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# I know football is frowned upon. . .
Photobucket
(Mattyla "will make you moist" at, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:53, archived)
# he's a genetically modified potato
marvelous thing science
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:59, archived)
#
Unfortunately, in order to develop eyes and limbs they had to reduce the IQ below that of an average potato.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Well he started out as human
but they decided he'd have a better life as a potato.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 11 Sep 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Even the Sun used this gag :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 21:05, archived)
# :D
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3134442/Wayne-Rooney-missing-baby-son-Kai-after-brief-visit.html
(herman:D, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
Quick and dirty, had to be done:
Songs About Fucking
(I helped save b3ta! uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Are they fucking?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:46, archived)
#
ⓑⓔⓣⓒⓗⓐ ⓓⓞⓝ'ⓣ ⓚⓝⓞⓦ ⓗⓞⓦ Ⓘ ⓓⓘⓓ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Do tell!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:54, archived)
#
₦Ø, $Ҥλ λҞE ҤE $E₡E Ø ҤE GλVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:55, archived)
#
ㄚ口∪ 山工ㄥㄥ 卄丹∨モ 匕口 匕口尺匕∪尺モ 爪モ
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:56, archived)
#
ΒΊ ᵇᵘ ᵐᵉ ᵇᵉᵉ
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:57, archived)
#
ιт αℓℓ ℓσσкѕ fιиє тσ мє. αм ι мιѕѕιиg ѕσмєтнιиg؟
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 21:10, archived)
# All a part of my Kitty Empire.
Happy kitten or sad kitten?
(barbedwiretumbleweed Fast 'n' Bulbous!, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 21:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:31, archived)
# should have told me this four kids back............................................
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:35, archived)
# this
brings tears to my wallet
(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Truth
Painful, painful truth. *sob*
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:40, archived)
# *consoles*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Gorgeous giffage
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:45, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 21:47, archived)
# hehh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 23:17, archived)
# gruesome...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:26, archived)
# my interest in him is waning
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:34, archived)
# Then he grew some more
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Seeing as 9/11 seems to be the topic of the day
Here's a prayer mat I spotted for sale at the Kandahar market



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I'm not sure if they think it'll annoy Westerners or they do it as a statement or a joke. I chose the latter, snapped a pic and moved on.
The only thing the did annoy me was that he wanted 50 blats for it!
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Well it's Sunday where you are so it's RPS. Which is shit, apparently, but tolerated.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:28, archived)
# War Rugs.com
link

They're made to show current events etc. Really quite interesting.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Also
The rug you saw goes for $450 in the US.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Holy Capitalism Batman!
www.warrug.com/index1.php

They want $1000 for them on that site!

Perhaps I should have grabbed a few armfuls at 50, or knocked him down to 30.

*edit* Beaten to it. ;)
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:38, archived)
# RPS?
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Real Photo Sunday
For people who want to share a photo rather than something they've shopped
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Ah, Thank You
Consider me edjamacated.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:57, archived)
# war on rugs
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:36, archived)
# *Flies toy plane into rug*
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 21:04, archived)
# BADCAT
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Fucking hell
You really are the best, Mofaha,
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Sat 11 Sep 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
Value now $2000
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 21:08, archived)
# Woo :D
big mat cat
(herman:D, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 22:03, archived)
# FATCATFATCATTAFATCTAFTACTA
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] too subtle?
(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:04, archived)
# too 404
oof, I see it now
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Love it
Wish I'd thunk of that
(grrrrraant is here to chew ass & kick gum, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Poetry.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Turner nominee Pez Wanton's "Man Your Man Could Smell Like" (2009)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Hello Ladies.
How are you?
Fantastic™
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:59, archived)
# he has a chiseled form :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Years of beveling
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:41, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:46, archived)
# good excuse for a repost
(wankdog, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:53, archived)
# :D

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] N.W.Eh?
(grrrrraant is here to chew ass & kick gum, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Oprah Winfrey looks hard as fuck
with a bandana and an AK-47!
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Look under your chairs *squee*
You get a cap in yo ass!
You get a cap in yo ass!
You get a cap in yo ass!
Everyone gets a cap in their ass!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:00, archived)
# And a signed copy of my new book!
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Moneyz fo nuthin n honeyz fo free mothafukaz
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Topical
but mind the seams

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Ha! :D
*taps phone*
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:57, archived)
# If you squint your eyes you can see a gigantic cat
(wankdog, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:35, archived)
# what if you squint your ears?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:58, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Anne has really shaped up for come dancing
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Mmmm!
Lollipops!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:36, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:41, archived)
# you know you want to lick her lolly
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:42, archived)
# D:
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:55, archived)
# hahah
(herman:D, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:11, archived)
# wtf?!


Not so strong and tough now, are you?
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:41, archived)
# would
not
(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (27 kb)
(grotpig, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:14, archived)
# pfft....great movie :)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
I hadn't seen this before :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:47, archived)
# rip
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Think I got it right this time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 18:44, archived)
# This deserves a reply
for being good.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:26, archived)
# seconded that fing wot Metalfish sed.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:32, archived)
# I'm off to the pub before he gets cross.. See you all tomorrow...


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 18:14, archived)
# I'm threading this jack because I have just seen this outside my house.


What does it mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 18:21, archived)
# It means the USAF are testing their sekrit weapons in your area
Chemtrails, HAARP, Tesla, Illuminati, UFOs, MJ-12... it all fits.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 18:22, archived)
# and on 11/9 coincidence, i think not
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:25, archived)
# You have lens flare!

and you forgot to put your washing out.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 18:22, archived)
# You're pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Hooray!
*raises can*
Edit: Your sig reminds me of a Terry Allen song :The Waitress.
I was talking to a waitress. She said she's always liked drawing horses.She could do the body ok but never get the head, tail, or legs. I told her she was drawing sausages. She said "No. They were horses"
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:23, archived)
# I can't draw for toffee anyway,
but ears really elude me. I just draw big hair instead.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Find people with no ears and draw them.
And DON'T go anywhere near Prince Charles for fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:34, archived)
# People with no ears
always seem to have good eyesight... strange that.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:36, archived)
# It means that God promises not to kill everyone with floodwater again.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 18:51, archived)
# except the Muslims
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:31, archived)
# I'm sure I can see Casper the friendly ghost in that pic
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:18, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (185 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Heh heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 18:51, archived)
# SPL Refs At it Again!!
(Moravian1297 Nip, Nap........Shite!, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 17:38, archived)
# whistley boys surely
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 17:44, archived)
# Marianne Faithfull's Bully Boys?
It's a bit quick.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 18:00, archived)
# What's going on there then?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 18:17, archived)
# I see Hugh Dallas
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 18:20, archived)
# I have a hunch that this is something about soccerball

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 18:33, archived)
# sausage
hello, s'been a while.. [waves]
(fatpotanga, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 17:34, archived)
# chortle
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 17:37, archived)
# I''d just have beains
and saiusaiges
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Your butcher leaves the eyes in.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 17:54, archived)
# mmmmmmm
eyeballs
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Eyebaills.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Beains in tomaito saiuce?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 18:43, archived)
# with HP saiuce
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 18:58, archived)
[challenge entry] it's a DOUBLE RAINBOW! what does this mean?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:40, archived)
# look at the double meme, it's so amazing!!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:42, archived)
# WOOOOOOO! AAHHHHHHHH!
edit - haha i love your username!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:42, archived)
# I like yours
it reminds me of my first lover
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:51, archived)
# hahaha
i remember an advert in BIKE magazine for harley davidson, it said something like "it's like your first sexual experience, you'll never forget it", mine was a wank so that pretty much sums up the whole harley experience
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:53, archived)
# One of my favourite albums is that.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:44, archived)
# sorry to say i'm shit with music, i barely knew this was pink floyd
i remember my dad playing pink floyd in the cortina when i was a kid, oh no wait it might have been fleetwood mac, i always get them two mixed up
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:50, archived)
# check my profile
you'll see why
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:56, archived)
# ah gotcha :)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:58, archived)
# you're looking at it through bifocals
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:45, archived)
# who said that?
i went to have my eyes tested the other day, i said "have i passed", she said "i'm over here mr reeve and you're in a florist". then a drum kit fell off a cliff
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:49, archived)
# damn sneaky florists!
building their shops next to cliffs and whatnot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:51, archived)
# i know! especially letting partially sighted people near it and leaving awkward obstacles like drum kits lying around
i'm sorry i have no idea what i'm talking about now
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:54, archived)
# join the club
although i'm hungover, so i have an excuse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:55, archived)
# still?! good lord!
i can't drink like i used to, two glasses of wine is enough or i know what's coming the next morning, imma getting old
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:56, archived)
# didn't get to sleep till about 9.30 this morning
some bloke was buying me pints of cider all night.
right classy, me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 17:01, archived)
# haha nice!
right i'm off to see how far the missus has got with a lego galleon she bought with her birthday money, catch ya on the doo ron!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 17:02, archived)
# 0_0
lego! i love lego! see you later, have fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 17:05, archived)
# woo hoo!
my mates are on the way to take me out again! see you later, b3ta peoples!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 17:09, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:49, archived)
# hahahaha
and WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 17:21, archived)
# you bunch of hippies
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Im seeing double!
Four rainbows!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Should do a 3d one.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:50, archived)
[challenge entry] This will sell like hot cakes in the bible belt.
(Brambly Slag is strangely attracted to Steve Buscemi, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] selling floyd to starwars fans


(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:35, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 18:02, archived)
# shit! just spents AGES making what i just posted and you've done one better
fucksocks!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Sorry about that

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 16:49, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 17:00, archived)

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