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[challenge entry] Promotional Materials
used to reinforce the brand and drive new customers...
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:02, archived)
# If there's one thing I've learned about AA types
it's that they just move on to cigarettes and cheeseburgers.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Just a quick question
Saw this on Comixed. Wasn't this on the front page the other day?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:01, archived)
# ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Gothic thread!

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:03, archived)
# DO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:03, archived)
# done it!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Well since it's hot off the press...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:05, archived)
# perfect! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
# *segues into muppet-based tangent*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:24, archived)
# This one.
That will be all.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:55, archived)
# since you asked so nicely

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:04, archived)
# University of Cumbria!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Where the fuck is my god damn picture
and yes I believe it was
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:03, archived)
# FUCKING LINKBAIT
Dude looked like a lady.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Have I commited a cardinal sin? Apologies if so
Just thought I'd give a heads up at possible image theft.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Perhaps my initial comment was a bit too aggressive
That being said, if they stole the image then maybe 'not giving them lots of clicks' would be a good idea. Whatever. Do what you want, I don't decide these things.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Sort of,
you should really have posted this in an existing thread, not started a new one. I wouldn't worry about it though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:05, archived)
# How does it see?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:22, archived)
# With LASERS!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Not long now until Easter, 36 days
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Yey!
Does that mean I missed Christmas?


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Ah! The emblem of the National Bulemics Association.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Gah!
Damn your ripples, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:01, archived)
# *omg like totally wins*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:16, archived)
# I would expect no less from such a fine fellow as yourself.
ROFLcoptersZOMG!!11!eleventy!!!!

bloody yoof of today.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Roadside Bulemia ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Hahahaha nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] RIP Master ov Games
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:45, archived)
# What what what
*goes to news*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Wikipedia says he's still alive
Therefore he's still alive.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:50, archived)
# because wiki never lies
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Wikipedia usually has a few days' advance notice on celebrity deaths
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:52, archived)
# *tinfoil hats*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:55, archived)
# He's been trying to pull this one for ages!
I pity the fool.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:56, archived)
# once a week I announce the SIR P M has died
and once a week he is proven to be still alive :(

but I'll have the last laugh he doesn't have long left.

Bastard should have sent me a golden joystick for the letter I sent in to Games master and maybe I wouldn't be wishing him dead
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Google news agrees
*shakes fist at Paul*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:51, archived)
# not long now
get your pics ready
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:56, archived)
# But he's not dead, is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:47, archived)
# and that fact alone makes this inappropriate
but not long now until he is...
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:50, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Did you do Movember last year?
I've knocked together a profile badge thingamajig to celebrate b3tans with taches!

www.b3tards.com/u/fa2a3ab468c53bb760c2/mo_bro_wiggle.gif
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:57, archived)
# yeah, last year
never again

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Anal sex!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:52, archived)
# A kind offer,
but one, on this occasion, I may have to decline.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Good, not in the mood for it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:59, archived)
# And I've left the larger of the 'Anal Intruders'
in my other Gimp Suit.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Brilliant :o{D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Oh yes.
Yes indeed. :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:57, archived)
# what's a ledgend?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:02, archived)
# in ar harts
a tru ledgend
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
# The part just before your fall off it?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Still got this
(johnvixen, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:20, archived)
# would this be a pea by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I'm impressed
with the depths this one plumbs
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:29, archived)
# haha
on a related note, I've met Baby D a couple of times. Nice guy, you'd never tell he was abused as a child. Bit like Mr T in that regard.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Poor Mr T
I pity the fool
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:52, archived)
# I don't know quite what happened to him
but I suspect it happened on an aeroplane
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:53, archived)
# !
snipurl.com/1hfchl
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:58, archived)
# trouser snakes on a plane?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:02, archived)
# That's the badger!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
# No, I'm Batman

Oh, ok then.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:07, archived)
# :)
www.youtube.com/v/2KX3OriDpgg
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:11, archived)
# I thought he was batman
*points upwards*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:12, archived)
# I'm the batman.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:23, archived)
# No, *he's* Batman!
tsk!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:59, archived)
# It's quiet so I'm posting another image, this time of FORTHRIGHT JUMPING
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:26, archived)
# This is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Try as he might
I imagine Batman's jumps will never be quite as effortlessly forthright as this chap
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Dance, Batman, dance!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1dvSlvZLG8
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Heh heh!
I've got a flash file of that somewhere, haven't seen it for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Who cares who Batman is
Batman isn't just a man, he's a symbol, a myth come alive. He is the night.

Also Batman's hardass.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:40, archived)
# No no no no no
That was Bruce Wayne
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Lolz!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Black Grape?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Bruce Wayne's the costume
Batman's the real guy.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:10, archived)
# It's probably the costume
that gives him a hard arse. He should look into breathable fabrics or maybe vents.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:46, archived)
# It's all about the teeth with you, isn't it.
Dental accuracy.
Great stuff though
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:59, archived)
# You sure are, buddy
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Well it's that time again...
2 and a half years down another much-loved pair of Cats* bites the dust summarily replaced by another identical pair.

In honour of their memory I repost:



And to fend off the nazis I've made a little profile badge for any b3ta Mo Bros out there - me Griffy Tom O'Bedlam and Thor to my knowledge.



EDIT * Caterpillar boots. No felines were harmed in the context of this post.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:30, archived)
# I thought you meant your pets
/still wearing 9 year-old DMs blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Yes I can see how that confusion could have arisen. Clarifying note added.
TBH these boots probably had a bit left in them, but I've been refurbing my house for the past 6 months so they are so utterly filthy as to be unfit for civilised company. They'll still do for work boots though.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:35, archived)
#
*reports to NSPCC
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:36, archived)
# You have me beat
Every work day, I wear the steel-toed 'Carolina' shoes I bought from Sid Boedeker's Safety Shoemobile in 2003
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)
# I have a hard time keeping shoes more than 6 months :P
It seems they use the same amount of stitching in size 12s as they do in size 9s. *grumps*
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:36, archived)
# This
It's hard enough finding a pair of 13s as it is, without them falling to bits a few months later
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:49, archived)
# This is 100% truth.
Having just acquired shoes, the one parameter I needed to fulfill in purchasing was:
Inability to let the rain in.


(unlike every other pair I own - bar the Converses)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:38, archived)
# I bought some Caterpillar boots recently, but they cost £110. Whoops omg lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:57, archived)
# this is the image equivalent of "Ha ha ha... I bought new shoes." isn't it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Ooooaaarrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:30, archived)
# I've got a brand new bunch of content
that you already own
why don't you re-download the lot again
onto your shit iPhone

sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:33, archived)
# don't be
that was funky.
Record it, get Christmas number one
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:37, archived)
# lurvely. Needs expanding. Care to?
and nice pic Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:50, archived)
# And
Put a donk on it
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Darn, I omitted the donk
'twas ever thus.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Why not buy a pass to some tired U.S. shit
that you'll never view?
Spooks Code 9 or 8th & Ocean
enough to make you spew...

We've got plenty of garbage
you've got way too much cash -

Ohhhhh, I've got a brand new bunch of content
that you already own (repeat till skint)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)
# masacre memorial teatowell
(wankdog, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Well, I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Perfect for Brazil nuts
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:17, archived)
# See I would have found this funny
If it was something to do with his steering wheel.

Like it was a fisher-price kiddies one that you stick on the car window or summing.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:23, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:23, archived)
# :( Too soon man
(ppsssst, Williams were sponsored by Rothmans in '94)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:25, archived)
# :(
Historically inaccurate and lacking steering wheel...
fail,
fail,
fail
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Ha...
good use of little shits!

Though I's prefer to put the stars of the adverts to death - FAST.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Especially good with Brazil nuts then
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] He's The Leader
He's the man that put the 'bang' in 'gang'.

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:46, archived)
# That song "I didn't know I loved you til I saw you rock and roll" is so much more disturbing now that I know it was about a kid
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Kids don't even know how to party.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:55, archived)
# The cool ones do.
Maybe you should seek cooler kids.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Yeah what ^ said
Cool kids play with fireworks.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:04, archived)
# and opened vials of Necrotizing Fasciitis
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:06, archived)
# I had to look those words up!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Look man, that was just ONE TIME and you need to GET OVER IT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:14, archived)
# I had a mega cool childhood
We played shitty stick and threw mud pies at peoples walls and windows.
And we evaded the Police.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:16, archived)
# We would talk to the police nicely
They had better things to do than arrest children.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Yeah, I know...
but the effects were so COOL!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:34, archived)
# * Arse-rapes

** Gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:50, archived)
# That child has wet himself. You should get him put down.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:01, archived)
# The Glitter Band is playing Manchester uni soon
Alongside Captain Sensible.
www.manchesteracademy.net/Artist%20Pages/theglitterband.html
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:21, archived)
# so are Europe :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I noticed that, too!
Good grief...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:28, archived)
# I saw the poster for both at the laeather strip gig a few weeks ago
I am amazed that Europe are still touring, must be a short gig they only have one song
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] ....
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:26, archived)
# 70s porn kitty!
What a lovely pussy!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:27, archived)
# scouse
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:28, archived)
# scouse porn kitty?
*confuses*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:29, archived)
# shoosh you
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Eeek!
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:50, archived)
# All them dead flowers! 4eva in our harts!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Enough with the Hillsborough jokes
just pack them in.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:32, archived)
# YOU INSENSTIVE BASTARD I LIVE IN SHEFFIELD!!
THE CITY WAS GRIDLOCKED DUE TO ALL THOSE AMBULANCES THE SELFISH TWATS!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Are you aggressively agreeing with me?
I LIVE IN FUCKING MANCHESTER AND HAVE HAD TO PUT UP WITH HEARING SCOUSERS MOAN ABOUT IT FOR 17 FUCKING YEARS
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:37, archived)
# I KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE COMING FROM!!
THEY COME TO SHEFFIELD EVER FUCKING YEAR AND CAMPAIGN OUTSIDE THE SHEFFIELD STAR NEWSPAPERS BECAUSE THEY CLAIMED IT WAS THE FANS FAULT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:39, archived)
# WELL MAYBE THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TRAMPLED EACH OTHER TO DEATH


(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:42, archived)
# BUT IT WAS FREE FOOTBALL! AND FREE STUFF IS WORTH KILLING FOR!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:45, archived)
# NOT JUST FREE STUFF
MARILYN MANSON PLAYED BEFORE METTALIC A FEW YEARS AGO AND MANSON FANS DIDN'T GET OUT OF THE WAY QUICK ENOUGH, IT WAS CARNAGE AS ALL THE BIKERS CRUSHED THE GOTHS... GOOD TIMES
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:49, archived)
# omg seriously guys typing in all caps is just silly you guys
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Sorry we were being shouty annoyed interweb pplz!!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:04, archived)
# typping that way just makes you look not clever but its okay if youre sorry at least i forgive you maineden and poulp
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Look the typing was being ironic about the shouty person on previous threads
over the Bulger thing. It wouldn't have made any sense if it wasn't in caps as it wasn't just a general conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:08, archived)
# lol k
x]
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:09, archived)
# This might clear things up. I hate caps lock as well ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/10256823
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:11, archived)
# sorry :( I'll go and beat myself in a corner
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:25, archived)
# "beat myself off in a corner"
fixed that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:31, archived)
# well if I must
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:33, archived)
# I live in Mordor
You don't hear us complaining about 7/7 jokes.

In fact, we veritably celebrate them.

But then, we're a tougher lot than the Scouts.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:38, archived)
# the scouts is filled with young boys and paedophiles
I should hope the inhabitants of mordor are tougher then small children and nonces
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:40, archived)
# haha the scouts
the cubs are for rock-ard
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:46, archived)
# pffft
I'm crushed that you made that pun.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:45, archived)
# I'm sorry
I feel like I have trampled on your dignity now
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:47, archived)
# calm down!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:38, archived)
# pffft
I can see this is going to be a good day on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:45, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:58, archived)
# the sequel wasn't as good
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:24, archived)
# I imagine the local teenagers on the mainland, when they want to visit, tell each other
"I'm going up the Shitter Island"/"I'm going to take my girl up the shitter island" etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Also related:

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Randy Gandhi
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Someone did a thesis on Ghandi's sexual preferences
www2.chappaqua.k12.ny.us/hgfaculty/majagels/.../step4.htm
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:19, archived)
# The thing people forget about Ghandi
is that he initially wanted to take power by force before realising it would be easier and cheaper to do it through peaceful protest. Just because he came to that conclusion doesn't mean he wouldn't have slaughtered a bunch of people.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:22, archived)
# His attitudes towards black people were less than PC by today's standards
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:23, archived)
# and he was notorious for parking in handicap spaces
the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Triple Points Weekend! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:29, archived)
# MORAL OUTRAGE
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:33, archived)
# False alarm!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:37, archived)
# YES
Office lols, and now the meeting in the other office has stopped to look over at me laughing
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Joe!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:41, archived)
# superb!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:27, archived)
# o_O
Bad Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:30, archived)
# ;)
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] This thing could really take off!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:08, archived)
# *wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
*Clicks*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:10, archived)
# I don't want one
I need one
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:14, archived)
# It's the only way to travel!
/literally they have banned all other forms of travel
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Due to the electric motor it won't be long before this is no longer classed as a glider
and you need a license
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:38, archived)
# This is ace
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Wow
Woz you inspired by the rider?
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:00, archived)
# probably bindun 1000 billion times
(wankdog, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Maybe
But I still like your version.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Corgi
Nice touch.
(I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:15, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Not available in the shops
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:02, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
who says "rubber johnny" anymore
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Teacher at our school was called Johnny condom
oh how we laughed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Pffft!
Old school prophylactic names FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Too soon?


Click for bigger (73 kb)
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Pasanonic?
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Yeah, he's in jail now
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:53, archived)
# tell me more...
i've not been keeping up with the b3ta soap opera
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Turns out, the b3ta mods had a lot more sway over the judicial system than first thought
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:01, archived)
#
now i'm confused
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Hey, none of the mods told him to murder anyone
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Well I've spent the last half hour trying to think of something related to Milli Vanilli being stripped of their grammy award 20 years ago to the day
But I've lost interest, it's Friday night and I should be doing better things. Someone else is welcome to put a picture of them on a plate or something.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Naaaaah
Milli Vanilli Microphones is what you want.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Milli Vanilli ice cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Milli Vanilli fake Willy?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:58, archived)
# ALWAYS WITH THE PLATES, GRONKPAN, FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Hey man, stop knocking the plates. Plates are versatile.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:09, archived)
# you can put stuff on them
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:15, archived)
# You can hang them on the wall if they have pictures on
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:16, archived)
# you can spin them on sticks
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:20, archived)
# You can smash them
at Greek resturants
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:22, archived)
# milli vanilli hillbilly picallilli?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:01, archived)
# +chilli
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:02, archived)
# That's just silli
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:02, archived)
# needs more willi
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Wasabi, No that don't work
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:10, archived)
# NEVER mix willi + wasabi
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Yeah it's like Ralgex
but for your food
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:17, archived)
# and deep heat rub on the nuts is quite possibly the most painful thing that could ever happen to a man
trust me on this one, personal experience
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:19, archived)
# what about a papercut to the bellend?
according to a scientific test done on bunny rabbits, witnessing such a thing made them wince so hard they broke their backs.

link
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:22, archived)
# One of them
then rubbed in a bag of salt and vinegar crisps
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:25, archived)
# 2 dead
only a retard with roidrage would call that a personal war
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Steroids, the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Breakfast is the most important breakfast of the day

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Legend.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:58, archived)
# ^Needs more controversy and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:00, archived)
# How does it go?
4eva?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:00, archived)
#
R I P RAOUL MOAT NORTHEAST LEGEND FUKK THE SYSTEM FUKK NORTHUMBRIA POLICE ND FUKK PC DAVID RATHBAND
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 11:03, archived)

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