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# cuntgrave (NWFSW)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7Se6LWVtAE
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/stan-lee_assault_charges.jpg
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/richardmadely_unt_grave_mie_dead_childcartridge_iuseyorcartridge_mp3.jpg
QWELCOME TO NOONET
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spotify:track:6oKniVMMhHEuwHyW9PlfyA (King Daddy by Daddy Yankee)
"It's Noo"
www.b3ta.com/talk/7054704
spotify:local:Metallica:%28the+black+album%29:Through+the+Never:244
www.youtube.com/watch?v=otuCPqrGd0Q
spotify:track:0eidjwJdIG8PNYC9TGSp8K (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Yam it gay shift tiem?
*sigh*
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(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:39, archived)
# PHUNK

spotify:track:29dph87sPlYCkwvQLgrPEX (Gasolina by Daddy Yankee)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:46, archived)
# limits
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:47, archived)
# PHUNK 'N STEIN
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:51, archived)
# ooh, I hope so.
That'd be like consuming every single special Christmas product Iceland have bunged out, all at once. Unfettered glee all round.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:48, archived)
# NOO IS IN THE SPIDEY WEB MIT DA JAMS
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:46, archived)
# DIS BEE LOOKIN LIKE SUM SWEET BERRIES
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:49, archived)
# AIN'T NO RAZZ
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:55, archived)
# RASMUS VS RASPUTIN - DERE'S A FINE GUBBINS FOR DA FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:57, archived)
# the 2ND B3TARD LINK w0nt load
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:54, archived)
# TWERKS FINE FOR SMEE
whats it doing

ive uploaded the fucker twice

:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:56, archived)
# first one loaded, but slow
second stopped about 1/3 of the way through, b3ta is running a bit shit on my interweb :(

EDIT: wurkz now
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:03, archived)
# try link below
dis noonet be phuckin yonda

www.b3ta.com/board/10283821
Open in Noo tab
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:11, archived)
# SHOULDA GON TA NOONET
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/richardmadely_unt_grave_miidge_charmander_grave_of_christs.jpg
spotify:track:4jxpysTW5YvJvXgk6Hvihn (Michelle Plays Ping Pong - Original Version by Daisy Daisy)

spotify:local:Metallica:%28the+black+album%29:Enter+Sandman:332
spotify:track:0eG11M1UdCZcuWWgdk70kx (The Way It Is by Prodigy)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:37, archived)
# WIN
(zebby wasting irony here on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Solid !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:43, archived)
# this is
bloody excellent.
(prostheses, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:43, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:47, archived)
# nice one Monkeon ...
...oh, what a second.

WOO! top hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Well that's better than pulling a "shit ninj" for my faceswap wares.
only joshing Ninj, I love you
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Superb :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:54, archived)
# hahaha
excshellent
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:04, archived)
# absolutely
ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:10, archived)
# :D:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Tenuous Xmas
Offence for any time of year, but fuck me, that's funny.
(Monchberter Can't go wrong with Doom, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Hahaha.......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:26, archived)
# hahaha *snorts*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Hahahahah
Brilliant
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 6:39, archived)
#
(twattybanjo, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:30, archived)
#
I'd like to be in the middle
(FJ_Reg, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:31, archived)
# there are only 4 legs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Christmas is the time for sharing after all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:35, archived)
# 6!
(twattybanjo, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Son of God Illusion?
Photobucket
(benchild, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:29, archived)
# This is a motherfucking shrubbery!*
*may actually be CHristmas topery.

woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:33, archived)
# OK . . . I'm stayin' cool . . . and so is my coffee !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Fuggin' Office Parties!!

They'll regret it in the morning, I tells ya...
(FJ_Reg, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost For Compo
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:24, archived)
# is that rob next to hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:26, archived)
# What that dirty git said!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:30, archived)
# "could it be that........it's just an illusion"
Photobucket
(benchild, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:03, archived)
# *gets out of chair*
*walks to other side of office*

*walks to other side of town*

Ah yes, I can just about see it from here.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:05, archived)
# You need to get those glasses replaced, mon brave
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:07, archived)
# You have your binoculars on the wrong way round, silly.
EDIT: No, sorry. That was my binoculars that were the wrong way round.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Dan Brown has released his new book name?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Just steal one from Waterstones.
I'm sure they won't mind losing a little of the surplus inventory...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:10, archived)
# I'm just pissed off with Robin Hobbs 'working on' the last book of the trilogy I'm almost finished the second book of!
If you want to do a movie of any book she's the writer to go for not sodding Ban Drown!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:22, archived)
# ^This
I'd love to see a trilogy of the Farseer Books made into a film. Best fantasy books I've read since the Wheel of Time series
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Great product placement by the Gideons, though
No hotel room is safe!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:11, archived)
# I was always led to believe that there was more evidence the Jesus existed
than there is that Julius Caesar existed.

But son of God he was not.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:25, archived)
# I think you were lead in the wrong direction
the existence of Julius Caesar is very well-attested. The existence of Jesus is much less so.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:35, archived)
# I've heard this before and it's complete bollocks
it assumes you mean "written evidence" as opposed to all those Roman coins they minted with Julius Caesar's fucking face on them
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:46, archived)
# he is an imaginary attention seeking bastard child
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:26, archived)
#
♫ I love Red-X ♫ Best of all the b3ta posts ♫
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Meanwhile, in Bedford Falls
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:55, archived)
# I'll have what he's having.
nom nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Fucking butterfingers!
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:49, archived)
# you've certainly had your weetabix this morning
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] traditional 2

b3ta.com/board/10284925
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:46, archived)
# top work
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:48, archived)
# indeed
so.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:59, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:02, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:51, archived)
# murderers of music?
Photobucket
(benchild, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:43, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:51, archived)
#
In other news...
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:54, archived)
# In entertainment news...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] not really a card slogan...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:37, archived)
# ^ This wins... Stop the compo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:40, archived)
# i like what you did to da noo ass
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Christmas tree booble!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:52, archived)
# awww
When I scrolled down I thought this was the first frame of a comic strip ... MORE! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Dear Father Christmas,
I get the whole good / bad thing, that's great, and I'm no anarchic socialist,
but please can you tell me why you give the rich kids more presents?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Dear Joefish,
It is because rich kids are better,

Signed,
Father Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:30, archived)
# and they leave the best mince pies
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Haha! Nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] god bless 'er
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:35, archived)
# phwoar! :D
(Hot Grot slightly hard of herring, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:47, archived)
#
Why did he only get one boob done, is it part of their economy drive ?
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] hehehehe!
i have my customary royal christmas greeting on the go

has it been a year already
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:50, archived)
#
instant horn!
(FJ_Reg, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:24, archived)
# They
appear to be moving apart at great speed...
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a safe Christmas
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:34, archived)
#
Deja ~Vu ( Chinese DJ )
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Didn't we just see that, down there?

EDIT: Interesting...
Profile for 7 feet of Heaven:
- a member for 1 year, 8 months and 28 days
- has posted 3 messages on the main board
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:38, archived)
# I reckon one was deleted
because he forgot to compo it, and didn't realize he could edit and... er... and deleted posts don't count, or something? I dunno, just a guess.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:55, archived)
# These are not the replies you're looking for
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Again?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Is that a puffy cat I see?
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Seams ok...
HAPPY JESUS HURTING MARY'S VAG DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] She lives just down the road from me. Apparently her husband is a drummer or something. Anyway, have this:
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:27, archived)
# get bach
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Have myself Merry Little A Christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Aaab Bumhug
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] It is better to give, than to receive...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] maybe not irreverent enough?
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Fun for all the family
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Did your uncle tell you that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Look every year I invite you over for Christmas dinner and you just stand at the door!
Are you not coming inside again this year?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry] BEGIN CELEBRATION.....END CELEBRATION
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:05, archived)
# :D
you charmer..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:13, archived)
# ARE YOU SUITABLY PREPARED
SHALL WE BEGIN THE EXCHANGE OF BODILY FLUIDS?
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:18, archived)
# ACCEPTANCE IS CONDITIONAL
ARE YOU OF BREEDING MATURITY AND OF ADEQUATE GENETIC STOCK?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:28, archived)
#
THAT IS UNLIKELY, HOWEVER I HAVE IN MY POSESSION A QUANTITY OF SEDATIVES THAT I SHALL APPLY LIBERALLY UPON YOUR PERSON.
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:36, archived)
# VERY WELL
I SHALL CONSUME A LARGE VOLUME OF BACARDI BREEZER, AND WE WILL COMMENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:43, archived)
# For some reason...
This conversation reminds me of the ones they have on Fringe using the typewriter.
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 10:02, archived)
# *Saves*
*prints*
*sends to entire addressbook*

Woo!

Edit: I forgot *clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:18, archived)
#
THE PRESENCE OF THIS IMAGE HAS DISTORTED THE CORNERS OF MY ORAL ORIFICE BY APPROXIMATELY + 0.5 INCHES IN A DIRECTION PERPENDICULAR TO THE PLANET'S SURFACE.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Excellent!
I tweaked it for my Facebook status..

"I hope you enjoy your alcohol soaked celebration of an implausible virgin birth. Also congratulations on your presence during the next rotation of our insignificant rock around it's local yellow dwarf star and your own continued cellular decay."

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 3:21, archived)
# Wah?!
Am I the only one who read this whilst hearing a Scottish accent in my head?
(Kennifer, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 3:07, archived)
# maybe..
I heard a level, creepy, machine voice, as I imagine most people would :D
(Roxon, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 1:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Happy Saturnalia, pagans!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:45, archived)
# and to you
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
Time for the christmas dino.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 14:56, archived)
# EAT MY CHRIMBUS BITCHFIST!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:11, archived)
# dibs on showing Betty
what mistletoe is for
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:28, archived)
# yabba dabba doooooooo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:55, archived)
# ahhhaahhahahah
 
NOW THIS IS MORE MY SPEED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 7:58, archived)

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