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Oo you looking at?
Original piccy by An eejit passing by.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:41,
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hahaha
Also: do they really need to have a special Broadmoor logotype, with the OO interlocked? Branding for a secure mental institiution seems a bit bizarre doesn't it?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:49,
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Tis a bit strange.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:52,
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I thought it meant this
but who knowzz
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LS18 ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:08,
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Here's their mascot.
And with that, off to bed, g'night.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:11,
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Gnight.
This is from my niece's car.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:16,
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YAY! :D faces on things
...and you know because you put it there
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:22,
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Makes me wonder if they have a tagline too.
"Broadmoor: Britain's premium choice for the criminally insane."
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:52,
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They'll be advertising next, and using this.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:58,
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makes it sound like fun
where do i sign?
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:01,
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Right here
where it says " I gladly hand over all my possesions to Lord Kronos".
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:04,
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done
where do i send this shitty stick and bag of dirty laundry?
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:06,
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Damn, foiled again!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:08,
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there be tax payers money to be had
easy pickins. cheap shares, growing market, guaranteed income. always be nutters. or whatever society perceives as such.
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:53,
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Ah, but I bet it stays with you and next time you're thinking of mental institutions, you'll think "Broadmoor".
That's how they get your business.
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:20,
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BEWARE!
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FIEND ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:18,
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nelly!
werehorse?
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:22,
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^ there horse ^
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An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:24,
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Frau Blücher!
*whinny*
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:28,
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gets a little impatient around tea time
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LS18 ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:56,
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hahahaahahahaahaa
I love it when I log into b3ta and laugh out loud immediately. This picture precipitated such a moment.
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4Q just lurking ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:00,
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thanks to link from artifus
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LS18 ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:03,
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wow
bookmarked that one
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4Q just lurking ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:10,
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hehe!
funny feet! edit: needs more inflatable sex toys. /footpumpblog
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:01,
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I see this one getting used :D
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LS18 ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:27,
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haha!
*waits*
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:30,
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phwoar
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:03,
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SCHTOMPF!!!!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:39,
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i feel sea sick
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:41,
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It's Adolf "Party Time" Hitler!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:42,
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Nevermind the feet,
why is Mick Jagger wearing a dress?
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:43,
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^ this
he's just charging up the other leg, getting ready to wigger across the stage
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:44,
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racist!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:07,
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Don't you mean baldist?
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:09,
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elephantiasistists!
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 3:13,
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ha ha!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 4:01,
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:27,
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:54,
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double 'FUCK'
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:59,
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Hahaha!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:07,
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You look outside your window
It's not ok
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:34,
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Oh my gosh!
RUN!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:36,
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am i the only one to hear sid james laughing as i look at this pic?
*yuk*yuk*yuk*
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:51,
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jeremy's ukranian cousin?
also,
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:54,
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A bit mental?
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Pandemonium in my underpants ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:19,
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woof!
mental sick
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:22,
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the focused pooch adds to the potential here
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LS18 ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:31,
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Mental? Did someone say mental? Who's mental? </paranoia>
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An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:33,
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Used to hear the siren tests every Monday from that place.
The particularly fiendish ones would escape during the tests...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:42,
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you aint seen me,
roight?
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:00,
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*points*
There he is!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:07,
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doh!
*ducks*
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:16,
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ah yes, that place
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LS18 ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:00,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:59,
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These days,
I probably would. So long as no-one found out.
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4Q just lurking ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 2:12,
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nicktiler ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:58,
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in a while, crocodile
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:04,
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See you later Aligator
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nicktiler ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:08,
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unrelated but I enjoyed doing it
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:08,
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Great, what software do you use to do this ?
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nicktiler ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:10,
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Segway 2.0 ;p
srsly, looks like straight photoshopping of layers, then animating in either pshop or any other animator
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LS18 ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:12,
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^this^
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:28,
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ha!
that was the first thing i thought when i saw the op
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:12,
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yep = we remember
:)
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:28,
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if th fall don't killya, then the croc sure will
*works on melody now*
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LS18 ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:09,
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LS18 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:21,
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just deserts?
/coat
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:24,
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spinge~!
that's spang with a thinner pan
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LS18 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:32,
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thank fuck for that
i gave up googling after: spinge : Italian : Verb : spinge third-person singular present indicative of spingere
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:34,
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It means push
Or rather, pushes
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:39,
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well, i deserve that,
at the very least. my first spinging! yay! *looks forward to a (damn) good spanging*
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:41,
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you'll reconsider if I unleash my spangbitch on ya
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LS18 ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:11,
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*stops looking forward*
*repents*
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:13,
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Starring Julian Sands?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:29,
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ass-hands
he is touching me all the time again
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:30,
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fill your sands you son of a bitch!
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:37,
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it's not time to leave
and I'm not ready for a shootout just yet
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LS18 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:49,
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this egg's taking ages
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:50,
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it's a dune deal
*runs*
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:55,
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*runs without rhythm*
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:59,
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unhappy feet?
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:06,
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nah - just white
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:09,
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?
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:24,
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LS18 ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:07,
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*needs more albran*
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:09,
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:(
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herman:D ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:04,
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is that UK?
somehow I thought it was bigger than that
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LS18 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:08,
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yeah, they always exaggerate it's size on maps
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:09,
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maybe it's cuz Scotland and Ireland seem to be missing from the pic
(photoshoppers!!!)
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LS18 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:10,
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an area the size of wales
every 24 hours. pesky photoshoppers.
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:12,
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I vacationed on Mann in the wintertime
it was a bit cramped
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LS18 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:15,
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needs more polar bear
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:25,
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^This
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herman:D ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:01,
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ha!
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:02,
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now that would have been mo funner :)
I'll have to ponder a bit on how you did the moving waves. I like that
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LS18 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:12,
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or simply ask...
oi! you! how'd you do the moving waves? ta.
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:19,
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I'm not that kind of girl
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LS18 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:22,
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you big tease, you
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:23,
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why do they always choose civilians and innocents?
some politicians/warmongers would have been far preferable
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:14,
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Good call.
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Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do. ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:05,
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that's not a decent island!
where's the secret volcano lair? fuck it, time for telly, food and bed. g'night all!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:23,
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have a test of grass and light wot I done
Detail:
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thiswasmyclone ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:48,
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what was this done on?
it's lovely :)
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FIEND ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:49,
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^This
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herman:D ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:51,
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cheers. :)
It's straight out of 3dmax (vray)
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thiswasmyclone ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:51,
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this makes me want to lick that grass
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:55,
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Ghost grass! It can pass right through solid objects!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:55,
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unfortuantely, there is that
:(
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thiswasmyclone ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:55,
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that block of cheese is making me hungry
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:58,
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^this
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:59,
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THE BUTTER HAS LANDED
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:01,
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^this
&Woo
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:25,
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you just can't trust those fruity pricks
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:46,
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What if he attacks you with a pointed stick?
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:52,
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alan? the biggest fruit of them all?
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:53,
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i'll hit him with the warning sign
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:54,
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M SO FUCKING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:25,
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there ,there-we'll have none of that
boredom is just for people who . . .er,,um yyaaAAWWWwnnn, hm?
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LS18 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:32,
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I know I'm a nerd
but I've got hold of the bulk of Horizon from 1980 to 2008, and there's enough there to keep me from boredom for a long time. Days, at least.
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boris the spider ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:36,
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if i had money right now
i'd be in the pub
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:37,
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otta open a pub of yer own
or maybe that's not easy in yer land across the sea
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LS18 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:46,
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it's not easy
when you have absolutely no cash, no experience, no collateral and no inclination
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:47,
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that's how Jack Dawkins got his start
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LS18 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:55,
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i can't be arsed being behind a bar
my parents do enough of that
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:00,
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I know what you mean
anything that is 'fun' as a hobby, is quite different when it becomes a "job."
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LS18 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:03,
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job?
what is this "job"?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:07,
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"Watchmen" - 22:00, C4.
"Scary Movie 2" - 22:00, E4. "Se7en" - 22:00, Alibi(+1). "The Wild Bunch" - 23:00, TCM. "The Frighteners" - 23:00, Movies 24. "Solomon Kane" - 23:10, Sky Action/Adventure.
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Captain Howdy ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:38,
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I'd watch Se7en
I've not seen it in many a long year
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boris the spider ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:39,
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Hmm. Now you mention it, it's been a goodly while since I last watched it..
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Captain Howdy ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:45,
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seen them all
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:44,
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Ah, well. I tried.
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Captain Howdy ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:51,
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fuck it, con air is on bbc1
i like a bit of cage
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:53,
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Ah good call Smash
Might watch that too
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:56,
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well, it's on in 10 minutes
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:01,
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Actually, sod that
Going to watch Little Shop of Horrors instead
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:17,
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i do love that film
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:21,
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Put the bunny back in the box.
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Captain Howdy ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:59,
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:D
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:59,
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alternatively, go straight to
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:45,
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that man needs cunting squarely in the fuck
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:54,
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Shaddup
was I think the answer you were looking for :)
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:30,
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'twas
Cheers!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 0:39,
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So you seek to genocide all fruit?
You'll make them into Tomartyrs...
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:52,
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squeeze the juice out of him!
mmmmmm, tomato juice......
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:55,
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Bloody mary FTMFW.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:59,
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hell, yes
are you a believer in extra tabasco?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:01,
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I can't get enough of that shit.
I keep a bottle of it by the bed for emergencies.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:05,
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it is very tasty
i tend to keep a packet of dried bird's eye chillies handy, for those occasions where a bit of excess heat is called for
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:07,
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it does, see?
bindun much much more betterer, shirley?
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Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:41,
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that's a taste explosion right there
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:44,
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:43,
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eh?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:45,
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Pursuit Pumpkin is
pursuing?
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Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:52,
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i thought it was attack of the killer tomatoes
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:54,
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more likely but less alliterative
Edit: and anyway, this is a fruit related thread and tomatoes aren't really fruit, whereas pumpkins...oh bugger
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Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:00,
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heheheh
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:08,
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I love Fruit :D
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herman:D ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:57,
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i think the fruit likes it, too
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:59,
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hip-notic
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:10,
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Punne
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:51,
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Punnche
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Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight " ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:52,
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Haha
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:52,
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That Unibrow, although magnificent, gives me the fear.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:59,
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That's straight from the Angry Birds screenshot.
I think it suits him though.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:01,
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barderline mental
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:01,
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a bard full of bard puns isn't bard on the eyes
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:23,
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oof!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:27,
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Bard bairn
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:30,
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q&d
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:40,
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BARD THE REACTOR
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:41,
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*melts down*
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:15,
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A Meltdowner's Nightmare
Robin Williams improvising on the keywords "Shakespeare" and "Three Mile Island" in the 70s when he was still funny (and stoned). (language advisory)
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:43,
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The best Shakespeare pun will probably always be this:
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:34,
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arf!
it's for reasons such as this that i now always keep a magnifying glass handy!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:36,
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Simon Drew is a legend
He should be an honorary b3tan.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:40,
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he should be a proper one
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:41,
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He's even done a star wars
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:49,
archived )
heheheheh
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:51,
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just had a quick squint over at /talk
seems mr. thread deleter has been there, too. says he's glad he pissed us off. i feel an ignore moment coming on.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:05,
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haha!
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:04,
archived )
Nice
have an angry lard (eater)
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Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:15,
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The world would be a better place if everyone ate lard.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:22,
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better fatter
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:23,
archived )
fatter stronger
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:27,
archived )
work is never over
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Good Penny ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:40,
archived )
yay!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:59,
archived )
Glad someone knew what I was on about
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:45,
archived )
hahahaha
*click*
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FIEND ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:19,
archived )
HAHAHAHA
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:38,
archived )
Otters like this
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ivystopia Last seen on ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:46,
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Otters obsess over optimization.
It is a lovely photo though
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:48,
archived )
TOAP
shameless
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Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:01,
archived )
Neck sounds great!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:26,
archived )
SQUEE!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:12,
archived )
Hahahaha!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:19,
archived )
:D
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herman:D ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:58,
archived )
moonwalker
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GunProof Grandad Killed your favourite uncle on ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:33,
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jiggazbephukin
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:35,
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j w
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:41,
archived )
hahaha
truedat
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:43,
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don't stop
till you get enough
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:45,
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What kind of cake are you going to make?
I have been meaning to try doing a carrot cake (my fav), but I'm worried that baking might turn me into a gay.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:48,
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just a coffee sponge
already got the ingredients, cake is now in the oven.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:49,
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ooooh I love coffee sponge
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:20,
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should be ready in another ten minutes or so
just checked on it, it's risen beautifully
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:22,
archived )
Don't worry
Having a cock up your arse doesn't necessarily mean you're gay unless you push back A spot of baking should be fine
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:19,
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Steer clear of mucky lasses, we've got a war to win.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:03,
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because she takes it up the shitter
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:08,
archived )
Yeh but after weeks of not bathing
you'd need an oyster knife to prize apart those shitty cheeks
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:13,
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let it dry and pick it off
has the added bonus of taking any hairs with it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:15,
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Sounds like you have it down to a fine art.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:17,
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no, but i take notes
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:22,
archived )
WO! The visuals, man -- be careful there
*bokes*
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:48,
archived )
marriage pfft....same fish supper for the rest of your life :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:09,
archived )
*dons gas mask and double bags*
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:10,
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because she's just a head and he can do what he wants to her
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:24,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:16,
archived )
hahahahahaha
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FIEND ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:19,
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or are they really small?
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:20,
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Or far away?
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Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:29,
archived )
Hahaha.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:23,
archived )
haha
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rogan ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:18,
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ha ha!!
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:25,
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still would
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:34,
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^This
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herman:D ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:00,
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I love this
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:19,
archived )
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:51,
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The hair fits perfectly
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:57,
archived )
She may look clean
but she's staring at me - gnnnnn (not shopped - from: www.howtobearetronaut.com/2011/04/historic-wtf-part-2/ )
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HumanDescent Curry curry curry ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:00,
archived )
Yay... headcrabbage. :D
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Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do. ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 1:19,
archived )
I drew this for Cockweasle but the thread got deleted
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:56,
archived )
I can see my house!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:59,
archived )
is that planet cockweasle?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:59,
archived )
[mod] this filth must stop
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LS18 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:00,
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your angry birds aren't half as good as sp's
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:04,
archived )
That gives me a really really shit idea for an image
which will contain an appalling pun. It will be your fault.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:05,
archived )
*prouds*
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:08,
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that wanker
i was actually replying to someone. first time i've actually been bothered by a thread delete.
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:05,
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My brother used to wait for people to yawn
then stick his finger in their open mouth. It totally spoils the yawn... for some reason, it stops it feeling finished. So yeah, I feel your pain.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:10,
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what is technically known as yawn rape
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:11,
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I do this too
Also blowing into their mouth works a treat.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:14,
archived )
even better
a well timed cupcake
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:16,
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100% FLAVOUR 100% SATISFACTION
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:17,
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comes in 3 flavours
egg, veg, and wet grass.
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:20,
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for some reason
this cupcake image made me laugh/cough so much I now need to clean my monitor again
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Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:20,
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i subjected my younger siblings to many cupcakes, but i never executed the feard yawn cupcake
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:23,
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My uncle used to lock us in the bathroom after one of his heavy nights out on the piss.
I still have flashbacks.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:24,
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......................
fuck
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:25,
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you've made me hungry now
i'm going to make a cake.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:33,
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that's fucking horrific man
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:14,
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This made me yawn
and as it was forced I feel strangely unfullfilled (Is that too many l's?)
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Wagane ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:48,
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likewise
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Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:18,
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:D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:53,
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our children made funeral arrangements :(
RIP, grandma
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LS18 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:55,
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grandma's not lovin' it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:59,
archived )
Unlucky for some...
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:07,
archived )
Old one
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:23,
archived )
:)
is other stuff ok then?
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LS18 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:26,
archived )
I did think of doing it as a cocaine marketing board advert
:)
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:08,
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good god
i'm sure that one was in the bible
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:26,
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Yes, there was a good god in the Bible
Mostly New Testament. In the Old Testament, He's a bit cranky.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:31,
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*headdesks*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:32,
archived )
It's not a drug, it's an herb, and this is in the bible:
"He causeth the grass for the cattle, and herb for the service of man." (Psalms 104:14) I'm an atheist myself, but I say smoke what keeps thou from wilting.
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Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample! ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:33,
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i'm an atheist
but i do believe you should Know The Enemy
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:34,
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hence thhe need for rehabilitation
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:07,
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hahahha! :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:34,
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UH OH, THREAD DELETION ALARM!
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:54,
archived )
you're still a pie-scoffer
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:58,
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tis true!
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:04,
archived )
eh?
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:02,
archived )
someone deleted a thread up there ^
so i wheeled out the drama stove thing again
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:03,
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I like it
he looks most alarmed, and rightly so
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Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:24,
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Ah ok
like the stove btw
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:06,
archived )
What do they mean, "MAY"?
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:25,
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if it's night time
they may have all gone home
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:28,
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the stench of cunt remains
(
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:34,
archived )
but i've only just had a shower!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:35,
archived )
perhaps it is me who should be showering...
brb
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:45,
archived )
don't forget the loofah
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:06,
archived )
non-stop cunting fuckery factory
there'll always be at least one there I reckon
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Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:38,
archived )
May?
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unclepills ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 12:51,
archived )
spotted this on an ice-cream van
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Herbert Wing ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:40,
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it's lies
but slow-cooked children--different matter
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LS18 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:43,
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ice cream man is a paedo
what a shocker
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:46,
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ice cream man
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LS18 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:53,
archived )
his rape face is truly disturbing
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:54,
archived )
not all rapists telegraph their desires so explicitly
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LS18 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:56,
archived )
pity
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:56,
archived )
I never noticed it before but
in contrast to his rape face, the man is quite looksome :P
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LS18 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:59,
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he's always reminded me of donald sutherland
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:07,
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oh good greif
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LS18 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:08,
archived )
it's the eyebrows
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:22,
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mebbe so
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LS18 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:24,
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see?
they could have been separated at birth
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:25,
archived )
I yeild to your keen eye
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LS18 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:30,
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pfff
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:36,
archived )
meh
(
Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:58,
archived )
When?
1973
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:08,
archived )
8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:38,
archived )
Are Sainsbury's having a laugh?
(
Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:20,
archived )
yes
have you seen their fucking prices?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:37,
archived )
i visited an ice-cream van which clearly had the words "cold drinks" written twice on the back
but when i asked for some water he said "sorry i'm not allowed to sell drinks". bastard :( great story i know...
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:46,
archived )
hahahaha
boy...it's the way you tell 'em
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:26,
archived )
:D
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:34,
archived )
mindless Pshopping this morning
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LS18 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:25,
archived )
I decline
to click for scarier size
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AgeingGeek Father of Two ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:35,
archived )
not a fluffeh fan then
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LS18 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:37,
archived )
can it hook onto your face
to enable easier nomming of your bits?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:45,
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the tastier bits aren't on my face ;p
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LS18 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:49,
archived )
Cute, in a nasty sort of way.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:49,
archived )
just like my sister
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LS18 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:50,
archived )
Can
it be milked?
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robotic Loves you all, except for... ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:52,
archived )
for all it's worth!
(
LS18 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:54,
archived )
woah!
(
Elvis impersonator ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:00,
archived )
Nice.
(
Captain Howdy ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:39,
archived )
i fucked it up, so you all get to see it (POSSIBLY NSFW --- CFB)
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:08,
archived )
argh my brain
woo :D
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FIEND ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:20,
archived )
unlike introspective girls
she's retro
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LS18 ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:27,
archived )
indeed :D
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:29,
archived )
Armtits.
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Captain Howdy ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:47,
archived )
sigh. it gets ever harder to conform to images of what a woman is supposed to look like. :(
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Good Penny ,
Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:12,
archived )
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