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24 carrot sex face

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:04, archived)

my, that's a long one

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:09, archived)

Give you a fucking carrot

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:09, archived)

Oh dear, I think its winking at me....

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:10, archived)

Scuse me while I...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6LKwySUZ10

(Rural Swelley no, it's pronounced eye-gore, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:11, archived)

you sicken me

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:13, archived)

carrot teen

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:10, archived)

carraaats!

www.b3ta.com/board/10296474

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:12, archived)

NO WAI!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:12, archived)

Mictoboy's started a fucking riot!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:58, archived)

CARATS!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:59, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:00, archived)

FUCKINGCARATAWESUNMS

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:04, archived)

A work of sublime beauty

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:00, archived)

on my tiny netbook drinking and watching groundhog day (again), it's the best I can do

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:03, archived)

There is nothing like a firm, young, carrot

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:03, archived)

This is your most awesomest pic EVAR

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:04, archived)

His facial expression

"I'm a carrot. I don't give a shit."

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:07, archived)

what's orange and sounds like a parrot's just fucked it's shit right up?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:43, archived)

No!

Poor Dave!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:45, archived)

have you been attacked by a parrot?

lol

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FIEND, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:45, archived)

roffle

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:45, archived)

lmao

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FIEND, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:46, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:45, archived)

i'm going to poo on your doorstep anyway

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:46, archived)

Yeah, as if you can hold it up that long

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:46, archived)

i'll bring it in a bag

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:49, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:59, archived)

Hahahahaha

^this

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:52, archived)

Oh . . . I know that one . . . Rabbit !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:46, archived)

I liked 'harvest'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:47, archived)

I see . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:54, archived)

basically, what i was saying there

is that you look a bit like neil young

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:59, archived)

neil young one

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:02, archived)

Oh . . . I thought you meant Harvey . . . Neil does look like me . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:04, archived)

ahahaha is that you you facebooky bastard?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:47, archived)

maaaaaaaaybe

i think this is my 4th attempt at facebook

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:48, archived)

I'm friending you in the face

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:49, archived)

oh shiiiiiiiit!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:50, archived)

This actually happened

... probably

(ShiteBiter, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:26, archived)

tis a slow board

this evening.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:31, archived)

I hadn't noticed

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:39, archived)

needs more carrot

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:42, archived)

sorted

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:44, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:46, archived)

reactionary compo?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:40, archived)

Go-Bo ?

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(gaylord stinchcomb Ridicule is nothing to be scared of. AIDS is., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:25, archived)

It's true, I was there at the time of conception

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:27, archived)

God, you've got one strong stomach to watch THAT....

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:22, archived)

true

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:28, archived)

Oh, I take it you were the silent one in the gimp suit then?

I still have that lighter of yours, I think

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:31, archived)

Cy-Kill was always my favourite

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:38, archived)

learnin to do stuff and that..

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NeeNoo, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:44, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

i mean woo. :D

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FIEND, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:14, archived)

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NeeNoo, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:44, archived)

That's very Sinise-ter ...

Woo!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:15, archived)

As long as you practice on someone else...

noice!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:20, archived)

No like teh Brooker?

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NeeNoo, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:45, archived)

I don't know who that is

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:55, archived)

charlie brooker

innit

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:13, archived)

oh shit you were faster than me

charlie hooker

one of the 2 people on this planet i actually respect

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:14, archived)

charlie

brooker

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:13, archived)

you win!

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NeeNoo, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:16, archived)

game i gave up working on

i don't think i'll ever finish it

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:41, archived)

I demand that you finish it..

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NeeNoo, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:45, archived)

Which character do you play as?

Or is it multi-player?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:55, archived)

you were supposed to play the pedo

the pink character and kidnap children. you can lure them to you by dropping candy on the ground. you also had to avoid cops.

i just felt too dirty about it so a friend suggested you play the cop and prevent the kidnapping but that felt too lame so i gave up.

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:15, archived)

One hand on the keyboard ...

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:17, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:52, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

improvised exploding cunt

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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:55, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:01, archived)

A must-have publication for all those who find themselves to be obv ill equipped :D

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:06, archived)

Hahaha

(herman:D, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:09, archived)

Best thing I've been called in my days was "HTML low life"

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:06, archived)

ur obv ill equipped mate

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:37, archived)

The pop-up hydrocephalic Rob.

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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:08, archived)

YES! :D

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:11, archived)

Real home lol...

The wife no want's to know what I am looking at... and why that is funny?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:23, archived)

No good asking me.

I have no idea why either ;)

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:24, archived)

I've learnt in the past never to try and explain a b3ta joke to the ms., however hard I'm laughing

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:21, archived)

Hohoho!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:20, archived)

Rob the exploding Redmole

kerclicks

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:37, archived)

the internet cunt controls all

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:54, archived)

hahahaha

on that note, i discovered my hair is receeding a bit :C

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FIEND, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:14, archived)

*stops grooming*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:39, archived)

Welcome to the rest of your life.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 19:26, archived)

My 5th b3TaDay!

(Valefar So what?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:09, archived)

Without a candle?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:36, archived)

Pretty :) Happy B3taday. :)

May I Jack this Thread sir?

Does anyone know the comic strip made by a fellow B3tan where the main character is a major World of Warcraft player?
I know it is four words long shortened down to its 4 initials but I am having a brain fart.
If you know can you let me know please?
Free kitten to anyone who actually helps.

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:37, archived)

is it 'WOWC' ?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:46, archived)

Nope.

Sorry :(

I think the guy who does the comic is Scottish

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:51, archived)

Jack away...

(Apologies as I do not know the answer to you query.)

(Valefar So what?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 3:14, archived)

Happy B3taday

www.b3ta.com/features/appeal/

(herman:D, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:48, archived)

Thanks for the Happy!

Cheers! :D

(Valefar So what?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 3:12, archived)

good job.

i think its mine too

edit: yep, 7 years. that's ages.

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sooperdave, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:50, archived)

So where is your candle?

You have one on your profile?
Happy B3ta day boy the way...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:59, archived)

secret candle.

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sooperdave, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:03, archived)

Here you go mate,,,

_CAKE

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:04, archived)

^This :D

(herman:D, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:11, archived)

hoorah

magic cake.

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sooperdave, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:24, archived)

oh shit man

really!

happy b-day then. i think i havent seen you around here for ages so i hope you still remember me from ages ago. woo

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:42, archived)

Hell, yes I remember you!

I've had you bookmarked and I've recommended deviantart to anyone who'd listen. Cheers! :)

(Valefar So what?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 3:08, archived)

Happy b3TA Day to you, too! :D

(Valefar So what?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 3:09, archived)

great minds n that

yours is better though.

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FIEND, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:16, archived)

Very nice, indeed! :)

(Valefar So what?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 3:10, archived)

Rosemary's baby (with a bit of help from Bob & Nick)

(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:09, archived)

I'm not that peckish... but I'll make sure she doesn't go hungry.

(ShiteBiter, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 15:01, archived)

The teste bits?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 15:11, archived)

Not saying he's guilty

just the unfortunate victim of his fathers' looks

(Mattyla "will make you moist" at, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 14:57, archived)

hahahah

aces

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 14:58, archived)

I was very irritated with the coverage of this.

If he is not guilty the way the press have gone into every detail of his life will destroy him.

If he is guilty, what right do the press have to go into every detail of his life?

Edit: good post though!

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 15:12, archived)

^ this

I was thinking much the same. There should surely be some right to anonymity until after conviction...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 15:18, archived)

I know, i hate the whole helooks like one mentality but I have been laughing at the Charltonesque fro. people will always think he's done it unless they find the killer now.

thanks

(Mattyla "will make you moist" at, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 15:19, archived)

I'm sure they used to say "We have arrested a suspect"

and left it at that until they were convicted.

Edit: Damn, was supposed to be replying to Tribs.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 15:59, archived)

But, but ... he MUST be guilty!

He's a bit odd and he's got bizarre hair for fuck's sake - what more evidence do you need?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 15:31, archived)

If he floats then that's enough for me!

(Mattyla "will make you moist" at, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 15:37, archived)

like very small rocks?

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 15:38, archived)

I think we need a duck!

(Mattyla "will make you moist" at, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 15:45, archived)

^ *reverberates*

I was thinking the very same the day they arrested him.

Edit: Ironically I was predicting he did it before they arrested him.
Then when they did, I was saying, it probably isn't him at all.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 15:55, archived)

hahahahaha

you are me AICMFP

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:54, archived)

exactly, even my missus was doing that

"well, you know, he looks a bit odd.. you know, one of them.."

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:08, archived)

^^This^^ also

The tabloids did their very best 'nudge, nudge, wink, wink' about him, with lots of "quotes" from former pupils describing him as weird. I believe the word "loner" was mentioned at one point, as was a veiled reference to suggest he's homosexual (which, of course, marks him as a perv in the eyes of the papers - regardless of whether he'd be interested sexually in Ms Yeates).

By way of balance, the school he used to teach at made a statement saying nothing more than that there had never been any complaints against him. Talk about damning with faint praise.

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:13, archived)

Nice

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 15:19, archived)

Smile If You Love January

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Best month of the year.

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 13:55, archived)

he's elegant, what's he made of?

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spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 13:59, archived)

Thanks - he's acrylic paint on white canvas.

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 14:19, archived)

I am smiling

just like your fabulous blue man.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 14:02, archived)

He didn't get the part in Avatar 2 he went after, then?

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 14:55, archived)

well, he's still waiting to hear back. chances are no, though.

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 15:43, archived)

I like that

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 15:25, archived)

thank you mate!

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 15:43, archived)

like this lot, the style reminds me of the Grinch

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:40, archived)

Heh, I like it :)

Your painting, I mean, not January.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:57, archived)

My first PS

(Rhye, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 13:14, archived)

No!

Poor Dave!

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 13:17, archived)

No!

Poor Dave!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 13:20, archived)

No!

Poor Dave!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 13:22, archived)

No!

Poor Dave!

Now, if you'd used Stephen Fry, that'd be a different matter.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 13:29, archived)

hahahahahaha

nice one.

No! Poor Dave!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 13:33, archived)

And the silly thing is

I love when he does those faux-outrage rants on any of the bajillion panel/ talking head programs he's on. Find them hilarious. And Peep Show, obviously: it may have jumped the shark a bit but it's still better than most.

(Rhye, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 13:35, archived)

No Dave!

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 13:37, archived)

Arafat works better for frying...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 13:52, archived)

No!

Pour Dave...

(mucuscough http://sciencehubb.co.uk/ <-Science-y stuff, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 14:21, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 14:23, archived)

Haha

Although his domain is the logical rant but I guess he's no too far removed from the man himself.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 15:16, archived)

Snagged from the Yahoo frontpage...

I'm guessing people wanted to know if he's really worth that much petrol.

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 13:12, archived)

Arf!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 14:00, archived)

I pity the fuel

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 15:24, archived)

I'd trend Kate Middleton

say no more, say no more etc

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 15:33, archived)

A pity they didn't set him alight

Then the number 1 trend would also have been relevant

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:55, archived)

Yahoo News

The proofreaders need to go to "shool"
uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20110103/tuk-parents-do-not-want-free-shools-dba1618.html

(Mackeson_drinker, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 20:02, archived)

(thescotsman, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 12:43, archived)

Russell Crowe + John Cusack =

Waiter.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 13:09, archived)

Treguard + Keanu Reeves = David Niven

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 13:12, archived)

Shouty man from Sparta + Breakfast Club = Man in tuxedo holding shiny brass helmet

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 15:25, archived)

SPOILER!!

I was trying to work it out for myself:(

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 15:35, archived)

Thats Bernard Butler on the right.

(thescotsman, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:51, archived)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 12:43, archived)

I has a sads :(

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 12:18, archived)

Yes, I was really Brassed Off about it too...

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 12:39, archived)

RIP dear sir.

You had a long and varied career, but to me you'll always be the guy who enthused
'The blast put a tug in dry dock for seventeen weeks. Great stuff!'

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 12:46, archived)

Pete Posthumous.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 13:30, archived)

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