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# Oo you looking at?

Original piccy by An eejit passing by.
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:41, archived)
# hahaha
Also: do they really need to have a special Broadmoor logotype, with the OO interlocked? Branding for a secure mental institiution seems a bit bizarre doesn't it?
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:49, archived)
# Tis a bit strange.
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:52, archived)
# I thought it meant this
but who knowzz

(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:08, archived)
# Here's their mascot.
And with that, off to bed, g'night.
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:11, archived)
# Gnight.

This is from my niece's car.
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:16, archived)
# YAY! :D faces on things
...and you know because you put it there
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:22, archived)
# Makes me wonder if they have a tagline too.
"Broadmoor: Britain's premium choice for the criminally insane."
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:52, archived)
# They'll be advertising next, and using this.
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:58, archived)
# makes it sound like fun
where do i sign?
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:01, archived)
# Right here
where it says " I gladly hand over all my possesions to Lord Kronos".
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:04, archived)
# done
where do i send this shitty stick and bag of dirty laundry?
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:06, archived)
# Damn, foiled again!
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:08, archived)
# there be tax payers money to be had
easy pickins. cheap shares, growing market, guaranteed income. always be nutters. or whatever society perceives as such.
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:53, archived)
# Ah, but I bet it stays with you and next time you're thinking of mental institutions, you'll think "Broadmoor".
That's how they get your business.
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:20, archived)
# BEWARE!
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:18, archived)
# nelly!
werehorse?
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:22, archived)
# ^ there horse ^
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:24, archived)
# Frau Blücher!
*whinny*
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:28, archived)
# gets a little impatient around tea time
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:56, archived)
# hahahaahahahaahaa
I love it when I log into b3ta and laugh out loud immediately.
This picture precipitated such a moment.
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:00, archived)
# thanks to link from artifus
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:03, archived)
# wow
bookmarked that one
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:10, archived)
# hehe!
funny feet!

edit: needs more inflatable sex toys. /footpumpblog
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:01, archived)
# I see this one getting used :D
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:27, archived)
# haha!
*waits*
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:30, archived)
# phwoar
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:03, archived)
# SCHTOMPF!!!!
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:39, archived)
# i feel sea sick
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:41, archived)
# It's Adolf "Party Time" Hitler!
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:42, archived)
# Nevermind the feet,
why is Mick Jagger wearing a dress?
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:43, archived)
# ^ this
he's just charging up the other leg, getting ready to wigger across the stage
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:44, archived)
# racist!
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:07, archived)
# Don't you mean baldist?
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:09, archived)
# elephantiasistists!
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:13, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 4:01, archived)
#
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:27, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:54, archived)
# double 'FUCK'
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:07, archived)
# You look outside your window
It's not ok
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:34, archived)
# Oh my gosh!
RUN!
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:36, archived)
# am i the only one to hear sid james laughing as i look at this pic?
*yuk*yuk*yuk*
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:51, archived)
# jeremy's ukranian cousin?
also,
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:54, archived)
# A bit mental?
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:19, archived)
# woof!
mental sick
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:22, archived)
# the focused pooch adds to the potential here
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Mental? Did someone say mental? Who's mental? </paranoia>
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:33, archived)
# Used to hear the siren tests every Monday from that place.
The particularly fiendish ones would escape during the tests...
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:42, archived)
# you aint seen me,
roight?
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:00, archived)
# *points*
There he is!
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:07, archived)
# doh!
*ducks*
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:16, archived)
# ah yes, that place
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:00, archived)
#
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:59, archived)
# These days,
I probably would. So long as no-one found out.
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:58, archived)
# in a while, crocodile
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:04, archived)
#
See you later Aligator
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:08, archived)
# unrelated but I enjoyed doing it
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:08, archived)
#
Great, what software do you use to do this ?
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Segway 2.0 ;p
srsly, looks like straight photoshopping of layers, then animating in either pshop or any other animator
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:12, archived)
# ^this^
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:28, archived)
# ha!
that was the first thing i thought when i saw the op

Photobucket
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:12, archived)
# yep = we remember
:)
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:28, archived)
# if th fall don't killya, then the croc sure will
*works on melody now*
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:09, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:21, archived)
# just deserts?
/coat
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:24, archived)
# spinge~!
that's spang with a thinner pan
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:32, archived)
# thank fuck for that
i gave up googling after:
spinge : Italian : Verb : spinge
third-person singular present indicative of spingere
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:34, archived)
# It means push
Or rather, pushes
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:39, archived)
# well, i deserve that,
at the very least. my first spinging! yay!

*looks forward to a (damn) good spanging*
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:41, archived)
# you'll reconsider if I unleash my spangbitch on ya
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:11, archived)
# *stops looking forward*
*repents*
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:13, archived)
# Starring Julian Sands?
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:29, archived)
# ass-hands
he is touching me all the time again
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:30, archived)
# fill your sands you son of a bitch!
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:37, archived)
# it's not time to leave

and I'm not ready for a shootout just yet
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:49, archived)
# this egg's taking ages
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:50, archived)
# it's a dune deal
*runs*
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:55, archived)
# *runs without rhythm*
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:59, archived)
# unhappy feet?
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:06, archived)
# nah - just white
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:09, archived)
# ?
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:24, archived)
#
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:07, archived)
# *needs more albran*
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:09, archived)
[challenge entry] :(
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:04, archived)
# is that UK?
somehow I thought it was bigger than that
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:08, archived)
# yeah, they always exaggerate it's size on maps
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:09, archived)
# maybe it's cuz Scotland and Ireland seem to be missing from the pic
(photoshoppers!!!)
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:10, archived)
# an area the size of wales
every 24 hours. pesky photoshoppers.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:12, archived)
# I vacationed on Mann in the wintertime
it was a bit cramped
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:15, archived)
# needs more polar bear
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:25, archived)
# ^This
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:01, archived)
# ha!
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:02, archived)
# now that would have been mo funner :)
I'll have to ponder a bit on how you did the moving waves. I like that
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:12, archived)
# or simply ask...
oi! you! how'd you do the moving waves?
ta.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:19, archived)
# I'm not that kind of girl
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:22, archived)
# you big tease, you
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:23, archived)
# why do they always choose civilians and innocents?
some politicians/warmongers would have been far preferable
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Good call.
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:05, archived)
# that's not a decent island!
where's the secret volcano lair?
fuck it, time for telly, food and bed.
g'night all!
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:23, archived)
# have a test of grass and light wot I done


Detail:
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:48, archived)
# what was this done on?
it's lovely :)
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:49, archived)
# ^This
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:51, archived)
# cheers. :)
It's straight out of 3dmax (vray)
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:51, archived)
# this makes me want to lick that grass
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:55, archived)
#
Ghost grass! It can pass right through solid objects!
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:55, archived)
# unfortuantely, there is that
:(
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:55, archived)
# that block of cheese is making me hungry
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:58, archived)
# ^this
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:59, archived)
# THE BUTTER HAS LANDED
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:01, archived)
# ^this
&Woo
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] you just can't trust those fruity pricks
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:46, archived)
# What if he attacks you with a pointed stick?
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:52, archived)
# alan? the biggest fruit of them all?
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:53, archived)
# i'll hit him with the warning sign
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:54, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M SO FUCKING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED!
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# there ,there-we'll have none of that
boredom is just for people who . . .er,,um yyaaAAWWWwnnn, hm?
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:32, archived)
# I know I'm a nerd
but I've got hold of the bulk of Horizon from 1980 to 2008, and there's enough there to keep me from boredom for a long time. Days, at least.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:36, archived)
# if i had money right now
i'd be in the pub
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)
# otta open a pub of yer own
or maybe that's not easy in yer land across the sea
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:46, archived)
# it's not easy
when you have absolutely no cash, no experience, no collateral and no inclination
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:47, archived)
# that's how Jack Dawkins got his start
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:55, archived)
# i can't be arsed being behind a bar
my parents do enough of that
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:00, archived)
# I know what you mean
anything that is 'fun' as a hobby, is quite different when it becomes a "job."
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:03, archived)
# job?
what is this "job"?
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:07, archived)
# "Watchmen" - 22:00, C4.
"Scary Movie 2" - 22:00, E4.
"Se7en" - 22:00, Alibi(+1).
"The Wild Bunch" - 23:00, TCM.
"The Frighteners" - 23:00, Movies 24.
"Solomon Kane" - 23:10, Sky Action/Adventure.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:38, archived)
# I'd watch Se7en
I've not seen it in many a long year
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Hmm. Now you mention it, it's been a goodly while since I last watched it..

(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:45, archived)
# seen them all
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Ah, well. I tried.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:51, archived)
# fuck it, con air is on bbc1
i like a bit of cage
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Ah good call Smash
Might watch that too
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:56, archived)
# well, it's on in 10 minutes
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Actually, sod that
Going to watch Little Shop of Horrors instead
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:17, archived)
# i do love that film
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Put the bunny back in the box.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:59, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:59, archived)
# alternatively, go straight to
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:45, archived)
# that man needs cunting squarely in the fuck
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Shaddup
was I think the answer you were looking for :)
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:30, archived)
# 'twas
Cheers!
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:39, archived)
# So you seek to genocide all fruit?
You'll make them into Tomartyrs...

(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:52, archived)
# squeeze the juice out of him!
mmmmmm, tomato juice......
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Bloody mary FTMFW.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:59, archived)
# hell, yes
are you a believer in extra tabasco?
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:01, archived)
# I can't get enough of that shit.
I keep a bottle of it by the bed for emergencies.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:05, archived)
# it is very tasty
i tend to keep a packet of dried bird's eye chillies handy, for those occasions where a bit of excess heat is called for
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:07, archived)
# it does, see?

bindun much much more betterer, shirley?
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:41, archived)
# that's a taste explosion right there
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:44, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)
# eh?
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Pursuit Pumpkin is
pursuing?
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:52, archived)
# i thought it was attack of the killer tomatoes
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:54, archived)
# more likely but less alliterative
Edit: and anyway, this is a fruit related thread and tomatoes aren't really fruit, whereas pumpkins...

oh bugger
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:00, archived)
# heheheh
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:08, archived)
# I love Fruit :D
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:57, archived)
# i think the fruit likes it, too
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:59, archived)
# hip-notic
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Punne
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Punnche
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:52, archived)
# That Unibrow, although magnificent, gives me the fear.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:59, archived)
# That's straight from the Angry Birds screenshot.
I think it suits him though.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:01, archived)
# barderline mental
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:01, archived)
# a bard full of bard puns isn't bard on the eyes
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:23, archived)
# oof!
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Bard bairn
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:30, archived)
# q&d
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:40, archived)
# BARD THE REACTOR
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:41, archived)
# *melts down*
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:15, archived)
# A Meltdowner's Nightmare
Robin Williams improvising on the keywords "Shakespeare" and "Three Mile Island" in the 70s when he was still funny (and stoned). (language advisory)
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)
# The best Shakespeare pun will probably always be this:
www.randersgallery.co.uk/images/sm%20shakespeare%20no%20holes%20bard.jpg
Apologies for smallness; it was the only copy I could find.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:34, archived)
# arf!
it's for reasons such as this that i now always keep a magnifying glass handy!
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Simon Drew is a legend
He should be an honorary b3tan.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:40, archived)
# he should be a proper one
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:41, archived)
# He's even done a star wars
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:49, archived)
# heheheheh
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:51, archived)
# just had a quick squint over at /talk
seems mr. thread deleter has been there, too. says he's glad he pissed us off.
i feel an ignore moment coming on.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:05, archived)
# haha!
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Nice

have an angry lard (eater)
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:15, archived)
# The world would be a better place if everyone ate lard.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:22, archived)
#
better fatter
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:23, archived)
#
fatter stronger
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:27, archived)
#
work is never over
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)
# yay!
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Glad someone knew what I was on about
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:45, archived)
# hahahaha
*click*
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Otters like this
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Otters obsess over optimization.
It is a lovely photo though
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:48, archived)
# TOAP

shameless
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Neck sounds great!
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:26, archived)
# SQUEE!
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] moonwalker
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:33, archived)
# jiggazbephukin
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:35, archived)
#
j w
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:41, archived)
# hahaha
truedat
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:43, archived)
# don't stop
till you get enough
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:45, archived)
# What kind of cake are you going to make?
I have been meaning to try doing a carrot cake (my fav), but I'm worried that baking might turn me into a gay.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)
# just a coffee sponge
already got the ingredients, cake is now in the oven.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:49, archived)
# ooooh I love coffee sponge
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:20, archived)
# should be ready in another ten minutes or so
just checked on it, it's risen beautifully
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Don't worry
Having a cock up your arse doesn't necessarily mean you're gay unless you push back

A spot of baking should be fine
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Steer clear of mucky lasses, we've got a war to win.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:03, archived)
# because she takes it up the shitter
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Yeh but after weeks of not bathing
you'd need an oyster knife to prize apart those shitty cheeks
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:13, archived)
# let it dry and pick it off
has the added bonus of taking any hairs with it
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Sounds like you have it down to a fine art.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:17, archived)
# no, but i take notes
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:22, archived)
# WO! The visuals, man -- be careful there
*bokes*
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:48, archived)
# marriage pfft....same fish supper for the rest of your life :)
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:09, archived)
# *dons gas mask and double bags*
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:10, archived)
# because she's just a head and he can do what he wants to her
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:24, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:16, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:19, archived)
# or are they really small?
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Or far away?
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:23, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:18, archived)
# ha ha!!
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:25, archived)
# still would
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:34, archived)
# ^This
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:00, archived)
# I love this
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:19, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:51, archived)
# The hair fits perfectly
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:57, archived)
# She may look clean
but she's staring at me - gnnnnn

(not shopped - from: www.howtobearetronaut.com/2011/04/historic-wtf-part-2/ )
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Yay... headcrabbage. :D
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:19, archived)
# I drew this for Cockweasle but the thread got deleted
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:56, archived)
# I can see my house!
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:59, archived)
# is that planet cockweasle?
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:59, archived)
# [mod] this filth must stop
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:00, archived)
# your angry birds aren't half as good as sp's
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:04, archived)
# That gives me a really really shit idea for an image
which will contain an appalling pun. It will be your fault.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:05, archived)
# *prouds*
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# that wanker
i was actually replying to someone.

first time i've actually been bothered by a thread delete.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:05, archived)
# My brother used to wait for people to yawn
then stick his finger in their open mouth. It totally spoils the yawn... for some reason, it stops it feeling finished.
So yeah, I feel your pain.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:10, archived)
# what is technically known as yawn rape
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:11, archived)
# I do this too
Also blowing into their mouth works a treat.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:14, archived)
# even better
a well timed cupcake
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:16, archived)
# 100% FLAVOUR 100% SATISFACTION
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:17, archived)
# comes in 3 flavours
egg, veg, and wet grass.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:20, archived)
# for some reason
this cupcake image made me laugh/cough so much I now need to clean my monitor

again
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:20, archived)
# i subjected my younger siblings to many cupcakes, but i never executed the feard yawn cupcake
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:23, archived)
# My uncle used to lock us in the bathroom after one of his heavy nights out on the piss.
I still have flashbacks.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:24, archived)
# ......................
fuck
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:25, archived)
# you've made me hungry now
i'm going to make a cake.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:33, archived)
# that's fucking horrific man
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:14, archived)
# This made me yawn
and as it was forced I feel strangely unfullfilled (Is that too many l's?)
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)
# likewise
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:18, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:53, archived)
# our children made funeral arrangements :(
RIP, grandma

(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:55, archived)
# grandma's not lovin' it
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Unlucky for some...
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Old one
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:23, archived)
# :)
is other stuff ok then?

(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:26, archived)
# I did think of doing it as a cocaine marketing board advert
:)
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:08, archived)
# good god
i'm sure that one was in the bible
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Yes, there was a good god in the Bible
Mostly New Testament. In the Old Testament, He's a bit cranky.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:31, archived)
# *headdesks*
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:32, archived)
# It's not a drug, it's an herb, and this is in the bible:
"He causeth the grass for the cattle, and herb for the service of man." (Psalms 104:14)

I'm an atheist myself, but I say smoke what keeps thou from wilting.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:33, archived)
# i'm an atheist
but i do believe you should Know The Enemy
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:34, archived)
#
hence thhe need for rehabilitation
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:07, archived)
# hahahha! :D
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:34, archived)
# UH OH, THREAD DELETION ALARM!
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:54, archived)
# you're still a pie-scoffer
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:58, archived)
# tis true!
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:04, archived)
# eh?
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:02, archived)
# someone deleted a thread up there ^
so i wheeled out the drama stove thing again
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:03, archived)
# I like it
he looks most alarmed, and rightly so
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:24, archived)
# Ah ok
like the stove btw
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] What do they mean, "MAY"?
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:25, archived)
# if it's night time
they may have all gone home
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:28, archived)
# the stench of cunt remains
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:34, archived)
# but i've only just had a shower!
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:35, archived)
# perhaps it is me who should be showering...
brb
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:45, archived)
# don't forget the loofah
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:06, archived)
# non-stop cunting fuckery factory
there'll always be at least one there I reckon
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:38, archived)
# May?
(, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 12:51, archived)
# spotted this on an ice-cream van
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:40, archived)
# it's lies
but slow-cooked children--different matter
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:43, archived)
# ice cream man is a paedo
what a shocker
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:46, archived)
# ice cream man
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:53, archived)
# his rape face is truly disturbing
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:54, archived)
# not all rapists telegraph their desires so explicitly
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:56, archived)
# pity
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:56, archived)
# I never noticed it before but
in contrast to his rape face, the man is quite looksome :P
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:59, archived)
# he's always reminded me of donald sutherland
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:07, archived)
# oh good greif
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:08, archived)
# it's the eyebrows
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:22, archived)
# mebbe so
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:24, archived)
# see?
they could have been separated at birth
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:25, archived)
# I yeild to your keen eye
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:30, archived)
# pfff
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:36, archived)
# meh
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:58, archived)
# When?
1973
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:08, archived)
# 8D
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Are Sainsbury's having a laugh?
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:20, archived)
# yes
have you seen their fucking prices?
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:37, archived)
# i visited an ice-cream van which clearly had the words "cold drinks" written twice on the back
but when i asked for some water he said "sorry i'm not allowed to sell drinks". bastard :(

great story i know...
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:46, archived)
# hahahaha
boy...it's the way you tell 'em
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:26, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:34, archived)
# mindless Pshopping this morning
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:25, archived)
# I decline
to click for scarier size
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:35, archived)
# not a fluffeh fan then
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:37, archived)
# can it hook onto your face
to enable easier nomming of your bits?
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:45, archived)
# the tastier bits aren't on my face ;p
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Cute, in a nasty sort of way.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:49, archived)
# just like my sister
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Can
it be milked?
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:52, archived)
# for all it's worth!
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:54, archived)
# woah!
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Nice.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:39, archived)
# i fucked it up, so you all get to see it (POSSIBLY NSFW --- CFB)
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:08, archived)
# argh my brain
woo :D
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:20, archived)
# unlike introspective girls
she's retro
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:27, archived)
# indeed :D
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Armtits.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:47, archived)
#
sigh. it gets ever harder to conform to images of what a woman is supposed to look like. :(
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:12, archived)

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