SUCH A DICK
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Yeah I wasn't really sure what a glee club is.
But now I know: it's a shower of cunts.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:22, archived)
# hahahaha indeed
i have to hear it wafting from the next room. cunts, the lot of them.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:25, archived)
# INTO THE GLEE CHAMBER WITH YOU

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:25, archived)
# :)))))))))))))))))))))))))
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:37, archived)
# THIS is the unshopped original
Her Majesty, Queen VibratingHeadGirl, greeting the new Prime Minister, Mr. Freebase.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Just then...
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:32, archived)
# super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:34, archived)
# super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:34, archived)
# What I like about you sir Tribs sir is that you always have got your facts straight.

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:32, archived)
#


FLASHHHHH AHHHHHH!!!!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Buck Rogers'll save us!!
I hope.....
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Buck save'll
whatever
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:33, archived)
# As Foretold
in ancient ages


well. last week - sort of.
(, Wed 12 May 2010, 8:45, archived)
# We're all fucked now!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Always two there are: a master and his apprentice.

But is he the master or the apprentice?

Place bets now
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:50, archived)
# he's the apprentice's lightsaber polisher.
=D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:55, archived)
# *swish*

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Wait and see what position Mandy gets in the new cabinet
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:56, archived)
# From what I heard he'll come out as a backbencher ;)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:06, archived)
# it's the end of the insignificant poor people.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Yep
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:56, archived)
# I already clicked that.
greedy.
;)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Nah
Just wanting to make a point, going for a walk now.
cheers for clicking though :)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:00, archived)
# a walk?
it's a bit dark.
take a light and your mace and a tazer and your rape whistle.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:03, archived)
# he'll be ok, he's a rapist
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 22:26, archived)
# The darkness begins...
And that is most woo
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 21:57, archived)

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