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# couldn't think of one for stalin

(Dread Pirate Roberts, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 1:00, archived)
# Stalin -> The Brigadier?
RIP Nicholas Courtney, who died earlier this evening.
(User #86772, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 1:02, archived)
# But I thought he was cleared....
Only two weeks ago..what, what?
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 1:06, archived)
# Link below
tardisnewsroom.blogspot.com/2011/02/brigadier-nicholas-courtney-has-died.html

I also heard of this sad news through a friend who has a lot of ties with people who appeared/worked on the show.
(User #86772, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 1:09, archived)
# Who's taking over at Unit?
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 1:14, archived)
# Brigadier Winifred Bambera, I believe
(User #86772, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 1:22, archived)
# "Five rounds, rapid."
sad news
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 1:22, archived)
# :(
I was listening to this only last week.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 2:55, archived)
# Worf?! Are you kidding?
The Federation is a socialist state in TNG.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 1:50, archived)
[challenge entry] About time for something quick and dirty.... and bed.

I did not care much for the sequel
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 0:38, archived)
# haha
took me a while to work out who that was meant to me.
good one.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 1:43, archived)
# haha
good stuff *click*
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 3:13, archived)
# Un-shopped photos only please????
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 6:47, archived)
# Hahahahaa
But what's that got to do with George Michael?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:21, archived)
#
(Testicles just for you, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 0:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 0:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha
WIN
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 0:40, archived)
# This is perfect in every way
(User #86772, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 1:04, archived)
# hahaha
who would have thought that al pacino + colonel gaddafi = micky rourke?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 3:14, archived)
# oh with this huge nose he can consume alot of stuff
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 6:52, archived)
# This calls for an image challenge
The World according to Gaddafi.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 23 Feb 2011, 8:58, archived)
# rather not give him any positive press.
(waxdart hello., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:12, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Woo! FP! Thanks :)
(Testicles just for you, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Well deserved. Great pic.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:58, archived)
#
Pretty much sums up where his head is at right now
(I helped save b3ta! B3tan Housewife, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll get my coat...very quick and shit
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 0:11, archived)
# *craves pie*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Compo it
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 0:42, archived)
# Never thought about that...
Ta much - done!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 0:45, archived)
# Fiver
looks a bit scrawny tho. Got any Bigwig?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 1:05, archived)
# Just thinking.....
That there's some porn films I'd happily eat the cast of.
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 1:21, archived)
# nom nom nom
infected meat
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 6:31, archived)
# Where were you, you men with beards!!


What an entertaining cunt, more entertaing than my straining to be funny picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:14, archived)
# gone?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:15, archived)
# nope!
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:18, archived)
# shaving, i hope
stubble rash is nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:19, archived)
# shave em dry
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ko2VXpW7_g
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:36, archived)
# still no youtube
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:37, archived)
# damn you, Monkey!
"Shave 'Em Dry" was recorded on Tuesday, March 5, 1935 along with an alternate take in which she unabashedly sings the lyrics that she would normally change for a recording and only sing at adult clubs.


I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,

I got somethin' between my legs'll make a dead man come,

Oh daddy, baby won't you shave 'em dry?

Aside: Now, draw it out!

Want you to grind me baby, grind me until I cry.

(Roland: Uh, huh.)

Say I fucked all night, and all the night before baby,

And I feel just like I wanna, fuck some more,

Oh great God daddy,

(Roland: Say you gonna get it. You need it.)

Grind me honey and shave me dry,

And when you hear me holler baby, want you to shave it dry.

I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,

Daddy you say that's the kind of 'em you want, and you can make 'em come,

Oh, daddy shave me dry,

(Roland: She ain't gonna work for it.)

And I'll give you somethin' baby, swear it'll make you cry.

I'm gon' turn back my mattress, and let you oil my springs,

I want you to grind me daddy, 'til the bell do ring,

Oh daddy, want you to shave 'em dry,

Oh great God daddy, if you can't shave 'em baby won't you try?

Now if fuckin' was the thing, that would take me to heaven,

I'd be fuckin' in the studio, till the clock strike eleven,

Oh daddy, daddy shave 'em dry,

I would fuck you baby, honey I'd make you cry.

Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell sapper,

And your dick stands up like a steeple,

Your goddam ass-hole stands open like a church door,

And the crabs walks in like people.

Aside: Ow, shit!

(Roland: Aah, sure enough, shave 'em dry?)

Aside: Ooh! Baby, won't you shave 'em dry

A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn,

And a pig gets fat from suckin',

Reason you see this whore, fat like I am,

Great God, I got fat from fuckin'.

Aside: Eeeeh! Shave 'em dry

(Roland: Aah, shake it, don't break it)

My back is made of whalebone,

And my cock is made of brass,

And my fuckin' is made for workin' men's two dollars,

Great God, round to kiss my ass.

Aside: Oh! Whoo, daddy, shave 'em dry
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:41, archived)
# That is truly amazing.
They don't play that on the radio. I had never heard that until now. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:42, archived)
# awesome, Hokum, Mr Kane informs me
excellent modern version:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5JoDfi2KFk
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:46, archived)
# My new favourite band! (NSFW)
Just don't read the comments, mo!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 1:46, archived)
# Cool.
I made the mistake of reading some of the comments though, I should know better.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 0:07, archived)
# Thanks for that
made me and the mrs chuckle
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 1:24, archived)
# i should have to specsavers
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:25, archived)
# I should checked my before posting :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:32, archived)
# oh for fucks sake
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:34, archived)
# fixing coming up
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10344907
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Brain Lag
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:46, archived)
# I misunderstood that comment in the exact same way.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 0:34, archived)
# so gonna to get caught
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:27, archived)
# this
arf
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:29, archived)
# He probably just his computer.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 0:56, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 1:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:07, archived)
# POSH TEEFS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:08, archived)
# King of Popcorn
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:10, archived)
# good job, Microwave!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:32, archived)
# aye
top 'shop
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm back!
Didnt like the little sucker anyways...

(combat (weesi) - never mind, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:47, archived)
# Michael J Fox is ok tho.
(umbongotime meh.........., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:05, archived)
# His acting's been a bit shaky recently...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:10, archived)
# I saw him on a chat show a while back, shaking all over the place.
Guy needs to sort his shit out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:28, archived)
# Fake arm. Wanking under his mac like a teenager on RedBull.
The only possible explanation.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:40, archived)
# hate that mouse
I always hated that stupid mouse. Shit film too.
(marporats, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Meant to have been drawn by a kid

Found it while browsing the web, thought you would like a look.
(umbongotime meh.........., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:45, archived)
# You can SAY you found it on the www
but how are the good people here supposed to know you didn't just draw it yourself?
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:49, archived)
# LINKS ----------->
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Ok, i'll see if i can find them again.
(umbongotime meh.........., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Don't bother,
it is a reg being LOLwacky with a comedy acccount. It always makes everyone laugh loads etc.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:52, archived)
#
it is a reg being LOLwacky with a comedy acccount. It always makes everyone laugh loads etc.

being a spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:57, archived)
# I barely bother coming here anymore
So dont complain when i do stop by once every 3 months.
(umbongotime meh.........., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:03, archived)
# No complaints.
just thought you'd be happier on /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Mu Mu Mu Barack Mu Mu Mu Barack
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 6:55, archived)
# Mu is Barak Obama :O
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 7:32, archived)
# Here is the link for the drawing
www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/10-best-kids-drawings-ever
(umbongotime meh.........., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:57, archived)
# i found a boil on my arse
but that doesn't mean i have to show it to people
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:51, archived)
# you know you want to
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:52, archived)
# hell, no
i'm not breaking another phone
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:54, archived)
# O_o
and how did ... never mind
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:55, archived)
# you really don't want to know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:57, archived)
# oh
Fuck off, you racist twat... you blatently know not to put things you've found on this board...
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:52, archived)
# Your prejudice for calling me racist
So call it quits, and i promise you i WILL quit smoking next month!
(umbongotime meh.........., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:00, archived)
# (something)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:53, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Thats me down to a T
(umbongotime meh.........., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:07, archived)
# Briefcase Wanker!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 0:09, archived)
# Reminds me a bit of an episode of "Modern Family".
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:23, archived)
# ...


Greetings from the USA. How are things back in Blighty? Is it safe to come back yet?

*Edit: thank you, all. Sounds like a post-apocalyptic paradise :)
giant roaches indeed
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:36, archived)
# well, the snow has gone
but the giant cockroaches have taken over the public transport system
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Blighty is screwed
Better start making your retirement plans in the USA.
(umbongotime meh.........., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Cold and wet
The usual
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:42, archived)
# He saved that board...
...and that's what's really important.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:45, archived)
# ha! yes
almost as though he's saying "Here, son, you forgot this..."
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:46, archived)
# bollocks! I spent last week in San Diego. It pissed it down and there was a traffic jam. You may as well stay there.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:47, archived)
# Looks like
cgi.ebay.co.uk/Nintendo-Game-Watch-FIRE-/250773318677?pt=UK_VintageComputing_RL&hash=item3a63412c15

I might buy your version, coz it's got more lols
(Jazzspasm, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Fucksticks!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:25, archived)
# mother's cunt
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:30, archived)
# i am eating your little brother in a soup
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:16, archived)
# what in blazes? :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:21, archived)
# HA HA!
"Quick Robin, to the Batelephant"
Edit: I'll pop this here
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:21, archived)
# "Oh, and bring the Batshovel, it's pooped again"
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Mr. Gaddafi? Nice to meet you!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 6:57, archived)
# what the deuce!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:25, archived)
# not exactly stealthy, but good anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Watch us fight crime! Just watch us!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:46, archived)
# *watches*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:49, archived)
# *passes Batcorn*
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:59, archived)
# *covers in batbutter*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] The ending they never wanted you to see

Man, those films made me feel hungry! Now where's the pickle?
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:05, archived)
# "pig in a sandwich"
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:08, archived)
# LIES!!! Damn lies!!
You will never convince me that spam contains "identifiable" meats
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:13, archived)
# You mean hog anus isn't identifiable?
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:16, archived)
# total gangster style


sooperdooper
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:53, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:54, archived)
# :D
you are a big silly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:54, archived)
# oh lol
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Hahaha:DD
(herman:D, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:11, archived)
# see ya's...o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:18, archived)
# =)))
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Doesn't quite fit the comp spec, but it'll have to do...


Click for bigger (148 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:50, archived)
# *plays Jew's harp*
Nice, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Apparently he's full of beans!
(Testicles just for you, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:18, archived)
# no, youve lost me
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Colonel Good-Coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Filename: Mcoffee.
Sounds like a 70's cop show.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:29, archived)
# "McCoffee! get in my office now!"
"Sir?"
"No more shooting up civilians, that's 300 this week?"
"YOU DOG! THIS IS STILL MY GLORIOUS REVOLUTION!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:32, archived)
# "McCoffe, don't do this for revenge!
remember Wakowlski and his little dog!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:38, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:38, archived)
# He could have a partner...
Jim Donut
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:19, archived)
# ah
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:30, archived)
# can i talk now?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Who the fuck are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Uh oh, I've upset vodkafiendy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:45, archived)
# YOU HEARTLESS SWINE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:46, archived)
# :D
im fine xxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:49, archived)
# You're a cunt - now fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:50, archived)
# *parp*
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Spill It
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:26, archived)
# He's McFucked now.
My five-year-old had to draw ten things beginning with 'A' for homework. There were nine pictures and a dot. "What's that?" I ask.
"It's an atom."
Odd child.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:31, archived)
# I'd have worried a lot more if they'd drawn goatse.
(Anus)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:33, archived)
# but at least he has good eyesight
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Pffft!
Just had the kids in hysterics looking through Human Descent's website. They're big fans of the animash.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Pork And Beans
www.b3ta.com/board/write.php?parent=10344771
(herman:D, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:32, archived)
# mmmm, think i'll make a cuppa
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Why would you do that?
Coffee is foul. Tea is also foul. Cuppa soup is acceptable. Are you making cuppa soup?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:37, archived)
# i could
i do have chicken cup a soups
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:39, archived)
# they are made of powdered goat face
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:47, archived)
# mmmmm, powdered goat face.......
actually, i think i'll make thai noodle soup with thin strips of squid in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:53, archived)
# and his arch fast food enemy: The Colonel

quick and shit, can you tell?
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:38, archived)
# I saw it flash up and then it redex'd. Just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Works for me. It's on my site though, which isn't the most reliable of hosting.
I'll give it a prod

edit: working now? You're not missing much anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Annnnnnnnd, you're back in the room.
Could equally have been at my end.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:51, archived)
# as long as you're expressoing yourself, that's the main thing
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:39, archived)
# After all that posturing,
turns out he was an Americano at heart.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:45, archived)
# What's happening in Libya is a serious situation.
It doesn't deserve such mocha-ry.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:47, archived)
# I seem to have come latte to the party
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:48, archived)
# come?
*fraps*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Horsing about...
(mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:57, archived)
# insta-lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Cute
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Free electrocutions available with every new account!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:00, archived)
# That's shocking!
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:33, archived)
# best of all the mail servers
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:02, archived)
# The New Pony Express
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:03, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:05, archived)
#
I've put an optimized version on this page for you. Just right-click to save it and upload it to your webspace.
You can also see pictures by all the other people I've done this for.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:05, archived)
# haha elaboro-twat
can't believe I falled for that on a horse post
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:10, archived)
#
lmgtfy.com/?q=horse+blocker&l=1
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Wineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:19, archived)
# OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Oo a couple of mine are on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Nice pictures
(herman:D, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Second time tonight for fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:11, archived)
# So kind of you to share your bandwidth . . . all in fun !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:13, archived)
# That's Ace
:)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:31, archived)
# haha, what can I say,
I'm an ace-hole.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:40, archived)
# best of all the disguised URLs
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Horses and opera
Very posh
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Taking The Plunge
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:54, archived)
# SCHLORRRR-PLIP!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Suck Shun
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:59, archived)
# I'm freaking out, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Freaking is the new norm !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Zoltar II
*Makes a wish*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:57, archived)
# *comes true*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Rite in the kisser
:D
(herman:D, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:00, archived)
# The kisser that keeps on kissing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:02, archived)
# We just want to see the Wizard!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Flush twice . . . it's a long way to the Wizzer !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:03, archived)
# :D


my site my blog lol
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:37, archived)
#
awesome site
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Scathing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:39, archived)
# But now, in order to make your point, you can't post ever again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Pure evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Needs more community integration.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:40, archived)
# hahaha :D
is it your turn with the prodigitus?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Hahaha
WTF!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:43, archived)
# *giggle fit*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:45, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
MNNNNNNGNGNGNG
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:48, archived)
# hahahaha
a mong-goose!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Hahaha
Hahah:D
(herman:D, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:01, archived)
# That's a dead giveaway !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:46, archived)
# I can't wait for next weeks episode
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:48, archived)
# READ THE FAQ FUKKO!


:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Subtle Doctor Who lampshade work there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:53, archived)
# *points at the nerd*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Instant classic, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Arf!
I need those curtains.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:56, archived)
# haha
that's wallpaper!

have 2Mb of it: fc04.deviantart.net/fs35/f/2008/308/6/6/Old_Bathroom_Wallpaper_Texture_by_stocks_for_you.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Then, I also need those glasses!
Edit: Cor, that's some sexy decorative paper!

Also, why would he have posters on his curtains?

*self mnnnnnngngngngs*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:00, archived)
# This:D
www.b3ta.com/links/594693
(herman:D, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Trench Mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:23, archived)
# get in the bloody car!
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:26, archived)
# get in the back of the van!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:27, archived)
# The other shoe drops . . .
BTW . . . happy yesterday !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:27, archived)
# Heh :)
If anyone's interested I have a brand new omni-bounce for a Canon 430EX that's arrived off amazon I bought by accident (I own two 580's). If anyone want's gaz me a postal address and i'll post it from the zoo tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:34, archived)
# What's an omni-bounce?
It sounds like a toy for a young diety
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Bit of plastic you put over a flashgun to dampen some of the blast of the flash
Good for animals and old books :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Ah, so it's a bit like that plastic sheet I drape over myself
when I blast some cunt in the face with my shotgun.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Why yes it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:44, archived)
# My old 10D is dying.
I called Canon a couple of months ago, they've stopped servicing them and don't make parts any more :(
That's that for me, as things are I can't see me ever having the spare cash to get another decent camera.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Sorry to hear that mate :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:19, archived)
# I'll have to learn to paint :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Pfffft
Belated candle day wishes.

I look like him, minus the magnificent beard, trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:35, archived)
# ^
Belated B3taday wishes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:43, archived)
# -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:02, archived)

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