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[challenge entry] The 17th USB Lancers prepare to charge...
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Shuriken!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] USB!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:21, archived)
# IT's nice
but I'm pretty sure that plus isn't USB:P
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:18, archived)
# One DAMN cool facebook profile...
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:16, archived)
# you've got 35 notifications unread
quick read them all!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Read!!
Didn't learn much, though...
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:22, archived)
# nice screenshot
you want links
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:19, archived)
# here are some
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:22, archived)
# binmenwithbunnies ftw!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Is that a hobbit?
No it's a hobo and a rabbit. They're making a hobbit, though...
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:30, archived)
# BUNNYS WITH TATS
sexiest of all the animals
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Graham Hughes and the Gorillaz?
An interesting combination
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Excellent name for a band!
In the 50s. Perhaps.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:24, archived)
# *pokes*
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:26, archived)
# *spams incessantly with Kingdoms of Camelot invitations*
O_o
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:37, archived)
# surely you've blocked them by now.
I've got so many automated tools going on, the game literally plays itself now.

Why do you think I've got time to post here again?
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Yeah I blocked it ages ago.
Couldn't remember what it was called - had to check yr profile to see if you were still playing it.

And how...

Are you like the King of Everything on it yet?
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:49, archived)
# pfffft, hardly.
I've got like 4 million might. The top player in my domain has 42 million might...
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:58, archived)
# It's like pyramid selling for the internet generation...
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:04, archived)
# LOL INTERNET
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry] USBeer?

(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:02, archived)
# USB (Mon)key?
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Cool Crisp Taste
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:15, archived)
# I like this very much
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:17, archived)
# HaHaHa
FP this now
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Yes
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*clicks*
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:44, archived)
# This deserves an FP
*click*
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:00, archived)
# bow down to the usb king !!!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Anyone miss me?



(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Me!!
:)
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Yippee!
1 out of several million! I feel so special!


(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:00, archived)
# and ME!
Pun tastic!



(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:09, archived)
# this is my sort of thing
oh yes :D
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:35, archived)
# In the words of Sean Connery...
Shpang Mish Moneypenny!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Er, who are you?
And by the way...

*SPANG*
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:01, archived)
# me? I'm Grandma of Shoes


(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:02, archived)
# You look a bit like Twig to me
are you sure?
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:15, archived)
# have you been somewhere then?
Prison? Anywhere nice?
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:02, archived)
# no, nowhere
nowhere

(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:05, archived)
# That must be why hardly anyone missed you?
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Fnord!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:10, archived)
# To answer your question down there
We are both fine and saw the lovely Pachey at the weekend.

Yourself and TLH?
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Braw!
We're well ta


(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:13, archived)
# you saw Pachey?
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:15, archived)
# indeed
we are proper off line friends and shizzle
She's very well.
and hello to you freebs.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:28, archived)
# SPAAANG

(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll be put on a register for this


sorry another register.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Needs more Red Eye's
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Horse with hands is a alien


BEWARE!!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:28, archived)
#
BEWARE!!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:29, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:39, archived)
#
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# 16 here
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:43, archived)
# BEWARE!!!!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:51, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:22, archived)
# USBEWARE!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Do whales with tits next
I was going to last night but then I ended up playing Baldur's Gate II and fought a dragon
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Oh, you and your
mammarified cetaceans...

;-)
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:49, archived)
# ^ This but on stilts
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:56, archived)
# I don't hold with stilts
and I can't draw, so I could be at this for some time (especially with the wank breaks)
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Top thing to see after a loooooong absense


(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:52, archived)
# DtH
*doffs hat and curtsies*
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Why if it isn't delicious Mrs Jude!
Wotcha! How's you and the lovely Mrs S?


(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:58, archived)
# \0/
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:02, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry] USB lightsaber
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:27, archived)
# It's such a drain
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:29, archived)
#
Giving Force Feedback a whole new meaning
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] USBat?
My first ever compo post and probably my first time ever trying to mashup two images in photoshop...

(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:26, archived)
# They didn't work as they were made by a fly-by-night company
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] ...something about firewalls, or whatever.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:24, archived)
# 480psi!
Nicely!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Combined Fireman Jiz FTW!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Damn vandals playing with fire-wire
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:44, archived)
# nice...
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not sure this is compatible...
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:18, archived)
# oof!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Ha Ha
see you there



(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Hooray!
I never could stand Nirvana, anyway.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:00, archived)
# I'll be there shortly, just stuck in traffic!
I think I'm headed to Hull for bursting out into laughter on the train home after seeing this image! He's getting a click for it though, it's inspired (and came at the right time since Stevie has gone off for a bit)
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:40, archived)
# ouch
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Apple fanboys would still buy it
(, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] 5v USB x 10 = 350hp
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:17, archived)
# This is the best USB invention...IN THE WORLD!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:20, archived)
# *floors it*
*travels 1.2m*
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Remember to install the driver
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Very drole
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:29, archived)
# They're all at it
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:09, archived)
# I had to google ACPO to get this!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Can you tell me so I don't have to?
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:34, archived)
# This covers most of it
www.guardian.co.uk/environment/mark-kennedy

ACPO are a private company employed by the police to run undercover operations. They've been infiltrating dangerous groups like Reclaim the Streets and shagging a lot of activists while doing it. There was talk of a movie, which inspired the above.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Next time I'll leave this sort of thing to Bo Beau D'or
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Yeah, I always feel like that when I do a liddlebitopolitics

(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] B3ta Noob
been lurking here a while, here's my first attempt :)

Photobucket
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:05, archived)
# * Runs

I have Jaffa Cakes can someone bring the coffee?

EDIT: Oh, she fixed it (keeps Jaffa Cakes to himself)
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:05, archived)
# pointy brackets are your friend:P
Nicely done though. If you resize the image to 400px wide you'll get it under the 100k image size.

EDIT: Looking at it it's less shopped that I thought. I'm guessing that USB lead was a complete picture when you found it. I also thought the fire was shopped too.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:06, archived)
#
Its shopped, here's the orginal pic of the lead.
www.cswinc.com.tw/UserFiles/USB%20Cable.jpg
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:13, archived)
# nice work
you fooled riverghost at least
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Pfffttttt....
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Not, it has to be said, the hardest thing in the world to achieve...
*writes 'PTO' on both sides of a letter*
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:18, archived)
# *shows him some shovels and asks him to take his pick*
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Fork handles?
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:32, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:48, archived)
# *pats noob on head*
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Hehehe.
I'll tell you why I thought that. I was looking for signs of shopping from the other end:)
I do like the image below as obviously someone was at work and shouts ZOMG! The laptop's on fire. Let me just get my phone.camera so I can take a picture of it.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Welcome aboard
pull up a fire extinguisher and all that
: )
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Welcome to here.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Haha!
Welcome nooblet!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Welcome, chair, shop, kitten, leave, etc
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:08, archived)
# About 4 hours late for Freebase
but other than that, hello new person, welcome to b3ta. Pull up a kitten.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
top first post
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha, even i don't want to see freebase at this hour, good post though, and have this
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:18, archived)
# I bet that laptop has cyberscrub on it.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:23, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:38, archived)
# haha
made me snort
(with laughter, not cocaine)
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Hahaha welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave!
Until you want to leave of course, and then you'll, ummm, just stop posting or something.

Anyway, pull up a kitten and 'shop a stool.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I made this

USB co-processor for occasional use.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:45, archived)
# A workmate of mine got one of those for Secret Santa a few years ago.
4-way USB port and cup warmer.

Bloody thing nearly set the office on fire when she went out leaving it plugged in.

Also -

(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Should have fitted it with a
usb cooling fan
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Thank
you
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Thank you
(smearing now)
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:10, archived)
# CANDLES!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:08, archived)
# *curtsies*
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:11, archived)
# No problem, have some more...

(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Happy candleday!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:12, archived)
# I got given one of those by Autodesk after a CAD course
plugged it in and got a warning message about how it was drawing too much power and had malfunctioned.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:50, archived)
# I used to work for Autodesk.
Fantastic company to work for. You could bring your pets into work, wear what clothes you wanted, free lunch, free booze and takeaway of Fridays.
I was doing Y2k work at the time and was flying all over Europe for them. THey put me in £200 a night hotels and paid for all my booze and food. I even got them to pay for the 'pay TV'.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:55, archived)
# So why did they give away such crap stuff?!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:01, archived)
# They spent all their money on paying for my porn:)
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Observe if you will
that it's socketed so it can be upgraded later.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Does this mean I can upgrade my missus too?
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:06, archived)
# why not, everyone else has
LOL
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:10, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Kill me now...
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Assume the position Mr Headwound...
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Je ne regrette rien...
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
I want a ewe S B!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:28, archived)
# dont buy one at PC World
They'll fleece you!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:31, archived)
# I think Maplin's about the only outlet that doesn't try and pull the wool over your eyes.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:32, archived)
# BAH!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Does it have a built in LED?
I'm only interested in buying if it's lambent.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:34, archived)
# *slap*
;p
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:36, archived)
# It would need space for a RAM expansion.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:38, archived)
# You can get it cheap down at that place in Shepherd's Bush.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:41, archived)
# People are now flocking there to buy them
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:45, archived)
# I'm not
just because of the shear distance
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:45, archived)
# It costs a mint, sauce it online instead
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:48, archived)
# I was told we mutton do that.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:51, archived)
# You
shouldn't take notice of that - don't be so bloody woolly
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:53, archived)
# It pays to chop around
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:55, archived)
# ...before you dip
in your pocket
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:57, archived)
# I'm sure between us we can scrapie enough together
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Maybe
I've got a fair bit in my (bill)fold
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:03, archived)
# I've been such a shanker!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:57, archived)
# A mate bought a hundred recently.
I told him there was no need to hogget.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Yeah but they're only a tup-pence.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:52, archived)
# I now find my workspace strangely drab without one.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:31, archived)
# I heard a rumour they are bringing out the 2.0 soon.
It poos chocolate peanuts.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Is it version 2.0 compatible?
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:35, archived)
# You need a large usb frying pan you do.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Candles!
Happy b3tamas!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Oh ta old timer.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:49, archived)
# *grumbles about weather*
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Happy Happy candle day!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:48, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking nuts

what a great compo so far :)
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Ta
I foresee diminishing returns on this though... Only so many things you can slap a USP connection on.

I'm very surprised I was first to this pun tbh :o)
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] london usb (mragnana)
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Pfffft
Also: typical bloody buses!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:22, archived)
# ^ Needs more 'There is no god' reference
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:23, archived)
# haha
*awaits third bus*
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I was thinking about a 'bus' but did a van instead :)
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Need a Driver?
ups_Skwirrel_8
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Phwoor!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:33, archived)
# How many nuts can she fit in her mouth?
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:36, archived)
# More than 2 would be a waste.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:37, archived)
# *cracks one off*
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry, first post, bit shit really.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Arf!
Also: typical bloody buses!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Hahahahaa
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:28, archived)
# HaHa
Route-Masters of the Universe
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Horse With Hands Riding A Bike


Looking for submissions! Go on, you know you want to...

Coupla B3tans on there already.

horsewithhandsridingabike.blogspot.com/
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:10, archived)
# AWESOME!
where can i buy it?
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:14, archived)
# *gushes*
Hadn't thought of selling it, just a little Hero of Switzerland project we're doing. Have a go!(?)
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:17, archived)
# i'm already halfway through a sketch
which i will clean up later when i've finished doing some work.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Good stuff!
Rest of yall?

dan at heroofswitzerland.com
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:32, archived)
# I hope it's a seat on the end of that pole
and not a huge dildo
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:17, archived)
# .... again
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:17, archived)
# :(
my mention of huge dildos has left me bereft of reply.... again
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:26, archived)
# I think it's riding its own cock
the horse with hands has a bike for a cock
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:25, archived)
# it's the only logical conclusion
which means to breed it we'll be looking for a mare with a cludge shaped like a bike rack...
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:30, archived)
# hahaha, good concept
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Cheers!
Send us something! Just a bit of fun ay it.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:19, archived)
# I will! I'll bookmark it for after I'm done with exams and start drawin' again
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:39, archived)
# woot!
lully:)
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Shouldn't he have feet as well?
It looks like his little hoofs will fall off the pedals?

Anyway, have a big WOO and click
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Ta!
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:23, archived)
# I find the prospect of horses with hands somewhat alarming

Please could someone draw a horse with hands having a wank.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:23, archived)
# On a bike.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:24, archived)
# I like them the way thery are
there's nothing less relaxing that a good vigorous hoof job from a dirty filly
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:24, archived)
# My cock is quite battered enough
thank you very much
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:26, archived)
# in which case
this would be the apposite moment to deep fry it
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:27, archived)
# I'm having a go at this now.
But it'll take a few mins to finish it off (fnar!)

EDIT: Sorry it's so poor, did it on a mouse.

(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:01, archived)
# hahahhaha
cockweasle must do one of these
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:30, archived)
# here's my effort
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Oh my god!
I'm gonna get nightmares tonight :(
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:59, archived)
# he can reach speeds of up to 2000000 mph (with the Phuklips battery in of course)
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:19, archived)
# You're live in...
5, 4, 3, 2, ....http://horsewithhandsridingabike.blogspot.com/2011/01/rattlehead.html
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Digital input device
.._   ...   _...
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] *glees*
EDIT: Thought I'd add this as a compo entry knowing some people's feelings towards them.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:08, archived)
# this makes me happy
I like this challenge - well done B3ta :)
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:14, archived)
# ning
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:17, archived)
# ningle squire bobs
how pleasant it is to find you here and in such good company

how's tricks?
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:24, archived)

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