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# New Sex Bot


More at www.piecomic.com or piecomic.tumblr.com
(dredgeups, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:27, archived)
# just a thought
but do you comment on anybody else's pictures.. or do you only post your own stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:28, archived)
# what a suprise
no response... probably too busy posting this on lots of other websites.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:40, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Response
If I have something to say I say it, but mostly I just make pictures.
(dredgeups, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:42, archived)
# there are a lot of people like that here
however many people feel that this is a community, not a notice board.

just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:45, archived)
# thank you :D
i don't want to seem like an arse, just think it's not really here just for a 'hit and run'...
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:49, archived)
# 2) The mood, will and whimsy of the board is not to be fathomed or dictated.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Says you
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:46, archived)
# haha
you cannot disprove that statement ever! FAC-MOTHER-FUCKIN-T
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:52, archived)
# This is just my favorite place to share
(dredgeups, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:01, archived)
# I enjoy seeing your stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:39, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:42, archived)
#
t
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(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:23, archived)
# give me a picture over a comment any day of the week
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Aww man, I only visit /board for the comments
(__, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:07, archived)
# You only visit /board when you feel like fucking someones shit right up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:10, archived)
# I'm never going to comment again, I am just going to post pictures what I drew.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:21, archived)
# It's got a warm slot
so I guess it might be near enough for some people....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:40, archived)
# unplug it first, though
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:47, archived)
# mmm
a hot bagel smothered in soft cheese. Perfect for a bready shag and doubles up as a lovely snack afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Salad Cream
or Mayo?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:56, archived)
# can I go for Heinz sandwich spread?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:17, archived)
# I thought better of you Mr Savalas.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:20, archived)
# mmmm
nice vinegary slimy gherkiny sandwich spread, all rammed under my foreskin and down my jappa.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Actually, that does sound appealing.
appealing sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:27, archived)
# you'll be popping out for a jar tomorrow
but best wait until you've paid for it and left the shop
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:28, archived)
# bleurgh to both
best served with a crushed zinc-carbon battery garnish, and a K-Y jus
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:20, archived)
# have Gaviscon with that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:27, archived)
# toast is better than sex
if it's done right
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:56, archived)
# You are either doing your sex VERY wrong
or your toast VERY right!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:59, archived)
# my sex is like my toasting
knob not turned enough and popping out too early just barely warm and looking sad and floppy with a dry crusty edge
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Text book Premature Toastulation.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:29, archived)
# haha
it's Ok once you've slathered it in marmalade and rammed it in the mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Toast is rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:08, archived)
# toast? rubbish? i suppose you eat bread raw, you barbarian!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Why do you think they have toastie, and hyper mega super toastie loaves?
So you have the lowest toast:soft bread ratio possible. That toast is a 2 setting, barely. More bread than toast. Don't tell me you like toast; I see through your golden breadcrumb veil of lies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:27, archived)
# heheh you may be right, but,
i only bought that loaf so i could make that image. I know, sad.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:00, archived)
# I've got a panini press
It's extra sexy
(dredgeups, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:28, archived)
# No.
Being squashed and hot doesn't make it a good sandwich. A bit of gooey cheese can, I admit, make a nice change. But just put it in the microwave for 30 secs and spread it on. It'll save you 5 minutes and you won't have to use shit chiabattawhatever bread in a vain attempt to make something authentically italian.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Fucking ciabatta, it's like eating sponge.
Don't get me started on fucking ciabatta.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Toasted Ciabatta with roasted peppers and pecorino or goat's cheese drizzled with a quality extra virgin olive oil ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Just stuff a pepper. Then you won't have to eat the shit toasted bread underneath it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:41, archived)
# The bread in your scenario acts merely as a vehicle to get the good stuff to your feed hole.
Just because it's covered in good stuff doesn't make the bread itself good too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Put some balsamic on there
Then you'll be in flavor town.
(dredgeups, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:42, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Exactly!
The bread adds nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:47, archived)
# I just use pittas instead of panini breads
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:54, archived)
# *jealous*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:34, archived)
# sweet sweet sex toast
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:02, archived)
# The things people do to get a buzz...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Pop Tart
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:27, archived)
# Gaddafi is so ...
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Looks like he's been eating Dog-Shit sandwiches
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:59, archived)
# A Red-Ex
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:06, archived)
# it was there a second ago
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:06, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the girls
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:07, archived)
# normally after a few drinks
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:09, archived)
# and it's back
just had to give it 10 minutes the get it back up
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:17, archived)
# True - he's a broken man
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:10, archived)
# It's not the same dude,
anybody can tell that!

Same as Michael Jackson and Saddam Hussain.

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Imageshack has broken your image. Host it somewhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Somewhere not shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:14, archived)
# somewhere b3taish like
www.b3tards.com/uploader.php
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:15, archived)
# purple link
I'm so cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:18, archived)
# and no horses :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:20, archived)
# blue link
i cleared my cache and shit
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:20, archived)
# They can still tell when you've been looking at naughty stuff you know.
Cache cleaning isn't magic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:22, archived)
# our works sonicwall logs all sites
good job I control it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:24, archived)
# they don't even need a court order...
just think, your council dog warden is going through your history right now...

(although i cleared my cache and shit so my not-so-smartphone speeds up a fraction)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:26, archived)
# here
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:20, archived)
# easy tiger
it's ^ there
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:22, archived)
# They got their shit together and plugged their server back in.
Just remember for future reference.
Imageshack = shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:23, archived)
# I dids poo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:23, archived)
# congratulations!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:39, archived)
# The laughing Lisa


Click for Bigga
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:39, archived)
# You are such a twat!

EDIT: That was a bit harsh... At least it wasn't horses!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:06, archived)
# I prefer the term cunt
what have I done now

Edit: Ahhhh forgot about that
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:07, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Commando - Pants Free Kit


Click for bigger (159 kb)
(welshy1982, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:38, archived)
# GET OUT DA CHOPPA
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:41, archived)
# HE GO COMMANDO!
DA CHOPPA ALREADY OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:49, archived)
# stick your head out, one shot, right between the eyes, I'll make it quick, just for old time sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:47, archived)
# "WEEEEELSHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
(futurama)


welcome to b3ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Why thank you
(welshy1982, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 0:17, archived)
# kitten, chair, etc
welcome to b3ta, you'll never etc
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:54, archived)
# he may just lurk forever though.....
thousands do
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:00, archived)
# how about
"welcome to b3ta, you'll forever lurk"
?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:22, archived)
# ^This
Hahah
(herman:D, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Why thank you
^^ What I said there....lovely to meet you etc
(welshy1982, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 0:16, archived)
# this is like some wonderful dream

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:57, archived)
# this is a recurring dream that I love
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:05, archived)
# oopthy
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Mandy!
It's me, Rita? Remember?
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:26, archived)
# oh hai rita
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:03, archived)
# doodle doodle doodle doodle doodle dooodle dooodle
doooodle doooodle dooooodle doooooodle, etc...

1280x1024
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:50, archived)
# doodle. it's a doddle.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Like a squinty, tripped-out version of 'Nighthawks'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:33, archived)
# heh, it's strange that I know what you mean...
although this is more accurate:
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:49, archived)
# I went for the morph option
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:57, archived)
# AHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh... MY EYES!
My poor fucking eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:42, archived)
# this reminds me of "EVERY FUCKING PICTURE TAKEN BY MY PHONE" while moving
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:49, archived)
# Colonel Gaddotti
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Woo to yours
Not posting mine because it is shite!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:21, archived)
# hahahahahaha
i hereby name you 'king of the faceswaps' Top stuff ninjypoos x
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Cheers sir!
Just gonna pop down below and give yours a good darn click!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:23, archived)
# ohnoes
we have become biased :D but seriously though... I mean their ace
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Bless you
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Arrrggghh!
Jeebus Ninj that's horrible....
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:22, archived)
# This needs a warning...
...it gave me chills.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Nice chin-scruff, Cotton.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:27, archived)
# thora hird's looking sprightly these days
and a bit shouty too

edit - how rude! tis a great fwap (face swap, you saw it here first!) good sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:41, archived)
# bloody hell, ninj, that's horrible!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:31, archived)
# That's pretty horrible.
I suppose none more so than the original but....

Have an oldun to brighten things up a little.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:38, archived)
# haha fuck, looks like the love child of a triffid and one of these -
www.touringaustralia.de/Animals/Frilled-Lizard.php
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:39, archived)
# gayest. lizard. ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:41, archived)
# well ruffs are all the rage nowadays m'am
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:44, archived)
# at least it's not fuschia
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:51, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:52, archived)
# hahaha
(jonny_power boom chika wah wow, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:56, archived)
# Nice :D
(Cope&Dalton, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:02, archived)
#
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 7:02, archived)
# Is it just me?
Or is Gadaffi going off on one
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-12544624
starting to sound more and more like a Mel Brooks cameo in one of his own spoofs?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Oh, I knew it was you...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 21:45, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:41, archived)
# Woof.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Pugs FTW!!
*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:20, archived)
# hahaha
i knew it was you before i saw your screename... :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
Make him do scatological tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:26, archived)
# That's a shit idea.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Yes...
Yes it is...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:43, archived)
# I like this!
Has Jeremy taken a holiday? Tis a good thing, otherwise the puddles would be full of poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Ha ha...YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:27, archived)
# That dog is such a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:30, archived)
# stupid pre-spanged dog
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:35, archived)
# CHEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:41, archived)
# hahahah
fuck you puddles!
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
little bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Aces.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:23, archived)
# :D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Haha:D
(herman:D, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:42, archived)
# those are some great puddles though
(augsav, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 2:09, archived)
# Hahahaa!
That's them fucking pesky puddles told!
(LordMuttonChops who said that?!, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 5:39, archived)
# Ning peeps

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Cool picture of some dogs, man. I can see two dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Grey space party!
* Waits for someone to post above it to see what the hidden image is...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:07, archived)
# :D
sorted now, never happened before.. shh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:12, archived)
# No worries
You useless twat!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Good cropping ;o)
On that bombshell, a pint, I think :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:07, archived)
# sorted
No idea why that happened... hasn't before.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Who is this 'Fiend'?
And why is that cat humping a ball of yarn?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:09, archived)
# that's just rude
he's running with it.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Fantastic stuff mate!
*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:23, archived)
# TOPICAL
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:00, archived)
# been done
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:01, archived)
#
Before Wed 26 August 2009?

www.b3ta.com/board/9662239
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:02, archived)
# So what you're saying is it's a repost then?
/bang to rights blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:03, archived)
# why are you reposting it then?
we don't do that in new threads on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:04, archived)
#
Because I'm a twat.
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Well acceptance is the first step.
I like the image mind you.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:31, archived)
# FAIL!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:05, archived)
# hahahaha
amazing
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Curse of the muppets...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:08, archived)
# This has been censored by the Burmese junta!
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
It's nice to laugh at someone else and have the attention taken away from me for a change!
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:16, archived)
# YOUURRRRRR DISSSSSPICKUBBLE!
(it is Tuesday though)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:09, archived)
# ^ ivesb?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:02, archived)
# What an insult to Daffy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:03, archived)
# He doesn't seem to be letting it bother him
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:03, archived)
# hahahhahha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:04, archived)
#

What a helmet!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:19, archived)
# ...
Just heard on on't wireless that are sending HMS Cumberland off to Libya... blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Blimey indeed.
...that we still have any warships left to send.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:04, archived)
# ha ha :D
You missed the news that the real HMS Cumberland was scrapped two weeks ago. The name was carried over / reassigned to a weaponised swan shaped pedalo borrowed from Lightwater Valley World of Fun.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:06, archived)
# I have swear filter on at work...
and amusingly it's taken both Cumberland and Lightwater out of that sentence :o)

Right. Offski.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:08, archived)
# That's lucky because what I actually said was
Cunt piss bollocking bastard wank sodomy ;)

night night have fun
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:09, archived)
# A swan-shaped peado??
That's terrible!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Don't worry
The Daily Mail are already on the case
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:11, archived)
# maybe that's one of the queens heavily armed sausages made in Kendal.
and they just threw it in the sea in blind hope.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:59, archived)
# three for a girl, four for a boy
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:00, archived)
# one for an unruly thatch of grey pubes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Blue Peter's slightly retarded cousin.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:01, archived)
# There were 15 on my house yesterday
does the rhyme go up that far?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:08, archived)
# The rhyme stops at ten
after that you have to gesticulate wildy while screaming sexual innuendos in latin.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Excellent, that's just what I did
I yelled "Etiam , Ego suspectus ut is has amplus mons montis."
and "Ego amo video vidi visum suus prolixus patefacio foramen."
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:20, archived)
# very nice...
I was about to say Morning Captain, then I saw the second one - Oh Joy!

In other news the voting is still open
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:01, archived)
# HATERS GONNA HATE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:00, archived)
# hello, mr. magpie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:00, archived)
# superbly done as always
SERIOUS FACE
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:01, archived)
# I like birds.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:02, archived)
# nice work mugatu
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:06, archived)
# I'm mictoboy and I endorse this message
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:51, archived)
# hey lady, nice tits
:)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:52, archived)
# They are bloody awful tits!
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:53, archived)
# (that's a bloody awful profile page)... :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Hey hey! No need to get defensive!
It's not my fault you can't draw a decent set of tits! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Practice makes perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Now THAT is better
Keep up the good work atomic!

* Fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:47, archived)
# WTF is in there?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Christ knows but those are some peculiar looking tits!
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:58, archived)
# ^ This...
Maybe she is harvesting squirrels in there?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Paper, ink, and whatever pixels are made of.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Pixelethelene
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:13, archived)
# buy a bikini that fits, you penny-pinching harlot!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Lovely jublies
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:58, archived)
# That's actually pretty frightening
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Shut-up Meg!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:10, archived)
# I'M JUST SAYIN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:12, archived)
# I'll just keep my misshaped tits fetish to myself then.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Different strokes for different folks!
Give me a good set of juicy double d's any day of the week!
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:19, archived)
# hahahaha amazing
i love your steez Mr.Atomic
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:24, archived)
# o_0
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:24, archived)
# you guys crack me up
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Maru!!!
(randomscally, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:37, archived)
# ah! Inception
took me too long :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:40, archived)
# I've got it on blu ray
I've just developed this annoying habit of starting a movie and not finishing it. So I've still not seen the last 20 minutes. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:46, archived)
# He dies in the end!
And the crocadile runs off with the saussages.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Does he manage to get his leg over with Nora Batty in the end?
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:53, archived)
# No but
Judy does call the police for a domestic violence.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Would she not let Richard do her up the poop shoot again?
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:57, archived)
# It's an alligator you idiot!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Maruchan!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:01, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahah
nicely done *clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Bindun?
Now it's apparently acceptable for straight men to wear moisturiser and ponce about in pink shirts, isn't it time someone brought a gentleman's soap to the market that doesn't sting like regular soap?

Introducing:

JOHNSON Cockwash.
- "Keep your todger tidy without stinging your jap's eye."

(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:18, archived)
# that'll go alongside Testefresh and Knacker Laquer
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:19, archived)
# not to mention the Rinse & Mince
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:20, archived)
# or Spluff & Go
I mean why take two bottles into the cubicle?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:23, archived)
# in case one slips out?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Good point, well made.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Natural Source Mint shampoo/shower gel is the work of a very evil devil
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:20, archived)
# i LOVE that stuff!
just don't use it if you've taken speed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:21, archived)
# it should come with a warning for gentlemen
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:23, archived)
# i would imagine so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Here Here!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:21, archived)
# IT BURNS
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Vic Burns
If you mistake it for vasaline.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:23, archived)
# I wash with grit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:23, archived)
# dry or covered in Sump Oil?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:24, archived)
# I'm going to phrase this very carefully...
It's great on your head, that part of your anatomy which rests atop your shoulders. But anywhere else it is the Devil's work.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:25, archived)
# ^ THIS
with added OWWWW OWWW! FUCK! JESUS CUNTING CHRIST STOP THE BURNING!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:29, archived)
# I use Tea Tree Shampoo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Do you indeed?
And what mystical properties does it have?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:33, archived)
# it makes your hair smell nice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Ah, that would explain why have no knowledge of it.
or indeed, hair; Hence no knowledge of it.

Argh! - I'm caught in a causal-loop self-deprecatory statement!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Or indeed, hair;
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:50, archived)
# it's woody
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Mmmmm.
Disney Branded Shampoo....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Tea tree oil shampoo can chase the bugs away :D
(herman:D, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:42, archived)
# We should use it here, then.
Our software development people could do with a major dose of it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:45, archived)
# ^ this
ouchy on my bell end
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:31, archived)
# It's a bit like when you have a good fast wank...
and then you have to pee every two minutes for the next hour..

(That is normal, isn't it)?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:33, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Original source mint and tea tree FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:39, archived)
# This is amazing!
You should take this to Dragons Den. I am sure Deborah Meaden can appreciate the severity of stinging japs eye.
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Bravo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha:DD
(herman:D, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Japseye
This no racist?

(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:28, archived)
# * SIGHS *
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:30, archived)
# "no more tears" - thank fuck
I hate having to stitch it back up
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:49, archived)
# No more tears. (rhyme with bears)

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Tears for fairs :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:44, archived)
# I *knew* this would come in useful one day...


(Jimaroid, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Ted Danson soon regretted his choice of fancy dress costume
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Hahaha FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:18, archived)
# the resemblance is uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Google tips lol
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Well I thought is was funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:30, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Thank you Herman
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Hello, sorry to bother you and whatnot
but I can't make my mind up on these two. Top or bottom? Or neither? I've spent too much of my day looking at them so need help deciding.
Thanks.


Click for bigger (228 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:04, archived)
# I'm a bottom man
/deliberately mis-understood the question


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - wearing a purple armband - Ta!!
*manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:05, archived)
# 'allo


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:14, archived)
# well said, Sir!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:06, archived)
# I don't know what it is
but I like it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:05, archived)
# FREEBS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Bottom one :D
(herman:D, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Ta. I think I agree.
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:10, archived)
# bottom one
but they need bigger squeegies to get all that dried spunk off before hometime
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Ha!
Exactly what I thought when taking the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:11, archived)
# glad to know i'm not the only pervert on here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Bottom for me.
Took a while to work out wtf was going on from the top one.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:15, archived)
# You're right!
Of course you're right! Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:33, archived)
# I'll go for middle

"What's a Hot Spot Not?"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:16, archived)
# not a good spot?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:17, archived)
# That's the chappy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:41, archived)
# messy painters
(bottom)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:53, archived)
# love that :)

(bottom)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:34, archived)
# first time I've sat down and made a picture in 3d in ages

:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:44, archived)
# I knew that was going to be you
/ninj blog

brilliant as always sir!

*edit* the rendering on that is just fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:45, archived)
# all done with vectors in Paint
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] get out of here!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:59, archived)
# *winks*
not bad for paint . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Sweets, Lollipops, Ice creams.
Looks like the child catcher in chitty chitty bang bang..
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Sunshine lollipops and rainbows, Shirley
Shirley


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:15, archived)
# MORE OF THIS SORT OF THING!!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:20, archived)
# clicks the *I Love This* button
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Ha, that's nothing!
that's nothing!I'VE met her in person!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Dave, that is totally wonderful.
Captures the "I'm up to something" look she's got down to a T.

Have a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Could it possibly be
stealing children?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:38, archived)
# nice!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Well done good sir / madam.
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Ha ha!
I love this a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Nice:D
(herman:D, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:50, archived)
# That's some fine work with the light effects right there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:53, archived)
# teapiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:55, archived)
# teawee
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:56, archived)
# teapee
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:58, archived)
# for my bunghole?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:58, archived)
# I am Cornholio, I need crappucino
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:02, archived)
# I'm not clicking on that link, just in case
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:10, archived)
# NIBUS!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Woo!
Brawtastic!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:03, archived)
# excellent stuff
i don't think you'll be out of work long with you skills :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:03, archived)
# THAT IS FUCKING FANTASTIC!
Where can I purchase one?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:19, archived)
# just smash the bottom off one of your normal mugs for the same effect
much cheaper
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Oo thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:32, archived)
# You should print and sell it.
www.thingiverse.com/
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:55, archived)
# I've just been dumped and what'd really cheer me up is
a nice warm cup of nnnnmmmngggggglleeeeeh.... pfffff

heh :o) cheers, pal. Sorted me right out, it did
(Jazzspasm, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:02, archived)
# That's very nicely done
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 23:18, archived)
# the internet has scarred me
i can't look at the teapiss without thinking tubgirl D:
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:11, archived)
# WOO! to the fucking max.
this needs to be made, but without the tea pissing cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 14:35, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:28, archived)
# This is the best thing Justin Bieber's even done
Do what you say...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Well ... I'd love to agree
But he hasn't actually died yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:03, archived)
# ah yeah!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Yeah
Kill that fucking nonothing!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:40, archived)
# EAT LEAD YOU SKINNY FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:56, archived)
# hahayes
:D
dead bieber is the new jedi push.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Ronn Motors Scorpian

(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Root Mean Square?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Dave?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:26, archived)
# He's over there, next to the ornamental water feature.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:27, archived)
# bloody hell!
I didn't know mummification was legal anymore.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Apparently, it's alright if you do it as a surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Just don't forget to shout surprise first
It's the same with Rape, you can't be arrested if you shout surprise first, it becomes surprise sex which is legal
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:01, archived)
# it's a car!


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:41, archived)
# it's a scooner
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDoC8BhtUyo
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:45, archived)
# That's a car
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:29, archived)
# cock
(NickBlinko Papas Adrianas, Papas Adrianas, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:37, archived)
# needs balls, 3 pubes per ball and spunk
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:39, archived)
# You... or the picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:58, archived)
# me, obviously
after that back sack and crack wax....
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:59, archived)
# See, back and crack I'm okay with
but sack?

It doesn't seem to be firmly enough attached to be waxed as well
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:03, archived)
# it's ok, they keep superglue and staples nearby in case of emergency
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Now it makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:07, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:09, archived)
# I have been stapling my "seam" since I was 12
out of fear that it might come unstitched.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:18, archived)
# According to the letters page in Viz
it's about 50/50 whether you have a "seam" or not
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Oh, I thought everyone had one
even girls

VOTE NOW!

Seams
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:21, archived)
# i can't believe i just checked...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:38, archived)
# and in the middle of the office
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:45, archived)
# what did you find?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:52, archived)
# no seam
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Everyone's got a seam haven't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:19, archived)
# That's what we're trying to find out
On further inspection, I am a lot less seamy than I had thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:26, archived)
# I am seamed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:27, archived)
# In a world where the seamed treat the unseamly as a social underclass
I will forever be unsure of my place. This will result in my scrotum having to be constantly inspected by beautiful young ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:43, archived)
# you dirty unseamed freak
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:45, archived)
# It depends on the temperature maybe
in a warm bath, mine's barely noticeable, but when it's cold it's far more prominent
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:47, archived)
# So did I, it seams I have a seam horse on my scrotum.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha! Milt.
Could I have coined a new gimmick in my own spasticated little way?
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Not unless you are me from about 8 years ago
no
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Did someone mention seams?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:25, archived)
# someone drew a spunking cock in the dirt on my car
was it you?
(I helped save b3ta! ReReformed, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:06, archived)
# you are one serious lurker
nice!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:07, archived)
#
and it was about 3 years before I registered.

I like the pictures. You all talk crap.
(I helped save b3ta! ReReformed, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:09, archived)
# aha! you understand the basic premise
shop a chair, pull up a kitten.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:10, archived)
# took you 7 years to realise we all talk crap?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:12, archived)
#
no, I just didn't bother posting.

...look at the picture of the teh quo/kitten/half fox half girl soft porn comic strip thing....scroll comments scroll comments scroll comments...look at the picture of the teh quo/kitten/half fox half....
(I helped save b3ta! ReReformed, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:19, archived)
# it's a half girl half squirrel
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:20, archived)
# phew I thought I was a perv getting a stiffy from a fox
but squirrels with the big boobies is okay.
(I helped save b3ta! ReReformed, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:30, archived)
# get a chubby from foxes
you sick pervert
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:19, archived)
# I think he has already left
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:19, archived)
# * heads off to ReReformed's house
* draws another spunking cock in the dirt on his car
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:39, archived)
# This has just made me giggle like a girl...
Why is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:43, archived)
# and this is your own work?

EDIT: Also, I just looked at your web site - It's shite got some nice images.. Did you use GeoCities to create it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:53, archived)
# It was missing something
and when the quo was posted I knew what it was missing

To be fair I didn't paint this either




Ewwww Geocities no, dreamweaver
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Looks again...
Oh.. sorry, I missed that them
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:58, archived)
# I thought it might be a bit subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:59, archived)
# You should have gone to Spac-Savers
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Too Soon!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Da Vinci died in 1519
I don't think he would mind
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Looks like Freewebs to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:00, archived)
# just looked and I agree it does
but it isn't and I don't think they would have the sexi java scripted image rotation in the header
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:09, archived)
# you do know I'll be redesigning it all now
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:18, archived)
#
make more of an effort this time. At least put some hairs on it.
(I helped save b3ta! ReReformed, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Woo but could do with more grey shades...

earlier example
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Can I buy one?
I bet it's expensive
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Scorpion.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:14, archived)
# webuyanycar:D
(herman:D, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Don't forget it's Rubbish British Superheroes for the Wednesday draw off tomorrow.

Tailgaters beware: It's the dark knight of the motorways, The Cone!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:08, archived)
# This was the theme for my birthday party once,
I was The Constant Gardener
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:09, archived)
# I bet their privets were lovely
by the time you left.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Being constant,
I didn't leave.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:11, archived)
# you rang?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:16, archived)
# you're just brilliant, you are!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Cor, thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:20, archived)
# I'll have to pass 'cause I can't draw.
So have this in the meantime. Ace pic btw.

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:10, archived)
# That's okay
You've got until 1:45 pm tomorrow to learn.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Ooh you chose me!!
*Glees* \O/

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:15, archived)
# The power of /board
chose you!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:21, archived)
# the vote was rigged!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:26, archived)
# I wish.
I wanted 'Detectives'.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Ooh sorry
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:29, archived)
# That's democracy for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:51, archived)
# The naffest of all British Super-Heroes is...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:17, archived)
# What a Fantasic Source Pic

(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 16:23, archived)
# I'm getting my pencils out as we speak!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:29, archived)
#
c l
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:00, archived)
# ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:20, archived)
# *Pre orders 3 copies*
waits.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:27, archived)

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