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[challenge entry] Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 14:00, archived)
# ewwww
norwegian wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 14:03, archived)
# but which one?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 14:04, archived)
# You image search Norwegian Girl and see what you get
(apart from very suspicious looks from wifey):P
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 14:06, archived)
# You couldn't afjord her
(Mackeson_drinker, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 18:22, archived)
# pfft ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 19:13, archived)
[challenge entry] It was quite a day!


First post on the main board after years of lurking...
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Is it...
Seam-men on fluffy middle 45% less saturated fat?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Correct
Tis a brilliant tune!
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:09, archived)
# nice strikethrough...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Thank you.. I made it myself
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Looks good with that hat, too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Massive pedantry forces me to point out
that Paul Humphreys wasn't actually in the band when that single was released.

Have no fear, my coat has already been well and truly got.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:10, archived)
# you're such a dick!
you've ruined it for me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Fair Point.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:58, archived)
# it was only Andy Mcluskey by that time
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:47, archived)
# also,
you made Baby Jesus cry
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:49, archived)
# I feel happier now.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 12:57, archived)
# yay
(Token Reply loves you., Sat 5 Feb 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Alright
my loves ..?
(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Haha wigs ftw

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 12:21, archived)
# He likes makeup.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 14:16, archived)
# is he dead yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Yes.
He just hasn't stopped moving.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Topee, or not topee...
That is the question
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)
# What's been photoshopped?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 5 Feb 2011, 18:56, archived)
[challenge entry]

Click it
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:57, archived)
# I couldn't think of any compo related entries so have this instead
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:18, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Ye Gods!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:19, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:33, archived)
# World, shut your mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Goatse
gob
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Shopped photos only
Read the faq
etc etc

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Che-gwin!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Witty,
Somehow it looks like Cameron though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:46, archived)
# I can see it
now you mention it!

How strange
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 12:00, archived)
# hmm..
I suddenly thought of Maddox.
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun yet?
(herman:D, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:12, archived)
# HAHA
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:14, archived)
# excellent
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:40, archived)
# I have a friend called Eileen
She hates this song, for obvious reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:42, archived)
# and that's a
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:20, archived)
# bindun
but not with such volume and velocity
(rogerzilla, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 18:24, archived)
[challenge entry] More Zeppelin (and underwear)
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:09, archived)
# I get it.
And I think it's amusing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:33, archived)
# I love Sisqo!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Best of all the network hardwear.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:06, archived)
# You fuckers are making me think way too hard on these pix...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 14:18, archived)
# I think I know it.....
It works best if you lisp.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Rick luvs Osama.
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:05, archived)
# woo
(Token Reply loves you., Sat 5 Feb 2011, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Well fix it, dear Henry...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 10:13, archived)
# "With what shall I fix it dear goatse, dear goatse?"
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 10:16, archived)
# try a cock, dear Henry
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:13, archived)
# "The cock is too flaccid dear twisted, dear twisted"
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:51, archived)
# then stroke it dear Stashie, dear Stashie, dear Stashie
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Is he a bigamist?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 10:18, archived)
# He's big somewhere, that's for sure!
I couldn't be arsed to shop out the second ring, I got rid of the most disturbing one though ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 10:52, archived)
# With what shall I fix it?
Mind bleach!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Wow!
That made me strap on my lollerskates and head towards my roflcopter! you gotta love that mind bleach! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 10:49, archived)
# beyond the pale
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:04, archived)
# D section Pale?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:48, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Tip for editing goatse.jpg
Try the 'Red Eye Removal' tool
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:12, archived)
# With straw?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] for the deep purple fans
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 9:53, archived)
# there's a star vaaan waiting in the sky
(sanguine badger spirits in the room tickle you like a sneaky prawn, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 10:34, archived)
# I'm more of a magenta fan.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:00, archived)
# My mother was in a Deep Purple video.
Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] 1959 Eurovision Song Contest ... 2nd
(siamese bat, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 9:46, archived)
# It's early on a Saturday morning
Fuck off with your brain-melting shit! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 9:57, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Spout less eye, little robin flag void, perl car teddy and ???
NOTES:
The 'void' is plane - plane = Nothing
and the ??? means I have no idea who this is
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 10:06, archived)
# The first bit is "Sing a little"
Birdy?
Air
Shell
Bear
Car
????
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Sing Little Birdie
by Pearl Carr and Teddy Johnson


Gimmie mah poyntz
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 10:17, archived)
# .
Give that man a coconut
(siamese bat, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Google is your whore
Also, 'NING!
How was the Pineapple? The rugby was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:00, archived)
# statue face unfunny robin flag biplane plane shell bear car & man
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Frankie says...

(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Welcome to the Pleasure Dome
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 9:57, archived)
# I had a dream not long ago
which involved a strange fusion of Mr. Smug and Brian May.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Smay.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Coming home.

Even the Terror of the Savannah needs a kip now and then.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 9:42, archived)
# spiffing
:)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Thank you
it was better in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 10:09, archived)
# It's excellent on my screen.
How amazing was it in your head? The same, but with lasers and boobies?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 16:19, archived)
# My head
can be rather an odd place. Possibly lasers though.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Oh, I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Awwww! Antelope Whiskas for you, Tiddles.
I like this very much :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 5 Feb 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Likes this
Nice idea nicely executed. Excellent B3taer would view again A++++++ ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 10:37, archived)
# nice
(herman:D, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Nicely done!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 12:23, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:16, archived)
# you could
sell this to a cat food company ...
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:55, archived)
# You are all
very kind, thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 14:34, archived)
# this is ace ...woo
*click click click*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Splendid
Clickety click

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 15:59, archived)
# There is something about this pic
That makes me smile :) Nicely.
(thatlavenderblonde, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 16:31, archived)
# I really like this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Jah,
you or anyone else, please feel free to redo properly and use the idea for the powers of good.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 17:27, archived)
# That's my kind of kitty !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Aaaaah, early Floyd.

Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 8:33, archived)
# And the wind cried Moriah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 8:40, archived)
# Alan's psychedelic breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Do owls count as furry?
Just askin like.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 10:08, archived)
# blimey, that's going back a bit
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Again?!


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(gordonbrowntexturedlikesun, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 7:16, archived)
# AAAH
edit loudmouthes...vestment...something with Judas Priest?
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 5 Feb 2011, 7:28, archived)
# ^ lily Allen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5CltsEN8DQ


And a bit of ham touching
I am in the photo and it's shopped

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 7:34, archived)
# ?
(gordonbrowntexturedlikesun, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 8:36, archived)
# see one post down
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 8:40, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 9:20, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sue4CBbFKA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 8:10, archived)
# Links ===>

NING B3TA!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 8:15, archived)
# morning
I also added the sexy shopped pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 8:21, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 8:29, archived)
# suppose to be ^ up one
bollocks I'm going to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 8:39, archived)
# * Is the teh sexy tiem already?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 9:12, archived)
# A true story!


Click for bigger (116 kb)
(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Sat 5 Feb 2011, 4:54, archived)
# must not be very cool
sorry dude
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 5:15, archived)
# Maybe next time you should invite them over
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 5:59, archived)
# its ace, now you don't have to share
(paulio, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 7:49, archived)
# Please remove
your secret cameras from my house.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 8:51, archived)
# I like your chairs. Ikea?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 5 Feb 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Yes
As you can see, I assembled them myself.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Escher design?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:41, archived)
# *sads*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 5 Feb 2011, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo


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(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Sat 5 Feb 2011, 4:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 7:52, archived)
#
Nice
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 5 Feb 2011, 8:38, archived)
# Nonono, only THREE pubes per...........oh.
Nice. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 8:41, archived)
# i'm liking this a lot
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 6 Feb 2011, 10:02, archived)
# This
is pleasing to my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 8:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Old school.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 1:19, archived)
# Choooooooooooooooooooooon!
"Y'got boiler suits - ha! ya think it's funny
Turniiiiin rebellion into money"

As I quipped to the manager of the Cairo branch of WH Smith today as the marker pens flew off the shelves...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 1:24, archived)
# You talk about a revolution.
Well, you know, we all wanna change the world
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 1:39, archived)
# Problematic thing, really, power.
Can't trust any fucker with it. At least not anyone who actually wants it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 1:54, archived)
# Power corrupts.
Absolute power, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 1:55, archived)
# My Nigga
finally some black people on b3ta
oho so plain nigga
so kickin with my nigga
growin the corn is like porn nigga
(JoePesky, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 4:37, archived)

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