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# I'm a little bored, found a video for the links board though
(MHz, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:40, archived)
# i should change my name
just to FUCK, lol
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:53, archived)
# harry's lot a lot of weight.
now if only he'd shave the silly beard off.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Nice tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 1:11, archived)
#

(MHz, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 1:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay! The rabbit's finally gone!


Click for bigger (155 kb)
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:30, archived)
# I like it!
Needs more Miryam D'Abo sliding about in a cello case, but then most things do.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 2:46, archived)
# Want Pickles on that?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:24, archived)
# He wouldn't take a bite,
that'd go down in one go!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:32, archived)
# hahaha
i have seen him a lot on here but never found out who he was?

/hermit.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Peter Pickles
Stand-up comedian from the 70s
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:39, archived)
# thanks, i'll have the jar.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Awwwww,
do their little fat heads crunch when you pop them in your gob and chew?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:45, archived)
# yes, a sickening, but pleasing, crunch
along with a tiny fat scream.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:47, archived)
# For someone called Niall


Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Silly Fiend! Niall doesn't have a J OR a B in it!
roffle.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:13, archived)
# haw haw haw
:)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:19, archived)
# I think that's quite flash, Gordon...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:13, archived)
# .......................
spang
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:15, archived)
# As ever
fantastische
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:16, archived)
# cheers broski
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:21, archived)
# I like the battenburg colour palette
Tasty, tasty graffiti :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:19, archived)
# nom nom
i have tried eating spraypaint before, not on purpous. It was dark out and i put the cap the wrong way round because i couldn't see shit, then sprayed my face with bright green paint, luckily it didn't colour my face but I coughed out green air :S
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Hahaha
***paging Dr GreenLung***
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Woo - nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Top graffitification!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Love it
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Evenink

bigger
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:56, archived)
# He's a happy chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Oh you silly scientists
Why couldn't you stop at an ear on its back?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Will he be crocking around the Christmas tree at your Mouse this year....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:03, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:10, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger trap!
Tip top :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:04, archived)
# eek!
what noise does he make?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:08, archived)
# naught but a munching sound, I'd wager.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:11, archived)
# this is rather sinister
and i feel it may make it into my dreams tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:08, archived)
# hahahaha
awwwww I want one :) Top shopping as usual HD !
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Have this little pea as my thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:11, archived)
# THIS IS
SEX.

I make no excuses for capitals.
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Oh
Click 'n Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Gosh! Nice.
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry] San Santa
(SoulFury, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:50, archived)
# take the red present
take the blue present
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:09, archived)
#
(Testicles just for you, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Gurzle Wummidge.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:42, archived)
# A nice cup of tea and a slice of fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Something about algorithms
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:44, archived)
# crazy dutch
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:45, archived)
#

 
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:47, archived)
#
(MHz, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Needs more magenta
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 0:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Hahaha..... I spent far too long......
Looking at compleatly the wrong parts of this....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Ooooooooooooh
it's full of fuck
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Ah! Fuck!
(Fly Projector, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Last one...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Arf... they're not as bad as ducks.......
They shag each other when they're dead.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Only in Holland!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Those Dutch aren't as crazy as they make out to be then....!!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Robin bastards!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:31, archived)
# I think they probably do care.
Dead folks is colder.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:43, archived)
# :D haha
Bill stickers will be prosecuted
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:12, archived)
# For SundaeLunch
Was going to use one of her cars but it didn't work so had to do one myself. Not christmassy but hope you like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Well I like it.....!!
If her car didn't work.... you should have told her to take it to a gararge...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Ta!
When I say car didn't work, I meant didn't do what I wanted it too and didn't have the time to play with it. But shh, she'll never know!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Hahaha.... I knew what you meant.....!!
When you said "was going to use one of her cars" I was going to say "How many cars as she got".... !!!... It's pissed O,clock at my house so I'm being silly...!!!
Nice piccy anyway.. ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Testicles just for you, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Rocking around the dead body,
Let the dead body swing
Later we'll have some funky smells
and we'll do some necro'ing
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:13, archived)
# My kinda party!
Happy candles, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Yay happy candles......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Is she listening to ......
Hanging around by The Stranglers......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Merry black ops :D
(herman:D, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Woo.
I fucking love COD.
It's the nicest tasting fish.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
This joke seems out of Plaice
:)
Ooooooohhhh, Happy Candles D
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Cheers buddy.
Hope all's well your way.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Candleday is good
but don't carp on about it..
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:17, archived)
# I thought his joke was Brill......!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Same to you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Yay.. did he get him.....
Or was Santa just swerving out of the way....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Every time I see this place, this goes through my head
ecto-1

feeling better now
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:25, archived)
# better than your gran
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Burying mine tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Not one for pedanting........
But wasn't it Spengler not Spangler?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:41, archived)
# The hearse looks like Ecto-1 too.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:47, archived)
# "If your teeth fall out, and your gums do too.
Who you gonna call?"
/barrington
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 0:20, archived)
# There is a guy named Bud Spangler in the San Francisco Bay Area.
had no association I can find with this local mortuary of the same name - he plays drums (mostly jazz) and also does radio programs - I met him a few times over the years - not a bad bloke...
www.spanglermortuary.com
budspangler.com/
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 5:02, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:24, archived)
# and so you should be :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:25, archived)
# i am i am
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:28, archived)
# i kid i kid
i like i like
i click i click :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Make it stop make it stop..
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:33, archived)
# I did a boussh/ boosh post a couple of years ago
but i can't find it to prove that fact.

Woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:37, archived)
# bollocks did you
LIAR
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:39, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:42, archived)
# I did
it's on my pc but it's cold it the back bedroom and I'm lovely and warm in the lounge on the lappy.
I'll scour b3tards again.....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:46, archived)
# chinny reckon
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Ooh you fucking liar
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:54, archived)
# FINE THEN!! I WILL GO UPSTAIRS AND UPLOAD IT AND POST IT.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:58, archived)
#
FINE THEN!! I WILL GO UPSTAIRS AND UPLOAD IT hastily knock something up in photoshop AND POST IT.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:00, archived)
# There....Although it does look hastily done!!!!....Pure coincidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:05, archived)
# looks remarkably fresh, that pic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Nah, as shit as it is, with my lack of shopping lately, you would be able to tell if it was new
cos it would be much worserer
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:29, archived)
# I don't understand this joke at all
so I suppose I can't call you an ass :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:53, archived)
# leia dressed like that in Jedi is called boushh
i just googled it, but can't bring myself to link to an explanation because the sites are all just so fucking pathetic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] I agree with....
Bindun? Couldn't see it



I'll just go and toap myself
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:12, archived)
# This image makes me feel unhappy :(
(User #86772, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Sorry Mandy...
but votes anyways :::))))
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:39, archived)
# "Frogbeat, you need to grow up mate"
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:44, archived)
# KEKEKEKEKEKE

nice one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:48, archived)
# You can tell that she's enjoying it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Don't talk to him he's a twunt!!


:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Clearly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Don't talk to him he's a twunt!!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Clearly


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Don't...nah nevermind
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:02, archived)
# SHUT IT - YOU'RE ALL TWUNTS
as for me...
hmmm




:(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Spessssh!!!!!!
How goes, you Brummy git? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:22, archived)
# gitting it up brummy style my friend :D
i keep trying to return to here - but real life keeps getting in the way

anything new with you? ( apart from being called a twunt on facebook ;) )
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Haha
S'all just the same.
Ditto on the not getting on here much thing.
I haven't had any hummus for months eiether.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:27, archived)
# last time i posted an original image...
APRIL :D

edit: well when i say *original*...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Did I get Dutch right on this?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Exactly right :)

My mind had to make a bit of a switch before I noticed it was Dutch, haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Hurrah!
Cheers!

edit: have the other one as well:

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:02, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
Imagining a big "click" in your brain as it switches.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:07, archived)
# It's more of a dry clunking sound

Right, missus calls for some wii snowboarding time! Speak to y'all later ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Make sure you whup her ass
and I hope you win the snowboarding too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Splish splash!!
Edit: Have my 36000th post!!

/forgot to log in with spare account!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:50, archived)
# I am privileged sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:53, archived)
# The whole board will be.
I don't have to get naked now,not for another ten thousand posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Tut, oh go on :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Nah. you'll have to imagine me naked.
But please don't!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:01, archived)
# HOLY SHIT

Congrats sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Cheers
Just seen your post count.
Most impressive
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:57, archived)
# I'm a bit ashamed of that


you lightweight
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Don't be
Mine would be bigger (oo-er missus)if i was still as prolific as i used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Yay....Big numders .....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:00, archived)
# WOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:28, archived)
# "FUCKbeat, you need to grow up mate" ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Ah, yeah... em...
Let me sort that! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Now you've just made me look like a fool..!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Sorted!
We can't be havin' that
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Hahaha......you'll wear out your ninja fingers at this rate... ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Vince Cable declares war on Rupert Murdoch?
Well Rupert's f***ed then:
(Meatfish BAH, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:13, archived)
# somehow, he's not scaring me
so i'm off to watch top gear.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Nah.
He'll write up a really crappy proposal, tell everyone it's what has to be done and then vote against it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:01, archived)
# That looks NOTHING like Jim Carrey.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Another shining example of political decision making

News story... Bah. Just me having a moan. Apologies to Eric and Ernie.
Back to the tinsel and baubles...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Something a bit more festive...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:47, archived)
# behold, our saviyarr!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Why are all your pictures so motionless?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Yar-har. Fiddle-de-dee.
*fucks off back to 4chan*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Avast!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:56, archived)
# yaarrrrrrrrrr - brains...
zombie pirates FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:03, archived)
# cunt and cuntier.
wyh to the pic.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:49, archived)
# gives a whole new meaning to strange bedfellows
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Pfft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Tinsel and boobies!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Stuck for 12 hours in a cold airport en route to London
It seems they know that it can get boring - those teases:

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:18, archived)
# Pffft! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:36, archived)
# yes, that's what it sounds like
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Haha

salad?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Which Admiral's Club?
JFK? ORD?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Chicago
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:13, archived)
# I thought that corner looked familiar...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 1:33, archived)
# Hand cream & tissues?
...it would be rude not to.
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I did some shopping today and that inspired this:
And by February no one will even remember what I bought them
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(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:51, archived)
# it's the best time of the year to be single and childless
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:52, archived)
# I'm also single and childless but a lot of older people in my family seem to be immune to death and my friends have already pointed out that they've bought me presents O_o
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:54, archived)
# i bought mine weeks ago
plus, i fucking LOVE shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:57, archived)
#
You need to get pruning your family tree then.
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:14, archived)
# Record suicides can't be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Commiting suicides with records is good for the environment. No one has LP players anymore and you can chop at yourself with the sharpened edge of an old Cliff Richard 45 and not waste a good knife
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:56, archived)
# "Batman soundtrack?"
"Throw it."
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:59, archived)
# "ah, Sade"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:00, archived)
# I have a juke box.
I could do mass murder in my kitchen!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:00, archived)
# You're hiding a weapon of mass destruction!!!
(he he, now someone at the pentagon is reading this)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:02, archived)
# i'm not scared.
I have a false beard on and am writing this from a hole.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:08, archived)
# you've got a keyboard up your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Doesn't
everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:13, archived)
# ummm........
yes, of course.....
*backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:15, archived)
# And not a dancefloor?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:06, archived)
# The West Wing
of Sundae Towers is closed for refurbishment, so the the ballroom is out of use. There will be a lot more balls from me in the new year though.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Curses phraseology used against me.
At least it's not an assault on my grammarphone
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:05, archived)
# all that vinyl, gone to waste :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:58, archived)
# At least you dodged the VAT hike..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:04, archived)
# don't remind me!
have to go shopping for bridesmaid's dresses next week :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Are you doing the good traditional thing of dressing the bridesmaids in the most god awful dresses you can find so the bride looks better?
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:08, archived)
# i hope not
i'm one of the bridesmaids!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Get 'em before the 4th of January.
In fact, buy everything you're ever going to need before that date.
Yeah, that'll show 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:11, archived)
# we're going about the 28th
that way, we'll catch the start of the sales.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:14, archived)
# There is much wisdom in this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:15, archived)
# and yet the day will still end in an almighty row
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:18, archived)
# VAT hike, snowmageddon, newish right wing government...
...England is exactly synchronous with Holland these days
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:40, archived)
# When you used the word February.....
Did you mean to write "The day after boxing day"?... ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:23, archived)
# More than likely yes
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:27, archived)

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