This image is full of FUCK
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 22:08,
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Hahaha! It's a conspiracy I tell you!
Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 22:23,
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jack dee actually look more disgusted than he usually does when they were on the nevermind the buzzcockslittle twats.
(,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 22:02,
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they're like a couple of 10 year olds who've had too much orange squash
they're like a couple of 10 year olds who've had too much orange squash of daddys cock
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Sun 7 Nov 2010, 22:58,
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Whatever happened to their hair? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 22:09,
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there's something about jedward
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 22:19,
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IIIIIIII just want to tell you how I'm feelingGotta make you understand
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:50,
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Haha what?isketch anyone?
b3ta room up
(b3ta room up
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:52,
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Here's an idea:Don't watch it.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:59,
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If chuck norris could sing he would be Vaaargner
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SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 22:14,
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Jordan has the same affect on me (and my mates);)
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 22:51,
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The numberis making my stabby.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 23:25,
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Had to get it out of my brain
'pologies, for obvious reasons.
edit - Dang. A KiloPost.
Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:44,
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PfffftAirwolf: everyone flies
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:46,
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Get Smarteveryone spies
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 22:17,
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take me to funkytown!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 8 Nov 2010, 1:19,
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Let's go to deadlock!
Yes I hate X Factor too but this was an open goal
Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:34,
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well doneooh much better
( Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:48,
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Oh you changed yours, shit double sorry!You think he is that big? ;)
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Frogbeat,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:52,
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I always thought Dermot had an interest in more manly pursuits
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:36,
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GIVE ME BACK MY HAAAAND
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:37,
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I dunno....looks like I might enjoy myself there mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:42,
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and you know what...
i didn't.
(grainy shiteness curtosy of it being a3 thus too big for my scanner)
ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:22,
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Afghanistan vet? Or Iraq vet?
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:25,
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well, i imagen any demand for vets in those places at the momentis more likely to be in the area of large working or agricultual animals, i was more into the pets side of things.
but thank you for your question though.
(but thank you for your question though.
ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:29,
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Quite interested in ramming pencils up gerbils at the minute,but yeah, the research possibilities are practically endless.
Dripping sulphuric acid into the eyes of feral cats is currently yielding some interesting data.
(Dripping sulphuric acid into the eyes of feral cats is currently yielding some interesting data.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:38,
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I hope that the cats are then disposed of using the appropriate waste receptacle?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:47,
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Of course.Straight on the compost heap, legs broken to avert unnecessary wandering, and an an extra splosh of sulphuric acid to help speed up the process - because we are, after all, humane.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:56,
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I love thatNo button for that so I will just have to like it :(
( Frogbeat,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:27,
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Thass rilly nice!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:59,
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This improper use of a gloryhole sickens me mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:03,
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Random quote appearing on board_stats pageI can't imagine that anyone would, doing that
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:05,
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If you put a coin slot next to it, more people will get involved PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:08,
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hahayea--game addicts we are
Edit: Glory Hole Roulette--4 women and one hungry coyote
(Edit: Glory Hole Roulette--4 women and one hungry coyote
LS18,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:09,
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*PHONES THE PATENT OFFICE* PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:19,
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The old 'pull my finger' rigmarole is a right laffuntil one happens to follow through.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:20,
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Fuck of Choice - by Fuckboy Slim?
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:42,
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FUCK SWEET AND FULL OF FUCK (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:50,
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It's all about the FUCKps: www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=82156&id=1079610293&ref=mf
did you see this?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:49,
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Jonesy was my guinea pig for a little test shoot I was doing. Thanks Jonesy! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:54,
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3 amingos! relax guys you look like you have a dick stuck up your ass mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:49,
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I don't have an accountso I can't sign in. What is it?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:58,
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WILL SCREW FOR FUCK (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:49,
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Oops!Merely confirming what you so correctly stated :)
( Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:08,
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Great minds and all that eh mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:15,
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HABITUAL TEST OF LUCK!FOUL BLUE SHIT ATTACK.
AHA, BUTTOCK SITE FULL!
(AHA, BUTTOCK SITE FULL!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:18,
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great da wife has taken control of da tv
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:32,
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I really don't want to watch strictly or X!I'm happy in the dining room on internetz :D
( Frogbeat,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:39,
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it's antiques roadshow followed by some period drama thing
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:40,
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hahahawould, though. Regardless of earring.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:41,
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she could have a pearl necklace to go with the earringninja edit hope no one noticed
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:43,
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That's "necklace".Good god, you've been on the receiving end enough times to learn how to spell it, surely.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:54,
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ninja edit hereby unnoticed. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:17,
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That's "neckless".Good god, you've been on the receiving end enough times to learn how to spell it, surely.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 21:33,
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hahahathat made me do a big laugh, cheers
*clicks*
(*clicks*
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:31,
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Desperate times call for desperate measures
Octo I ruin everything.,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 19:54,
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I can spot at least three dicks in this picture already maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:10,
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Well,at least he can still type.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:13,
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If they both wrote a letter they could stereo-type. maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:16,
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oh no ive got mayonnaise on my tits again.i'm going to have to lick it off
(,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:19,
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yay...... wants one of those....Used to make rainbows as a kid, with a fly spayer.....
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Sun 7 Nov 2010, 19:38,
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*smugly sits watching as monkeon is devoured by zombies*
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 19:39,
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Like watching b3tans devoured by zombies?see sig for details
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:12,
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Lully!And reminds me of the youtube vid of the lady confused by a water sprinkler...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 19:42,
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I had "The Lemon Of Pink" playing in the backgroundwhich fit surprisingly well.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 19:46,
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You could shoot above someone's headand a pot of gold would fall on them
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 19:50,
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Doink! Doink! Doink!
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 19:25,
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HahahahaI like this
*click
(*click
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 19:34,
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He's an old cock!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 19:45,
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and you saidyou didn't have time for complex animation! oh wait--penis is easy :D
( LS18,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 19:42,
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After Effects scroto-roping nothing complex ;) maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 19:46,
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Like South Park.... bigger, longer and uncut (and I'm not talking about the willies)
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:42,
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hahathankyou for your ace animations, and hitlers barber too :D
( FIEND,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:50,
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Awwwww shucks....Thanks Fiend. I'm not emotional.... I've just got something in my eye
;)
(;)
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 19:19,
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Lacks a certain amount of verisimilitude,'cos he's not sucking them before popping them in to his horrible wet gob.
*EDIT* Sod it it's Sunday so...
(*EDIT* Sod it it's Sunday so...
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:48,
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Hello and welcome to Ready Steady Cock. Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:54,
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Yeah, he is rather blunt in his approach Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:42,
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He is a bit of a blunt instrument isn't he. maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:42,
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he's james blunt's brother kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:43,
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Well, that's disturbing.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 19:09,
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One helping of FUCK, coming up! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:38,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Impossible Weapons"){kind=small}
The hardest things in the world
please be kind as this is my first image post, and only my second post ever, despite lurking for years
Use teh upload codez: <img src="img813.imageshack.us/img813/6355/brusselbomber.jpg">
/edit: yay!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:19,
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Haha, that's probably how they started out mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:37,
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Better put on your gas masks!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:23,
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Try editing your post to<img src="img813.imageshack.us/img813/6355/brusselbomber.jpg" />
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:23,
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u shuld usews htlm codedo this: [img[srcequals IMAG ERL HERE[/im[g
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Ttssattsr,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:24,
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wow I wish I knew code like you
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:25,
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I happen to like sprouts!The trick is to only lightly boil them with a bit of salt. Overboiling them makes them icky.
And was that strike ordered by the top brassica?
(And was that strike ordered by the top brassica?
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:29,
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same herelooking at the image gave me a craving for some sprouts
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:36,
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IndeedI've also been know to stir fry them, with some coconut, banana and soy sauce.
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:40,
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Well, ooh la la, check out Mr Heston Fancypants Blumenthal:)
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:44,
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Fish heads and knickers that would slide down a wall if you threw them at it.:-)
( Octo I ruin everything.,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:01,
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I have never heard it called that before. LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:05,
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Silly invisable man meant "pizza". Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:08,
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I have no recolection of the topping......How did your fart rocket go?
(,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:10,
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I had a lock-in at a Pizza Hut on my birthday one yearGot a blinding ice cream headache from the ice cream machine and ODed on the choccy bits. Awesome.
(,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:21,
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What the fuck has happened to the apostrophe?Do schools simply refrain from teaching it these days?
*old bastad grumbles*
(*old bastad grumbles*
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:07,
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It's a misplaced spaceIt's a "Prossiest Aco", i.e. an Aco that is the prossiest of them all.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:37,
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Silly me.*smacks own forehead*
And I spend most of my salary on Acos, too.
(And I spend most of my salary on Acos, too.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:44,
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Isn't that just a comma whilst accidentally holding down the shift key?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 20:58,
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didn't want to waste a thread with an unshopped photo..... my cat watching tv this morningwww.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/gomeztv.jpg
he was watching for a good 10 minutes, clearly responding to the bigger cats movements, fascinating
(he was watching for a good 10 minutes, clearly responding to the bigger cats movements, fascinating
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:08,
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Heh!And what a lully cat!
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:25,
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Our cat likes to sit on top of the telly and reach downtrying to catch downhill skiers.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:32,
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must be an aged pizza as he doesn't like anything under the age of 80 Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:14,
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so you think you had a pepperoniwell not like this
So you think you had a calzone
well not like this
Gonna bake a motherfucking pizza tonight
(So you think you had a calzone
well not like this
Gonna bake a motherfucking pizza tonight
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:21,
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He's got a pot to piss inbut has he a window to throw it out of?
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 17:51,
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One would hope not,what with being in fucking space and all!
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:01,
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