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[challenge entry] Don't do that, Lurch - it's how they breed.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Come on, Thing! Lend a hand!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Pull your finger out!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Ha ha!
What a great first post to come back to. Happy New Year b3tans. I appear to have lost the ability to type during the festive season.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:50, archived)
# That'll come in handy
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:51, archived)
# arrgh!
what a grotesque thought!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Thing from the Adam's family
Is the only celebrity I am ever likely to have sex with
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:41, archived)
# ewww...sick!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Wait a minute...
Does Lurch actually have an upside-down right hand?
(, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:24, archived)
# hammer + hammer = kill
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:24, archived)
# That bottom picture is some creepy shit, man..
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:32, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrgh
this is superbly done
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 16:42, archived)
# L0oking g0od.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:43, archived)
# for Haku
the lava thing made me think of this
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:05, archived)
# MARIO, NO!
What videogame is everyone playing these days? Answers below.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Don't be shy. I'll go first:
Thief: Deadly Shadows.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:11, archived)
# World Of Warcraft.
Me and consoles had a falling-out, about 8 years ago.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:12, archived)
# I don't like consoles either. I'd suggest that we became friends because of this, but I don't want to be friends with a WoW player sry lol x]
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:17, archived)
# And the fickle hand of Fate passes me by, once again..
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:20, archived)
# I'm sure it's fun. If you have fun then that's fun.
I'm allergic to online play.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:21, archived)
# agreed
that's all I have to say about it.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:22, archived)
# finished harry potter lego 99%
but now can't get a look in on the tv since my boy got black ops.

I can't play that cos I find it near impossible to walk and look and shoot. My son keeps headshot-ing me.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:14, archived)
# BLOPS. BLOPS BLOPS.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:17, archived)
# gonna have to ris that comment
soz
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Black Ops.
Blac Ops.
Bla Ops.
Bl Ops.
BlOps.
Blops.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:25, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah :D ta
all I ever hear now is "my kill to death ratio today is..."
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:28, archived)
# MUM, I FRAGGED AN ARAB.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:30, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Pft
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:44, archived)
# I've been BLOPS free for nearly two weeks
Finished the game, and decided I don't love the multiplayer enough to invest half my life again.

NFS: Hot Pursuit is my new marriage wrecker
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:34, archived)
# I'm playing Final Fantasy VIII
I was never able to play it when it came out, so I recently got it for PC. Great fun.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Hehe I'm going through the third Golden Sun game. RPG pals 4eva.
Also, regale me with the story in your signature!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:18, archived)
# I was seeing him in Liverpool
Basically, he was talking about ghost sex, using Derek Acorah communicate with whoever he was shagging at the time. He then said "Hang on, I've got a message coming through from your nan!", Ross replied "What's she saying?"

I shouted "Get off me", meaning from his Nan. He misheard me, and thought I shouted "Get on with it!". He then took the piss for about 5 minutes, and kept referring to me as the 'impatient dickhead'. Made me laugh like a twat.

He also asked everyone to give me a (single) clap after the gig.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Haha oh fuck yes!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Zelda Spirit Tracks on DS
Choo chooooo!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Next time I mug an old lady I play to buy that game with the blood stained spoils.
The last portable Zelda I played was The Minish Cap. I'm eager to try ST.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Soul Reaver/Legacy of Kain games.
Oh yeah, rocking it old school.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:23, archived)
# :D I'll add it to my list of games to emulate. It's right after Clock Tower.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:27, archived)
# This:D
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:25, archived)
# As a burger I find this deeply horrifying.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Just Cause 2 on my brother's Xbox360 - fucking funny when you tow a car into the air with a harrier jet type plane, you lose control all too quickly
I've sometimes played it for 8 hours straight, which is why I won't buy an Xbox360+the game because I might only ever put the control pad down to get food or go to the toilet
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Put the XBlock in the bathroom, silly!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:36, archived)
# my brother might complain about that
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Tell him it's a contemporary life choice and he shouldn't be repressing your creativity.
Maaan.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:40, archived)
# NFS: Hot Pursuit
corking great fun
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:36, archived)
# How is it? I haven't had a NFS game since the GameCube.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Just damn good fun
It's cops and robbers, and races
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:54, archived)
# quake live
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:36, archived)
# C'mon Carmack, I want Rage already. C'monnnn.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Jet Set Willy
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Get with the times, grandpa! I'll let you borrow my copy of Lotus Turbo Challenge 2, if you want.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:50, archived)
# i'm going to go and sit in my arcade version of 'Hard Driving'.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Ha ha I'd forgotten about that!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Fallout: vegas
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Just regular old Vegas. Fallout: Current Vegas.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:51, archived)
# GTA III
Cos I don't often obtain/play stuff.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Fyes!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Duke Nukem
After a while Pong just wasn't doing it for me, so I decided to upgrade.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:44, archived)
# used to love the Duke
you could give him health by making him piss. Sound effects and everything.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Always bet on Dook.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Chrono Trigger DS
Only 15 years since I last played it, on the SNES...!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Good taste alert.
Beep beep beep.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:56, archived)
# oh and forgot - Dead rising 2
bit samey tho.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Bluh I want that. Tell me it's as glorious as I imagine.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:55, archived)
# to be fair it didn't get much of an outing
due to the black ops. Lots of choices to make cool weapons. Just feels a bit hemmed in with being in only one location. I'm used to lots of maps.

But now the young 'un is back in the basement at school, I might get a chance on the old xbox (obviously when I should be working but it's still sort of xmas isn't it...?)
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:02, archived)
# It's Christmas until I sober up, so you have a while to go yet.
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# unfortunately
most disapointing game i've bought in years. i expected it to be fantastic but it's utterly terrible.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:53, archived)
# I finally got The Orange Box.
Just working my way through Half Life 2.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Oh you're in for such a treat!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Yay! It still a great game & the music is brilliant
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:00, archived)
# brilliant, brilliant game
just not quite as good (or as long) as the original. But still fecking awesome :D

After that play Portal, which is also brilliant

After that, go and buy HL2 Ep1 & 2, which are also brilliant.

Then wait for Ep3 with the rest of us, the hunger eating away inside you..
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Farmville and Bejeweled
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# Farmville. No.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:03, archived)
#
* I may have been joking
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:21, archived)
# I may have had an involuntary reaction beyond my control
:D and yes I realised.

(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:22, archived)
# I have been known to play it but I didn't like the way it was going

(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:31, archived)
# what you doing to that poor sheep?
pfft btw
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:46, archived)
# I know...
The penguin does not look happy, he is next!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Demon's Souls
Epic brilliance
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Just finished Uncharted 1 & 2 for first time
Fucking wonderful :D
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:31, archived)
# I own no videogames
But I am considering buying Lego Star Wars. Or Force Unleashed.

Or both.

Or neither.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:41, archived)
# buy lego starwars and lego batman
but don't bother with lego indiana jones as not as good as others.

lego harry potter is also v good.

/bin playing my kid's games obv
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Ta!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Donkey Kong - Return to the Country
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:57, archived)
# I stopped playing games
and went back to writing tunes on Cubase. Best thing I ever did!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Cubase is awesome
used to spend days tinkering....I would expect any recent versions to be mind-blowing woo
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:23, archived)
# good man
I got Cubase SX v5.1, via "non-standard" channels, shall we say.. tis very good!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Nice.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:10, archived)
# It's the photo that just keeps giving!
Nice work!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:10, archived)
# ace
I remember playing Maro64 on an emulator, had to use cheats on later levels, got fed up trying over and over and over and over and bloody over again on some bits
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Nice
that'd liven up Stroud.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] when rock gods collide
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:04, archived)
# The Addams Family pinball is still the greatest invention of the late 20th century.
And Slash looks well girly in that pic.

And they've just started playing "Talk Talk" on Radio 6.
Have a click, 'cos I'm feeling chipper..
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:09, archived)
# hope they don't get nits
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[challenge entry] Mustn't pause, mustn't hesitate..
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Nicely!
Have an old pearoast (and apparently my most popular ever picture - seriously?).

(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:27, archived)
# 8D
This is genius.
And a worthy "most popular" image, to boot.

EDIT: Just checked mine - it's the James Bond/Facebook one.
Good. It took fucking ages.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Linky?
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# Hahah I remember that :o)
Jaws FTW!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:45, archived)
# how does one check that sort of thing?
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Search => my posts (by popularity)
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:45, archived)
# thanks,
Apparently this is my finest work
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:49, archived)
# This is mine
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:56, archived)
# I am wearing that t-shirt!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Another excellent entry to the pantheon.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Sweet(s)!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:56, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Now that's just plain freaky.
Woo to mental overlap!

EDIT: That 'b' was a real bugger.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:34, archived)
#
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# Here's mine from April 2007
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:01, archived)
# *serves up eleventy packets*


that's mine btw :p
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:07, archived)
# No green ones!
*sad face*
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:35, archived)
# lol@"mong food"
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Here's mine
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Thanks, but i cant get the bloody thing to work!
what exactly do i have to type in the search box? I tried using common sense, and copying bits of your instructions, but nowt useful happens.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:50, archived)
# :oD
Pearoast from the 'useless inventions' compo iirc



EDIT - My most popular - strangely relevant...
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Nicely!
Technology had taken a step back there...
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Set phasers to mindpiss.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:38, archived)
# 2nd most popular (and the one I'm gutted never got FP'd)
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:42, archived)
# This is all of the win, dude.
I've clicked it, so let's hope it makes it back to the Popular Page & pleases the mods, second time around..


(it doesn't spell anything)
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Pffft!!! :)
How do you check which of your stuff is most popular again?
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Nice try, no cigar ;)
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Heh ;)
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:57, archived)
# GAH!
Amateur mistake.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Go to 'search' and there's a 'by poularity' option.
Quite weird to see which ones were great successes & which were abject failures.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:47, archived)
# I don't think the search has worked properly for about 6 months
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:50, archived)
# It was only showing pictures I'd posted in 2009, but seems to have reset itself, recently..
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Ah right.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Cheers :)
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:53, archived)
# gutted :(
most popular thing I posted was actually done by my son.

*gives up*
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:02, archived)
# I've always thought it strange
that in the 24th century we seem to have forgotten about the in line fuse -glad someone else noticed.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Love this :)
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:41, archived)
# seems star trek is popular
This is my most popular ever:
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:54, archived)
# I remember that 'un :D
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Poor Riker :(

(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:59, archived)
# XD
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:01, archived)
# That's no moon! Wait..
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:00, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:38, archived)
# WHAAAAAAAT?!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Very Good :)
*click*
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:47, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Haha! Let me hear you say blegh!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Hahaha I love this
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Haha:D
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Brilliant!
I love this one
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:14, archived)
# ha ha!
top work!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:59, archived)
# haha!
excellent stuff! :)
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:06, archived)
# run for the hills!!!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Hurrah!
Sorry, I meant Ulla!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Tops!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:26, archived)
# pah!
there's only one of them, i'll just sneeze on him.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Those green bits are snot.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:35, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:06, archived)
# 'Ningles and happy new year, 'tards :)
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:03, archived)
# So that's what you look like!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Oh God!
It's all coming back to me...



Ning n Newya all
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Yeah, a 3 for £18 12 packer, me ;)
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:20, archived)
# I bet that moustache tickles
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:21, archived)
# One way to find out...
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:24, archived)
# I thought that was ivesb?
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:33, archived)
#
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# Shelduck bumfuck!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:43, archived)
# That's the fella
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Ah, the lovely ivesb
shame he's not around anymore
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Isn't he being a psychiatric nurse or something like that?
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:54, archived)
# he was doing brain stuff last time I spoke to him
you may be right

I tend to glaze over when he talks about work
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:32, archived)
# did he forget to use the gel?
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:54, archived)
# my groin is perplexed and does not know what to do
here, have this:
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Heheh :)
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:21, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen?
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Ew. Lovely.
(Who is it originally?)
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Karen Gillan the new Who assistant.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:42, archived)
# You monster!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Sorry, but at least it's surpassed my Madge/Madonna pic on the mind bleach front.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:55, archived)
# POIDH.
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#
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# Now I wish it didn't happen.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:36, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Argh!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:39, archived)
# ^This^
It's sacrilege!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:04, archived)
# I'll do more, and WORSE unless people support my year of sobriety:
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Classy!
Also, for Haku...

(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:39, archived)
# woo!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Never have I seen a photo that needed comical willies more than this.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Martian roflcocks!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:53, archived)
# HERE
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:54, archived)
# The chances of anything coming from Mars...
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:56, archived)
# So much win!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Ullllllaaaaa!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:53, archived)
# :o)
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:56, archived)
#
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#
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# Now that's nice!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:24, archived)
# WHY HELLO THERE!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:47, archived)
# yikes
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Nice legs, Shane.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:26, archived)
# ning peeps
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Start the reactor and push 'em both in..
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:42, archived)
# Two weeks if you want two.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Ha! I wonder where Nick Clegg is poking out from...
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:01, archived)
# R.I.P , you will be missed
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Yeah I just read that on the beeb site.
Very sad.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:23, archived)
# While the board's slow...

This is my breakfast. 2 fried eggs and a load of Swedish meatballs, crammed into some wholemeal&rye bread I made on Sunday which got lightly fried with some pesto herbs. Tomato ketchup to garnish.

What are you lot of foodies having for brekky?
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:01, archived)
# shame there's no "I made this" button on /board
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:03, archived)
# Hey
It contains omega 3 and 6 (from the eggs), lots of protein, wholegrains and fibre... plus I used margarine for the frying. And there's lycopenes in the ketchup. Dead healthy, this is.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:06, archived)
[challenge entry] It actually looks fantastic nom
but you appear to missing some bacon.

was just about to post this so you have it instead:


can't believe I got up at 7 then found out my son's school doesn't open til 10.45am today.....doh!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:10, archived)
# I got woken at about 6am by the cat
Then stayed up in the hope of seeing the partial eclipse. However, it's 100% cloud cover and snowing. No chance of seeing it.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:11, archived)
# oh I forgot about that
sorta glad it was cloudy so I didn't miss it
if you know what I mean.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:14, archived)
# it snowed last night, so I went out with a camera and took some long exposure shots like:
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:22, archived)
# be careful of all that lava.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:23, archived)
# wow - that's amazing! what a shot!
where is that?

ps it does kinda look like lava :D
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Stroud valleys, I got a load more like that
the camera really picked up on the yellow of the streetlights, but to my eyes the snow was white
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:36, archived)
# lullyness
we had but a dusting of snow in glos.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:40, archived)
# nothing in london since before xmas
am jealous of your pretty area

(is not a euphemism)
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:45, archived)
# was like the cresta run just before christmas
as they didn't bother to grit our road.

even thicker down in devon over christmas, but shit snow for snowball fights as it was too powdery.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Real photo Monday
(Sorry)
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:30, archived)
# pssst...
Tuesday
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:37, archived)
# pssst...
But he took the photo on a Monday?
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:38, archived)
# clapping? I think I can do that...
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Never have I seen a photo that needed Martian War Machines more than this.
Lovely!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:36, archived)
# I took 5 side-by-side shots of that scene, it was simply amazing and nobody else was out there for the 2 hours I spent trudging across the hill with a tripod on me back (well it was 2am)
I'll have to see if I can find my image stitching software
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Time very well spent.
I found with photo stitching software, you could often do it by hand in ps.paint.net/whatever fairly easily and with less of the odd warpings.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:58, archived)
# The noise on the massive version make it look like a rather nice oil painting
I like long exposure pics.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:38, archived)
# ^ What she said.
These are truly fantastic!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Io Timeshare - hot properties now available..
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:46, archived)
# ooh that's nice
reminds me of that Philip de Loutherbourg painting
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:55, archived)
# cor. that's ace
do you live in mordor?
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Nice
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:25, archived)
# That just makes me want a proper cooked breakfast.
I had two cinnamon doughnuts and coffee.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:05, archived)
# Coffee.
Just.

Coffee.

First day on the alarm in nearly a fortnight - it'll take me a while before I'm ready for solids.

Happy 2011 b3ta. They've already done for Pete Pos - what's next I wonder?
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:07, archived)
# Ning baz'
same here for the alarm, a fortnight of lazy mornings ruined.

celebrity deadpool, i go for an outside shot on lindsay lohan and and evens bet on Za Za Gabor.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:18, archived)
# I'll throw thatcher in as well
*wishes*
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Morning!
I had 3 weetabix, which looking at that seems a bit inadequate..
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:09, archived)
# lucky bastard
I can't eat anything for the first few hours of being awake, unless I want a stomach ache for the entire day
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Haha
Your sig isn't anyway related to Deep Space Nine in particular is it?
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:49, archived)
# I watched the whole of Enterprise last week, practically back-to-back
without facial prosthetic makeup Star Trek would be pretty dull ;)
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Aye tis true
I've been watching a lot of ds9 myself and found the same conclusion when looking at the female changling.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:06, archived)
# wears dave the facts?

oh, hang on, it's breakfast.

have chips with that.

'Ning, i just had weetabix and a cup of tea.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:15, archived)
# Can of Coke & three cigarettes.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:36, archived)
# ah, fags
i do miss smoking a bit.

i was going to have a cigar on new years but i couldn't be arsed.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:43, archived)
# I've often considered quitting, but have never reached the point of actually wanting to.
*stares at ashtray*
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:57, archived)
# I quit
after going to an early pregnancy scan with my wife. You need a proper motivation, but my god it's worth it :)
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:09, archived)
# I'll donate a whole ten new pence to charity if Captain Howdy quits
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:19, archived)
# although having said that
the occasional weed session is a loophole :D

I will also donate 10p to charity.. Howdy, what do you say? That's 20p to charity if you do the necessary
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:27, archived)
# And if the Cap doesn't quit,
that's effectively 20p stolen from charity.

What kind of evil bastard steals 20p from charity?

The kind of evil bastard who appears in the Daily Mail under unflattering headlines, that's who.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:55, archived)
# I'll throw another pound at the John Aspinall Foundation.
How's that?
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Is that if you do or don't quit?
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:28, archived)
# A quid means I carry on.
The monkeys & tigers benefit, and I can continue with my recreational pastimes.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Ok
And you can leave your lungs to the local council for repairing potholes.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Cor! I'll have to try that.
May I suggest getting a toasted sandwich maker? It's bloody great.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:46, archived)
# amaretto coffee and marshmallows
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:54, archived)
# cake.
italian cake
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:17, archived)
# egg & bacon roll
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:22, archived)
[challenge entry] compo + alt compo = science
'ning!


de-ris:

I realise this may be a bit nerdy for this early....
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 8:58, archived)
# Zeaxanthin, an antioxidant chemical.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:01, archived)
# *googles*
surely that's carrot + robot = carotenoids?

*brain explodes*

(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:05, archived)
# Popular offbeat website rootvegetable = waderbird?
(I got it)
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:02, archived)
# That;s too clever.
Still woo tho.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Just saying it could happen
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 7:38, archived)
# LIES!
*runs away from on coming fiat uno*
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 8:11, archived)
# I'll be avoiding tunnels for the future
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 8:54, archived)
# Too soon
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:14, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 6:35, archived)
# aw poor mountian.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:06, archived)
# For The Fiend.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 5:28, archived)
# To take the mystery out of it,
it was just some multiplicative gradients multiplied by clouds with some invert in the text area, some blur, the source was this as a tiff to avoid jpeg artifacts.

Then run through www.zettix.com/anim-gif/
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 5:40, archived)
# She LOves it!!!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 3:15, archived)
# o_O
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 3:21, archived)
# I like Morons
moron is welsh for carrot, which mean I can see in the dark.
with carrots, or morons :D

I just like saying moron because I'm welsh :D

diolch yn fawr.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 3:24, archived)
# RIS?
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 8:34, archived)
# CUNTWIDE
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 3:25, archived)
# is that a name for a child?
It should be
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 3:28, archived)
# and if it's a girl, FUCKJAZZ
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 3:29, archived)
# aahhh!
such a cute baby lol
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 3:47, archived)
# rambunctious twins
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 4:38, archived)
# FUCKJAZZ
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 4:32, archived)
# triptych for all
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 4:38, archived)
# fuckjazz 3 soon to be put into production
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 5:15, archived)
# this fuckjazz prequel be fuckin jiggas up
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 5:24, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 4:03, archived)
# it's the only way that veg ever got in that woman
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 8:13, archived)
# <3<
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 8:55, archived)
# For spider riviera :D
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 3:15, archived)
# Fucking nice, dude. I can read it too
Bonus!
:-D
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 3:19, archived)
# hehehe
i am impressed with my spider webs not to blow my own trumpet.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 3:22, archived)
# vennum
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 3:25, archived)
# well well...
and I thought it was just me you did your thing for. you whore!!!
lol

nice :)
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 3:25, archived)
# cheers mate
i loved your latest anim :D
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 3:29, archived)
# : D
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 3:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 2:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 2:39, archived)
# you went there :P
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 2:41, archived)
# I did.
It took a while because I had to go back through my archives and find a copy of Netscape Navigator 4.0 to make the site work properly.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 2:46, archived)
#

(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 2:56, archived)
# : D
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 3:26, archived)
# Anatomy of Cune
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 3:31, archived)
# I call him
minkanolofleckjipadomarono the 3rd
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 3:48, archived)
# Where the carrots meet the road . . .
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:44, archived)
# this car would make jeremy clarkson cry
g'night all!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:47, archived)
# G'night Smash . . .
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:48, archived)
# I'm liking this whole carrot bandwagon. I can really sink my teeth into it
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 1:14, archived)
# Shirley . . . you don't jest !
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 1:19, archived)
# ha ha
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 3:26, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Awesome.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 8:36, archived)
# drive da crunch
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 2:56, archived)
# this car don't need no lights
it will see in the dark
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 3:27, archived)
# Dizzy wheels are dizzy.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 8:37, archived)
[challenge entry] This is purely hypothetical
Harv blobs up before going up there
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:09, archived)
# my grandmother was a coat hanger, you insensitive bastard!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:11, archived)
# i never had a coat hanger you insensitive person of dubious origin
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:21, archived)
# my origins aren't dubious
they're a bloody mystery
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 0:46, archived)
#
door knob fail + car fail = midge coathanger?

that can't be right....
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:01, archived)
# To be fair I think it's more a case of Jordan + Gin = Mongobabby
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 1:14, archived)

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