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[challenge entry] That magic hair doesnt just grow on her scalp y'know...

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Hahaha. Took a sec.
eeeeeeeeeeew
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:28, archived)
# :D
I hope she kept some of her healing powers downstairs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:29, archived)
# My shrivelled, wrinkly cock will become youthful again!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Wow. I don't think I've ever seen a pic of a woman wielding her bush like it's a just-gone-limp cock immediately after a furious bout of wanking. You've captured the facial expression perfectly.
So credit where it's due, taters.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Its magic hair, so it probably gives her orgasms
or something
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:33, archived)
#
*ushers taters to one side and has a quick chat about the birds and the bees, and about alarmingly profuse pubic hair*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Guessing you don't want to be after her in the shower...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:32, archived)
# *tries not to imagine the soap*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:34, archived)
# *desperately wishes to unsee*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:35, archived)
# I'd just go in at the same time as her
phwoar, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a related pea from the 'unlikely couples' compo

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Yiff yiff
grr grr
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:35, archived)
# And a non-compo'd pearoast from last night, as most people were probably tucked up in bed
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:36, archived)
# I think some form of professional help should be sought at this point...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:38, archived)
# for me, or her?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Now you know where dental floss comes from
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:30, archived)
# hahahaha
oh my god!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] OK. A proper compo entry.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Fucking stupid!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:28, archived)
# *facepalms*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:30, archived)
# *still doesn't know what that term means*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:34, archived)
# *googles Picard*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:02, archived)
# It's when your palm comes into contact with your face when you realise you or someone else has done something exceedingly stupid:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:18, archived)
# What on earth are you doing here at this time of day?
*writes to MP*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:10, archived)
# he has a terrifying face
like an old man who has had plastic surgery
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Hehehe
God b3ta seem to have died on it's arse.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry] :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Hehehe
Just ยฃ3 per month:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Hehe!
Mornin' sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Good moaning.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:55, archived)
# *group hugs*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:58, archived)
# *grope hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:03, archived)
# ..to stay in a hotel in Blackpool?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:55, archived)
# I'm not going to stay at the bloody Hilton!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:55, archived)
# *violins, slow motion black and white footage*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:34, archived)
# give him a carrot
he'll be ok
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:55, archived)
# But what about the donkey?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Haha, aww... Nice :)
'ning everybody!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Morning Prof!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:14, archived)
# You!
*manhandles in a sexeh way*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha
And his anal gland is irritating him!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Tale as old as time...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
Sorry it's a TOAP and you made me think of it so I'll pop it in this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:54, archived)
# So is it a "Before and After,"
or an "After and Before" ?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:55, archived)
# During:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:56, archived)
# haha, Christ
*shuts down Photoshop just in case NSFW inspiration inconveniently strikes*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:01, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:00, archived)
# hehehe
nicely done, Dr Trampley.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:28, archived)
# That Steve Jobs resignation letter in full...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:35, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:37, archived)
# I think I heard this joke about 4 times between turning on the radio and getting into the office this morning!
Nicely executed though :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:37, archived)
# It's been in my profile since 2008
just been waiting... Waiting... Waiting...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:38, archived)
#
You need to come on board with this...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Does this mean
I can have Fucking flash on my Ipad now?

Too soon?
(username failed moderation, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:03, archived)
# But why would you want it on your iPad?
*confused of London*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Because half the websites
in the word don't work properly without it.

I'm not a fan of flash, but it's still a pain in the arse not being able to see it.

(username failed moderation, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:25, archived)
# I think everyone is waiting on the BBC to dump it,
as soon as they do, it'll snowball from there.

/unsolicited opinion
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:31, archived)
# that would also work for me
I don't mind - the web dumps flash, or apple support it.

Easiest way would be for Apple to support it, but according to Steve, it's a bit horrid, and might not be secure, so fuck everybody who buys an Ipad.

rant over . . .
(username failed moderation, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 15:07, archived)
# STEVE NO JOBS LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Well that was worth doing
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:26, archived)
# I feel this should have more recognition
Groovy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:12, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Cheers guys
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Very groovy indeed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:05, archived)
[challenge entry] And then he just... snapped. It took 20 cops to take him down.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:13, archived)
# hahaha!
compo it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:17, archived)
# Whoops
Done!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:21, archived)
# hahaha
excellent expressions!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:30, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha, nice. And while the slot is available for Disney reposts...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:42, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:53, archived)
# woo(d)
Do I smell a filthy thread deleter?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:00, archived)
# She's still a looker
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:04, archived)
[challenge entry] and Mary?

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:07, archived)
# She'd need to sweeten the deal....
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:09, archived)
# Time to take your "medicine"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:17, archived)
# spoonful of sugar?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:17, archived)
# helps waspy go down...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:28, archived)
[challenge entry] P...
again, sorry for the pea, subject matter,couldn't resist. I'll have a thinky about a new image.



Kersal MASSIVE version here

My Blogo
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:00, archived)
# Deleting it is worse!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:01, archived)
# Ha ha!
Like the US in Vietnam, I just can't win...retreats.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:03, archived)
# there's nowt wrong with reposting, just do it as a reply
otherwise people who'd spent ages on something new get their work immediately overshadowed by an old joke.
Plus it doesn't help on speedy new image challenge thursdays

Why do discussions of how to get the most lulliness sound like evil rule enforcing?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:13, archived)
# Because they make everything sound like no fun at all.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:14, archived)
# I guess it depends on whether you get your fun from pissing off other people or not :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:28, archived)
# You have to be cruel to be kind
Every. Single. Time.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:18, archived)
# *spanks*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Score!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:04, archived)
# "Why do discussions of how to get the most lulliness sound like evil rule enforcing?"
Because in my head it sounds like your saying it in a Darth Vader voice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:26, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:28, archived)
# If I had a time machine
I'd go back in time and go see King Arthur on Ice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:20, archived)
# manslut.
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:30, archived)
# brill
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:02, archived)
# this is the funniest thing I've seen on here
in over a year :D
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 2:18, archived)
#
brilliant!
(hreqz, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Good Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 7:52, archived)
# For the first time ever, i am actually up, and on b3ta before you posted your daily one of these
That reminds me - gotta book my ticket to see Fela! this saturday
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 7:57, archived)
# pea4flea

Keep em ...coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha
&
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:13, archived)
# In the pic on the right
he's really staring hard at her chuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:10, archived)
# You have to when smoking a pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:26, archived)
# *takes up pipe smoking*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Suppose I ought'ta bung this in the mix

WFHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 7:02, archived)
# hahaha
fucking great
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 7:19, archived)
# And in full colour too!
You're spoiling us!

So how long do you think it'll be before Disney sends in the Web Sheriff to shut down this compo?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 7:26, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10517647#post10517652
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 7:31, archived)
# ^ Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 7:32, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 7:32, archived)
# very nicely done, sir!
Nary a headswap in sight!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 7:52, archived)
# very nice..
love your stylee Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:46, archived)
# YES! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:35, archived)
# Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it, Mister Darwin!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:39, archived)
# YOU KNOW, I THINK I WILL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:40, archived)
# THEY DONT CALL YOU CHARLES 'RAPITINUI' DARWIN FOR NUFFINK
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:43, archived)
# the lord works in mysterious ways.
sexy mysterious ways
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:42, archived)
# So I sea[sic].
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:42, archived)
# new pokemon
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:42, archived)
# Jurassic Era Goatse
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:44, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:56, archived)
# BOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:06, archived)
[challenge entry] poor alice...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:33, archived)
# why am I looking at a picture of your basement
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:35, archived)
# that's the garage
the basement is for the younger ones
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:41, archived)
# nice, nice, I'm doing up my spare room
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:23, archived)
# Because you're interested in such potential property acquisitions, for purposes of your own, and Austria is still a bit on the expensive side?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:42, archived)
#
Nice gams on that lamb!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
I clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:43, archived)
# thanks sir
i was originally going to have a rabbit drawn on the wall with smeared shit, but she wouldn't have been able to do that being straight-jacketed.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:58, archived)
# Not unless it was really a big horizontal drawing of one.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 7:03, archived)
# aaaaaah, creative
and skillful
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 7:19, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 5:59, archived)
# I like where this is going
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:05, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:27, archived)
# Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:29, archived)
# like a chocolate-covered lattice pastry of sorts
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:29, archived)
# wow
that's a headfuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 5:57, archived)
# Now post the one of homer simpson putting his finger in a dog's butt
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:00, archived)
# why for? that goes waayy back
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:01, archived)
# oh hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:45, archived)
# wooohoooo!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:49, archived)
# spurt is the word
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:02, archived)
# PEEWEE WAS FRAMED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:06, archived)
# tell it to the judge
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:07, archived)
# MEN! WHACKING OFF IN A PORNO THEATRE! DISGRACEFUL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:36, archived)
# okay I guess what I'm saying is, Peewee was caught.
 
Caught doing something very few people get prosecuted for, I'd imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:40, archived)
# It may be that few people are prosecuted for that, in part, by the fact that few people do it
(relative to the rates of other misdemeanors)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:47, archived)
# worse yet, watching male cartoon mice
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Tsk Tsk


Larger
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 5:54, archived)
# sing to me tiny dancer
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 5:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 5:43, archived)
# OH MARTIN SHORT YOU SO SILLY, YES THANK YOU I THINK I WILL HAVE SOME MORE WINE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 5:44, archived)
# Fucking hell Martin I just abused my boss again
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 5:57, archived)
# Martin Short cannot be held personally responsible for loss or damage caused by Martin Short.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
My my my, what big teeth you have!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 5:50, archived)
# He never should have got all that surgery

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 5:57, archived)
# goddamn!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:04, archived)
# this isn't shopped!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:05, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:15, archived)
# It's
Minnie the minx!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:18, archived)
# SHE WAS A LOW DOWN HOOCHIE COOCHER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:19, archived)
# I'd never before considered The Beano a high-brow reference.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 5:30, archived)
# Hahaha wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Cheese whores!
Not as messed up as crack whores but they do smell twice as bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:23, archived)
# Nicole!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:33, archived)
# PAPA?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:44, archived)
# Tech question for you all
Some of the images posted here only load half way (or less) for me - grey for much of the picture.

Others fully load with no problems. I have been here for ages but this problem has only just started happening in the last few months. Using Mac OS Safari but the same thing happens in other browsers.

Any ideas? Is this happening to anybody else?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:59, archived)
# it happens to me sometimes too, but not too often.
i just put it down to a bandwidth issue
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 5:02, archived)
# I sometimes see exactly this
and also some flashing and partial loading with animated gifs.
I reckon at least some of it is due to b3tards, and is related to slow load times.
I notice it more in Safari, but I only use that on the iPhone, which tends to load b3ta slower than my PC. But I have noticed it in Firefox on the PC too, particularly when page loads times are slow.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 5:04, archived)
# I get it too
I put it down to my OS which isn't Windows or Mac or even standard for Linux. I expect some crap. Refreshing (sometimes more than once) often sorts it out.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 5:09, archived)
# Some web rendering kits are fucked.
It seems like they cache a stalled load, even though this
is incorrect. In haste to glean size of the picture and not
have the page rescroll and redraw. Just a guess I havent
looked at any of the internals to webkit and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 5:19, archived)
# It also happens
if I go to the sender's page and look for the post to reload, or if I try to open in a new window.
and then sometimes the full image will finally load (as it has now in this case.)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 5:24, archived)
# Yeah, thats the rub.
Unless the cached version gets purged you'll pull it rather than load.
Some browsers now don't even have a force-reload anymore to bypass this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 5:28, archived)
# I reckon there's something to this
based on the fact that a hard reload often fixes it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 5:27, archived)
# RELOAD IT HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 5:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 5:41, archived)
# TWICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 5:45, archived)
[challenge entry] It's clearly time for bed.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:08, archived)
# well now I'm imaging Vader with a squeaky Mickey Mouse voice, that's just fucked up
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:20, archived)
# No worse than a 'Green Cross Code' accent.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Young Ones reference
(arctisticus, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 3:36, archived)
# oh, have we got a video?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 3:41, archived)
#
YES WE'VE GOT A VIDEO!
(arctisticus, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 3:45, archived)
# I would almost 'pay' for a full set of The Young Ones
(also Not The Nine O'Clock News)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:06, archived)
# as indeed would I
by about the second or third repeat of the Young Ones we did, indeed have a video, though the tapes are probably thoroughly shagged by now.

NtNoN only screened once here, though I did have the LPs.. had to make do recently with the few sketches available on youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:19, archived)
# My recollection is that NtNoN aged fairly badly.
I remember seeing Mel Smith talking about the last season they made, being in the editing suite and hearing mad laughter from the next room.
He went next-door to see what they were working on, and it was the first season of The Young Ones. He said he knew then that the stuff they were doing had become old-fashioned and tame by comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:24, archived)
# IN OTHER NEWS
I drove a suped-up Eclipse today, never driven a car like that before. It sounded like a fucking jet taking off.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:28, archived)
# Also
Fast cars are fun

:)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:37, archived)
# Still
If I could get hold of them, it'd be nice.
I was at an impressionable age.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:36, archived)
# this one stands up I reckon
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO8EpfyCG2Y
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:43, archived)
# I watched about 3 seconds
A masterpiece. But the OCD in me wants the whole lot!
(Not that I have an Oxford Classical Dictionary, no no! I don't need all of the dictionaries)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:51, archived)
# looking now at the list of writers I start to understand the diversity of the sketches
www.imdb.com/title/tt0080253/fullcredits#writers
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 5:54, archived)
# maybe so, but I have many happy memories
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnt7ShK9sgE
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:41, archived)
# Now I am really going. Have fun surfing youtube.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF-U9nL9Ios&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:53, archived)
# that's the one i always remember
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 6:46, archived)
#
funnily enough smith and jones were both in the bambi episode
(arctisticus, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Also, the much forgotten Who Dares Wins
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Hahaha
I remember that :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 4:03, archived)

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