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# Sploof
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:23, archived)
# ahhhahhahhh oh hell yes
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Fuck im up gooood.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Dennis the menace would fuck his shit up
:)
(JoePesky, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Hahaha, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:41, archived)
# haha this is a great little theme ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 19 May 2010, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Get active kids!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Testicles just for you, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Where's Spinderella
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:23, archived)
# yep, they're gonna be happy meal toys.
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Wed 19 May 2010, 23:23, archived)
# They're gonna be "happy" "meal" "toys"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:35, archived)
# I like this compo
simply because it's cartooney
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:14, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:16, archived)
# I bet they fuck like rabbits
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:17, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Haha!
that took me a while to spot!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 19 May 2010, 23:21, archived)
# They both reveal
a litle something.....
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:42, archived)
# I was looking for that
in Puromycin's picture.

Thank you for delivering :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 20 May 2010, 0:09, archived)
# bad boy :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 May 2010, 0:45, archived)
# hahahahaaaa :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 May 2010, 8:10, archived)
# Woosome
click
(bigjonnydynamite, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:10, archived)
# hahahahaha
FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 May 2010, 20:31, archived)
# W T F .... Where are the fucking Racoons???
Show me the Racoons MTF :P I don't want to see crap challenges I want the Racoons ... NOW!

Deliver the Racoons now!

N.
(I helped save b3ta! b3tz, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:13, archived)
#
N.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:14, archived)
#
N.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:15, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Y/N?
N.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:17, archived)
#
N
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:18, archived)
# Let's leave the raccoons be for now.
We'd only get sick of them and spoil it. Instead let's shitify something that's all ready pretty shit to begin with.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:20, archived)
# North America, mostly
www.google.com/search?q=raccoons

YOU PURULENT COCKEND
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Hold on a minute, this is not what I saw advertized
www.raccoonguys.com/uploads/images/raccoon/raccoon.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:25, archived)
# little, nimble, probing hands.
www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=492
www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=500
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:29, archived)
#
N.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:34, archived)
# racoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:47, archived)
# They're all down the road


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(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Now THAT'S where I've seen them before
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:06, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:08, archived)
# TJ
has anyone done goatse yet?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:14, archived)
# I'm still limbering up.
Maybe later.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:15, archived)
# oh, you fiend!
*flirts*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:17, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10055870
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 19 May 2010, 23:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Wandeville surely?
(cecimasters, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:06, archived)
# Kill them.............................................................now!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 19 May 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Hahaha, we are most amused.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:05, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(herman:D, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Mwaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:57, archived)
# FAKE!
Helicopter is wrong way around!

*Clicks*
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:58, archived)
# CUNT THE HELI IN THE FUCK!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:00, archived)
# But is it real?
No.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Mandyville


and you thought you'd got rid of the twunt.
(ProfMoriarty Telegraph'd, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Rampant Mandeville
(Checkinguponmeagain?, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Just point that other hand up and you've got a seller right there
*spaces out*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:46, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Very ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:46, archived)
# oooh well done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] One of the sponsors influenced the design
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Totally unre-fucking-lated
But has anyone else noticed that the bluish twunt looks like a panty liner that's just had some blue liquid spilt on it in a "look how much blue liquid this could soak up if your fanny gushed blue liquid instead of eg blood at that time of the month" demonstration?

I didn't spot it until seeing it in this pose.
(psd eats stuff. Often., Wed 19 May 2010, 22:53, archived)
# What the above person said.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 19 May 2010, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry]



btw while researching this I found a disturbing amount of nsfw images

and a whole disturbing page dedicated to kif kroker. (edit:I'll delete that one, cos they seem to have a little trouble with UK law)
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Wed 19 May 2010, 22:44, archived)
# I think this was my favourite picture on the Kif page...
rule34-images.paheal.net/afdd551374d34c069e604d33d54a23b9/147743%20-%20Adolf_Hitler%20Communist%20Disney%20Joseph_Stalin%20Mickey_Mouse%20featured_image%20nazi.jpg

(BTW it's NSFW, folks!)

(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:57, archived)
# It was in tablet form
/victim blog (by dobber)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 19 May 2010, 23:06, archived)
# it's the future
they thought of new, more effective ways of forcing it on people :p

(dammmit)
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Wed 19 May 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Neutered little Tory Boy's Boy
(stuart_wr, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:39, archived)
#
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:41, archived)
# He's glowing
with Liberal righteousness
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:42, archived)
# AKA Ready-Brek
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:44, archived)
# topical
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:44, archived)
#
Didn't see the news today then?
Five minutes ago counts as ancient history on the internet of course.
(stuart_wr, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Be fair,
He'll get more Lib Dem policies passed than any of his party's previous leaders!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Yep
Key point the entire media seem to be missing
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:06, archived)
# I would really, really hate to see the contents of your hard drive, man
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:25, archived)
# You'd need a wide angle lens.
I have a 4.5TB RAID :-)

Actually there's nothing scary, illegal or particularly immoral there. I surf 4chan from time to time but skip over the unpleasant stuff and just save the funny or cute ones :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 20 May 2010, 0:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Seeing them reminded me of this
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:33, archived)
# ahhhahhah
I never did finish that
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:35, archived)
# Nice :)
And that is one of the all-time best adventures ever conceived.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Indeed so!
Fookin' loved that game. Funny as 'eck too.

At least in as much as my adolescent days allow me to remember...ahh, the old 486...
(mucuscough http://sciencehubb.co.uk/ <-Science-y stuff, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Likey!
(Compo it!)
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 19 May 2010, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry] This is all I can see
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:32, archived)
# true, not nearly enough uncut crudely drawn cocks out there, it's discrimination I tell you
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Well I can't help but feel you're being sarcastic
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:34, archived)
# not at all!
most people seem to draw a circumcised bell-end, I am campaigning for fairer representation in cartoon penises here.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Peni...
(Sverre my password is "password", Wed 19 May 2010, 22:40, archived)
# That's a kind of pasta you nincompoop!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:45, archived)
# nunc linguam Romanorum non loquor
U.K. English is "penes", apparently? "Penises" is the North American plural.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Yeah, as if those evil jews aren't happy enough controlling
the world's media and banks, now they're nicking our CDC's too! Bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:41, archived)
# You have to have one to draw one
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:49, archived)
# well, this is true
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:00, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:03, archived)
# hahahhahhhahh wow
I'm going to assume that erect penis was not in the original artwork, but you never know
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:26, archived)
# maybe they are uncut cocks,
but they're erect so the foreskin is stretched back?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 May 2010, 23:03, archived)
# There's already been a few cocks done in this compo (I've done two cock related jokes so far!) and there'll be a lot more cocks to come (snigger)
But I doubt we'll ever see one as un-crude as this so bravo! I like the shading!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:42, archived)
# This is the trouble with sitting down to watch Charlie Wilson's War and have dinner.

Had I posted it 2 hours ago I would have been hoisted high above the B3TA bunker.

Now I just look like a cunt.

Although one who has watched Charlie Wilson's War and is well fed.

(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:48, archived)
# looks like a tight foreskin...
just imagine the smeg buildup!

haha the japs on this is just classic!! well done mate!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 19 May 2010, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, they have to pay for the shitty £400,000 logo somehow


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(Winston Kennedy, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Who ya gonna call..?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Ha!
Nice one Prodge!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 19 May 2010, 22:36, archived)
# hahahahaha!
great
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:11, archived)

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