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Vegetarian rodeos: the next Big Thing.

(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:49, archived)

0_0

i suddenly have a case of the horn

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:52, archived)

If he can stay on for 8 seconds . . . he might win a carrot belt buckle !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:55, archived)

that buckle is so mine

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:57, archived)

Yeeeeee Haaaw !

Ride'm Cowgirl !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:01, archived)

i will if i get the chance

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:03, archived)

Rootin tootin'

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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:59, archived)

Heath Vedger?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:54, archived)

The Forbidden Vegetable

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:32, archived)

have you got any more of those exploding carrots?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:37, archived)

Got'em by the bunch !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:38, archived)

*opens crate full of them*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:39, archived)

Careful with the crateful !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:45, archived)

what about sprouts mexicaine?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:42, archived)

Got'em by the brick !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:44, archived)

sprout curry is awesome

and explosive.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:48, archived)

and handy for summoning satan, apparently

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:49, archived)

I agree

but it's at its best when washed down with a turnip and ExLax smoothie

(ShiteBiter, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:58, archived)

Sprout

crumble. You know you want it.

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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:11, archived)

only after the sprout soup and sprout salad

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:12, archived)

I bow to your carrot ways

we are not worthy

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:40, archived)

It's all in the seed !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:43, archived)

carrots are all very well

but the parsnip is far more frightening.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:51, archived)

celeriac is fucking terrifying

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:51, archived)

i have a female friend

who is scared of aubergines.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:54, archived)

does she believe them to be alien veg?

i rther like the look of them myself.
they taste awful, though.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:57, archived)

something like that

she crosses the road to avoid them if there are any on display outside a shop.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:03, archived)

i knew a girl who thought they were some form of egg

this was the same girl who kept pussy willow catkins as "pets"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:05, archived)

yes, his animations scare me

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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:44, archived)

Parsnips have a life of their own !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:53, archived)

after harvesting the parsnips from the allotment

i wash them and let them dry out a bit on the kitchen table.
i swear they're watching me.

look at them, evil bastards.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:00, archived)

You might consider keeping all kitchen utensils hidden and wear a lead apron !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:14, archived)

or barricade the fuckers in the conservatory till i'm sure they're dead

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:22, archived)

Forbidden Veg?

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:51, archived)

Haaaaaaaaaaa . . . you said Forbidden Veg !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:54, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:57, archived)

Now she's got . . . that . . . look !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:00, archived)

....

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sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:19, archived)

related compo pea

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sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:23, archived)

How many weeks was she pregnant for?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:23, archived)

think you mean "he" lol

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sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:41, archived)

Wrong answer

the answer is

"TWO WEEKS"

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 1:35, archived)

figured

It was obvious :)

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sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 3:40, archived)

TWooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

wwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkksssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!

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Frogbeat, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:27, archived)

Wella, wella, wella,

EDIT: now with added root veg

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MAP, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:02, archived)

Paul Weller loves flea tennis.

FACT!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:04, archived)

Tell me more...

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:12, archived)

well well.

nice but this post contains no carrot.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:15, archived)

I love you

How you keeping, Sir?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:17, archived)

not looking forward to work tomorrow.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:20, archived)

Car Rot!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:27, archived)

I kind of went with mine for a while:

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 2:38, archived)

(oh, and I just love

reading the FAQ *after* my semi-decennial contribution)

I did airbrush every panel of that car like that, BTW.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 2:45, archived)

A carrot's work is never done !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:39, archived)

Ha ha excellent!

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:42, archived)

looks like Brucie! nice

(Mattyla "will make you moist" at, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:16, archived)

S'lovely that!

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:21, archived)

A real corker !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:30, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:32, archived)

He shot them himself . . . 'Detroit News'

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:38, archived)

Ted Nougat?

Not a big music fan.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:48, archived)

Dr Ninestein?

mikecane2008.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/ninesteininterster.jpg?w=351&h=571

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:24, archived)

Eagle-eyes!

Edit: Fuck, this is horrific, he's been butchered:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_Man#Appearance.3B_60s_-_80s

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:42, archived)

Tannis anyone ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:56, archived)

"In Okinawa, all Miyagi know two things: fish and carroty!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:28, archived)

Show me grate the fence..

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Captain Howdy, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:29, archived)

Whats with all the fucking carrots?

Sheesh - leave b3ta for half a day and a new ultra-meme is born!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:35, archived)

Mictoboy - alt compo

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:36, archived)

Hm, why?

I didnt think people were protesting the compo. I think its a good one - if done well. Its potential for the same images being reused over and over, as well as TOAPS is low.

I guess im slightly bitter that my lovely pic didnt get many replies, despite being imaginative and painstakingly shopped!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:43, archived)

Not sure why it started I came in half way through too.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:45, archived)

I like this!

both the pic and the bitter rant.

I've clicked you!

(it is a very good pic)

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:45, archived)

It's not protesting the compo

it's just doing something fun is all

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:45, archived)

I thought it was that

"panic buy carrots" day again or something.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:48, archived)

No-one's actually entered any of their carrot pics in the compo.

The way I read it was just to 'shop carrots for the sheer hell of it.

And your pic is still very woo.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:46, archived)

it does happen every now and again

it could be called tangent compo time

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:48, archived)

I like your thinking, camp freddy.

*steals*

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Captain Howdy, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:51, archived)

TCT vs CDC?

0_o

*gives happily*

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:52, archived)

Spontaneous Silly Compo Idea (SSCI) - we're good at those sort of things at b3ta.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:52, archived)

I believe your pic is currently most popular of the challenge so far.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:48, archived)

Really?

Woo!

I sound like a cunt now :-)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:49, archived)

did you see this one below?

www.b3ta.com/board/10297501
Will cheer you up.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:51, archived)

I popped onto /board about 40 minutes ago & thought exactly the same thing.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:36, archived)

You - carrot - fuck - fiffy dorrah, GI?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:37, archived)

couldn't even be bothered to change the text :D

but have a carrot from me.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:35, archived)

arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:45, archived)

.............it's carrot tea

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:36, archived)

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:37, archived)

The tea is strong with this one

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:42, archived)

all proper-tea is theft etc

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:47, archived)

Aaaah so . . . chop suey !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:53, archived)

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MAP, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:00, archived)

is that gillian mackeith?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:01, archived)

Nom.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:27, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:32, archived)

fin.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:33, archived)

That's not a carrot it's a leek!

;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:34, archived)

Those tricksy swedes..

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Captain Howdy, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:35, archived)

If you can't beet 'em join 'em!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:36, archived)

he just wanted some peas and quiet

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:38, archived)

They should Squash all these false charges!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:44, archived)

Lettuce leaf all of this frivolity behind.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:38, archived)

I don't think there is mushroom for debate on this subject.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:43, archived)

Shake hands & leave as spuddies?

Souper.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:48, archived)

I'm getting tired I think I will turnip in for the night.

Goodnight ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:50, archived)

I'm feeling pretty beet, myself.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:53, archived)

That's to be determined in court.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:34, archived)

He's not Peter's

(ShiteBiter, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:26, archived)

i don't fully understand

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:49, archived)

It's a Josef Fritzl joke

(User #86772, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 1:06, archived)

Some castle thingy up a wotsit

Click for bigger (343 kb)

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:25, archived)

Ooo nice...

RSOADMN (Real Scan Of A Real Drawing Monday Night)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:27, archived)

Don't mind if I do...

(click pic for bigger)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:34, archived)

Bob & Blob.

BFF.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:30, archived)

While severely lacking in carrots, this is still very good

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:47, archived)

The black things sticking out of the cliff face near the trees,

are in fact giant mutated carrots

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:50, archived)

Nice try

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:54, archived)

Alright, you got me

They are evil parsnips

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:04, archived)

St. Peter the Apostlethwaite.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:02, archived)

"You're looking very beautiful man"

/edited for correctness

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:03, archived)

Having Sharpie's 'Ore in heaven.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:03, archived)

"In the name of the father", he looks a bit "Brassed Off"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:08, archived)

I was really sad to read that this morning. He was probably one of my favourite actors :(

Nonetheless:

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:22, archived)

Mr Kobayashi....

I just hope he killed bono before he went

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boff FL OZ, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:28, archived)

"I used to think music mattered.."

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Captain Howdy, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:28, archived)

"But does it bollocks.."

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:33, archived)

\o/

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Captain Howdy, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:37, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:54, archived)

mick hucknall's had work done

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:56, archived)

Yeah, he's had his cunt removed.

Of course, now there's nothing left.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:58, archived)

They're selling Cabbage Patch kids at Christmas again?

:D

Not Carrot but veggie related

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:57, archived)

Are they beets?

Because if they're beets we may have a problem here.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:58, archived)

can't stop

no
can't stop the beet and GO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN9_R8YW4nU

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:00, archived)

BRING DA BEET BACK

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:04, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:58, archived)

Ha-ha!

Winner.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:34, archived)

Ta!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:39, archived)

Hahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:47, archived)

Fucking hell

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:05, archived)

What's with the carrots?

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:08, archived)

hahaha

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:50, archived)

This is so real I can't watch!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:54, archived)

Delicious AND deadly.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:00, archived)

Change4Life

Promoting healthy eating and an active lifestyle... if you live in England

(ShiteBiter, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:47, archived)

Seams like some carrots are going to get hurt

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:50, archived)

how can we eat them if he won't let us have them?

peculiar sports meh

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:56, archived)

He's making the world a better place...

that's what superheroes do.

(Rural Swelley no, it's pronounced eye-gore, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:30, archived)

i'm rissing on this 'un

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:42, archived)

I guess this makes no sense

unless you saw that particular episode of South Park. Sorry I'm new at this and just make things as they pop into my warped little brain :)
Sorry.

(Rural Swelley no, it's pronounced eye-gore, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:50, archived)

I've only seen about two episodes of South Park

But I assume there was an episode where the fat kid decides to be a raccoon-themed superhero with hilarious consequences and the woman at the top is his mum. Very good.

(User #86772, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:13, archived)

Which reminds me of Mary, Mungo and Minge

Click for NSFW

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:42, archived)

Did somebody mention Carrots?

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addickted has attained freedom, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:20, archived)

I think I'm in!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:22, archived)

Damn

Just thought of a response that only works in Dutch

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:24, archived)

Now you've left me/us hanging in curious suspense !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:31, archived)

something something caroteen

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:41, archived)

Ga nu je Slag!

I love that phrase.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:38, archived)

Actually

It's 'Sla nu je slag'

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:40, archived)

Isn't that lettuce?

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:42, archived)

Yeah,

it's Dutch for "Lettuce your beat now!"

(Cruising Capacity, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:43, archived)

That too

Sla can mean lettuce, or beat/strike (from the verb slaan)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:43, archived)

Dammit.

I'm getting rusty.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:50, archived)

I thought it was "beat the wife"

I'm in trouble now:(

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:51, archived)

chips met mayonnaise

I'd never tried that till I went there...nom

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:42, archived)

Hmm...

Winterpenen, wintertenen... nee, ik heb geen flauw idee :O

(Cruising Capacity, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:42, archived)

Caroteeeeen

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:51, archived)

Claud !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:28, archived)

it's a bugger buying shoes though

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:31, archived)

First pic with teh GIMP...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:07, archived)

Jasper Carrot missed a trick there

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:08, archived)

arf

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FIEND, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:13, archived)

Would have livened up that shite sit-com he did...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:16, archived)

yeah...a disastrous "venture"...as was a certain game show..was it goldenbollox?

I loved his early stand up stuff

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:20, archived)

Top of the heap !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:09, archived)

Has his own executive bucket of sand to sit in.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:17, archived)

Smart . . . he needs all the drainage he can get !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:18, archived)

He looks more like a carrot than a gimp if you ask me

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:42, archived)

A little of column A, a little of column B...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:58, archived)

Rude Rutabaga

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:52, archived)

swee(d)t!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:54, archived)

trea(d)t !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:57, archived)

He has got women sussed :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:54, archived)

issues . . . woman issues . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:58, archived)

Ouch!

right on her turnip.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:55, archived)

Lana Turnip

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:58, archived)

YOU REBEL!!!!

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:56, archived)

Root for the home team !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:59, archived)

Now there's a turnip for the books

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:59, archived)

Page turnip !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:00, archived)

That's a turnup for the books

* Oh fucking focksocks!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:00, archived)

Page turnerup !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:01, archived)

Is it Thursday yet?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:05, archived)

Marketing genius !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:07, archived)

those are dear nets

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:09, archived)

kinda like road apples

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:10, archived)

They are not big enough to catch deer.

but they are idea for catching carrots.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:46, archived)

Now there's a...

www.bargainbooks4kids.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=1096&zenid=433cab7b5cdccf80c76e41e6f05f20f9

I'm doing it wrong, aren't I?

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:03, archived)

Say . . . that's a good deal . . . Save: 15% off !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:04, archived)

CUNTROTS

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FIEND, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:20, archived)

it puts the lotion on it's skin or esle it gets the jar again

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:22, archived)

jesus that's a horror story right there

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:25, archived)

Hahahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:25, archived)

Hahahahaha

They all look completely devoid of any hope

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:28, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:44, archived)

What a lovely personality though

(ShiteBiter, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:19, archived)

jesus fucking christ

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:21, archived)

hhahaha

i saw the father one of this, cant remember seeing the baby, its amazing how life like they are, but then they are still so its a tad morbid.

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FIEND, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:22, archived)

Saw an exhibition of his work

Incredible stuff. Even close-up they look awesome. Very detailed, down to individual hairs and pores.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:39, archived)

I remember my local museum having a couple of those

very well made

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:26, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:12, archived)

i thought we were only meant to have one pic

on the board at one time mr moan a lot?

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FIEND, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:17, archived)

eh?

there are pictures on this page that have been here for 5 hours, we're trying to liven the place up

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:18, archived)

;)

light hearted banter xxxx woo to the pic

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FIEND, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:20, archived)

phew!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:25, archived)

Slice and dice, baby!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:50, archived)

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