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[challenge entry] Mixing colours in the wash: A common hazard for the dead
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:32, archived)
# I'll offer you £2.20 and no more.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:47, archived)
# It'll be OK when the pill wears off.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:47, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:04, archived)
# SQUITS!

....and bondage.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Emvee, where are you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:23, archived)
# He only shows up when there isn't anything pervy on display.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Sorry
I was too busy laughing to post
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:49, archived)
# hang on
just spotted that bondage pic, let the wanking commence!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:49, archived)
# inb4Cenaris
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Your doing it wrong!

EDIT: Now do the girl tied up
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Yeah! Those cats aren't fucking anything!
What the fuck, JollyJack?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:26, archived)
# better?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Can the girl cat be punk? And can the boy cat be crying?
It's my furryfetish, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:40, archived)
# sounds a bit emo if you ask me
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Crying while he's doing her doggy style?
Sounds a bit "walrus and the carpenter" to me...
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:54, archived)
# *yiff yiff yiff*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 17:15, archived)
# hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Squarrels
with tots!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:42, archived)
# ArseChins
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:44, archived)
# It's cruel to tattoo squirrets.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:03, archived)
# fun though
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:17, archived)
# hazaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:28, archived)
# life's shit, get over it squirrel tits. Now make me a cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:30, archived)
# CND back print nighties for the win.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:37, archived)
# They are simple minded beings.
What's Purplestock btw? Am I missing something here?
(Btw I noticed Chloe's lip is missing from that pic)
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:53, archived)
# it's a mini festival in honour of jessie
organised by Prof Kenny Martin
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:55, archived)
# If we got enough people to chip in we could hire all manner of Z List celebrities for our amusement
Pat Sharp for hire - just £500. Any takers?
www.e3grouponline.com/entertainmentagency/book/speakersandpresenters/patsharp
(b0w13, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:05, archived)
# I'll put the kettle on
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Don't forget to use the chinstrap or it'll fall off
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:08, archived)
# It won't fit over my bicycle helmet
:(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Ha ha... you said Helmet
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:18, archived)
# ...

...oh wait!
(Edit: that flashing was annoying me)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Are you Pat Sharps' agent?
Or his mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:11, archived)
# "FUUUUCK"
poor little fella, got scared by Pat Sharp's Agent's ghost.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:13, archived)
# WwanNK!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Far Cough

and in other news These people are still giving away Free Green Gadgets (UK Mainland only)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:17, archived)
# why did you decide to post this?
seriously did you look at the selection of boards and think Hmmmm links just doesn't seem the right place.

lets play a game... Rearrange the words into a sentence

CUNT
FUCK
GET
TO
YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:18, archived)
# YOU GET TO FUCK CUNT?
...nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:21, archived)
# YAY you win
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:26, archived)
# You get to fuck cunt
Lucky bugger
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Piss sticks!
Beaten like a ginger step child
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:22, archived)
# *raises the gingerb3ater*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:24, archived)
# No! No!
Anything but that
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:26, archived)
# how much for a happy ending?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:20, archived)
# You have been here over seven years
You should know better than to make a post like this by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Where do I post my bank account and sort code?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:24, archived)
# You panel
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Some ghosts go on to lead political careers
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:03, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:12, archived)
# haha!
what have you changed?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:25, archived)
# John Prescott?
Ol' two-jabs is looking well.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Fits in just fine.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:10, archived)
# New!!
From the makers of "Rimpossible!"




(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:01, archived)
# It's just a mooncup, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Mooon cup .com
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:19, archived)
# L@@k no hands wank
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:23, archived)
# There is no Mrs Spazz so I am free to wank a will
Love the Deluxe version :)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:15, archived)
# And why is will getting this special treatment? Hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Spoooooooooooooooky!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:01, archived)
# ^ It was just a big lump of wind
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Fart nuggets
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I only believe in 4 ghosts
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:56, archived)
# I like it :D
Woo
(herman:D, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Run of the Mill Blue-Haired Hussy


Click for bigger (77 kb)
Spiral-eyed man-eater.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:31, archived)
# she has bullseyes for eyes!
She's inciting violence! Quick, kill her before it affects you!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:32, archived)
# This is great!
I love the way she has her hair cut short on one side and not on the other, how the ear-ring appears to be glued to the back of her ear lobe and the way you just missed her eye when you jizzed.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:40, archived)
#
oh i got her eye all right, that's the last drip trickling out. also, my jizz turns eyeballs into the Target logo.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Also, is that a stray pube on her face, next to her nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:44, archived)
#
i taped a single pube to her face before i took the picture. i told her it was makeup
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:45, archived)
# nicely interactioned sir!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:53, archived)
# "before I took the picture", so is this a real photo?
www.b3ta.com/board/10305134
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:54, archived)
# I fucking knew it was sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Office lol
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:04, archived)
# I love how you didn't go
^ Lily Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:43, archived)
# * Fucksocks...
Would that have been funnier?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:45, archived)
# ^ not really
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:00, archived)
# There aren't enough hussies around
More hussies I say!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Well I know where she shops.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] HUMBUG
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Is this a self-spanging post?
If so, is this the first of its kind?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Modern technology eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Makes it funnier
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:44, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Lovely! *Clicks*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Blimey
that's a big pan. Mine's bigger though:


Woo, and indeed yay, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:43, archived)
# hahahah
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:48, archived)
# I chuckled out loud to this
it's so intantly recognisable as yours - I shall henceforth call it SansBrainfield
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Is Pat Sharpe still alive?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Hahaha most good!
MOST GOOOODD!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:41, archived)
# YES!
Great!
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 0:55, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 8:52, archived)
# haha - this compo
is really encouraging the use of the spanging pan...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 19:18, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:08, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10305134

EDIT: Only joking - Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Que?
Is hamster, no rat.

edit: oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
*buys twelfty*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ray Parker Junior-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:31, archived)
# I think we officially need to twin B3ta with Bhutan
They sound nearly the same. Bhutan is a net consumer of Carbon Dioxide and they are obsessed with drawing phalluses everywhere. So two out of three aint bad.



I give you B3htan!!!
(beerMatt, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:30, archived)
# NOBOING!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:30, archived)
# I swear
I have not shopped this.
(beerMatt, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:36, archived)
# That's OK then
because B3tards tend to frown upon any 'shopped pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Pot!!
*englompens*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Forbes!
*Besqueezes*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:00, archived)
# yes, I'd hate to see anyone put work and effort into a picture
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Not Shopped / RPT?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:57, archived)
# ^ Best FAQer ever
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Thanks

* Once in a blue moon I produce something that is funny
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:23, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:09, archived)
# I might as well join in...
haven't aired this for ages...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:32, archived)
# This is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Nah
It's Nob Ding!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:33, archived)
# It just goes to show
how awesome they are.
(beerMatt, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:33, archived)
# You may well be right there, young fellow-me-lad.
Where are my bloody glasses?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:37, archived)
# is it sunday already
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Yes*
*no
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] NWOT
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:36, archived)
# New Without Tags?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Never Wank On Television?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:51, archived)
# *climbs down from top of set*
bah :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Neolithic Waffle Outruns Tarantula?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Narwhal Will Oust Tyrant
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Blessed vs Spidey?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Almost missed him!
Epic.
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Neolithic Walruses Ovulate Timely?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:35, archived)
# I think it might be *spoiler*
not worth own thread
Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Why is that bishop being sick
out of his mitre, mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Dont be daft...
It's a portable light house garden water feature.
(beerMatt, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 18:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Brian's ALIVE!


Click for bigger (110 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:26, archived)
# not dead
unlike Peter Yates :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Look what I made in Minecraft
I'm proud of it!

(starquake is still figuring things out, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:16, archived)
# FAKE
no pubes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Sound advice
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Hey! What happened to my 'Pffft!'?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:40, archived)
# *whistles innocently*
Don't know what you mean...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Can't make the pubes
They banned me!
(starquake is still figuring things out, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:47, archived)
# I'm sorry that's just not good enough
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Shame about all that other crap
I hate it when a server is already jampacked with shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:22, archived)
# I made one in FarmVille...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Pfft!
He said Farmville....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:31, archived)
# I iz on your farm, shagging your sheep
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:10, archived)
# CREATIVE SERVER. YOU'RE NOT A REAL MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] One for the old 'timers'

(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha ha ha ha :))
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:16, archived)
# I bet she loves dick
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:18, archived)
# I think she is rearranging the egg shaped fanny furniture.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:22, archived)
# the look on her faces suggests an anal trainer
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Deary me...
I remember all that fuss that caused.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:19, archived)
# And I remember thinking "This is fake"
Figured it about the time they were interviewing "locals" who sounded more like actors than real people.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:33, archived)
# I'm calling you butter
You're on a roll
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:22, archived)
# My watch stopped that night.
I dropped it on the bathroom floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:32, archived)
# This was in my head
I'm glad you took the spanging for it, however
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Remember when Frankie Boyle used to be funny?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:10, archived)
# you mean before tramadol nights
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:14, archived)
# yes
he's still "shocking" but he's forgotten the funny.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:16, archived)
# QUICK lets all be racist and mock the disabled for no real reason
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Er, is it alright if I don't?
Oh, I see what you did there.

/gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Right on!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:43, archived)
# his stand up stuff is still funny/sick
his tv show on the other hand is utterly shit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:15, archived)
# No.
When was this mythical age?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] innit, bruv
bruv
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Hee hee hee
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:38, archived)
# hahahaha!
"I've been to the year 3000
Not much has changed but they live underwater
and your great great great granddaughter is mighty fine"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:40, archived)
# I hope you feel ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:54, archived)
# I hope you feel ashamed for recognising the lyrics
/had to google them, honest
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:58, archived)
# I always thought it was "pretty fine"
*gets coat*

EDIT: Also read this: "Thus theoretically by the year 3000 the great great great grand daughter would be 867 years old!"
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Unless every generation was, say, about 200 years
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:34, archived)
# I blame the radio and my ability to remember useless information
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:14, archived)
# ^this^
i have a sponge brain
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:28, archived)
# which would explain the jam and cream filling
coming out of your ears.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:41, archived)
# omg lol rofl!!!!111!!1!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:41, archived)
# i liek dis innit
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:48, archived)
# It's 2011 already.
WHERE'S MY GODDAMN HOVERBOARD!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:03, archived)
# I sold it to pay for omgdrugs
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Ha ha. Innit!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*eats food pill*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:51, archived)
# For the luvvies


From the plot overview on Wiki:

"During the action of the play she discovers that her son Oswald (whom she had sent away so that he would not be corrupted by his father) is suffering from inherited syphilis, and (worse) has fallen in love with Regina Engstrand, Mrs. Alving's maid, who is revealed to be an illegitimate daughter of Captain Alving, and thereby Oswald's own half-sister.

The play concludes with Mrs. Alving having to decide whether or not to euthanize her son Oswald in accordance with his wishes. Her choice is left unknown."

Like Eastenders without the happy ending.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghosts_%28play%29
(I helped save b3ta! kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Was the translator
also responsible for the board game that bears his name?

Edit: Darn it, wrong spelling - move along, nothing to see here.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] holiday snaps
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Aaaaaw. Lonely ghost is lonely
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Death takes a holiday !
woot
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:11, archived)
# ^ needs more yiff porn
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:12, archived)
# doesn't everything?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:13, archived)
# hehe....
You know I was only messing with you, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:15, archived)
# don't make fun of my yiff-porn addiction
it wrecks lives, you know?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:20, archived)
# *somberly considers*
It might well do, at that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:25, archived)
# I had to sell a kidney to cover JJ's ebay bill
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:30, archived)
# *deletes folder*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Will this do?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Oh yes, it most certainly will!
Also, props to putting up the 'a certain part of him was missing' pic. I like that muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Gaw!
Cheers, JPG!

*goes all mushy and gooey, like the top of a fortnight-old cup of coffee*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Well he has been working hard recently. I suppose he could always have a busman's holiday in Eastborne.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Apart from the altar thing
I've done all this.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:25, archived)
# I meant to ask -
How was Amsterdam?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:30, archived)
# It was fine last time I went
But that was in 2004.
Why do you ask?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:38, archived)
# In reference to the I've done all those about
the above pic.

I must go again soon - it's been ages.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 13:11, archived)
# You are a ghost
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Boo!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:42, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:49, archived)
# That last frame
nearly made me fill my sinuses with tea.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Haha!
I remember that happy chap - he was in my Usbourne book of ghosts, circa mid 80s
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Nothing to see here
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:59, archived)
# I want a -T-Shirt with this on it.
Morning, Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Mornin' sir!
How's you? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Top of the world, thank 'ee
In a Jimmy Cagney kind of way...

Your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
Yays for Klan ghosts!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:22, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 22:43, archived)

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