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[challenge entry] Oh dear!


and G'Mornin :D
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Hah, oh dear oh dear
*click*
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Braw! That's good ol' fashioned hummus right there!

EDIT: and top shoppery . . . Woo!


(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Morninglols
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Is it wednesday yet?

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:55, archived)
# She needs to close that curtain properly

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Haha took a weewhile :)
*click*
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Up there with the best of the best.
Lovely.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:01, archived)
# great film,
great picture
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:05, archived)
# haha
and may I just say how so very, very sorry I am for this...

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:10, archived)
# *filenames*
oh fuck
*spangs*
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:13, archived)
# haha
*waits for Spang of the Titans"
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:15, archived)
# strange mythological monsters fighting to the death
with frying pans
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:16, archived)
# hehe
what has he done to poor vivienne westwood??
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:17, archived)
#
*stabs with pan*
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:19, archived)
# *Needs more melancholy saxophone*


CFB
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Needs more rain
7/10
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:34, archived)
# Cock off there's a spiderweb and everything - look.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Oh sorry, didn't see that
6/10
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:42, archived)
# spotify:track:3V0KAM7TeDAyVUzt6DO59p
adds atmos
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Holness FTW
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:53, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:02, archived)
# You know your getting old
when you hear that and think "actually, this is a really good song"
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:03, archived)
# May your children experience discomfort.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Oh they will
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Not enough racists

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:47, archived)
# There's never enough racists.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:02, archived)
# is that odor-eater on a date?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Sani-pad love
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Ew.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:38, archived)
# it is sad
because it has lost its wings
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Probably gonna tie the flowers to the lampost, then add a Beanie Baby & Chelsea scarf.
*lights candle*

Woo, also.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Chelsea?
Bolton Wanderers, Shirley?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Other football teams are available.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:16, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Why do spiders never cast shadows in your pictures?
:D

Big Woo, I will attempt something similar during lunch today as a tribute.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:19, archived)
# There's always the silence.....


Click for bigger (216 kb)

Would've worked better as a gif, but couldn't be arsed. Running out of ideas fast.
Where's the new compo?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:17, archived)
[challenge entry] yay for old horror
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:20, archived)
# Nicely, Joe.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
What a bastard!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:34, archived)
# :D!

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:40, archived)
# very good

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:46, archived)
# 8D
Compo?
Where you at, fella?


(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Probably going down a hill in a bathtub
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:27, archived)
# Ye Gods, that's good!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:28, archived)
# Front page this now
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:28, archived)
# Haha. Clickyfinger's too busy this morn.
Uncompo'd now. T'was shite anyhow!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:51, archived)
# None of this shite on my food!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 8:47, archived)
# Dan Ackroyd's twin cousins!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 8:47, archived)
# I dont like the idea of the flesh like feel as you shake it on your food
would feel ickie
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 8:49, archived)
# I'd spin that weird bastard right upside down,
and shake him everywhere baby!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 8:50, archived)
# pffft.....
knowing him that's probably spunk and petrol
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 8:48, archived)
# Can you tell me how to get the grey bit black on my profile?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 8:53, archived)
# I haven't got a bloody clue mate
that's why my profile looks so dull

HTML is like swahili to me
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 8:56, archived)
# :(
Fuck it, I'll start again
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 8:56, archived)
# Try messing about
with this...

b3ta.com/bpma/
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:04, archived)
# and this is the graphical version... it's very good...
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:21, archived)
# *tingles*

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:23, archived)
# fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuck fuck
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:27, archived)
# officelols
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:35, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:41, archived)
# AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:37, archived)
# officelols
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:44, archived)
# horse blocker wins again
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:56, archived)
# oh you massive cunt
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:41, archived)
# <Jambo>
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:03, archived)
# do what in the what now?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:19, archived)
# <Hakuna matata>
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:37, archived)
# <Wageni mwakaribishwa>

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:54, archived)
# <Habari?>
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:39, archived)
# Like mine?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 8:59, archived)
# PUSH IT REAL GOOD

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:27, archived)
# I'm always waiting for Heston to nail my dinner of chickin nobs to the wall..
*recalls excellent image by talented b3tan*
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:35, archived)
# citzen kaner
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 8:15, archived)
# too subtle, dont get it
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 8:47, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 8:55, archived)
# Bigbud.. Bigbud..
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:22, archived)
# *Gargle Gargle*
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 7:56, archived)
# Someone's been spoiling him again.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 8:16, archived)
#


(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 7:18, archived)
# Second after 'does it tile' will be 'does it scroll' .
The first is answered...
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 7:28, archived)
#

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 7:35, archived)
# Ning!

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 8:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:03, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:04, archived)
# Why?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 7:45, archived)
# flipping hell
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 7:58, archived)
# yes, but does it tile?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 8:26, archived)
# F-F-F-F-F-fantastic!

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:11, archived)
# bah its late
and no one is here
ifiwantedtopretendicoulddraw
filtad
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 5:06, archived)
# that's you, that is.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 5:18, archived)
# or maybe
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 5:47, archived)
# Nah-uhn.
That's your girlfriend. You kiss him on the ears.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 6:20, archived)
# WE LIKE TO WEB CAM
 
got distracted by these archives, amazed I haven't gone through these before
www.goaste.cx/goaste/didyoulockthedoortoday.html
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 6:34, archived)
# DON'T GO THERE
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 6:57, archived)
# MYTH: AIDS IS FREE
FACT: SELL MORE DICK
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 7:19, archived)
# VRAAAAAAK
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 7:26, archived)
# another dead erection
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 6:30, archived)
# Actually
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 8:25, archived)
# lol
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Where
does she hide her nuts?
;)
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 7:44, archived)
# Please post original or this is not true.

* Does she tile?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 8:19, archived)
# wendy4
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:50, archived)
# FATHER, WHERE ARE MY LEGS?
 

 
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 4:01, archived)
# OH NO
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 4:11, archived)
# I JUST WANT TO BE A REAL BOY
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 4:39, archived)
# casper doesnt look as good in real life
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 6:05, archived)
# G-G-G-G-GHOOOSSSTTTSS?!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 6:36, archived)
# It's like an out-take from Altered States
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 6:18, archived)
# CONNECTED TO THE FUCKPLATE!
cfb60k
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 4:13, archived)
# great googly moogly!
 
that's far more disturbing than the orginal.. uh.. schematics
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 4:37, archived)
# Rendered small version last night, but you'd hopped off by then.
Made a couple fixes and rendered it bigger today. I'm sure the torso Spunk Reservoir
to feed the fuckhoses was a welcome adaptation or interpretation of your design.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 4:42, archived)
# excellent work.
 
if you've the time and inclination to activate it, I shall be horrified and aroused appalled
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 4:52, archived)
# It's boned for animation already. So it can be done.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 5:28, archived)
# OH SHI-
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 5:48, archived)
# oh my god
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 6:04, archived)
# ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO RIDE THE RAPE-O-TRON
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 6:35, archived)
# WITH MY KNAPSACK ON MY BACK
 

 
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 3:14, archived)
# looking for Waldo
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 3:34, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 4:00, archived)
# HE'S BEHIND YOU!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 3:37, archived)
# I should be getting cs5 soon.
Vimod won't be able to touch me then.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 4:12, archived)
# is it compatible with your CMYK settings
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 4:37, archived)
# Probably not
but at least I won't get b& for speaking out about it.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 6:21, archived)
# also:
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 4:14, archived)
# It's still not Sunday, but have another real photo.
Earlier I posted this:



This afternoon I think I found his other end:

(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 2:11, archived)
# nice pics
but 110.13 kB for a still is a bit on the large size
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 2:14, archived)
# Fake
No ring.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 2:35, archived)
# LET ME EAT YOUR HAIR, TED DANSON
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 2:41, archived)
# DoP is a fucking god
It's a tragedy that he doesn't post here any more.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 2:54, archived)
# also:
news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100805/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_britain_ufo
There's a typo... they're almost never funny but I really like this one.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 3:03, archived)
# okay I haven't had much sleep this week but I'm not seeing it
 
UGH DA WERDS
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 3:15, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 4:17, archived)
# 1996
A bit late for Ant-Submarines.


But they still Stand and Deliver!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 3:39, archived)
# ahhhhhhh thank you
 
DERN RUSSKIES
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 4:02, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 5:27, archived)
# so you've hit rock bottom?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 7:59, archived)
# Da peeples princess, wiv da angels and da dashbord
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 2:10, archived)
# ...and Da Vinci?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 2:19, archived)
# TOO SOON MAN, TOO SOON
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 3:16, archived)
# that's what the queen mum said when the lizard people killed di and dodi
the hit was scheduled for the 9th of November
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 3:23, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 3:37, archived)
# too spoon!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 7:47, archived)
# FAKE!
No steering wheel halo.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 3:36, archived)
[challenge entry] As There's no new challenge, have this.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 1:52, archived)
[challenge entry] They may not make a good coalition, as much as they make for good laughs or expense claims...
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 1:36, archived)
# Now Wash Your Hands.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 1:39, archived)
# No matter how many times Cameron washes them....
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 1:47, archived)
# "Guys, we're trying to do an interview" !!!!
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:39, archived)
# wait till he gets a load in his face...
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:43, archived)
# That'll wipe the smile off his face.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:44, archived)
# something to do with the HEAD interrogator
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:45, archived)
# He'll be glans when it's over.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 0:05, archived)
# well, this was made before the dark knight
which would make it the precumsor
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 0:10, archived)
#
there's a real tug-etherness about them
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Why so
circumcised?
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:47, archived)
# not much to talk a bat here
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 0:03, archived)
# HEH


guys i'm bored add me on MSN or AIM or Google Talk: theshada(at)googlemail.com
what do you mean you don't use those programs anymore because you have facebook chat? fuck you!
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Cocks!
Fuck stalkbook! Yeah!
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:27, archived)
# nah facebook is alright
but every time I ask people for MSN details or something they always say "I just use facebook chat"
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Aw man, I thought I'd found a fellow facebook-hater.
Then you went and let me down.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:35, archived)
# i don't use facbook chat as it is shit
but i'm not going to add you as i'm just off for a shave and then to bed.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:29, archived)
# aw no
i forgot to shave
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Don't forget
Back,sack and crack.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Waxing maybe, if that's your thing.
Personally I wouldn't let a razor near any of those.

Tweezers all the way...
 
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Tweezers it is
I'm a bit of a secret tweezer fiend.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:52, archived)
# I quite like Facebook
I have it constantly running in the background of the internet to know when my friends post they are going to the fridge for a pie or something important they want to announce to their world

It's less boring than twitter
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:36, archived)
# COCKS!
*loses train of thought*
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:32, archived)
# I am proud to admit that I don't have a facebook any more, but ashamed to admit that I do have an MSN.
You have been added. Be warned: I am becoming increasingly drunk.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:40, archived)
# I have neither.
Do I win?
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:41, archived)
# This is the internet
you appear to be on it, does the platform really matter?
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Yes. Facebook is evil and it wants your soul.
And it will take it, without asking. Then it'll take the souls of all your email contacts, too.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:46, archived)
# You had your settings wrong
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:57, archived)
# No, I never signed up. My acquaintances had their settings wrong.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Yes, I am bitter.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 0:37, archived)
# I'm thinking of deleting my Facebook.
Would you recommend doing it? Have things been less stressful since?
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Well it sure is awkward meeting people during the day and not being up to date on what they had for breakfast and what they think about the latest pop culture
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Hello Shada
I like your picture. I do not understand the words underneath, though.
 
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:46, archived)
# I WANNA CHAT
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Do you mean "Je voudrais un chat"?
 
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 0:00, archived)
# that too!
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Moi aussi
 
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 0:04, archived)
# I WANNA SHAG
the lesson here is that we don't always get what we want.
sadly.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Moi aussi
Ah, c'est la vie.
 '
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Sorry
I only chat to potential customers on MSN
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:51, archived)
# I'd like to buy a thing that you sell
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:56, archived)
# are you sure?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 0:01, archived)
# do you sell anus rape
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 0:02, archived)
# No, but I have a tasty line in Nigerian bank accounts
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 0:04, archived)
# I'LL TAKE ONE
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 0:08, archived)
# when you say "customers"
do you really mean "clients"?
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Well, strictly speaking, I think the term is
Victims
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 0:01, archived)
# let's not get technical
it spoils the mood
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 0:03, archived)
# ; )
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 0:05, archived)
# NO NEED TO BE FUCKING RUDE MAN THIS IS WHY NO-ONE WILL CHAT WITH YOU
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 0:09, archived)
# MOFAHA WHY DONT YOU CHAT WITH ME
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 0:17, archived)
# I THINK I MADE THAT PERFECTLY CLEAR
Why are you so bored?
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 0:18, archived)
# COCK BLOCK A LOO BOP
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 1:29, archived)
# The Cow(n)gate clone milk shitstorm
and the reasons to worry

(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:18, archived)
# My God! Are you saying...
it's been milked?
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Christ, pull the udder one.
That was offal.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Enough!
;)
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Hey man, what's your beef?
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Yeah, how curd you?
I mean, whey? Whey?
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Cheesus Christ!
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:41, archived)
# How dair(y) you!
that was shit, sorry
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:44, archived)
# you udder be ashamed of yourself...
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:44, archived)
# OK, yo-ghurt me!
Jesus, I am so so sorry
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:45, archived)
# This was amoosing once
but enough is enough.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Veal see how this ends
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Methaneks we can keep this alive.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 1:12, archived)
# unprobable
it is a nonsense!
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:26, archived)
# cheese it, they're onto us!
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Terror.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:36, archived)
# The well-known double-act: "Meatus and Glans"
 
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry] been done?
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:06, archived)
# Oooh, clever.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Sunny D?
It's Rob isn't it?
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Good Timing !
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:12, archived)

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