stop, i iz jedai
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Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:41,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Pointless USB devices"){kind=small}
Pointless in a way Edwin Starr would appreciate...
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:06,
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I really should do a P. Diidy......with the smaller USB
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The only Dave is pushing things forward,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:50,
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full set: www.b3ta.com/board/10309752
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:50,
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it's what any good christian would have done.
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 21:26,
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Suppose I should repost this
Can't compo it, because it's actually useful. 4GB thumb drive. And yes, I did paint it a fleshtone but can't find it to rephoto it just yet.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:48,
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this clearly this wins the internetI want one.
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Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm,
Fri 21 Jan 2011, 1:16,
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back, back, back it up, UGHHH!
PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:22,
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hahahaaltogether now
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:26,
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As he took his last breaths all you could hear was the kazoo Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:29,
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30 seconds freeor 5 whole defibrilations with a watermark, FFS!
I'm just gonna torrent it!
Bloody trials.
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Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:19,
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I'm just gonna torrent it!
Bloody trials.
By watermark,I presume it sears its logo on to your chest.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:38,
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hahaha :)Waits for it to turn up on Amazon
*click*
(*click*
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:20,
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Fucking Blue ScreenNo good reboot him! Where's the recovery disc???
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Thu 20 Jan 2011, 22:33,
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Shocking."Apply pads, to patient's bare chest."
"Plug in USB connector, next to flashing light."
"Analysing hardware, do not touch the keyboard."
("Plug in USB connector, next to flashing light."
"Analysing hardware, do not touch the keyboard."
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:51,
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ahhahahahahahahahhahFP THISS NAOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
( FIEND,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 19:49,
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But... but... it's not FrankLook at the position of the implants. Different Borg.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:31,
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beer, borg, internetsSWEETFUCKOMBO
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:08,
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Just post the LARGE version first time.Works for me.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:12,
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i don't like massively long pics on the boardalthough i did love your epic dino one
*wipes brow*
:D
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Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:14,
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*wipes brow*
:D
Front page AND was won the tarsier compo, despite not being related to it in any way.It's only thing I've ever done of any worth.
edit: although I did quite like this one too.
(edit: although I did quite like this one too.
Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:17,
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ALL YOUR DINOS ARE OF WORTHALL OF THEM!!!!!
EDIT: the cocaine looks nice
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Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:20,
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EDIT: the cocaine looks nice
For all the good it'll do youmay as well stick it up your arse.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:22,
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What political party does it support?Suppose it' Tory.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:33,
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NiceAlso, I am typing this from the nice new b3ta app.
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 18:53,
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Oooh let's find out how much a 'fair use' data transfer limit really is ;)
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 19:18,
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Michelle PfiifferMichelle Pfipfer
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 19:31,
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well, I like it I like it
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 19:30,
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I need one of these
Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 18:27,
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'ain't it the truth
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 18:28,
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I did this today, potholing under a desk to link up a printer. There was much swearing.
previous
(previous
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 18:33,
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If I had a quid for every time I do that....also, I often look closely at the end of the plug for no apparent reason.
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Thu 20 Jan 2011, 19:40,
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My GallerySorry, that's appawling.
Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa.,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 18:16,
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Should have checked his Bat-Weather Report
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 18:12,
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that source pic has seen many uses
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 18:31,
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'e aint comin aht, 'e's havin' a BATWANK (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 18:14,
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It's good to see the thing I started 2 years ago is still alive :)Whales on Mother Fucking Stilts
All because I found this book :)
www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/a/m-t-anderson/whales-on-stilts.htm
(All because I found this book :)
www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/a/m-t-anderson/whales-on-stilts.htm
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:40,
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That amazing...although it does look like the whale has been cut in half?
EDIT: But available form Amazon for 1p! Woo!
(EDIT: But available form Amazon for 1p! Woo!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:52,
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It has 'Back Stilts' ???* Fwaps
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 18:00,
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You started it?I read that it was because the acronym for Why Am I Looking At A Picture Of Your Dog (WAILAPOYD) was Welsh for Whale on Stilts.
( Ratsta,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 20:45,
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Meanwhile..
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 18:16,
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Have they found it yet?
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:04,
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I bet someone's eaten it
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:06,
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I bet it was the Dutch man Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:14,
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Mediocre, as a spokesperson for all Dutchmen, has some explaining to do.Let's see him invent his way out of THIS.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:27,
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i bet no ones aten all the evidence*Burp*
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:15,
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Don't eat the sock
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:16,
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Mmm......crispy wank sock.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:22,
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hahahahahai love this
clicks
(clicks
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:16,
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I reckon the dog walkers who found the body let their dog eat the pizza
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CanonCaliber A big bore,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:54,
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What!that pizza will be almost inedible within a few days. They need to find it NOW!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:19,
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very thin pizza left on the counter will keep indefinitely after it dehydrates. PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:30,
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the problem is they've deliberately used a picture of a pizza caught at a bad timeyou watch, as soon as the pizza is exhonerated they'll show a better picture of it with its kids prancing through a field or some such
bloody trash media
woo btw!
(bloody trash media
woo btw!
sock more tea vicar?,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:33,
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geek only pun? Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:00,
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yeah, I guess...*fiddles with registry in the corner*
( enceladus,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:01,
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Yeah...some joker put a virus on my computer.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:03,
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:54,
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but holds over 15 yottabytes* ofdata!
*may not be an actual word yet
edit: Oh! it is...
(*may not be an actual word yet
edit: Oh! it is...
enceladus,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:43,
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damn - caught out!I was proud of this bit, though:
'As of 2009, the entire Internet was estimated to contain close to 500 exabytes.'
Took me a while to work that one out, I can tell you.
('As of 2009, the entire Internet was estimated to contain close to 500 exabytes.'
Took me a while to work that one out, I can tell you.
enceladus,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:59,
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One day a businessman with enterprise will make some and make a fortune
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CanonCaliber A big bore,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:55,
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I'm going to invent this.
Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:19,
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haha - good idea! but isn't the blue end for rubbing out ink?
( enceladus,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:25,
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No, it's for rubbing out the one blue leg on the duck* See below somewhere
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:22,
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Ok, I did not say how far below...(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:56,
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splendid
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:44,
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*invests* Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:57,
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You give it a penis.Not my type.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:14,
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Not your type of penis?What's wrong with your type of penis?
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:23,
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I shouldn't ask so I won'tBut I have no idea idea where this came from
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Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:14,
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Duke Otterby, back when he was an Earl found a book on the internet.namely, this one.
it kinda caught on.
(it kinda caught on.
arrangedletters,
Mon 24 Jan 2011, 14:14,
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That still doesn't make itRight.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:24,
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Hurrah!And just after I posted my crappy effort below!
edit/ but I fucked up my hidden link, so here's the full frontal version
(edit/ but I fucked up my hidden link, so here's the full frontal version
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:22,
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Brilliant!Drawing with a mouse is hard.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:29,
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I was just getting used to Squits.When did Whaits arrive?!
( JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:25,
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yesterday, or maybe tuesday(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 16:29,
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Why Am I Looking At A Picture Of Your Whale's Tits?
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:18,
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see below also
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:29,
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Anyone know how to make nice tits out of utf8?
I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:23,
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Now that I've seen itI'm wondering what all the fuss was about.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:29,
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Kapow!Emvee - look at what you made him do...
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:32,
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