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De ExE nom nom nom nom ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:08,
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EXTERMIN-ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH I CAN'T SEE!
MY EYE STALK HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH SOME FORM OF OBSOLETE TECHNOLOGY LINKING SYSTEM! HELP ME! FOR THE LOVE OF SKARO SOMEONE HELP ME!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:11,
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Plugs into USB port
Powered by your computer and equipped to exterminate in roughly 3 hours charge. By then the Doctor's figured out a way to stop them, so useless it is.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:13,
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lovin the new goatse 50p design from 2012
it take to to stretch a hole
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maclondon ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:54,
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opposing light sources!
also, time-travel much?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:55,
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it sucks in all light to the orrifice of anti matter
photoshop mirror init! did someone beat me to it or beat off to it?
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maclondon ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:02,
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nope I think you're the first
the rest of us don't have access to 2012's currency yet
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:05,
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They're here
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:29,
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What?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:59,
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Huh?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:03,
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Wow, you have one of those rare inverted 50p's
Do you realise these are worth in excess of eleventeen million pounds!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:02,
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olympic arsery.
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enceladus ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:17,
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Thank you for the reminder
I bought one of those Goatse 2012 logo t-shirts ages ago, in preparation for next year. Not long now before I can dig it out and wear it with pride.
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flake has nothing against your right leg ,
Sat 22 Jan 2011, 4:11,
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If only......
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:49,
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Well cheaty!
Fab, also.
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:50,
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Piece of piss when you know how
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:54,
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You got
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:59,
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Easy!
good work on the reflection, not quite right, but I appreciate the effort!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:59,
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Thanks Barb.......
.....not only is it supposed to be tilted upwards & out of sight, but I also got the top layer wrong, should've been yellow. *Shakes fist at self in mirror*
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:06,
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Go, Slanky, GO.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:32,
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Is that what they're called? Never knew..
Woo to squirrel-founded perpetual motion!
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:35,
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Awesome
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7 hours left to save Earth ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:38,
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Clickage for 'First Men In The Moon' reference.
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:40,
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*gives prize*
:D
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:43,
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Dammit!
I missed it every time it was on and keep forgetting to look at it on Why-aye player Hello Jack!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:00,
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What, the newer one?
'Twas a bit meh. Captain Picard's version of [the scottish play] was better (though the woman doing his missus came across as a bit too mental, even for that).
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:22,
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I was just talking about Chloe
Emvee?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:41,
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Haha, yeah right here
WHALES WITH TITS ON STILTS PLEASE
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:44,
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did you see that picture last night? or was it the night before?...
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:51,
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I may have missed it
I'll spazz back and have a gander
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:55,
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Yey.... I love all of these and all of you....
Edit: Oh and the moon reference thing
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:42,
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You may want to add an "S" to the second panel
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:47,
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B3TA is my speel check.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:00,
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On the next exciting episode of Sequential Art:
Dealing with the effects of Nuclear fallout following the explosion of a slinky charged with "continued momentum" Mind you, Chloe always seems to defy perpetual momentum.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:56,
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wtf?
are you not a fanboi anymore?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:00,
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Well fanboy yes,
Not sure about fanboi though.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:01,
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BRING ON THE WHALE!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:21,
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OH YES
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:34,
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Slanky?
Have I missed the one where it changed from a slinky?
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mousemonkey ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:46,
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Zsa Zsa Binks
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routine has perfected burgers ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:24,
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Jar Jar Gabor!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:25,
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lets rub willies :)
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routine has perfected burgers ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:27,
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Best offer I've had for a while....
gaz me!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:28,
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Ha-ha!
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:41,
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Daaaahling
Likey
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:57,
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erk!
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enceladus ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:20,
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I've no idea why i wasted my money on this fucking thing....
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:15,
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Deluxe version comes with klaxons.
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:19,
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hahah
great
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:21,
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Absolutely no idea where I was going with this...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:12,
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Norton Internet worm protection has detected a remote system that is attempting to access your computer..
\o/
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:17,
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hahaha
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:17,
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hahahahaha
universal my arse! EDIT: or... "chuffing cuckoos"
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:20,
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Yep.
Right. Got to run.EDIT Ooo hadn't thought of that. Bonus ornithology points for you sir. Right. Really going.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:21,
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*chases*
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:22,
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^ What he said
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:23,
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Pffft
nice one
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:56,
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Hahaha
hatstand
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:33,
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clicky
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7 hours left to save Earth ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:39,
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I liked this!
:D
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XLVII .uk ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:48,
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haha!
excellent.
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enceladus ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:15,
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THEM NOISY CHICKS ARE MAKING A DIN
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:15,
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Oh no!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:54,
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Time is the fire in which we burn.
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:54,
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Fucking amazing!
Click 'n Woo!
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:56,
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That's rather good
and woo for the Soran quote
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:02,
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Soran Schwartz ;)
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:12,
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Which episode of Star Trek was he in?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:46,
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Amazing work.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:02,
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By Jove you've surpassed yourself! Good show and all that!
superb stuff *click*
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:04,
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This is awesome!
Woo!
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XLVII .uk ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:06,
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is that Eddie?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:08,
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RIS?
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:11,
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Sorry, I was thinking...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:29,
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nice
kinda reminds me of voldo from sould calibrewww.toplessrobot.com/voldo.jpg
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hreqz ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:09,
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Thank you.
You're all very lovely.
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:10,
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Chuffin' aces!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:13,
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My word!
These are fantastic. edit/ now do Judge Anderson, I need a wank.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:22,
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very, very nice!
now stick a USB on it. ;)
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enceladus ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:14,
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Hot stuff.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:55,
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This looks like it's gonna be huge
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hreqz ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:51,
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If it helps you to speak Japanese, I'll take one for myself.
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:12,
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Me too
at least to speak to hot Asian cheerleaders.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:29,
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The U-Spang-B, fully charged and near at hand - Perfect for any B3ta user!
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:37,
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Yeah!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:38,
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ouch!!! :-)
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hreqz ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:42,
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You'll need a Splug when not in use.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:39,
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^ Wins - Compo it!
Also: I love the 'crack one out in the lunch break' line... Real Office LOL!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:42,
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Done ta!
Fixed typo too.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:50,
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Bring this to dragons den!!
Keep kids fingers/bits out, tell them a soppy tragic story that inspired you to saves kids lives and they'll throw the cash at you?
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:43,
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Steals
Patent applied for Collects
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:48,
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Cookin' with gas, Jackson!
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:57,
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Universal Serial Moose
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seaofnames ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:34,
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Phwooor...
What Cereals do you get those in?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:36,
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mooseli
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seaofnames ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:39,
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badum-tish
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:41,
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Ha ha ha... This made me laugh far to much...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:45,
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Whiskers on kittens, laptops on antlers..
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:00,
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One for the video making geeks
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thatgingerscouser (bloke what went to every country without flying) ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:32,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:33,
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DV input at one end, USB at the other.
What's not to like? /buys the company.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:34,
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DV?
Do you mean DVD or TV - you're confusing me more now? EDIT: Or where you calling me a DV (Divvy)
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:39,
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digital video
but it seems I'm wrong, eh. eh?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:29,
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one end is firewire I think
I don't really understand the difference
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:34,
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Gah!
Some geek you are! Return to the trendy corner and leave us in peace!!
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thatgingerscouser (bloke what went to every country without flying) ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:41,
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I know I had to find a firewire cable to knock together the video in my sig
and frankly I can't see why it couldn't be done with a USB cable
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:49,
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Out of one port and into another port
this would create a loop of infinite complexity that it would cause the Universe to fold in on itself.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:07,
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You see, this looks perfectly plausible to me...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:33,
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It would be great, if it existed
But if it did, it wouldn't work. Makes me sad. I blame Jobs.
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thatgingerscouser (bloke what went to every country without flying) ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:44,
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but you don't have a job!
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:49,
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It would need a USB host do-dad in the middle
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fuscous ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:56,
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The All New USB Powered Electromagnetic Hard hat!!
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:20,
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Daisy, Daisy...
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Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby. ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:19,
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Gah! Bindun further down! :,(
Probably not the most original.
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Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby. ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:32,
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I'm afraid I can't let you do that
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:50,
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That reminds me
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:01,
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Puppy fondler
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National Squid Never knowingly underfondled ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:17,
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coz it needed to be that huge.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:19,
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8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:05,
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just searched for "cow" on my computer and found this. I don't even remember making it...
Think its a rejected proposal I made for a coke advert a few years ago
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mutated monty ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:13,
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It's clearly Coke's loss.
:D
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:14,
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MILK IT!
I dunno why they rejected it, it's awesome. What else speaks coke other than a mutated spider-cow!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:16,
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are you sure you made it?
It looks like my work to me . . . *sniggers*
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:17,
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They rejected it?
How very dare they!
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:26,
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Coke shot themselves in the foot with a missed opportunity.
Woo!
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:08,
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watched fresh prince of bellaire this morning
for the first time in years off to work now :( click for hq version
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whowotme nipple clamps ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:45,
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FRESH
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:47,
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hahah nice!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:56,
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hehe
Fresh!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:58,
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Hahaha
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:47,
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The fresh prince of
bell-end more like!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:48,
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hahaha
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:48,
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:52,
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:D :D XD
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:58,
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This has everything... Woo!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:57,
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hahaha!
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mutated monty ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:05,
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:08,
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For cats on hot summer days.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:41,
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oooh that's lovely
clicks
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:42,
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Love it
Woo!
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:46,
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wow
*click*
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:49,
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Supurb
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:50,
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Lovely!
The kitten's expression of carnivorous delight makes this. Love your stuff! When will a book based on the "Is it ok?" series be released?
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:00,
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A micicle!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:00,
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clearly, that's just a mouseicle
that's just a mouseiclea micicle would have to be at least two . . . /pedint
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:16,
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Ha-ha!
Nice.
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:22,
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Give 'em enough time and they'll do a mona lisa
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:31,
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I want one of these...
Although do you do a dog version as I hate cats!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:35,
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no, dogs lack the light touch
that bollock hair demands sorry about that :(
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:37,
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* Sobbs
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:46,
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LOLOL
although that is vicious anti kitteh propaganda Like women - cats don't go PARP, they just emit a bit of Grieg's morning concerto
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:51,
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Winner!
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:38,
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Totally yes.
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:23,
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Tampax were later to regret employing an all male design team.
f.y.i: For the nervous, the camera image isn't actually a vag'
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:24,
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Hahahahahaha
Christ!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:29,
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:30,
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i always love this :D
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:45,
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i'd buy one
woo :D
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:32,
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I could do you a deal...
On the wireless or 3G version. It's much more practical.
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:41,
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i'll swop you one
for a B3takiti 2000 :D
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:46,
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There is some serious thought gone into that
Clickety woo!
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Joliet ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:38,
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I've never had a serious thought in my life
But thank you anyway!
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:39,
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Oh my giddy aunt
hehehehehe
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:39,
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