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[challenge entry] bindun ?
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:08, archived)
# EXTERMIN-ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH I CAN'T SEE!
MY EYE STALK HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH SOME FORM OF OBSOLETE TECHNOLOGY LINKING SYSTEM! HELP ME! FOR THE LOVE OF SKARO SOMEONE HELP ME!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Plugs into USB port
Powered by your computer and equipped to exterminate in roughly 3 hours charge.
By then the Doctor's figured out a way to stop them, so useless it is.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:13, archived)
# lovin the new goatse 50p design from 2012
it take to to stretch a hole
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:54, archived)
# opposing light sources!
also, time-travel much?
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:55, archived)
# it sucks in all light to the orrifice of anti matter
photoshop mirror init! did someone beat me to it
or beat off to it?
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:02, archived)
# nope I think you're the first
the rest of us don't have access to 2012's currency yet
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:05, archived)
# They're here
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:29, archived)
# What?
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Huh?
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Wow, you have one of those rare inverted 50p's
Do you realise these are worth in excess of eleventeen million pounds!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:02, archived)
# olympic arsery.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Thank you for the reminder
I bought one of those Goatse 2012 logo t-shirts ages ago, in preparation for next year. Not long now before I can dig it out and wear it with pride.
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 4:11, archived)
[challenge entry] If only......
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Well cheaty!
Fab, also.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Piece of piss when you know how
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:54, archived)
# You got
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Easy!
good work on the reflection, not quite right, but I appreciate the effort!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Thanks Barb.......
.....not only is it supposed to be tilted upwards & out of sight, but I also got the top layer wrong, should've been yellow.

*Shakes fist at self in mirror*
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:06, archived)
#

Go, Slanky, GO.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Is that what they're called? Never knew..
Woo to squirrel-founded perpetual motion!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Awesome
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Clickage for 'First Men In The Moon' reference.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:40, archived)
# *gives prize*
:D
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Dammit!
I missed it every time it was on and keep forgetting to look at it on Why-aye player

Hello Jack!


(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:00, archived)
# What, the newer one?
'Twas a bit meh.
Captain Picard's version of [the scottish play] was better (though the woman doing his missus came across as a bit too mental, even for that).
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:22, archived)
# I was just talking about Chloe
Emvee?
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Haha, yeah right here
WHALES WITH TITS ON STILTS PLEASE
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:44, archived)
# did you see that picture last night? or was it the night before?...
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:51, archived)
# I may have missed it
I'll spazz back and have a gander
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Yey.... I love all of these and all of you....

Edit: Oh and the moon reference thing
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:42, archived)
# You may want to add an "S" to the second panel
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:47, archived)
# B3TA is my speel check.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:00, archived)
# On the next exciting episode of Sequential Art:
Dealing with the effects of Nuclear fallout following the explosion of a slinky charged with "continued momentum"

Mind you, Chloe always seems to defy perpetual momentum.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:56, archived)
# wtf?
are you not a fanboi anymore?
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Well fanboy yes,
Not sure about fanboi though.

(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:01, archived)
# BRING ON THE WHALE!


(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:21, archived)
# OH YES
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Slanky?
Have I missed the one where it changed from a slinky?
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Zsa Zsa Binks
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Jar Jar Gabor!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:25, archived)
# lets rub willies :)
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Best offer I've had for a while....
gaz me!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Daaaahling
Likey
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:57, archived)
# erk!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] I've no idea why i wasted my money on this fucking thing....
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Deluxe version comes with klaxons.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:19, archived)
# hahah
great
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Absolutely no idea where I was going with this...
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Norton Internet worm protection has detected a remote system that is attempting to access your computer..
\o/
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:17, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:17, archived)
# hahahahaha
universal my arse!

EDIT:

or... "chuffing cuckoos"
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Yep.
Right. Got to run.

EDIT Ooo hadn't thought of that. Bonus ornithology points for you sir.

Right. Really going.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:21, archived)
# *chases*
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:22, archived)
# ^ What he said
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Pffft
nice one
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Hahaha
hatstand
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:33, archived)
# clicky
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:39, archived)
# I liked this!
:D
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:48, archived)
# haha!
excellent.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:15, archived)
# THEM NOISY CHICKS ARE MAKING A DIN
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Oh no!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Fucking amazing!
Click 'n Woo!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:56, archived)
# That's rather good
and woo for the Soran quote
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:02, archived)
#
Soran Schwartz ;)
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Which episode of Star Trek was he in?
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Amazing work.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:02, archived)
# By Jove you've surpassed yourself! Good show and all that!
superb stuff *click*
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:04, archived)
# This is awesome!
Woo!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:06, archived)
# is that Eddie?
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:08, archived)
# RIS?
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Sorry, I was thinking...
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:29, archived)
# nice
kinda reminds me of voldo from sould calibre

www.toplessrobot.com/voldo.jpg
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Thank you.
You're all very lovely.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Chuffin' aces!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:13, archived)
# My word!
These are fantastic.

edit/ now do Judge Anderson, I need a wank.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:22, archived)
# very, very nice!
now stick a USB on it. ;)
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Hot stuff.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] This looks like it's gonna be huge
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:51, archived)
# If it helps you to speak Japanese, I'll take one for myself.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Me too
at least to speak to hot Asian cheerleaders.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] The U-Spang-B, fully charged and near at hand - Perfect for any B3ta user!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Yeah!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:38, archived)
#
ouch!!! :-)
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] You'll need a Splug when not in use.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:39, archived)
# ^ Wins - Compo it!

Also: I love the 'crack one out in the lunch break' line... Real Office LOL!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Done ta!
Fixed typo too.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Bring this to dragons den!!
Keep kids fingers/bits out, tell them a soppy tragic story that inspired you to saves kids lives and they'll throw the cash at you?
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Steals
Patent applied for

Collects
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Cookin' with gas, Jackson!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Universal Serial Moose
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Phwooor...
What Cereals do you get those in?
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:36, archived)
# mooseli


(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:39, archived)
#
badum-tish
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha... This made me laugh far to much...
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Whiskers on kittens, laptops on antlers..
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] One for the video making geeks
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:32, archived)
#

(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:33, archived)
# DV input at one end, USB at the other.
What's not to like?

/buys the company.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:34, archived)
# DV?
Do you mean DVD or TV - you're confusing me more now?

EDIT: Or where you calling me a DV (Divvy)
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:39, archived)
# digital video
but it seems I'm wrong, eh.

eh?
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:29, archived)
# one end is firewire I think
I don't really understand the difference
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Gah!
Some geek you are! Return to the trendy corner and leave us in peace!!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:41, archived)
# I know I had to find a firewire cable to knock together the video in my sig
and frankly I can't see why it couldn't be done with a USB cable
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Out of one port and into another port
this would create a loop of infinite complexity that it would cause the Universe to fold in on itself.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:07, archived)
# You see, this looks perfectly plausible to me...
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:33, archived)
# It would be great, if it existed
But if it did, it wouldn't work. Makes me sad. I blame Jobs.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:44, archived)
# but you don't have a job!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:49, archived)
# It would need a USB host do-dad in the middle
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] The All New USB Powered Electromagnetic Hard hat!!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Daisy, Daisy...
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Gah! Bindun further down! :,(
Probably not the most original.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:32, archived)
# I'm afraid I can't let you do that
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:50, archived)
# That reminds me
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Puppy fondler
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:17, archived)
# coz it needed to be that huge.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:19, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:05, archived)
# just searched for "cow" on my computer and found this. I don't even remember making it...
Think its a rejected proposal I made for a coke advert a few years ago
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:13, archived)
# It's clearly Coke's loss.
:D
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:14, archived)
# MILK IT!
I dunno why they rejected it, it's awesome.

What else speaks coke other than a mutated spider-cow!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:16, archived)
# are you sure you made it?
It looks like my work to me . . .

*sniggers*


(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:17, archived)
# They rejected it?
How very dare they!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Coke shot themselves in the foot with a missed opportunity.
Woo!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:08, archived)
# watched fresh prince of bellaire this morning
for the first time in years
off to work now :(
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
click for hq version
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:45, archived)
# FRESH
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:47, archived)
# hahah nice!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:56, archived)
# hehe
Fresh!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:47, archived)
# The fresh prince of
bell-end more like!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:52, archived)
# :D :D XD
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:58, archived)
# This has everything... Woo!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:05, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:08, archived)
# For cats on hot summer days.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:41, archived)
# oooh that's lovely
clicks
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Love it
Woo!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:46, archived)
# wow
*click*
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Supurb
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Lovely!
The kitten's expression of carnivorous delight makes this. Love your stuff! When will a book based on the "Is it ok?" series be released?
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:00, archived)
# A micicle!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:00, archived)
# clearly, that's just a mouseicle
that's just a mouseiclea micicle would have to be at least two . . . /pedint


(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Nice.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Give 'em enough time and they'll do a mona lisa

(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:31, archived)
# I want one of these...
Although do you do a dog version as I hate cats!

(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:35, archived)
# no, dogs lack the light touch
that bollock hair demands

sorry about that :(
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:37, archived)
# * Sobbs

(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:46, archived)
# LOLOL
although that is vicious anti kitteh propaganda
Like women - cats don't go PARP, they just emit a bit of Grieg's morning concerto
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Winner!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Totally yes.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Tampax were later to regret employing an all male design team.

f.y.i: For the nervous, the camera image isn't actually a vag'
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Christ!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:29, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:30, archived)
# i always love this :D
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:45, archived)
# i'd buy one
woo :D
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:32, archived)
# I could do you a deal...
On the wireless or 3G version. It's much more practical.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:41, archived)
# i'll swop you one
for a B3takiti 2000 :D
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:46, archived)
# There is some serious thought gone into that
Clickety woo!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:38, archived)
# I've never had a serious thought in my life
But thank you anyway!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Oh my giddy aunt
hehehehehe
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:39, archived)

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