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# i'm going to bed with another drink. have a slutty ms. pac man.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Sexy!
I want to share my new fav song-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJRzBpFjJS8
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 0:59, archived)
# damn right
my favourite of theirs is:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIl0rYbW_hU

which may be funnier if you know all the character references, specifically their deaths
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 1:24, archived)
# I knew you'd like that.
I hadn't heard that one. Sex with Ducks should be on fm radio. Fucking shitty modern society. Hey, I wonder whatever happened to that naked Japanese guy.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 1:49, archived)
# nothing new on chinasmack, I tried searching mop too, but it's all Chinese to me
www.chinasmack.com/2010/pictures/brother-power-naked-chinese-man-vs-modern-society.html

RETREAT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 2:55, archived)
# urgggg...
i made a SFW version
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 3:16, archived)
# RETREAT!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 3:48, archived)
# I wish this was part of my world
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 4:14, archived)
# These are the facts.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 4:21, archived)
# I'd buy a car from this showroom.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Brother Power makes a cunning getaway, sliding under the car.
I was just listening to Bring Me Down by these guys. Great lines about sniffing glue.

But this seems more appropriate for Brother Power


www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0JY4_pWV8I
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 3:17, archived)
# OI OI OI OI
 
that's a terrible fucking recording, I can barely hear a thing through the clipping
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 3:25, archived)
# even if you didn't watch the show, it's hard to resist a song with the chorus FUCK FUCK FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 3:05, archived)
# She is all cross but I have not done anything.
Yet.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Sweet dreams everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Amazing!
:D

*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Has Barbara Woodhouse been alerted?
or is she currently dead?
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 2:21, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 6:46, archived)
[challenge entry] just thought I'd pop this in before the compo changes
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:37, archived)
# what about cruithne?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:42, archived)
# what about it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:43, archived)
# thats a moon too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:45, archived)
# io
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:46, archived)
# ganymede?
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:47, archived)
# titan
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:48, archived)
# callisto
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:48, archived)
# callisto flockhat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Flockhat?
sounds cosy
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:52, archived)
# it is
fluffy an warm
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:55, archived)
# Alfie
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:50, archived)
# europa
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:48, archived)
# I'll be back later
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:47, archived)
# that's one of jupiters moons, not ours
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:47, archived)
# io? I know.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:49, archived)
# A Clukework Orange?
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 2:04, archived)
# Sorry berk...
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:25, archived)
# oh globbits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Pfft!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:32, archived)
# "THIS MAN KNOWS FLAVOUR!!!"

Egg Wallace
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:37, archived)
# hahahah oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:37, archived)
# WAITER, THIS EGG TASTES LIKE FUCKING CANCER, BRING ME ANOTHER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:39, archived)
# another cancer egg ?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:40, archived)
# PREFERABLY ONE THAT IS A LITTLE LESS TUMOUROUS, AND PERHAPS A NICE GLASS OF LIGHTLY CHILLED PISS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Ah, a regular!
Let me move you to a better table....
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:50, archived)
# "Oh, no, my Lord, I assure you that parts of it are excellent!"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 1:22, archived)
# his lower lip has a mind of its own
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:33, archived)
# hahaha
awsome!

I used to love watching masterchef, as I like cooking, but I find now they string it all out and 15 minutes of cooking they stretch over an hour of TV with incidental music and fucked up matrix style camera work.

I just like to fast forward to the bits where the judges taste it and tell them how shit it is, or baldy greg wallace pulls funny cum faces whilst eating.
(Testicles just for you, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 0:08, archived)
# I just got Art Rage Pro so I drewed you some mountains


Click for bigger (459 kb)



oh the thumbnail is borked... i shall fix it
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:18, archived)
# hillocks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:20, archived)
# What!?
My mother was a saint!
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:26, archived)
# to hell with your spoilt baby, i need those shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:28, archived)
# bobrosstastic
I like Art Rage too :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:26, archived)
# "In our world,
maybe there is a lonely tree down here... on the edge of this lake."

I miss Bob. I miss his epic hair and soothing voice. :(
(I helped save b3ta! spawn, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 1:03, archived)
# I see tits of octogenarians
and thank you ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty last-minuter for the compo...


Mustave been done?
(jammietarts ..., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:08, archived)
# i like this there's a shark in it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Have some Da Vinci while we're at it!
(jammietarts ..., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:16, archived)
# I'm not going to any more Who gigs:(

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:02, archived)
#
I ¢¾ New York
I ¢¼ My Dog
I ¢À A Seal
I ♦ Heroes?

EDIT: FUCKSOCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:05, archived)
# cos theyre shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:06, archived)
# Who wastes guitars
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:06, archived)
# Not John Hiatt.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:09, archived)
# i don't care, not since I learned of this
news.yahoo.com/video/odd-15749658/australians-set-record-for-fastest-stiletto-race-22150969
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Finally putting an end to the movie myth of the leading lady
falling and twisting her ankle now she can out run all the others.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:29, archived)
# this is an excellent idea, it is always good to be able to outrun an Australian, in any footwear
 
especially if he plays sports
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Mutley snigger
And cig spat out my mouth funny. Thank you have clickles
(Brambly Slag is strangely attracted to Steve Buscemi, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 0:49, archived)
# I found the real Peter Griffin...
(Testicles just for you, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:49, archived)
# holy crap!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:51, archived)
# King of the Hill's Bobby
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Berk from Trapdoor
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Dammit !! Berk !!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:06, archived)
# BERK! FEED ME!
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:08, archived)
# How did you get my passport photo?!!!!
(Testicles just for you, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:10, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:23, archived)
# you are a sick person
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:05, archived)
# and your point isss?
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:07, archived)
# i don't know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:09, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyVYZV4KbmY
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Is that the food critic from
Masterchef?
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:54, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:54, archived)
# fmeily guy is lol i laufd so much LOOOOOOOL
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:55, archived)
# I found the real Mickey Mouse
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Fabulous
do you have a higher quality source pic?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:16, archived)
# I found one that works for google
here you go
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 0:01, archived)
#
(Fly Projector, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 6:46, archived)
# Bindun I imagine but fuggit...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:30, archived)
#
VIAGRA Greggs
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Well I certainly wasn't gonna give the cnut an attractive body!
Or, indeed, a usable erection...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:33, archived)
# But..it IS attractive.
And that erection looks usable.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:35, archived)
# youre sick
and i know what i'm talking about
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Chubby chaser!
*simpers*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:42, archived)
# wouldnt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Only because your to pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:35, archived)
# not enough boose in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:37, archived)
# How about
her ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:49, archived)
# not enough booze i the universe
i like cock too much to change now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Well...
him then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:56, archived)
# no youtube
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:58, archived)
# you don't know what you're missing there :)
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Neither?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:35, archived)
# the one bending down maybe
who am i kidding yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Ullo dahlin',
sorry to hear your having a bad day, owt we can do to cheer you up?

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:42, archived)
# grrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Not that then...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:45, archived)
# if you eant to cheer me up
give me booze and sex
fuck it just give me booze
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:47, archived)
# this is almost true
i fot drunk last weekend. i also got sex. i think the two may be conexted
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:50, archived)
# ehh

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:34, archived)
# hahaha..................takin' or givin' he's up for it......................:D

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:39, archived)
# hes not the only one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:40, archived)
# knot!!!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:42, archived)
# hahahah
incredible..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:13, archived)
# Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:51, archived)
# where can i buy this?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:52, archived)
# haha, is that me? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:37, archived)
# very quick, equally as shit, but fuck it, i'm half pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Be careful on the stairs............................................................................:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:12, archived)
# don't care, drunk
i'm quite bitter tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:14, archived)
#
In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter -- bitter," he answered;
"But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:16, archived)
# this ids a bit horny
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:17, archived)
# Girl, you ARE drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:18, archived)
# yes i am
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:19, archived)
# What does k.b. mean?
Kickback?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:20, archived)
# knockback
sadly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Ah
I'm sorry. Do you mean it can't be done for some medical reason, or do you mean the nhs refused?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:23, archived)
# nhs refused
vunts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:24, archived)
# I was thinking "kibosh"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:25, archived)
# i was thinking "sex"
no suprise there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:28, archived)
# that's good, that
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Crane

he packed a lot into a short life
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Have this then :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:16, archived)
# *froths*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:22, archived)
# DISCO KEMP
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:24, archived)
# No that's this one!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:28, archived)
# i likje this a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:34, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:35, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha
look at him go
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:27, archived)
# I'm just messin' with ya!
...I still don't know what you did there though!... :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:16, archived)
# kemp rock
a pisstake on that teios kid's film camp rock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:18, archived)
# O.K.,...
....I'm gonna go run into a brick wall now...face first.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:21, archived)
# sounds like fun
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:22, archived)
# but or butt?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:13, archived)
# but
butt fucking is too much like hard work
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:14, archived)
# ok, so why the long face tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:15, archived)
# got the k.b for my tummy tuck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Colonel Kemp in the pub with the bust of queen victoria?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:15, archived)
# sorry death, you lose, it was professor plum!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Needs more....
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:19, archived)
# you pulled his legs off
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:20, archived)
# thatsa a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:21, archived)
# just for shtz
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:06, archived)
# SHOECANOE
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:09, archived)
# and sleeping quarters
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:14, archived)
# this reminds me of my cousin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:10, archived)
# RIS?
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:10, archived)
# This is a mock shoe.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:11, archived)
# There is a pun afoot.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:13, archived)
# toe-tally correct
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:15, archived)
# arf
teeny weeny pedant/reflection.....:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:14, archived)
# eh reflection could have been better
(with proper motivation)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:19, archived)
# very nicely done all the same
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:22, archived)
# nicely is appreciated, all the same ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Ross Kemp faces his biggest challenge yet
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Please, no more Ross Kemp
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:57, archived)
# EVEN MORE YOU SAY?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:59, archived)
# OK

Bob Ross Kemp
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:02, archived)
# this needs a happy little tree
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:05, archived)
# or some soul...
Luther Vandross Kemp
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:09, archived)
# There was one image \/ when I started uploading this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:00, archived)
# *Refreshing!*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:02, archived)
# tic tac ?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:07, archived)
# I was going to make a joke about it being the new challenge
Then remembered it actually was one already!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:11, archived)
# noob...v
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:57, archived)
# milf rider... /\
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:58, archived)
# >< is that a bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:59, archived)
# ^...no.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:02, archived)
# yes... <
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:59, archived)
# I felt a bit weird clicking "I like this!"
but it had to be done.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:57, archived)
# hahaha
would :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:02, archived)
# BANG TIDY.
TIDY
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:07, archived)
# I KNOW this woman!
The source pic, I mean. Think I'd admit it otherwise?

Nicole Bass.

aicmfp

(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 3:20, archived)
# Oh sexy


Click for bigger (25 kb)
(Dillbox2010 Like a small town near you, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:57, archived)
# You called?

Where the hell is everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:05, archived)
# wanking for cabs
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:17, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:19, archived)
# such a handsome fellow

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:29, archived)
# This gets a *click*
:-D
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Ha-ha! Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:40, archived)
# And now a word from our sponsors..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:48, archived)
# ...and an exclusive preview of "Captain's Log":
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:53, archived)
# kinky bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Kirky bastard
!
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 1:53, archived)
# haha:D
Not such a handsome fellow :D
(herman:D, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:34, archived)
#
(herman:D, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:36, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:39, archived)
# :D :D...I'm all Kemped out.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Last gasp, man. Last gasp..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:54, archived)
# moist
this is one of the most beautiful pieces of animated GIF i've ever seen.
(Gilbo, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:20, archived)
# ROS? I don't get it
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:25, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Kemprush!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:34, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:34, archived)
# If this didn't win the Kemp compo, it should have..
(did it?)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:37, archived)
# fell at the final furlong
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Wankers.
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:42, archived)
#
(herman:D, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Ma! Noooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:39, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Say no more
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:32, archived)
# mums the word

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:46, archived)
#
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:16, archived)
# I found this and..... Oh fuck it, too early :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:30, archived)
# EDDIE & DAVE
"Eddie and Dave will help inspire the party to strive to be the best they can be."
That's what officials are saying about London's Labour brothers. We're saying Photoshop them. Mercilessly.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:41, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:43, archived)
# this
with more uncontrollable sobbing
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Neu Konservatiw
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:10, archived)
# "Everybody needs good"......no.......wait....
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Tanz Mit Ed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:53, archived)
# leben heist leben
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:46, archived)
# every time i look at
Mr Ed he reminds me of the annoying twunt David Mitchell
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:53, archived)
# hmm
he's good but he's no elena kagen
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:59, archived)
# hahah..
she's purty!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:03, archived)
# One man silly band!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Yay!
* Dances along...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:09, archived)
# ...where to begin?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:11, archived)
# You've seen the full set (of pics), I presume
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:05, archived)
# ...oh yeah... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:21, archived)
# no...
...do i really want to?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:18, archived)
# i shant lie
i like it :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:35, archived)
# those are wobbly, bloke
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:52, archived)
# :D
it is wobbly bloke:D wobblywobbly
(herman:D, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:26, archived)
# I try...

_/\_
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:44, archived)
# This
is the giant person size person picture my uni set as the summer project



click for all of it, which is massive


(it did not photograph that well on account of the massiveness, and less than grand lighting, draining all the colour out help a bit though)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Great!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Very nice, indeed.
Is this you?
*waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:52, archived)
# 'tis i
give or take a bit of idealisation
(legs may be significantly more matchstick like than thay appear)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:55, archived)
# We should probably get married, or something.
Don't let my current appearance fool you - I scrub up really well..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:58, archived)
# well, we do have the same icon
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:14, archived)
# *Cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Infidelity!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:54, archived)
# and thus we went our seperate ways
wow, b3ta really speeds this stuff up.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:08, archived)
# These comments we shared will always be precious to me..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:18, archived)
# we'll always have /board
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Bloody 'ell
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:52, archived)
# erm, thanks?
i think
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Lovely dress !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:55, archived)
# :D
no Knickers and bra
(herman:D, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:56, archived)
# haha :)
well yes, in the finished pic technically not

(though rest assured, the source photos i used for this were gloriously unerotic)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 20:13, archived)
# gorgeous work
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:04, archived)
# your arm and legs
appear to be on fire.

woo/yay/houpla!
good stuff as always, madam :)
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:09, archived)
# i did wonder what the smell was
ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Couldn't think of who the scarecrow could be..

So i wedged one of the sand people in there...
(Sherbs, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:43, archived)
# Ha-ha! Perfect choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Haha:D
(herman:D, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Another remake?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:50, archived)
# tip top tippity toppity!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Very fitting !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Closer than you think!
Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz
Compared to Luke in Star Wars
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Four, tops!

Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:36, archived)
# I second that emotion
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:42, archived)
# What's goin' on?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:43, archived)
# A heatwave
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:46, archived)
# I thought that it might be the temp tations . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Reach out.
I'll be there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:53, archived)
# I
Want you back
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:56, archived)

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