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[challenge entry] Mowgli didn't enjoy the day job...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:19, archived)
# MOWGLI WITH TITS
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:23, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:28, archived)
# SUCH A PITY BALLOO IS THE QUALITY CONTROL MANAGER
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:39, archived)
# nice :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Love the shark from Finding Nemo in the background, haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:21, archived)
# They can sense the smell of blood
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:24, archived)
# It's weird, I put it in for no good reason at all but it almost seems to make sense now.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:25, archived)
# They can smell blood
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:25, archived)
# BLOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Oh go on then
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:28, archived)
# i dont get this 'meme'
but i like it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:33, archived)
# ^ this
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:17, archived)
# Biggest PFFFT of the day
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Ahahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry] q&d


Click for bigger (145 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! callmedonny doesn't want to go down to the woods today, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:18, archived)
# made me cry
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I am a pretty princess and I am so pretty
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:14, archived)
# I CAN DANCE TO THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:16, archived)
# LOOKING A BIT CHUNKY THERE, MAYBE YOU SHOULD THROW UP SOME MORE OR NO-ONE WILL LIKE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:17, archived)
# DISNEY SICK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:17, archived)
# HI, I'M KERMIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:17, archived)
# damn I forgot about the AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:21, archived)
# well this one is more about eating disorders, I think I got carried away
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:22, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:12, archived)
# > FUCK KERMIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's get the most obvious one out of the way
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] ... and some dark Mickey
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:10, archived)
# Eldritch
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:12, archived)
# HEY KIDS, SHUT YOUR EYES REAL TIGHT AND HOLD STILL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:15, archived)
# DREAMS CAN COME TRUE
ALSO: NIGHTMARES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:17, archived)
# German expressionist Mickey is expressionist
and clearly german.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:26, archived)
# This is him during his troubled Berlin years.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Huzzah for dark stuff.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 0:24, archived)
# Fookin' amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:56, archived)
# Eek
Make it go away
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:28, archived)
# David Lynch
I presume.
(somethinginane, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 7:55, archived)
# Is it...
the freaky monkey/mickey mouse thing from Laurel & Hardy's 'Babes in Toyland/March of the Wooden Soldiers'?

That thing gave me nightmares as a child. *shudders*

(tinpixel, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:42, archived)
# *throws shoe*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:14, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:04, archived)
# ;)
(Testicles just for you, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Please tell me this is true?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:06, archived)
# We couldn't possibly be this lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:08, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - THE DARK SIDE OF DISNEY


Disney is a wonderful, family-oriented company. But imagine if their characters were real, and had real-world problems. This week's challenge is to portray their miserable lives. Challenge suggested by fluffybunnykiller.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] OMG FIRST!!!!!!!!!!111
did this a few hours ago.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Poo-to
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Hooray!
I have several ideas for this. Just hope i can get in before the dreaded Mustafa Bindun strikes
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:54, archived)
# that's why I did mine earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Anyone want to start the pool on how fast this compo is "Virgin"ed by Disney?
I'll put $5 on Friday lunch (GMT).
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:00, archived)
# ???? what do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:02, archived)
# The compo being taken down by disney
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:28, archived)
# I'd say there's a chance, purely because the company is like that
But I reckon it's unlikely they'd get wind of it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Awaits image of
Mickey pissing on Rob :)
(Parsnippp looks good, tastes good and by golly does you good, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:07, archived)
# wahey...Mickey's enjoying it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmm, think I'll come up with a better one, but for now...

(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:08, archived)
# Nicely :) I have a few ideas down on paper, I'll get right to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:08, archived)
# Bargain Reading Festival ticket!
(jesseventura, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:11, archived)
# A bargain at "arf!" the price
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Run spot run, see spot run
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:21, archived)
# ** Warning **
contains cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:26, archived)
# !!!

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Yay... excellent.... I can't afford their catalogues any more though....
www.thisisnottingham.co.uk/Warning-laptop-street-scam/story-13179866-detail/story.html
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:14, archived)
# nor me........shame for the guy......what a bummer!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:18, archived)
# It's the 50 odd comments that got me...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:21, archived)
# There's a comment of Bill Bailey's on an old Buzzcocks episode
where he refers to the Argos catalogue as "The Book Of Dreams".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:48, archived)
# hahaha...they do make you drool though
and the "pay nothing now but pay four fuckin'times as much later" is really convenient.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Outstanding!
But all your stuff is outstanding, so I suppose this is mediocre relatively speaking.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:14, archived)
# ^This :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry] gather round children . . .
(seaofnames, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:31, archived)
# but the new comp isnt live yet!
See what i mean about wanting the new comp to be active ASAP?

(nicely done though)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:36, archived)
# The old compo is vaguely compatible with the new one though
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:45, archived)
# It'd be funny if everone reposted all their images from last week all at the same time....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:52, archived)
# And then deleted them again!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Haha.. so they can repost them again later ..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:58, archived)
# How does everyone already know what the compo is going to be?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Everyone is in secret b3ta society and tells each other.... it has secret hand shakes and stuff...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Decisions are made in a smoke-filled cunt shed
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:02, archived)
# That's why they have not invited me then....
They've read my sig and are being considerate.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Are we still doing owls?
I found this little fella while in Scotlandshire last week.


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Haha.. he's so punk.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:00, archived)
# I think I have that photo as my avatar
on other, more bandwidth intensive message boards...
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:04, archived)
# There are other boards?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Is that where planking comes from?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:17, archived)
# This could also be America fuck year...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Compo spoilers indeed!
Same on all boards
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:18, archived)
# That looks like it took some effort...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Naw, sprite larks are more tedious than difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] jerkwing duck
(rogermexico Ah, c'est moi! Je m'ai fait peur!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Why did you delete the other one?
And you have still dropped this 'W'
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)
#
it had a colour issue. the penis was slightly not magenta.
(rogermexico Ah, c'est moi! Je m'ai fait peur!, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:39, archived)
# I have the same problem
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:53, archived)
# funny faced flat fish flaps fins

flap flap flap
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:04, archived)
# "I iz da happy ghostie wooooooo!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:05, archived)
# yay! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Haha.. Fishy flaps FTW...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:10, archived)
# he's happy because he's remembering steve irwin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:17, archived)
# minor t.j:
this peanut butter cheesecake is fucking delicious! totally made the right decision there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:18, archived)
# But what about the normal half that is now crap by coparison?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)
# that's still delicious, albeit lacking in peanut butter
it's extremely rich, so it'll take me till i leave to eat it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Mix it all up in a bowl with ice cream and jam and more peanut butter...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)
# oh god, no
my teeth are hurting just thinking of that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:31, archived)
# If you were a real man, you'd just pull them out and get stuck in and eat the lot...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:34, archived)
# but i'm not a man!
and some of them are gold :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)
# We buy your gold dot com...
They send you free post paid envolope....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:40, archived)
# sod that, i need my teeth!
i think i also need rest, so i'm off.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Night ...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Excellent news
we should move on to the next step of bacon cheese cake
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:32, archived)
# someone else will have to tackle that one
although that man vs. food bloke did have a maple bacon doughnut that he seemed to enjoy, the greedy bloater
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:34, archived)
# I got four packs of cheep bacon at the shop a litle while ago...
Ruduced to 70p each...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:36, archived)
# cheap bacon is even better than normal bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:41, archived)
# ^ true
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:03, archived)
# I still thing individual one made on top of digestive biscuits is easiest...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Well I think that's a no-brainer really
digestive biscuit, cream cheese and bacon has to be win - but cheesecake mixture with bacon that I think could just well be genius
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:42, archived)
# The addition of a little finely chopped onion... maybe some chopped cress and or rocket as well
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:46, archived)
# RAH!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:50, archived)
# NICE FLAPS
 
for happy internets
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Rainbow.. out of the window a few minutes ago...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:28, archived)
# That's no rainbow...
That's an orbital defence platform in action!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:29, archived)
# project pride beam ;)
Project Blue Beam *warning may contain tin foil hat
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Oh, crikey.
This is a wonderfully sardonic account of that particular theory.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:41, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!


CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Ooooh! I'd not twigged it was my candleday!
*celebrates*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:53, archived)
# fuck, you're on fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Happy Candles are Happy!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Thank you!
I thought I was going to miss it; it's pure serendipity that I'm here today.

Four years, eh? Where'd it all go?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Investigate Rob I think he has a device that transfers your life to his
to give him immortality he's already nearly stolen 8 years of my life
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:58, archived)
# had to stop reading
at the point where it said his head was thoroughly full of squirrels and confetti, so i could wipe the tears of laughter away.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:49, archived)
# ^I was similarly influenced^
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:54, archived)
# i shall use it as an insult whenever i can
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:55, archived)
# hahaha, the "absence of Dawkins" bit made me laugh out loud
also: CANDLE!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)
# An absence of Dawkins
is not proof that he doesn't exist merely that he may not exist.

The probability of a Dawkins cannot be denied and yet probability alone is not enough to prove he exists.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)
# gay
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Oh Zippy...
Cab I play with your twanger?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:41, archived)
# WOOOOoooooooooooooooooooor..!!!!!! stunning...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Now go and find the pot of gold
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:00, archived)
# i likes that


DOOM RAINBOW!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:02, archived)
# I blame Bungle
Paint the whole world with a c h e m t r a i l !!!!!

(Drew Badly Fiction section, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 22:11, archived)
# lowest dental-budget film ever produced
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:26, archived)
# I knew you'd do it....!
I love you Shane.. at least apple pie is soft...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:50, archived)
# I heard you're a low down, lying yankee!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:02, archived)
# wut?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:04, archived)
# She heard you were a low down stinking yankee.....
Wut ya gona do bout it soadypop..?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:08, archived)
# what can you do with a cunt that hits and runs? :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:10, archived)
# They are both lines out of Shane... have you not seen it?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:18, archived)
# so is
what can you do with a cunt that hits and runs

haven't you seen it? :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Hahaha..... I always knew the apple pie reference was a euphemism...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:24, archived)
# yes
hair pie was rejected as too suggestive
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)
# posting this early, will repost it when the compo starts

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:26, archived)
# nicely done, and definately following the rules of the compo-to-be (unlike many 'shop anything disney related' entries methinks)
but compo reposting is usually frowned upon. Thats why i hope this compo starts tonight, rather than the ruddy weekend or something!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Can I put this here 'please'
Sorry RedHouse, no stripy top but she does have a colour changing arse and stripy legz...



De-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Wahey!
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:14, archived)
# she looks rather like colombia from the rocky horror show
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:16, archived)
# ^ that's just given me a soft on...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:18, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:21, archived)
# I've done her ¬

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:24, archived)
# ooo, so you have!
now, please do david bowie as the goblin king from labyrinth, preferably in the blue jacket
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:27, archived)
# I had a chance to but
she never showed up
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:28, archived)
# yay... nice and soft feel..... Invisabottom FTW...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Invisibum!
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Hahaha.. even better....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:02, archived)
# but what wins?
Invisibum or Stripy t-shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Well I like Invisabum.. but I like Stripy-t-shirts well.....
But which one's best...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 21:16, archived)
# I blame Steve Wright
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:32, archived)
# ain't no way to hide those lionize !!
CLIX! :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:34, archived)
# that's a different band
lionizemusic.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:45, archived)
# OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:38, archived)
# is the correct response!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:39, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:33, archived)
# fucker!
now i'm going to have the eagles in my head all night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Mirrors on the ceiling
pink champagne on ice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:43, archived)
# take it easy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:44, archived)
# I'm desperado
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:46, archived)
# why don't you come to your senses?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:48, archived)
# I'm the new kid in town
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:49, archived)
# is that town winslow, arizona?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:49, archived)
# No, the Long road out of Eden
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:51, archived)
# ok, i give up now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:54, archived)
# It's The Last Resort
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:55, archived)
# witchy woman
/is shit at puns blog
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:49, archived)
# You are not alone
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:50, archived)
# that's what my ex used to call me
but he did also quote pink floyd at me when we had a row, saying "one of these days, i'm gonna cut you into little pieces!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:50, archived)
# what a charmer!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:52, archived)
# indeed he was
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:53, archived)
# gadzooks man that's terrible!
but also good :)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:50, archived)
# the best ones are!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Fuck you, you muddy puddle jumping bitch.
you muddy puddle jumping bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:05, archived)
# tasty piggy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:17, archived)
# I suppose you want bacons now instead of cheese cake....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:19, archived)
# no, bacons hurt :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:21, archived)
# That's not fare.....
When's the big set off on the coach then...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:25, archived)
# getting the cab from here at 5.10 friday morning
should get on the ferry by lunchtime, be near paris by 9, stop off in montpelier about 10, at the hotel by 9 saturday morning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:27, archived)
# yay..... making you sound like James Bond...!! with you jetset life style!
Hope you gat a mice pearson to sit next to ....
Well I'm not going to correct my typos here as they just made me laugh...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:33, archived)
# arf!
i got a late booking quite easily, which means that if the coach isn't full, i'll get 2 seats!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Yay... streeeeeeeeeeeeeetch out..!!
Your talk of France was making me type like the policeman out of ello ello talks..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:46, archived)
# as i was saying down there
peanut butter in the cheesecake, yes or no?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:53, archived)
# I think it will make it a little bit too gluey....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:55, archived)
# probably
i'll try half and half. that way, if it doesn't work out, i'll only fuck up half the cheesecake and it'll stop me eating the whole thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Might just work if you have a few whole peanuts to stick in the mix for a bit of crunch...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:02, archived)
# i've just whisked the filling with a balloon whisk
before thinking to myself "hang on, i'm sure i've got an electric whisk somewhere".
i haven't. i've got 2 of the fuckers, one was still in the box. on the plus side, i now have bubble wrap to play with :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:15, archived)
# I thought you said you'd never had a job?
So how come you're going on holiday and I'm not :(
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:41, archived)
# by scrimping and saving for over 2 years
and saving birthday and christmas money
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Now this has me wondering about bacon flavoured cheesecake.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:26, archived)
# Maybe a savory version would work.... also with parma ham chives and smoked salmon...
not all in one though...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:29, archived)
# It could just work
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Just put cream cheese and bacon on a digestive biscuit to find out... ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:39, archived)
# good moaning!
i'm just wondering if a layer of chunky peanut butter on top of the biscuity base will ruin my cheesecake or turn it into a thing of beauty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:48, archived)
# hahaha!
meant this as a reply to you up there!^
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:49, archived)
# Hahaha.....
You could try putting a little bit of peanut butter and cream cheese on a digestive biscuit to find out...!! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Spread peanut butter on one half that way it won't be entirely wasted
if you're wrong but will be entirely devoured if you are correct - please report back findings
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:10, archived)
# i intend to
it's now in the fridge :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:13, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Just put cream cheese and bacon on a digestive biscuit to find out...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:35, archived)
# digestive biscuit under the grill for a minute
then spread with butter and black cherry jam
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:41, archived)
# I'd be surprised if that came out tasting like bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:44, archived)
# it won't
but it's very tasty nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:45, archived)
# quiche lorraine?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:36, archived)
# I was going to say this..... but her name isn't Lorraine though....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:38, archived)
# That's more an eggy flan
not the same consistency - we know eggs and bacon and cheese go together but will cheesecake and bacon blend?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Speaking as a holier-than-thou, smug vegetarian git,
I don't really care.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Just put cream cheese and bacon on a digestive biscuit to find out...;-)
Well people like cream cheese and bacon sandwiches so it should as long as you use the correct cream cheese ..
I think it's worth putting cream cheese and bacon on a digestive biscuit to find out...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:44, archived)
# tbh I don't really know what makes a cheesecake
I don't think it has anything to do with cream cheese
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:46, archived)
# I though it was digestive biscuite base...
Covered with mascarpone cheese and whatever flavour mixed through the cheese... I maybe wrong but am pretty sure
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Seems you are right
www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/2869/new-york-cheesecake

Philadelphia soft cheese with golden caster sugar, plain flour, vanilla extract, soured cream, eggs and lemon juice

bacon may just work
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:55, archived)
# I was just googling myself...!!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mascarpone

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:57, archived)
# What about putting cream cheese and bacon on a digestive biscuit?
I reckon that could work. Why has no-one thought of this before?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:47, archived)
# I think you should be our guiniepig and do it....
You can then let us know what it's like....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:59, archived)
# Unfortunately that's a no-go
www.b3ta.com/board/10517446
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:08, archived)
# Haha.. I noticed that after I replied...!
They'll have to have it with parma ham or smoked salmon if they can't eat bacon..!! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:12, archived)
# *holds out for daddy pig scratchings*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:26, archived)
# mmmm
yummy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:39, archived)

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